Category: Hot phonesex

Feeling Retro

Darling I am feeling so retro today. Tonight I am going to the club for diso night. It is going to be so rad. But the real reason I am going is because on disco night we all get into character. We don’t just dress retro we are retro. We act just like we did in the 70’s using sayings like “goovey and far out and hip” I love all the far out and wild clothes people wear and I really dig the platform shoes. I always get my cock sucked in the bathroom and I always get at least one or two dicks shoved up my ass when I go to the club.Tonight a few of my friends and I have a little side bet going. Who ever can get or give the most ass in the bathroom at the club tonight drinks free, And the one that gets the least ass, has to pay for everyone’s drinks….I am going to get so fucking drunk because my hot ass is not paying for shit tonight. This is going to be wonderful darling!

Make It Rain Money

I love being your cum slut. I love cumming for you. I love it when you cum for me. There is no better way to make money in the world then to hear my phone ring and wonder what hot, sexy fantasy we are going to share. I love it when you make me so wet that I can’t help but rub my clit till it is squirting all over my hand in a hot sticky mess that I have to clean up when we hang up. The real good fantasies I dream about at night and wake up cumming all over my bed. all i want to do is sleep in it enjoying the feel of the gift you gave me even though you didn’t know you did. I often wonder if you dream of me and wake up with your hard dick in your hand aching to call me again so we can cum together one more time. And the bonus is I get paid to cum with you and play with you. Then i get to go shopping for more toys to play with when you call and sexy outfits to wear when we play. The only thing that makes me smile more then cumming with you and for you is money. Yes money sure does make me smile as much as your cum.

Crazy Things We See

Being a phone sex operator is an adventure every day. Besides all the interesting fantasies we get to share with all of you awesome men out there. Besides cumming all day every day together. Besides going out and getting wild and crazy just for the fun of it. We see some crazy ass shit thanks to some crazy ass bitches. We all know that chicks love to stuff their cunts with anything that could make them cum in new and unusual ways. So today I thought I would get high as fucking hell and share some of the crazy and funny as hell shit chicks do with you. Of course I couldn’t help but create little captions and thoughts to go with each one. Feel free to share your captions in my comments if you think of one. So let’s have a blast with this one, I promise you will get a laugh or two today! Are you ready?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the inside of course!

Have you ever had cell phone reception issues. Wonder why suddenly you loose signal and the call drops? Here is the reason why….

Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? That is one way to have phone sex….just saying!

Do you love sea food? Have you been searching for a seafood market where you can get the freshest fish available?

Smells like fish but taste like chicken…..so they say!

And finally my favorite. Where was this when Hall and Oates were producing records? This one is made specially for them, or so I think….

“OOOO hear she cums….she’s a man eater!”

Have a great day my friends, get high, have a drink and above all have a good laugh and a hard cum!

Fuckaliciously Yours,

Mercedes

Accomplice Phone Sex

Accomplice Phone SexLast weekend I caught up with Natasha again to see how she was doing, and of course she was pre-occupied.  I tried to get her attention, but it was almost impossible because he was on another mission.  I could tell the hunt was on her mind and she was plotting something.  I offered to to help her again, and suddenly she snapped out of it and looked at me with the most evil smirk I’d ever seen.  I got the chills all all of a sudden because I have learned that you never know what Natasha will come up with.  She tells me her plan as we are walking towards the object of our hunt.  The sweet innocence that was in the air was incredibly intoxicating, and Natasha kept fidgeting like she was getting extremely horny.  I couldn’t help but get excited myself.  We continued on with our hunt and grabbed our prey!  It was exciting to see Natasha pull a knife out and terrorize these frail tiny victims.  We took them back to her father and he was very satisfied with our work.  He told me that I was welcome over to visit anytime since I’ve helped his little Natasha  complete her assigned tasks more than once.

Looking For A New Fetus

Submissive Phone SexLast night I was in the living room cleaning up after a party for my husband office, and I bent over to pick something up off the floor.  I felt hands on my hips, and I was pushed to the floor.  I got down on all fours and lifted up my skirt, and I felt a cock enter my pussy with such force I almost screamed out.  I knew my husband was the one fucking me, and I wasn’t surprised.  We just finished hosting a work party, and all his co-workers and his boss just got done using me for about 4 hours.  I had a cock in my mouth, pussy and ass almost the entire time, and my husband never participates when others do.  He waits until he can have me all to himself, so he can fuck me and reclaim his little submissive sluts mind body and soul.  He reminds me that I am his and his alone!  He can fuck me, he can loan me out, or he can leave me to have nothing if he chooses to.  When he blew his load in my well used pussy he grabbed my clit and pinched it so hard I came all over his hand.  He stood up and told me to clean up and go see our son because if another fetus is going to grow inside my body it will belong to him.


