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Fat is Where It’s At: Glenda’s Big Butt Carwash

Have you heard the news?  Guys like big butts and all you fellas can’t deny….. In fact guys like big butts, big tits and big girls. So much so, we now have a new site celebrating big beautiful hotties:  BBW Phone Freaks. I have known fat is where it’s at all my life. I have always been a fuller figured girl. In fact, I capitalize on my curves. My friends and I recently held a Big Butt Car Wash for charity. I have lots of curvalicious friends.

It’s still warm where I live and we wanted to raise money for homeless pets so we put on our bikinis, soaped up our big beautiful bodies and went to work. Skinny bitches were all wishing they were hot like us. Cars were pulling over left and right. In fact, I had to call up some of my BBW Phone Freak hotties to come down and help. So many men love big butts and big tits.

Now originally, the plan was just to wash cars the old fashioned way, while displaying our ample attributes. But guys literally wanted a big butt car wash. So we soaped up our big round assess, hopped up on the hood of some cars like we were in a Whitesnake video, and washed cars with our hot asses. We twerked while we worked. Guys were jacking their cocks to us as our asses acted like big squeegees. So, we had to clean the inside windows of a few cars too. I used my tongue as a sponge.

Other cars started pulling over immediately to get some big butt action. My ass washed jeeps, BMWs, and old beater cars. Guys from all walks of life were paying top dollar to have their cars washed by curvy chicks. Many offered extra money for a private twerk session on their cock, a titty fuck, even blowjobs. None of us had issue with putting forth a little extra effort in the name of charity. I love cum on my titties. I love cum anywhere. And as a sexy BBW, there is more of me to cum on!

We made over 5 grand for homeless puppies. That is the most we have ever raised doing one of our charity car washes.  That’s a testament to the power of big beautiful women. If you understand beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, check out my other voluptuous vixens on our new site, BBW Phone Sex Freaks.

Cocksucking, Pizza and Daddy

I love sucking cock. I’ve been sucking cock since I was just a little brat. I sucked my daddy and my brother  off for years. My daddy had this trick for getting me to suck his cock when I didn’t even really understand what I was doing. He would put his big thick cock in food I was going to eat.  He would cut a hole in the popcorn tub and put his cock up in the warm buttery stuff. Every time I reached my little hand in, I would touch his dick. Often the extra butter at the bottom of the tub was just Daddy’s butter.  He would put his dick in a little Cornish hen. He would cover his cock in spaghetti and tell me his balls were meat balls. He was wicked creative or wicked horny. Both actually.

My favorite was the pizza on the lap trick. He would order my favorite pizza, cut a hole in the box and the pizza and put his cock right in the middle. I would eat the pizza around his shaft, then bob up and down his heat seeking missile (what he called it when I was younger). What would squirt out was extra cheese for my pizza according to Daddy. Dick cheese, yummy.

I developed quite the addiction to pizza thanks to dear old dad. In fact, I cannot eat pizza without wanting extra cheese now. When I told this delivery boy about my special extra cheese pizza addiction, he was more than happy to help me out. So he came in the house and I got to have pizza just like I did with Daddy so many years ago. Just now I know how to suck cock, so it’s much better for the guy. In fact, I sucked his cock first, so I could have his cum on my pizza before I ate it. I tried to tip him, but he refused any money. Said I had already given him a big tip. Well technically, he gave me the big tip!

Im ready to choke your turkey for you!

I am getting ready for you right now. I’m stripping down and playing with my huge tits just waiting on you. My tits are so natural and soft. they need to be squeezed and rubbed, so I can get hot and wet just for you. I’m wild and ready to play all the time. Why wait, you should come play with me right now.

I will make all your dreams come true. In the festive season right now, we can play choke the turkey neck. I love stroking a huge cock, and watching the precum drip from it. I like to lick the sweet little drops of happy that come out the end of your cock.

Look how happy it makes me to choke your turkey neck. I love it, my sweet tight little pussy gets so soaking wet. I am always smiling when it comes to huge dick being in any one of my sweet fuck hole, or my soft hands.  I can even take you to a new place and use my feet as well. It makes me so exited to play with cock all the time. I would be the happiest girl in the whole world if you let me play with your cock everyday. Don’t you want to make me happy, and make me cum just for you?

