We are a bunch of fucking crazy ass bitches and we love desserts. Since today is National Dessert Day, we had to celebrate with our favorite, banana splits. Of course we don’t do anything unless we add our own special twist to it. So we decided to set up banana and whipped cream dispensers of our own. Wouldn’t you love to cum to our banana split party and have your dessert served up Mercedes style? We have the best ice cream shop in town. Hold up your dish and have your banana dispensed into your bowl,
Next have your ice cream scooped into your bowl and go on for you whipped cream. I promise we will top it off with chocolate sauce and a cherry, for the best banana split you have ever had.
What cums next will keep you just as happy as your special dessert did because we all want nuts with our banana splits and you my friend are going to provide the nuts. When all is said and done you will want to celebrate National Dessert Day with us every year.
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Banana Splits Anyone?
Threesome with Layla and Your Wife…
I wouldn’t mind joining you and your wife for a crazy sexual adventure. Sounds crazy but I think your wife is hot as hell. Big tits like mine, a nice round ass and those eyes are to die for. Can you imagine me you and your wife fucking like three crazy people in a hotel suite with a balcony overlooking the beach? It would be the sweetest sin. Don’t worry baby, I’ll do all the work. I will be her too touchy feely new friend that she met at the gym. We’ll box and take spin classes and do yoga every morning. Let me help her get in touch with her inner lesbian. And she’ll fall for it too. She will think the whole thing was her idea. We will be in the locker room after a sweaty workout session and I’ll give her that seductive stare as we shower. She might be a little shy at first but when I tell her how beautiful she is followed by how much I want to eat her pussy right then and there she will be sure to open up. Once I have that pussy wrapped around my tongue it won’t take long to convince her to have sex with me and her handsome hubby. Sounds like the perfect plan doesn’t it? I will make her do things you never imagine she’d know how to do. Her pussy will taste so sweet while your fucking me. I think I’ll get that plan in motion. You just be ready… because we’re going to milk that cock together.
Little Piggy Whore Stephanie
I love when my daddies call and remind me just how much of a little piggy whore I am. They love when I dress up in my slutty fishnet stockings and skimpy lingerie. I walk over to them and get on my knees like a good little puppy slut. I can tell how much you love fucking my face. I feel your cock growing bigger, stretching out my throat, making me gag and choke. You love to see my eyes water and my mascara run down my face. I love showing you what a worthless piggy I am. I am only here for your pleasure daddy! Bend my ass over and take your pick. My pussy or my ass. They are both tight and ready for a good pounding! Watch as I spread my cheeks like a dirty little whore and beg for you to rape my tight little ass. These holes are yours to do whatever you like! Even if your cock is too big and I begin to beg you to stop… please don’t! Make me take your huge cock into you squirt your load all down my throat. Ram it in my ass and then make me suck my ass and pussy juice off your cock until you cum. I’m a nasty little piggy aren’t I? But you like every kinky part!
Granny needs that fucking cock!
So I stopped at a truck stop to get gas and a drink. I had been driving with the top down all day! Showing off my incredible rack to everyone wanting to look! Getting honks and cat calls! It has been fucking awesome! I had just paid for my drink when I bumped into a very burly trucker. He was smiling down at me. Looking right at my tits. He said “I saw you on the road and was hoping you could be my lot lizard?” I let him know right fast I’m no whore! What I do, I do for fun. So he asked if I wanted to have some fun… And you know I have always wanted to see inside a big truck! So of course I followed him to his big red truck. When he picked me up it made my pussy dripping wet! I couldn’t wait to ride that fucking cock! It was so dirty sitting on the steering wheel while he shoved his fat cock inside me! I kept hearing a horn honk 3 times while he was fucking me. When He got done he told me the guys where honking to let me know they liked the show! And when he opened the door there was 3 more guys waiting for me. But the time I made it to my car. My cunt was dripping with cum. I have never been fucked so good and hard! Call me granny Lot Lizard from now on!
Fuck Me Hard At The Ball Game
I have a new found love for the game of baseball and have found some really kinky ways to play with a bat. I like it so much that I re-wrote the “Take Me Out To The Ball Game” song. My version is called “Fuck Me Hard At The Ball Game”
Fuck me hard at the ball game
Do it in front of the crowd.
Stuff my cunt with your base ball bat
Especially if it’s silver and fat,
I’ll fuck, fuck, fuck
For the whole team.
If they don’t cum it’s a shame.
Cause it’s one, two, three strikes
You’re out
At my big fuck game.
Catchy isn’t it?
Batter up big boy. What are you going to hit for me? Will you get to first base? Will you hit a double? Maybe you will hit a home run. But what this pussy really needs is for you to hit a grand slam! Give me that big old bat of yours and show me what kind of hitter you are baby! I am ready to run the bases with you! I don’t need a bench warmer or a bat boy, I need a real player, someone from the big leagues.
Have It Your Way
I am feeling extremely naughty lately, which says a lot for a cum slut! So tomorrow I am inviting a bunch of guys over. I told every one of them to bring as many friends as they want, as long as they are male. Age doesn’t matter as long as they have a dick. I made a banner that says “Have it your way” and I will be under it, ready and waiting. Of course there will be refreshments but I am the main dish on the menu tomorrow. If this shin-dig doesn’t satisfy the naughty cravings I have been having nothing will. I have a big basket filled to the brim with toys and lube and all sorts of naughty party favors to be used or not. My pussy is all a quiver with excitement and anticipation. My ass is twitching and my mouth is watering. Thinking about having all those dicks in me and all the toys used in every way imaginable, especially the bondage toys. I am going to be fucked, sucked, and filled the fuck up! By the end of the night i will be a cum soaked, cum filled, nasty, dirty fucking cum slut. I can’t wait!


















