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International Picnic Day!

I’ve heard some black folks say that the word “picnic” comes from an old KKK ritual, where they would “pick a nigger” to lynch.  Then, they’d have a party that night, right under the lifeless body hanging from the tree.  Of course, that’s not true, but to appease all the thick, white cocks just wishing they could pound some juicy, nigger bitch pussy, I decided to celebrate International Picnic Day in a racially humiliating fashion.  I went to the poor, white side of town, where lots of bigots reside, and I stood on the street, flashing cars and pedestrians.  No bra.  No panties.  Just a thin, white dress and my sexy black ass, hoping someone would grab me and show me what happens to dirty, nasty, nigger whores in white neighborhoods.

A few guys took pictures, some stopped by to touch on me – pinch my nipples and squeeze my ass.  Almost everyone yelled something horrible at me.  Then, I had the best idea!  I wend two block over to an old, dive.  I was only there for two minutes before I got some real action!  Two drunk guys came out the side door in the alley, and spotted me.  I knew what I’d been waiting for was finally about to happen.  They were spewing hateful words at me before they even stumbled close enough to touch me.  They reeked of beer and cigarettes, and their eyes were blood-shot.

They grabbed me from behind, by my big tits, and pulled me deep into the alley.  They were fascinated with my huge, plump, round black ass, and it angered them that I enjoyed their attention.  That only made them even more abusive.  My pussy started dripping down my thighs when they told me I was the nigger that they’d picked to be their sex slave.

They poured beer on my snatch and licked it all off, saying that the beer made the stench of my dirty pussy tolerable.  They shoved beer bottles inside me and slapped me around every time I sounded like I enjoyed it.  Those guys fucked me in every whole, wiped off their dicks on my dress, then left me, sweaty, smelly and satisfied right next to the dumpster.  What a great day!

Hot Phone Sex Intoxication

I can’t believe how fucked up I got. I don’t remember half of last night. But I do know my pussy is sore as hell today and so is my ass.
I didn’t intend to get so fucking drunk but hey shit happens, ya know?
I know some one or likely lots of some ones, worked my drunk ass over. My girl said I was the cum slut of the party, fucking and sucking anything that had a dick and several things that didn’t.
I had to laugh at her when she said that. and the visual that created took the laughter to hysteria!
When she asked what I was laughing at and I told her I could only imagine what I must have looked like and she broke out the pictures.
Yeah only a true friend will let you get tanked, let you act like an ass and then take pictures or record it for prosperity, or future bribery!
This one is my favorite, I look as fucked up as I was in this one!
LMAO!!!

What’s In Your Picnic Basket?

International picnic day, like the girls and I need a reason to go out on a sunny day dressed in next to nothing and play.
We pack a very interesting picnic basket, it is filled with goodies to eat and goodies to play. We have a special park we go to that has lots for the girls to do together and secluded areas for us to play together.
It’s always fun to be in the sun with the warm air on our skin, touching places that don’t see the sun often.
We love to bring healthy snacks and use them in a variety of ways. We love getting naked and using each other as little tables to make our sandwiches and plates on. And we always let some peanut butter and jelly spill onto our bellies so we can lick it off each other!
The girls love peanut butter and banana sandwiches we love stuffing the bananas in our pussies and asses before we peel them for our sandwiches.
Picnics are a great family day all summer long, but especially today on national picnic day!
What’s in your picnic basket?

Roses Are Red

Roses are red, as can be seen so plain
As are my visions of your chocolate mane
Your hair in my hands as I pull you back
Thrusting and pulling, your senses attacked

Violets are blue, like the clear winter sky
Your moans entice me, drive me, and make me sigh
The passion, the motion, our bodies move as one
Your heat engulfs me, hot as the sun

Lilies spread wide open in full bloom
Touching, kissing, rubbing your climax looms
You embrace me as the waves rock your core
My thrusting incessant, just wanting you more

The orchid is the flower of lust
As my defenses crumble with every thrust
Deep in your garden, my seeds are planted
Holding you in my arms, I am enchanted

But flowers are fleeting, they do not withstand
Unlike my passion, my desire, that you command
Words don’t do justice for how I crave your touch
I never imagined I would want someone so much…

I love when I get sexy poems like this. It perfectly describes just what I want me and you to be like. I want to be your girlfriend. Call me lets please one another.