Shit Party

I am the courtesan of the night. Tonight I have a special treat.  You are going to be my human toilet. If you don’t follow my commands I am going to humiliate you in the best way possible. I will start by giving myself an enema and holding it till I can’t hold it anymore and letting it explode all over your chest. I hold my ass cheeks apart, as it drips squeezing and pushing.  I want you to feel the hotness and smear it around all over your body. Don’t hold back, I want you to savor it tell me what it tastes like. It turns me on to watch you lick that shit off your fingers while I spank you. Finish up little man so I can hold your mouth wide open while I take a good long piss down your throat. Swallow that like a good little slave, don’t try to fight it will only make me miss and you will be penalized.  Cry all you want mommy can’t help you here. You are my little servant heed to my commands. Don’t think I won’t beat you into submission. My body trembles with anticipation, knowing you are here to serve me I take out my clamps and chains proceed to torture you. I will clamp your nipples and balls, does that hurt? I watch your eyes glisten with the timid look in your eyes, thinking what I will do next. Just when you think it over it just the beginning. My degenerates are waiting for my commands so they can come and help to fulfill my desires. They will all take turns pissing on your dick I want you rock hard so we can take pictures and use them for your demise as we bring you into our vision of domain.

Let Me Be Your First Cock

I consider myself a woman, but I still have some male instincts I guess. I love the outdoors. Hiking, white river rafting, camping, cross country skiing… And the Fall is the best season to enjoy the outdoors. Last weekend, I decided to go camping. The intent was to go solo, do some hiking in the day time and at night, in my tent, listen to nature, relax and maybe even read a book or two. Masturbate under the stars.

My alone time changed when I caught the fancy of a rugged park ranger.  He wore one of those sexy Smokey the Bear hats like Pharrell does in that cute Happy video. He was worried about a pretty girl camping in the woods all by herself. So sweet and old fashioned. He came by my tent the first night to check on me. Of course I invited him in for drinks. I had a couple bottles of wine with me.

I am a sucker for a gentleman, and he was a sucker for a pretty face. As soon as he kissed me, he pitched his own tent in his pants. I love getting guys hard. Especially unsuspecting ones. Very rarely do any leave once they discover my pleasant present. My sexy ranger was no different. After I sucked his hard cock, he went down to eat my pussy, saw my throbbing cock instead, and said, “Well, how do I know unless I try.” He went right down on my cock and as a newbie, swallowed all ten inches until my balls were against his chin.

I let him fuck my ass. It was his first time with a cock. He fucked me good too. Shot a big load of jizz in my ass. Better than starting a fire to stay warm. I’ll take hot cum up my ass any day over a fire. He came back every night I was in that tent too. The last night he let me take his ass for the first time.  It was tight. I love a tight ass. A virgin ass is even better. Once a straight man has my cock in his ass, he doesn’t look at pussy the same way again.

Let me be your first cock!

BBWs are Better for Breeding Phone Sex

A guy approached me the other day and asked when was I due. It took me a moment to realize what he meant. I explained to him that I am full figured gal, not pregnant. He then said to me, “Have you ever been pregnant? Fat girls make the best breeders.”  I was shocked at first, actually offended. I don’t consider myself fat, and I certainly never saw myself as the barefoot and pregnant type. But after he explained how much more beautiful my already naturally large breasts and full belly would become, I was intrigued. He gave me his card, told me to think about. Said he knew of a group of black men who only breed big white women.

I was curious. I thought about it for a few hours and called him.  He arranged a meeting. I met with 6 big beautiful well hung black men that told me I was perfect procreating material. Said sturdy women like myself are better suited for carrying black seed.  And that mixed little ones are in high demand right now, especially ones from “good stock.” You see if I was to be their breeding whore, I would have all my expenses paid, plus be paid $10,000 for each rugrat I push out. The club then sells him or her to a financially well off family who cannot have their own offspring. It’s practically charity.

Sounded perfect to me. I get paid well and I get to help a couple have the family they always wanted. There had to be a catch.  And there was one. I also had to agree to be their little slut. Apparently interracial pregnant porn is also quite popular, and lucrative. But I hear women are even more horny when pregnant and I do love a big black cock up my cunt, so I was in. I signed a contract to become their personal breeding whore and slut. I was going to make good money, get fucked well daily, help others and not have an annoying period for quite a while. This may have been the smartest choice I ever made.

