Category: Fetish Phone Sex

She Fucked Me Like A Man

I was in the neighborhood and decided to drop in on a new friend of mine, Amber. She was introduced to me by an awesome guy I fuck on the regular. The cool thing about Amber is that she has a dick! I’ve dobe threesomes with her and my friend, but I had never been alone with her. She is sexy as fuck, and alwsys smells and looks fantastic. I was in the mood for something different today and luckily she was game!

Now usually, I tend to be pretty dominant with my men, I know what I like and I make sure to give them what thry need. But Amber blew me away, I guess with all that testosterone she has hiding under her skirt! She took charge and began ripping my clothes off. I could feel her raging hardon under her tight little skirt and the way she was handling my body made me so fuckign wet. She threw me back on the bed, pinned my feet above my head and told me she was going to fuck me like no man ever could.

I tried to tell her how sexy she was, but she was playing so rough she put her hand over my mouth and told me to shut my cumwhore mouth. I was so turned on at this point my nipples were hard and my pussy dripping. She then took her whole fist and shoved it inside my wide open pussy. She jammed it in and out and I couldn’t scream because she still had my mouth covered. She kept saying that even though she’s a girl she is a better fuck than any man.

She continued to fist me until I came all over her hand and wrist. She didn’t waste any time climbing on top of me and sticking her throbbing cock inside. She fucked me so good, and now I have to remember to pay an extra special thank you to my very good friend who introduced us… Talk to you soon, Baby…..

Come party with a wild bitch!

I am all about the money, drugs, parties, but most of all I’m all about the fuck. I love to fuck, you, your friend, even your girlfriends. It makes me no mater, As long as I can cum, I don’t give a shit. I don’t care how I cum, as long as I cum, and as long as you cum, that’s all that maters to me.

I can cum on your face, hands, dick whatever. I am a drug cum slut who loves to have every fuck hole in my body filled with cum, over and over. No just men’s cum, but I also love pussy juices, and not mine.

I want your girlfriends, wife’s, I want it all. I love to have all together fun, with everyone. I like cum all together. You can play with me for a good price. I’m a HUGE party whore. If you want to pay to play, and have a good time, then I am your bitch.  You cant get no wilder than me. I am a wild ass slut and I am thirsty every second of the day. Stop by and quench my thirst, I would love to have you and a few more around to play with.

Don’t forget to bring some good party favors as well. I will bring the pussy, if you bring the powder, and your pick of cum. I will be waiting to party with you and yours, but don’t keep me waiting too long, or I will move to the next party.

My New Puppy Benji

I got a new puppy – my sweet, darling, little BENJI. He is such a good little pup. He walks so good on the leash and he loves to stick his nose right up between my legs and give me little puppy kisses! His cold wet nose drives my pussy crazy, and he pants and whines for more. I took him out to the store the other day, and I could see everyone staring at him on his leash – he is so adorable.

I walked him through the store, but the poor little K9 just couldn’t keep his paws off me! Every time I would stop walking, he would stick his nose up my skirt and even when I yanked on his collar and told him to get down, he had a hard time listening. I know he is just learning, but I have to be stern with him. I bent over to get something from the bottom shelf, and he jumped right up on my back trying to mount me.

Everyone in the store was watching at this point and his fluffy little fur felt so good on my ass that I decided to let him get a little. He humped away and I told him what a good little puppy he was. He licked the back of my neck as he got the treat that he wanted. I just love my little Benji. I am going to take him everywhere with me and show him off to all my friends!

Waiting to play

     I am such a horny slut, I sit here with my tight pussy dripping wet, waiting on you and your huge cock to cum play with me. I am such a cum slut that if I can’t get fucked everyday, I am just not happy, I need you so bad right now. My pussy and sweet little ass is waiting on you to cum plunge your great big fuck rod into any of my sweet honey hole you can image. God I need you right now. I need to cum on your dick, face, anything as long as I cum, and get filled with your thick man juices, I don’t care.

