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Cock control with Monika
BBW Sex with Glenda
I got lucky St. Patrick’s Day. Actually double lucky. Met two Irish blokes who like a woman with a little meat on her bones. More push to the cush the one said. We went back to my place to fuck. Why waste time? No need to spend money buying me drinks and dinner. If I see you and my panties get moist, then I know I want to fuck you. Silly to waste time playing games. My two dirty leprechauns appreciated my straight forwardness. If I like what I see, I’m a sure thing.
I sat between them on my couch, and each latched on to a big boob. They were sucking on my tits like starving lil’ ones. While they were titty sucking, my panties magically moved to the side so some strong fingers could work their way into my pussy. I love getting finger fucked. Having a nice plump pussy means I can take more than a finger. I can take a whole fist! I love being fisted personally, but so many guys are hesitant to do it. My pussy will not be ruined by your fist. At least not ruined for long. I convinced both guys I could handle more than a finger.
I pulled their cocks out and double stroked as I got fisted up my fat wet cunt. Fingers were inserted in my mouth so I could taste my yummy juices, then crammed back inside my pussy. Turns out the fisting was necessary to stretch my cunt out for their huge cocks. Luck was on my side. They both had foot longs! I may need to get my couch cleaned as it got drenched in cum and pussy juice after a few hours of fucking.
Roommate WANTED
Hey honey! I hope your day was as good as mine. I am still looking for a roommate but I think I found her. She is beyond sexy and has a beautiful pussy. We met for lunch and hit it off. We started having drinks which you know makes me horny. We walked back to the apartment hand in hand, stopping to kiss and make out on the way. When we finally got to the building, we got into the elevator and I pushed her against the wall and started kissing her neck and running my fingers up her skirt and over her pussy. I couldn’t keep my hands off this girl. When we got into the apartment I gave her a tour and in each room we both lost some clothes. Touched and kissed. Finally we got to my room. Baby this bitch is amazing. She ate my pussy for hours. We played with all my toys. Now we are ready to play with you. Hurry home baby. We are in the bathtub together. She tastes like strawberry’s.
Pool, Pussy and Wine Equals Saturday Night Fun
My girlfriend Sarah came by last night with a few bottles of wine and some DVDs. We were going to commiserate over the breakup of her latest relationship. It is a ritual with us. We man hate for an evening, then the next day we are trolling for cock again. “Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian,” she said to me. I love cock too much to give it up, but I could be bisexual for sure, I told her. A few bottles of wine later, we were naked on my pool table getting nasty. I get why guys like us fuller figured girls. More to love. Sarah has such big bouncy boobs. I love playing with them. I poured wine over her tits and slurped it off while I finger fucked her pink pussy.
She got so wet for me. Wine cascaded over her breasts like a sexy water fall, so I slid between her thick thighs to get lost in the sweet nectar of cunt and dry wine. Soon she was riding my face, denouncing cock. When it was my turn, she fucked me with a pool stick. “I know you like something stiff inside you, how does this feel” she asked as she slid that longer slender piece of wood up my pussy. My juices were spraying the felt top on the pool table.
She fucked me with a few pool balls too. I just kept imagining they were big hard cum filled balls for me. We both came over and over again. I love a lusty busty babe every once in awhile, especially one that fucks me hard; but nothing replaces the feel of a hard throbbing cock between my big tits.
Everybody ought to have Naughty Maid Phone Sex
I think Stephen Sondheim said it best in his musical A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum. Indeed, “Everybody Ought to Have a Maid.” Just read the lyrics! Wouldn’t you agree?
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Everybody ought to have a working girl,
Everybody ought to have a lurking girl
To putter around the house.
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Everybody ought to have a menial
Consistently congenial
And quieter than a mouse.
Oh, oh, wouldn’t she be delicious,
Tidying up the dishes,
Neat as a pin.
Oh, oh, wouldn’t she be delightful,
Sweeping out,
Sleeping in.
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Someone who you hire when you’re short of help
To offer you the sort of help
You never get from a spouse:
Fluttering up the stairway,
Shuttering up the windows,
Cluttering up the bedroom,
Buttering up the master,
Puttering all around the house!
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Someone who in fetching you your slipper will
Be winsome as a whippoorwill
And graceful as a grouse:
Skittering down the hallway,
Flittering through the parlor,
Tittering in the pantry,
Littering up the bedroom–
Twittering all around the house!
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Everybody ought to have a serving-girl,
A loyal and unswerving girl,
To putter around the house.
Oh, oh, think of her at the dustbin,
‘Specially when she’s just been
Traipsing about.
Oh, oh, wouldn’t she be delightful,
Living in,
Giving out.
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Daintily collecting bits of paper n’ strings,
Appealing in her apron strings
And graceful as a grouse.
Pattering through the attic,
Chattering in the cellar,
Clattering in the kitchen,
Flattering in the bedroom,
Puttering all around the house!
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Someone who’s efficient and reliable,
Obedient and pliable,
And quieter than a mouse!
Oh, oh, wouldn’t she be so nimble,
Fiddling with her thimble,
Mending her gown.
Oh, oh, wouldn’t she be delightful,
Cleaning up,
Leaning down.
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Someone who’ll be busy as a bumblebee
And even if you grumble, be
As graceful as a grouse.
Wriggling in the anteroom,
Jiggling in the dining room,
Giggling in the living room,
Wiggling in the other rooms,
Puttering all around the house!