I have lots of fellow big beautiful pals who would also make excellent breeding whores.  Anyone of us will look beautiful with bigger rounder bellies; fuller, larger milk filled titties; and rounder, juicer asses. Cum knock us up. Check us all out here:

From Cigarettes to Cock

Today is the Great American Smokeout. It is a day that is designed to encourage people to quit smoking. I have been a smoker for decades. I have developed quite an addiction for cigarettes. I love smoking. As a submissive whore, many a master has not approved of my addiction and used me as a human ashtray in an attempt to break me, show dominance and hopefully create an aversion to smoking for me. But, as a pain slut, the feel of a cigarette being put out on my tongue, ass, tits, even clit, just made me want to smoke more. So, it has been increasingly harder to quit.

On the American Cancer Society’s web page they have tips for quitting. They even have characters for the type of quitter you want to be. Well, I know there is no way in hell I can be a cold turkey. I’m not that strong.  I decided I could be  “The Substitute.” This is someone who uses distraction and substitutions to help bust cravings. The ACS suggests creating new habits to curb one’s desire to smoke. For substitutes to smoking they suggest carrots, celery, candy, gum… Really? Like that is gonna work for a hard core smoker like me.

I decided my substitute would be cock. I was gonna swallow shafts to curb my addiction. If I was a pack a day smoker that means I need 12 cocks a day to suck to help me stop smoking. Luckily I love cum. I have sucked 6 cocks today so far. I picked up one at the coffee house; another at the gas station; one at the mall; and I hit the jackpot at the liquor store with a group of frat boys who wanted nothing more than to have their rods sucked by a hot MILF type. It is amazing how many guys are willing to help a gal out. All I have to say is, “I’m trying to stop smoking and I need something more healthy to put in my mouth, can you help me?” Guys just start pulling their cocks out to assist. So many guys want to help me stop smoking. Warms my heart, and my mouth!!

Turns out I love cum. Cum taste just as good if not better than nicotine. I think I can stop smoking if guys keep offering to help me. Would you help me? I am a very oral woman, obviously! I will shallow your shaft and your load. I have nice big tits to assist in milking that load out of you too. If I have a dozen cocks at least a day, I will be able to break my nasty smoking habit. Fill my belly up with cum and help stop my cravings. Instead of a human ashtray, I want to be a cum dump whore.

Fuckalicious Phone Sex Pussy Licking Lessons

I am loving this new escort job. I got a surprising call today – my business is almost exclusively men – but a girl called me and asked if I would help her learn how to be a good pussy licker for her new lesbian girlfriend. It didn;t take me long to decide – I told her I would be right over. I had no idea what to expect, and in fact I was expecting a less than sexy girl, but I still wanted to help, because everyone should know how to lick a good pussy.

To my pleasant surprise, when she answered the door, she was stunning. A hot ass little tight body, dark red hair and lips to die for. God damn, I couldn’t believe I was going to get paid to teach this hot ass lesbo how to lick cunt! She lead me into the bedroom, and I was shocked to see her girlfriend was also there. I thought it was going to just be the two of us, but this girl was hot as hell too, so there was no way I was leaving now. Introductions were made and I asked how I could help.

The redhead said she had just recently become a lesbian and her girlfriend is alaso inexperienced, so they wanted a pro to show them how to get each other off in the bedroom. My pussy was throbbing juts hearing her talk and looking at their smokin hot bodies. I told them we would start out slow, and go step by step. We began taking what remained of their clothes off, panties and such, and I got naked as well.

I told the girlfriend to lay back and spread her legs, and I held them in place. I showed the redhead how to rub her pussy and lick her clit at just the right time to drive her wild. She was a natural! I was only supposed to be there an hour, but I spent the day, and we licked and fingered each other so much that they were both experts by the time I was worn out!

Fuckalicious Phone Sex But ONLY if You Have a Fuckalicious Cock

You like fuckalicious pussy? Well you better have a fuckalicious cock if you want to have fuckalicious sex. You see Marissa and I are goddesses; pure perfection. Our pussies are worth the best cocks out there. Last night we were out for a girls night at this new upscale sex club. The kind of club that caters to sophisticated women and men. We were under the assumption that they only accepted men whose cocks were as big as their wallets. So when this very wealthy, very handsome man wanted Marissa and I for a threesome, we didn’t bother to verify the goods first. That was our bad.