Grandma Knows

This sexy grandma has been up to no good lately! I threw a little slumber party for my grandson and his friends… just a little summer fun. Rented movies and had all the pizza they could eat. Of course grandma was wearing just the tinniest little thing. Just wanting to see which of the young boys noticed. I was thinking perhaps they were to young at first. Then I saw one little man covering his hard little cock…Then a second one. I waited till the 3rd movie was on and called the boys out one at a time. I took them to my bedroom and told them I had noticed there hard little cocks. Since they were staying at my house I needed to make sure they were ok. They let me pull out there little cocks and check to make sure they weren’t hurt…lol I kissed them to make them feel better. And when they grew even harder.. I told them grandma knew how to make them better.. It was just a bad cramp. I just need to work the kink out. So I stroked and rubbed their hard cocks till they felt all better. Im such a good grandma! I knew just what they needed.

Earn your reward!

I love to pick up guys who worships this lushes black cock between my goddess legs! I want to make him serve me. To get on his knees and suck my toes and then paint them a beautiful red. The blow them dry! Mmm Im sure my cock will get hard and ready from such good attention. Then you can kiss little kisses up my ankle and across my thighs. And when you finally make your way up my gorgeous legs… then you can start taking care of my throbbing hard cock! Put little butterfly kisses on my balls. Then start slowly traveling up my beautiful shaft till you get to the big beautiful mushroom head. Now suck it! Wrap your lips around my head and suck that cock till you earn your treat! Suck until that creamy delicious cum shoots out to fill you up. A reward for doing such a good job!  Are you ready to Earn your reward?

Sissy Phone Sex Teenie Weenie Song

I have a teenie weenie
Look at me !
With little dingleballs
You can barely see !

♥ ♥ ♥

I’m a sissy fairy

Please shame me

About my widdle winky

Please out me !

♥ ♥ ♥

Hiding in my panties

Is my itty bitty clitty

And when I’m in dresses

I feel so pretty !

♥ ♥ ♥

I just love my femmy things !

Please make my balls into

Dangling Earrings !

♥ ♥ ♥

I have a teenie weenie

Look at me !

With little dingleballs

You can barely see !

Hot Phonesex and Happy Endings

I’ve given my fair share of happy endings. I used to work at this very secret Chinese massage parlor. They couldn’t get enough of my soft hands, ending with a sweet rub and tug of their throbbing cocks. While I rubbed their necks and shoulders their tent grew and wriggled in delight and anticipation. I liked to drag out the massage until they were practically begging me to end it. I had a guy come in once who hardly reacted to the pressure of my nimble fingers. I thought he must be hard to please so I went a little further for this one. I ripped his sheet away sending my mouth on a journey down his body. Nothing. I was so determined. So fucking turned on by the control this man had. I wanted him. I had to have him. I stood in front of him, shedding my geisha costume. He stands and walks toward me. He’s a bear of a man and lifts my petite frame with one arm onto the table and tore into my pussy like a bowl of fried rice. It’s nice to be on the other end of things sometimes.

Romantic Phone Sex

Romantic Phone Sex with your Gfe Phone Sex girl can be the most amazing experience you could ever have. Especially with me, I am here to please you and take you to places you have never been to before. I want you to call me and us make passionate love over and over a gain until we are both in paradise. When I hear from you, your put the biggest smile on my face and make my heart skip a beat just for you. You make me feel like a girl on valentines day when she is being spoiled and brought a hundred roses. I want to make you feel the same way you make me baby. Call me tonight so we can go experience paradise together. I brought myself a new toy today just for us to enjoy tonight. I know it is going to make me cum so hard. Call me lets make love tonight baby, I will be laying here waiting with my beautiful legs spread apart waiting for you to come make my hot spot wet.

Sexy Australians

I went on vacation last year with one of my friends. She took me to Australia. The moment I walked off the plane I was in paradise. The way that those hot men talk just make me get all creamy in my panties. Every time one of them spoke to me I just wanted to tackle them am get on top of them have let them do anything and I do mean anything to me.

Once, we got inside to the front desk they had a sexy Australian come and take our luggage upstairs with us. We had to all get in the elevator and the way that me and my friend were looking at him. I am sure he knew we wanted him. I could not help but to ask him questions over and over just to hear his hot voice. If he only know the orgasms that were going on in between my legs.

We finally made it to our room. As he put the bags in, he stood there for a moment of course waiting for gratitude. I asked him to hold on a second and me and my girlfriend walked over and closed the door we had a whole other plan to give him thanks. Most people get money but he was going to get something so much better than that.

We turned and looked at him and both slipped off our our dresses and their our panties. We walked over to him as I planted a kiss right on those lips, my friend Belinda worked her way down until his clothes were completely off. We then both slid to our knees so that we could take turns taking that dick right into our mouths. We pushed him over on the sofa in the room and I climbed right on top of him and rode that dick as Belinda stood over him letting him lick and suck on her beautiful clit.

As soon as he started to cum, the way that he sounded made me and Belinda have a orgasm over and over a gain. Who knew Australians were so damn hot! Their voices can just melt you. Our porter got lots of gratitude the whole two weeks we were there.