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Turkey, Creampies and Booty for Thanksgiving

Things got a little wild in my kitchen last Thanksgiving. I am hardly a domesticated goddess. My husband did not marry me for my cooking skills. But, I did try to do a big traditional turkey dinner with the help of my stepsons. Well we were drinking as we attempted to cook, and my one step son said my ass reminded him of a turkey: big, plump and juicy. This lead to actually measuring my ass. I got a rump shaker that revivals Jo Lo’s booty. Forty two inches of fine ass.

My husband was getting turned on as he is obsessed with my big beautiful booty. I married my husband when I was really young, and now that I am in my 30s, he is in his 60s and well, he has major dick issues. I was feeling a bit mean that day. I bent over, told him to lick my ass and smell it. While his face was buried in my ass, I was sucking his sons’ cocks. Had them both in my mouth at the same time. They never have a problem getting hard or staying hard. And they can shoot bucket loads of cum.

Every woman in her 30s should be so lucky to have 2 able bodied step sons in the house. They don’t think much of their dear old daddy, so any way they can participate in his humiliation, they are game.  One of the boys started taunting him; telling him he was worthless because he had a hot wife he could not satisfy. The other one chimed in and said maybe he would have better luck with the turkey. My husband was drunk too. He started fucking that turkey. Slid his dick right into it and started thrusting like a horny teenager getting laid for the first time. It was pathetic. The closest thing to pussy he has had in a very long time.

Well, I had two able bodied boys right there. I got on the kitchen island and took one of them in my ass and the other in my cunt while I yelled humiliating things to my husband. I mean really? He was stuffing a turkey while I was getting double stuffed by two young cocks. They were clearly the men in the house. After they both came inside me, we made my husband clean up the creampies they left me. I mean pie is standard with Thanksgiving Dinner!

I can’t wait for this year’s Thanksgiving festivities. It’s rare that that the whole family gets together under one roof. Gonna plot more humiliating activities for my husband.

World Peace Day with Blair: GIve Piece a Chance

Today is World Peace today. And in a blonde moment, I thought it was World Piece Day. You know as in get a piece of ass. So, I put on a slutty outfit and went out to celebrate by giving out some tail. Now, I figured out my mistake pretty quickly. But I didn’t care. I thought I could still promote the day by making love not war. I was downtown when I spotted a group of international looking guys who were part of some peace day demonstration. To me, no better way to spread peace, than to spread my legs. Who wants to fight when they just got laid. When they just came? No one that’s who. What the world needs now is more fucking. Fucking leads to peace.

I got down on my knees, in midst of a group of guys and started unzipping pants. Another like minded whore decided to join me in spreading peace. Before long, there was quite a group of guys around us with their cocks out. I was a sucking machine. Took about 15 cocks down my throat. I will do anything to spread peace.  Of course, I could not just suck cocks, I had to spread piece also. I got on all fours for a World Peace Day gang bang celebration.  Those guys were all on board my peace train too. Cock after cock stuffed my ass, cunt and mouth. Felt so good to be spreading  harmony. The only violence going on was to my ass! And, that is my kind of violence. I love rough anal.

By the time I was done spreading peace, I was covered in cum.  A peace loving cum dumpster whore. I should be the international spokesperson for spreading peace.  Spreading peace, getting a piece–all has the same result-happy people. And happy people are not violent. So, if you are tired of the violence and the hate in this world, today, and every day, make love not war. Fucking is the best way to harmonious relations among us all. Give piece a chance, and peace will find us all.

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: Fat is Where It’s At

Do you enjoy BBW phone sex? Chubby chasers are growing in number and I am a chubby chaser’s wet dream. I mean look at me? I am a full figured beauty who loves to fuck and suck. I rock my curves. When I was younger the mean girls and boys use to call me a fat pig. But, who is laughing now? I’m the goddess on the Internet making top dollar off my smoking body. I get to eat what I want, fuck who I want and make money doing the two things I enjoy most in this word. Screw the skinny bitches who starve themselves for a man. Fat is where it’s at. I get all the cock I could ever want and I am never cranky because I’m starving. And guys, you want to fuck a girl who eats. A full figured girl with a full belly will have more energy than the Energizer Bunny. I can fuck all night long. Check out my fellow hot plumpers at our new site designed specifically for you chubby chasers!

Chunky, big, plump, stocky, meaty, bovine, swollen, obese, doughy, rotund, porcine, hefty, husky, roly poly, large, butterball, pudgy, burly, gargantuan, 2 tons of fun….are words that no longer hurt me. I embrace my body. And trust me, you will too. I have big natural embraceable 40 EEs that skinny girls don’t unless they bought them. Mine wrap around your cock; mine dangle above your lips; mine squirt milk. And, I got a juicy embraceable ass that Kim Kardashian would envy;  but unlike Kim, my lovely lady humps are not implants. You can grab on to my humps as you fuck me up the ass. A skinny girl may break in two if you fuck her ass, but a chubby girl can handle your junk in her trunk. Real women do indeed have curves.

