I lost my wallet. I didn’t even know it was missing until I went to pay the mechanic and ended up looking really foolish digging through my obnoxiously huge bag to find it. The guy just stood there looking at me. Better yet, looking at my thighs and cleavage in my sexy little outfit. I’m always under dressed, but this time it worked in my favor. I came to the conclusion that my wallet was not on me and I had to think fast. Luckily this guy was really easy. I had him from the first time he looked at me. All I had to do was drop everything out of my purse and bend over to pick it up. Did I mention I don’t wear panties. On top of that, I think my boob slipped out a little and he must have saw my areolas. I must admit, if I knew all I had to do was give my local mechanic the ride of his life so I could ride in my car, the shop would’ve never seen my money in the first place!
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What the Fuck are Shrooms?
I think most of you know that recently my husband got a promotion. Well this yesterday morning he called me from work and said he had some new clients and had pitched some huge deal to them and wanted to invite them to our house for dinner and to try to seal the deal. So I spent the day cooking and cleaning and and making everything as perfect as I could for my husband’s dinner party. When my little man came home from school I sent him to a friends house to stay the night which doesn’t normally happen on a school night but tonight was such a big deal for my husband that I didn’t want him to have any potential disruptions from anyone.
My husband and two of his clients got to our house at about six o’clock and I had everything ready. When they came in after introductions were made I offered them drinks and let them know dinner was ready when they were. They said they were starved and ready to eat so we all headed to the dining room. My husband came into the kitchen where I was getting the food plated to bring to the table and gave me a little bag of coke and said to do a couple of lines, he said he wanted to make sure I had a really good time too.
During the meal one of the men asked for some steak sauce so I went to the kitchen and returned in only a matter of seconds. Once we had finished our meal and the men went into the living room to talk business I began cleaning up, while in the kitchen I started having this really strange feeling and began to hallucinate. I saw things breathing that couldn’t possibly be breathing. The oven door was pulsating and it appeared to be melting. I got very scared, so asked my husband if he could come to the kitchen for a moment and he did.
I told him how strange I was feeling and he said not to worry, to relax and enjoy the experience, his clients had slipped me some Shroom’s, I had no fucking idea what that was and started to panic a little. My husband took me to our bedroom, undressed me. He told me to lay down and relax and said I needed to just let the experience happen. He knew I was going to like it if I could let myself relax. He gave me a couple more lines of coke then left the bedroom. I’m not sure how much later it was, but suddenly I heard strange voices in our bedroom and they were talking me through the hallucinations.
Then they were undressed and they sat me on one of the guys lap and he rammed his cock hard up my pussy and they other shoved his cock in my mouth. Their cocks seemed to moving in strange contorted ways and their faces were bending unnaturally. I was seeing things I knew couldn’t be possible. I looked over to my husband’s chair in the corner and he was sitting there so I thought this had to be real. This went on for what seemed to be forever. When the men left I realized that this must be what it feels like when your gazing through the looking glass.
My husband carried me into the shower, and leaned me against his chest as he turned on the water. The sensation of the water on my skin was so intense that I nearly collapsed. He dried me off and carried me to the bed. When he stuck his cock inside me the feeling was so intense that I squirted all over him. He pounded my pussy so hard as I screamed and moaned so loud that it didn’t take long for his cock to explode inside me. I felt every last drop of his cum inside me, and it was the most amazing feeling I’d ever had. We drifted off to sleep, and when I woke up the next morning my husband acted like nothing happened. Was last night real, or am I losing my mind?
Babysitting
I had the best weekend of my life. I got to babysit the grand ones. And that’s what makes me a perfect grandma. The boys are getting awfully big now. Kevin is just growing up so fast! He tries to be such a big boy. And I guess he is getting to be big, because I caught him with his little hand down his pants. More than five times on the first day alone. He thought no one noticed he was stroking his little hard dick. But of course grandma notice. I love that age were they figure out it feels good to play with that cock. It was time for grandma to teach Kevin exactly how good it could feel. After I tucked the other little ones into bed, I came in to Kevin’s room to give him some special one-on-one time with Granny. And of course right when I walked in Kevin was playing with his little dick again. ohhhh he tried to pull his hand out of his pants really fast. But grandma saw him. I sat down on the bed next to him. I ran my hand from his knee up to his thighs. I was very happy to see his little Dick just jump for grandma. He froze like a little rabbit when I move my fingers up against his cock and started stroking him. Grandma knows just what he needs. I pulled out his little Dick and started sucking it for him. I love knowing I was the first one to ever wrap my lips around his cock. Oh I get to suck on it for a long time. I’m pretty sure he’s too young to come. But it sure will be fun testing that theory from now on.
Tranny Phone Sex thats fit for Royalty!
I had a date the other night that I had planned out minute my minute, I am such a control freak and have to take charge of every last detail in whatever I am doing. So I called this guy up and asked him out again, I told him I would have another surprise if he was up to it, pun intended. He accepted my invitation and said he was looking forward to another surprised filled night with me. He told me he doubted I could top our last date so I took that on as a challenge. I planned a date that was fit for Royalty!
I had the dinner catered in, I hired a bartender and I decorated my room for a Royal King, thrown and all. We had our dinner, then went into the living room and sat and chatted for a long time while sipping on our cocktails, but neither of us wanted to get tipsy much less drunk this time. We wanted to be able to savor the entire night. Finally I excused the bartender, and invited my friend up to my room. When we got inside the bedroom his eyes opened wide when his saw I had it decked out like a royal palace just for him.