We got into the executive suite and when he undressed, Marissa looked at me and we both roared with laughter at his nonexistent  package.  He looked dumbfounded. I informed him money cannot buy every thing. I do not care what you do for a living, what kind of car you drive, how much money is in your bank account. If you have a shrinky dink dick you cannot fuck me or Marissa. But you can sit on the sidelines rubbing your little nub as two hot bitches get each other off. Our clits were bigger than his pecker. That’s just sad.

Marissa is a hot bitch that could certainly please me better than our Mr. Short Stuff could. After a few minutes of watching us lick each other’s cunts, he pulled out his wallet and tossed money at us. He was begging us to let him in on the action. We looked at each other giggled and then looked at him and said , “No way loser.” We took his money though. Some men just don’t know their place. Just because you can provide for us financially does not  mean you can provide for us sexually.

Marissa and I had a blast tonguing each other’s holes while we laughed and made fun of our small dicked patron. The wealthy pin dicks are always the hardest ones to break too. They think money buys everything. No amount of money in the world is worth my sexual dissatisfaction, or Marissa’s. Since he was still balking at not being able to put his peanut in us, we played a little game with him. Made him think we had a momentary loss of standards. We dressed him in my panties, her bra and snapped a few pics of him. We put them up on showyourtinydick.com. The humiliating comments started  pouring in immediately and then he began to see the light, understand his place.

If you don’t know your place, Marissa or I would be happy to tell you. We are fuckalicious babes worthy of fuckalicious sex only and if you don’t measure up we will put you in your proper place. Life is short and likely so is your penis.

The Scent of a Woman

Normally my preferred choice for a bedroom companion is tall, dark and hung like a horse. But every now and then I enjoy some Sapphic love. There is something so sensual and sexy about fucking another woman, especially if that woman is a mature beauty like Rose. When I saw her at my spa last week, I got weak in the legs and moist between them. Rose is a far cry from a well hung black stud, but I wanted her nonetheless. I struck up a conversation with her, friended her on Facebook and worked up the courage to admit my girl crush.

Turns out Rose found me equally as lovely. She prefers young cock of the family kind if you know what I mean; but she was drawn to my body as I was hers. Two women in their sexual prime with rock hard bodies, what is not to love, right? I invited her over for brunch. I really did have intentions of feeding her more than my pussy, but from the moment she walked in I could think of nothing else but her body and how good it would feel to touch and taste.

Rose has a body better than any 20 year old. I kissed her as soon as she took off her coat. She was at my place for only one reason. The only thing she had on under her coat was a pretty pink corset, black thigh highs and black pumps. I couldn’t help but draw her in for a long, deep passionate kiss. My cunt was so wet just from feeling her tongue in my mouth. I slipped a finger into her pussy and she did the same to me. Finger fucking is a lost art form, but not for Rose. She finger banged me until I creamed all over her fingers. I hated to feel her fingers slide out of my cunt, but when she put one finger in her mouth to taste and the other in my mouth, I fell to my knees to worship her perfect pussy.

She came hard on my face. Her scent and taste were better than a 50 year old bottle of wine. I got on all fours for Rose. I felt her hands caressing my ass, her tongue rimming my asshole, her finger rubbing my clit. Didn’t take long to cum again all over her face. I returned the favor again by laying her down on my bed and licking her from head to toe. I used my favorite dildo on her tight snatch. I devoured every inch of her delectable flesh. The scent of a woman, the scent of Rose made me consider full on lesbianism. But, as good as she made me feel, as hot as her body was, I cannot give up big black dick; just like she can’t give up those young cocks.

Rose and I spent the entire day in bed. Worked up a great appetite for more than just each other. I love the way a black man owns me and fucks me so savagely, but not going to lie, the sensuality and softness of a woman, especially a mature beauty like Rose, is a welcum treat every now and again. Perhaps you would like to watch us, maybe even join us? Two mature gorgeous sluts could teach you a few things and drain your cock better than a bevy of coeds.