     Please wont you make me cum for you, I promise I will make you cum for me. Baby come on by and let me be your, fuck slave for a while. I will be waiting for you. I am playing with my sweet wet cunt right now just waiting for you to make me your bitch. Let me help you unlock your every fantasy for you, and take your cock to a whole new level of busting a hot nut.

Double Spank

I am usually such a good girl… but today I was feeling especially BAD and I needed a good whipping. I remember the last time you spanked my ass, and I left you a message to get over here and teach me another lesson ASAP. I am waiting for you on all fours in my bedroom. The front door is unlocked — Cum on in.

Last time you tanned my little ass until it was red and stayed that way for days. You even taught me how to punish my own little pussy by smacking the shit out of it while you slapped my ass cheeks. The stinging and burning caused my pussy and clit to swell to three time their normal size, and the blood rushing to my cunt drove me wild!

I am slapping my pussy now, just imagining you spanking my tight ass with your strong hands. I know you will not show my ass any mercy, even if I beg. Thats why I need you baby — you are the only one who treats my ass this way. I dont want a gentle lovey dovey boy today – I need your hard cruel hands to beat my ass until its sore and bruised.

Mmmmm slap slap slap. My pussy is loving it and my ass is craving you. Check your messages then get your ass over here and give my sweet body what it needs…

Mischief Night!

My favorite Adult Halloween night “National Mischief Night” is all that Halloween is and so much more. This years theme is fairytale home invasion. My team is me as Goldilocks, and three grizzly men as my three bears. One of the guys -Chuck- works for the cable company as a field agent. He collects some good intel in his position. He is in and out of houses all day often time all over the house depending on what he’s installing, fixing, or troubleshooting.
We have scoped out a couple of families to pinpoint our choice and then how we will infiltrate their place. The Steins won the choice reward of getting a visit from us. This thirty- something couple were going to be alone tonight with their little monsters away at school. These two are a couple snooty little fucks that need the fear of god put in their better than thou attitude and we WILL do just that.

As we got in the house and found the two useless pieces of swine in their “entertainment” room things got crazy. We really had our way and these two didn’t have a chance in hell but we let them live. We took our turns fucking and beating the hell out of them. Kinda like a scene out of “A Clockwork Orange”. I’d love to share how the three bad bears and a mischievous Goldilocks played.

You’ll need to ring me up and we can explore my night, but tonight I will be with a besti and we are going to have fun going as cops. I love Halloween!!!

Trick-or-Treat and find my sweet’s

I love this time of year, everyone is on the hunt for a sweet treat. I would love you to come play a game of, trick-or-treat find my sweets with me. My cock is begging for you to cum play with me. I want to play with you, and then punish you. I want you to let me make you my fun little sissy for the night. Let me shove your mouth full of my foot long cock, and fuck you in that sweet treat tight little ass of yours. I want you to drink my sweet candy cum, while I tell you what a good little sissy you are for me. I just want to have fun with you, I wont hurt you, and I will play real nice with your nice little fuck holes. We can play a game of bobbing for balls, and I will even let you win. I will be waiting to hear from you, and my cock will be hard thinking of the games I am waiting to play with you. Don’t keep me waiting to play, cum have fun with me. You will have the best time of your life finding my sweet fuck stick, just for you to play with. I cant wait to hear from you, and I will tell you every juicy swollen detail. 

Vote Yes – Get Blown

Its election time and I really wanted the vote to sway for a dirty politician I fuck now and again. I knew I had to do my part to get down to the polls and make shit happen, because he buys me nice gifts with his fatass salary. I knew all the old conservative geezers would be there trying to vote no against him because he has a naughty reputation, but I have a plan! I put on some hot red high heels, to be patriotic 😉 , grabbed a flag, and headed for the library where most of the old folks would be. Sure enough when I arrived, they were lined up out the door, just waiting for their chance to vote against my naughty political man.