Here are some words for you: more to love, passionately plump, curvalicious, volumptuous, bootylicious, juicy, zaftig, womanly, more push to the cush, BBW…. I am a full figured goddess. Confident and sexy. Beautiful on the inside and out. Words don’t hurt me, only huge cocks do. So cum be a chubby chaser and discover that once you go fat, you never go back.

 

Rent a Whore

I threw a banging party. The music was so loud I couldn’t hear myself think. $50 bucks to get in the door and all access to my little sluts! Jessica was in the middle of the room surrounded by big hard dicks. She was jumping from one cock to the next sucking them off!  Guys really love fucking her little mouth before they more on to a tight young pussy! Katelyn was the party favorite! She normally is! Such a nasty little whore!  Mike and Jerome had her packed between them! Mike shoved his cock all the way down her throat while Jerome was stretching her little ass open further! She was already cum covered when they got their turn. Such a dirty little slut! She really earned me some good money!

Taking the Train

I love taking the train to town! So many horny men just leering and staring at me! It really turns me on! I always find one LUCKY man to give a hand job too! There is something super fantastic about sitting next to a handsome guy and seeing his cock JUMP to attention for me!  I just smile. Then I lay his coat over his lap and start rubbing that hard cock RIGHT there in the middle of the train! So many people standing EVERYWHERE as I jerk him off. Of course he tries not to show how much he LOVES it! His hard cock throbbing for me! Leaking for me! Until I feel him EXPLODE! And all the warm creamy cum cover the front of his pants! Mmmmm It just gets my motor running! Then I always invite them to my place later for a good fuck! Today was Matt… we are meeting later tonight. I hope he like surprises! I have a big black throbbing one for him!

Hot phonesex with Bambi; Getting Pounded..

The holidays are coming up and a trailer trash whore like me needs to make some extra money. Everyone knows down at the local bar is where girls like me go to make a little extra cash. So I decided to sneak my way in. Wearing my trashiest outfit, so that as soon as you looked at me, you’d know what I was after. I wanted to be used and dominated. I went into that bar looking for trouble and trouble is what I found with a capital T. I seen a much older men leaning over the bar looking pissed off at the world. He looked like he needed to relieve some stress and I was going to be his stress reliever. I made sure my tits were pushing out good enough and my ass was hanging out my dress. I heard him telling the bartender he caught his girl friend sleeping with his best friend. Hey he could fuck me and get back at her, but revenge aint cheap.  I leaned in and told him I had what he needed for the right price and slid his hand up my dress. Then stood up and started walking out the door. When I looked back to see if he was following me and he was, my cunt just got wetter. Once outside I lead him around the corner to the dark abandoned alley.

 

 

He shoved me up against the cool brick and ripped my panties off. My cunt was already hot and throbbing for his big cock. He pushed himself deep inside of my pussy and started pounding away! Making me moan and scream. Before I knew it I was already cumming on his cock. My body was shaking as he pulled his cock out of me. He turned me around and slammed my face against the wall. He spread my ass cheeks and shoved his big hard fuckrod deep inside my nice tight ass. Feeling my ass start to gape as he was fucking me. I felt his cock starting to swell inside of my ass as he started shooting his load deep inside of me. He pulled out and fixed his clothes, reached in his pocket and pulled out some dollar bills and tossed them at me as he was walking away. I might be a trashy hoe but at least it pays well.

Cum Whores!

Who knew the Train could be such a good place to pick up guys. I met Matt earlier. He is in for such a surprise tonight! I invited him over for a good fucking! Of course he doesn’t know about my big black cock! He arrived right on time! His cock already hard and throbbing as he walked in the door! I pulled him straight back to the bedroom! He let me strip him completely down. I even dropped to my knees and sucked his cock till his balls were nice and tight for me! Then it was time for the reveal! I stood up and started taking off all my clothes! He was so fucking turned on his body was shaking! When he unleashed my big black cock his face went so white! I could tell he wanted to bolt so I grabbed him and pushed him down. I didn’t give him time to think about it. I just shoved my cock right down his throat. After a few seconds he started sucking like a whore! Swallowing my thick cock like I wanted! By the end of the night he was BEGGING me to fuck him! And I of course I did! So tight and warm! He took all of me and came so good. I love turning men into my cum whores!