No More Little Fetus

It doesn’t happen often, we bitches in the club are pretty careful about not getting knocked up. But once in a while we have an oooppps.
It’s been nine long months. Some of the dudes dig fucking a pregnant chick some of them didn’t want anything to do with her. But she finally dropped her load and brought the new member home today.
We girls got together and had this cake made for her to welcome them home. I think it’s fucking awesome looking and can’t wait to dig into it and see if it tastes as good as it looks.
The dudes in the club that have been waiting nine months are lined up and ready to get some pussy right out the gate.
Yeah the fucking docs said to wait so many weeks but our guys don’t give a fuck they are ready to get some of that pussy now.
So it looks like after we eat and have dessert the rest of us will watch the rug rat while she gets fucked for making them wait and for not being careful. Bet they are going to love sucking the milk out of those big swollen tits of hers.
Bet by tomorrow morning she will make sure she doesn’t get knocked up again. If that pussy isn’t sore from spitting out the brat, it sure will be from taking all the cock coming to her tonight.
Glad it ain’t me, but hey such is life here in the club. You gotta be a tuff bitch and take it as it cums.

Our Adult Rehersal

We are going to do a Thanksgiving day play for the little ones at the community center this weekend. We have been practicing nearly every evening for a week now. It is going to be worth it because the little ones make our dicks and pussies so wet, even if they don’t know it. But it has taken away from our fun time with each other. so we decided to get together, change the play up a little bit and practice our grown up version of the play. In our version the Pilgrims and Indians share more then just a feast prepared as an offering of friendship and new beginnings. In our version the Indians and Pilgrims share their men and woman and their different versions of fucking. The little ones watch fascinated at both the similarities and the differences. We make sure they see how uninhibited the natives are compared to those of us that came across the ocean and are more proper and respectable in the way we do things. We narrate just as if there are really little ones watching which creates a very erotic adult play for us as we mix our fantasies with our realities. It is definitely a stress reliever and lots of fun. Maybe we will practice again at least once before the actual play.

Charity Car Wash

A bunch of my friends and I had a charity car wash to help out one of our other guy friends.  We share him as a fuck buddy, and he is extremely good, so when we found out he owed a lot of money for taxes we decided we would help him out.  I’m sorry but I cannot let a perfectly good cock waste away in jail, especially one that is as big as his is.  We put up fliers in strip clubs, adult stores, and even advertised in the paper.  It went pretty well, we made a shit load of money just in tips alone.  We couldn’t have it out in the open because for an extra 200 dollars two of the girls would fuck each other, or give the owner of the car a blow job, or something else along those lines.  Some would consider it prostitution, and just like that big cock of our friends, I wouldn’t want my perfectly good pussy wasting away in jail either. All in all about 50 cars were washed that day, cocks were sucked, pussies were licked, and we raised enough money for our mutual fuck buddy to stay out of jail due to back taxes.

Geneva

Hot Phonesex with Passion

It’s been a while since I had my back blown out! I mean a week may not be long for most women but when I don’t have my daily dose of dick, I go crazy! Good thing I have you and my huge sex toys! I love to pick up the phone for some hot phonesex and fuck my fat pussy into a coma!

That sounds like the perfect idea! It’s Saturday, you don’t have shit to do, and your probably sitting there with your cock rock hard! Why not join me and hear the sounds of me gaggin on your big manhood. The gushy sounds of my sweet black chubby pussy being fucked, and me telling you what a dirty black slut I am.

Oooh daddy, you know I can’t wait for your cock. I’m on my knees like a good whore, mouth open and ready to service you! This body should not go to waste one more day! You love these big titties, this fat round ass, and this juicy pussy. Come use me!

Granny has the Cure for that Cock!

Granny knows what you need. I know exactly how to take care of my little man. Let granny tell you why it hurts. Let Granny make it feel all better. I know exactly what you need. Let Granny teach you how good it can be. Let me show you. I will pull out your cock. I will stroke it for you. Let my fingers slide up and down the shaft. Doesn’t that feel better? But wait.. There is more. Let Granny slip that cock into my mouth. Let me show you how warm, wet and good it feels. I will swallow every inch of your little man cock! I know you feel all tingly. And you want to just explode. But it’s not time yet! Granny needs to feel that Cock inside me! I know you are going to give granny what I need. Let me rub that cock against my hot wet pussy! Let me show you how much granny needs you. Let me show you how much you turn Granny on! Slide your hard cock inside granny and fuck me! That’s right. Give it to granny! Fuck Granny like I need! Now Granny wants you to cum deep inside my pussy! Ooooh yes. That is right. Give granny all your cum! Shoot it deep inside me! Now you feel better don’t you?.. See Granny knew just what you needed.