Before I got out of my car, I took my clothes off, wrapped myself in the flag, and then walked up to the line. The flag barely covered me, but judging from the old mens’ cocks getting hard in their pants, it wasn’t an issue. I started greeting everyone in the line, and announced that anyone who voted yes once inside would get a free blow job from me on the way out! Well, the old guys started groping at me and telling me how beautiful I am, and said they would all vote for my favorite.

I did as I promised and waited outside the doors for each of them to come out. As they did, I took their old wrinkled cocks out of their pants and stuck them in my mouth and sucked them off. I could tell it had been decades for some of the poor old farts, and they came like crazy. They all told me they voted yes for the sleezy guy, and they all got their sweet reward. In fact, the line waiting for my blow jobs became just as long as the line waiting to vote! I feel like such a good whore – doing my part for society – now get down here and vote yes!!

Happy Plush Animals Lovers Day

Today is Plush Animal Lover’s Day. This is a day of celebration that is held every year to show your favorite stuffed toy some extra special love and appreciation. As a younger girl, I was very fond of my stuffed animals, overly fond of them actually. I showed them a lot of love. I had this one life sized plush camel that got shown the most love. I would ride that thing like a horse. I’d get on top of it naked and grind my pretty little bald beaver in between his humps, creaming all over its fur.  I still have Mr. Humps too. I brought him out today to reconnect. I’m a lot bigger now, and my pussy is no longer bald, but I did show him “some extra special love and appreciation” in honor of this special day.

Now, instead of fitting in between his humps, I can actually fuck one of his humps. I didn’t want them to get jealous, so I made sure I inserted each of Mr. Humps’ hump into my pussy and grinded away until I exploded. I was lost in the memories of frottage with my stuffed animals when my stepson said my name. I looked up to see him jacking his cock. Before I could take care of him, he shot his load across the room right in Mr. Humps’ mouth. Nothing shows extra special love and appreciation than a creamy facial! When I told him about Plush Animal Lover’s Day and all the fun I had rubbing my little bald cunnie all over  my stuffed animals, he went into his room and pulled out the  few he had and instructed me to give them some love too. He enjoyed watching me rub them all over my cunt. I told him now his stuffed animals would always smell like me.

The original origins of this day’s creation are vague, but it seems to be based in some unconfirmed Urban Legend.  A  teddy bear collector came up with the idea of a Teddy Bears Picnic Day in the late eighties. Rumor has it that other stuffed animals became jealous that Teddy Bears had their own celebration and demanded a special day all of their own! And now, we have Plush Animal Lovers Day. So today, I have been celebrating with Mr. Humps, my stepson and his stuffed animals. Don’t knock it till you try it. Feels good to rub your pussy all over a stuffed animal.  Something hot about that friction!

National Housewife Day – No Husbands Allowed!

One of my girl friends, Susan, called me up and she was mad. I asked her what was wrong, and she said that her stupid husband didn’t even care that it was National Housewife’s Day, and he said he would be working late! That bastard – he should have got her flowers and took her to dinner – she works really hard to take care of his house while he is at work. She said that Natalie’s husband (also a prick in my opinion) is playing the same shit. She said they were both feeling unappreciated, and confessed that she was just hoping for at least some good sex. She said it had been forever.

Well, that was my cue to step in and fix everything! Fuck those guys if they didn’t want to please their women on this special day, so I decided to give them what they really needed. I toild them to come over right away and we will have a blast celebrating without those guys. I told them I invited you over too, and told them how big your cock was, and that it would be plenty enough to get the three of us off! They arrived and I got the martinis flowing. While we are waiting for you, we decided to get naked and get our pussies nice and wet so we are prepared for that cock of yours!

We are naked, horny as fuck, and kissing and licking each other all over my house. Susan has a sweet little pink pussy like mine and Natalie has the best tits – I know you will have a blast fucking these horny housewives that I have gathered for you, baby. Mmmmmm sweet sweet lonely pussy is the best kind, so hurry up and get here so the party can really get started! The housewives are waiting!