SEXTING

Sexting is one of my favorite things to do. There is something so erotic about watching as you type, waiting to see what dirty nasty thing you are going to say. I’m able to rub my pussy and my tits while the words light up on my screen and I read them, getting wetter and wetter. I have to lick my fingers off just to type back, tasting my sweet pussy and sending you a message to tell you all about it.

The best part is, you can do it in private – so fuck your family – lock the door and message me at [email protected] and we can sext until you’re biting your tongue while your cum shoots to the ceiling. Half the fun is doing it and trying to stay quiet on your end. I get to do all the screaming!  As nasty pictures and messages cum your way, you can write me the dirtiest thoughts that have ever popped in that devious mind of yours.

It doesn’t cost anything more than it would to chat with me on the phone – so lets try something different tonight and chat via the screen. It makes my cunt wet knowing your wife or girlfriend are right in the other room and have no idea your cock is hard just for me. I am only a keystroke and a few cockstrokes away – message me now and lets get our sext on!

How a Cougar Shovels Snow

Mother nature is fucking crazy this year. Woke up yesterday to several inches of snow before December. I don’t do manual labor unless fucking big black cock counts as labor! So, needless to say, I don’t shovel snow. But , my car was buried and there was no pee path for my pups. What does a hot cougar do when she needs snow shoveled? She calls her hot stepson. Before I even made my coffee, there were 4 hot college studs and my stepson at my door shoveling snow. I was getting hot and bothered watching them in my yard doing all that labor. I jokingly yelled out the window, “Give me a show.” Suddenly, they started taking their clothes off. In 20 degree weather, these college studs shoveled my snow naked. Now that was a show.

I invited them in to warm up, well warm me up. I sucked their hard cocks. How they stayed hard in that chill was beyond me. My stepson said it was my hot body they kept them warm. I thanked each one with my hands, mouth and boobs. Made sure each one gave me a hot creamy load of cum. My stepson did the most work, so he got to fuck me first. I was riding him reverse cowgirl in front of his friends. Even though I had just made them all cum, they were hard again watching my show. They stood their stroking their cocks for me as my stepson pumped his dick in and out of my ass and cunt. I was so turned on by all the hard throbbing dick around me, I squirted. Full on jet stream. I hit the boys with my juice.

Well squirting on my college studs turned my afternoon into a gang bang. I ended up fucking all four of my stepson’s  fraternity pals. They covered me in cum, I covered them in cum.  Hot jizz is better than a hot toddy on a snowy day anytime.

A Good Mommy Never Says No

Recently my son’s boss told him he was up for promotion, but there was a string attached; I was that string. His boss wanted me, well wanted my ass. Guess my son brags about his hot mommy and his boss is married to some ugly dominate bitch who doesn’t give up the ass. I knew I could not say no. I cannot deny my son anything. Pointless to even try because he will just force me if I even utter the word no. The deal was I had to put on something extra slutty and meet his boss for drinks at the country club first. He wined and dined me first. Did he not know my ass was a sure thing?

After boring chit chat, lunch and a few drinks, we went back to a hotel he had rented for us. When I walked in, he had the room prepared. There was a plate of coke on the table for me. He had a wide assortment of dildos and ass toys, plus all sorts of lube. In addition he had big fluffy pillows. I assumed to put under me while he fucked me up the ass. He had no idea how much I could take up my ass. I’ve been getting ass pounded for decades. But I indulged him, let him think I was not a total anal whore.

He was ugly and in not so good of shape. I did a shit load of coke to prepare myself to get fucked by this fat bastard. I didn’t mind duping him a little, playing more innocent than I was, but turns out he was the one playing me. He tied me to the bed, blindfolded me, then opened the adjoining door. I heard a lot of voices. Turns out my son’s boss decided that all his friends, who had never successfully fucked a girl up the ass, could have my ass too. Glad I was fucking high. All these sweaty ass fat men were fucking my ass. Sure they used lube and pillows and I was high, but I could feel their fat, hairy, sweaty bodies mounting me like dogs in heat. I just took my mind somewhere else. Thought of young buff black guys anally gang banging me instead of a bunch of middle aged fat fucks.

These guys went wild too. A taste of the ass hooked them, got them addicted. They did a train on my ass that lasted all night. Sometimes they even double penetrated my ass. Thirty three ugly executives with unfulfilling sex lives fucked my ass and used me as a cum dumpster. Best piece of ass any of them ever had or will ever have again. I am way out of their league. But my son’s promotion was on the line, so I just remained quiet and took all their sweaty cocks up my ass all night long. A good mommy does whatever she needs to do to help her offspring, no matter what their age.  Thank goodness for cocaine. Makes the more unpleasant things we do more bearable. Can I be a good mommy for you?