Then I took off my little skirt and untied my halter top and his mouth literally dropped. I could see his excitement. I undressed him and sat him on the king’s thrown and knelt down and gave him my best blow job. This time I actually let him cum in my mouth and I swallowed every last drop. Then I sat in the thrown and he returned the favor and sucked every last drop of cum out of my balls and ten inch cock. We spent the rest of the night in my bed taking turns fucking each other up the ass. I asked him to stay for breakfast; which would include a shower and a morning fuck; and with a huge smile he said he would love that but didn’t think I would ask, so tonight was a nice surprise once again, I am sure there will be plenty more in his future because I like his cock!
A Woman Scorned
I met her in the bar last week. I could see the fire in her eyes and I was drawn to her. I sat next to her and introduced myself offering to buy her a drink. She gladly accepted and so it began.
A few drinks into the evening and she was feeling tipsy. She apologized explaining that this was the first time she had been out drinking in several years.
A few more drinks and I knew why.
She was married to her high school sweet heart, the love of her life. She had been a good wife, staying home, waiting on him hand and foot. She loved him with all her heart.
She went to visit her mother and was supposed to be gone all day. But something came up and she returned home early, only to find him in their bed with her best friend.
It’s an age old story honey. We never think it will happen to us and yet it does.
A few more drinks and she went from feeling sad and betrayed to mad as hell and wanting revenge.
So I decided to help her out a little.
I suggest that she bring me home and make him think she is giving him a two for the price of one special. He is going to be so surprised when he gets fucked!
My dick was hard just thinking about giving it to him.
Needless to say it was a glorious night darling and I enjoyed every minute of it!
Edge Play Phone Sex Fun
My soft and sexy pussy stays wet when I get to tease him. I dress up like a little girl in pig tails and no make up and we begin to play. We both know that in the end it will be worth it and he loves the way I make him want to cum and then don’t let him. We spend hours playing and teasing then backing off. I run my nails lightly up his balls to the base of his dick while softly kissing the head and licking the drops of pre-cum off of it. I love the way his body becomes covered in goose bumps when I kiss up his inner thighs working my way to his waiting cock, throbbing with anticipation. I use every one of my tricks to keep him on the brink. My mouth, my tits, my plump, soft body….He moans and holds me close aching to be inside me and release his load. but I don’t let him. I rub his hard cock on my milky wet pussy, letting him feel the warmth, teasing him, before rubbing his dick in between my huge warm tits. I lift my head and lick the tip of his cock telling him how much I would love his jizz shooting in my face before I lay next to him and kiss him gently. Eventually we both will explode all over each other, just not yet. This is to much fun!
Cum One, Cum All!
The other day, I went shopping at one of my favorite XXX stores. I could barely focus on choosing an outfit, because my pussy kept drooling over all the sexy men that I noticed disappearing to the back. After browsing, I changed into the sexy getup that I’d just purchased, and made my way to the back, too. It’s like they all smelled my pussy when I entered. I walked the halls once, just to let the men get a good look at my firm tits and round, jiggly ass. Finally, I picked a booth, and one by one, I sucked and fucked every stiff cock that needed relief. When I was done, I had a swollen, wet cunt and an empty box of condoms. But, I made some extra cash, got a few good orgasms, and met a couple of really cool guys. I hadn’t had that kind of fun in a long while. I’m going to have to go shopping a lot more often!
Taking a Trip to the Cabin in the Woods
My husband has been planning a trip to the woods, and I’m excited and can’t wait. Well we are finally here and he just told me a bunch of his co-workers would be joining us later that night. I know this means, I am going to be used and abused all night tonight. Normally I really enjoy these activities but I thought this was a weekend getaway for the two of us. It was chilly but not too chilly when we got there, my husband decided to take a nap before the big event so I tool a walk out back behind the cabin in the woods.
I finally went back to the cabin and took a shower and got dressed in an appropriate outfit for the evening events. About eight o’clock I heard cars pull up as I was just finishing washing the dinner dishes. Before I knew it, they were all offering me lines of cocaine and getting me as high as they could, as fast as they could. It didn’t take long and I was high and ready for anything they had in mind.
The rest of the night was my husband sitting in his comfy chair watching his co-workers fuck and abuse me in every imaginable way possible. When the sun started to come up, they left and my husband gently carried me to the shower and washed my very sore aching body, then took me to bed. As he pushed his cock into me I know he felt how swollen and tight my pussy was from the weekend activities, but that’s why he loves fucking me at the end of our adventures! I love our cabin in the woods and am so excited my husband made these plans for us this weekend.
No Limits For Subby Slut Steph!
You know I like it rough. Fuck me like you hate me. Fuck me like your trying to snuff me out. You know what gets me going. I like to feel all the frustrations that you have acquired since the last time you were able to relieve them. I want you to take it out on my pussy. I want you to fuck me so hard I can barely walk when its all over. I want you to make me scream like my nipples are being cut off one by one. Can you do that? Pain me good. I’m sure I deserve it anyway. Punish me for being the disrespectful slut that I am. No amount of hurt is too much for me daddy. You didn’t know? I’ve got a high tolerance and I am going to return the favor when your done. We are gonna get down and dirty. There will be blood, sweat and maybe even some tears. That’s why you came to me right? Tonight has no time for limits. Let’s get kinky!