I answered a help wanted ad in the paper for a helper elf position with try outs so I thought what the hell I have nothing better to do so why not go for it. I arrive on time and some guy who only came up to my thigh in height so yeah great right? Anyway he led me off to this limo in the back the door was open and I could see a slightly mature woman in the back seat smirking smoking on a pipe. I climbed in next to her the next thing I know my legs are spread open and this strange woman is just tonguing at my clit. It felt amazing that is for sure! I got the part of course so I’m Mrs. Clause’s personal hoe this season!
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Tranny Phone Sex: A Phone Sex Tranny is a Stepping Stone to a Real Cock Up Your Ass
Tranny phone sex anyone? Don’t knock it until you have tried it. Every guy who calls me uses the line, “I’ve never been with a special girl before.” Most of the time I believe them. You use me to test the waters. If talking to a real shemale makes your cock hard that is a good barometer of what being with the real deal would do for you. In fact, I met a guy over the weekend who had been talking for months to a sexy tranny on an adult line before going to a club in my city known for girls like me. He admitted that his only transgender experience was his phone sex shemale. She didn’t work for my company, but that was for the best. I don’t want to steal a client away from one of the hot shemales here. I told Toby that the real thing is far better than the phone tranny experience. He was nervous. I think he was afraid he would like it up the ass. Does that same fear ever cross your mind? Toby came home with me. I went slow with him, but I didn’t let nerves scare him away. We shared a bottle of fine white wine before making out. He commented how soft my lips felt. I suggested he grab my breasts. As he fondled my tits, I unzipped his pants and stroked his cock. He was rock hard. No nerves any more. Scared men don’t keep erections. I went down on him even though he was not huge. I was impressed, however, with how much he grew with my lips wrapped around the head of his dick. I flipped him over, lubed up his ass and did the one thing a shemale phone sex slut just can’t do. I filled his ass up with cum. Toby told me that since he has had the real thing now, talking on the phone with a sexy tranny just wouldn’t do it for him anymore.
Your Phone Sex Tranny
I’m not just a phone sex tranny, I am a real life tranny. I have a nice big dick. I thought about going complete girl, but I had a big dick. I couldn’t part with that. Turns out keeping my cock was the smartest thing I have ever done. I know you are glad I did, aren’t you? So are a lot of men. John came on to me in a bar over the weekend. He new my secret. I was in a bar known for its shemale population. The women in the bar all have cocks and the men in the bar are all looking for a chick with a dick. He told me I was the hottest girl in the bar. Not sure about that, but flattery gets you far with me. It at least gets you my ten inch cock up your ass. John turned out to have a pretty nice cock himself. Quite surprising actually because most of the guys in the Twisted Cork are bottoms who just want fucked up the ass. John did want fucked in the ass, but so did I. I only let big dicks up my ass. John was one of the few able to claim the victory that is my hot ass. After I pumped him full of my seed, I did something I rarely do. I bent over and told him to fuck me. His cock was rock hard. It wasn’t quite as big as mine, but it was damn near close. It felt pretty awesome. I spread my ass checks and welcomed being a bottom bitch for once.We took turns fucking each other and sucking each other all night. No complaints here. I forgot how good it feels to get fucked in the ass. I need to meet more men with big dicks like mine. Is that you?
MILF Phone Sex Slut Enjoys Young Bald Pussy
I am a pretty popular MILF phone sex slut. I have big tits, a round ass and some fur on my pussy. I use to have a shag carpet in the 80s between my legs, then I was bald in the 90s and now I have a nice trimmed bush. The young boys love it. Even young girls are enthralled with my nice trim. My stepson has this platonic girl friend who spent Thanksgiving with us. She had nowhere to go for the holidays, so I invited her to stay with us. A goody two shoes Bible thumper. I wanted to lick her bald cunnie. She needed a good hard cum to remove the stick from her ass. I slipped her a Xanax in her apple juice then followed her when she excused herself to pee. My stepsons knew I was going to molest their little school girl pal. I walked in on her with her panties around her ankles sitting on the throne peeing. She was groggy. She protested my presence at first, but as soon as my fingers were rubbing her young bald pussy she sang a different tune. Once I started licking her clit, she started praying for forgiveness, but she didn’t stop me either. I guess the hot sensation of my wet tongue on her likely virgin twat felt so amazing , she started palming the back of my head and grinding her cunt into my face. She was wet as fuck. I licked her slit until shes squirted all over my face. She was working up a sweat. Hard, laborious breathing. She gave birth to her first hard cum. Just what she needed. I was all set to go back to dinner since I removed the stick up her young ass, but she wanted more. This time she went down on me. She ate my hairy pussy with such fervor, I squirted on her face. I think I turned a little Catholic girl into a carpet munching lesbian.
Breeding Phone Sex The Giant, The Midget, and the Unicorn
Holy shit! Midgets can fuck. Who would have thought that such a little body could have such passion and umph behind those thrusts. Even his cock was surprising. Something was extra sexy because the midget I fucked brought his husband with him. Who was the exact opposite. He was tall, stacked, and his cock was almost as long as his husbands forearm. They were friends and exploring their sexuality. They both thought I was hot and wanted to play with my tits and it turned out these gay men discovered they do like pussy just as much as they like each other’s cock. So in their fucking me they asked if they could have the biggest favor of all. They wanted me to get pregnant off of one of their cocks. Give them a spawn to raise and let me be Auntie Brandy as they kept fucking me. I was totally okay with this idea. My biological clock had been ticking and I wanted to feel that life growing inside of me but I wasn’t ready yet to be a parent. So hell yeah. Fuck me hard, fill me up, and keep my belly swollen and my tits leaking with milk. Just the thought alone made me cum around the midget’s cock. Setting him off and making his cock throb inside of me and fill me with his cum. We’ve been fucking for hours, and they’ve just been switching back and forth. Leaving a puddle of cum under my ass and all of us nearly brain dead with orgasms and I think I found a new fucking couple to play with. Sometimes I love being a unicorn.
Naughty Neighbor Phone Sex Him or Her?
Mr. Hyndman and his wife have been so good to me. I’m not sure how I became a baby girl to a married couple but her sexual appetites are just as bad as mine and I’ve been sleeping over more often. Now I wake up before them, looking at my two lovers sleeping peacefully in their bed I was trying to figure out which one I wanted to wake up first. I could see Mr.’s morning wood and yet I knew that if I spread Mrs.’ legs she would love to wake up to my tongue between her legs. But if I suck on his cock, I know he’ll wake up. Put his hand in my hair and fuck my mouth. I’d get to feel him slide into my throat and the taste of his precum tracing on my lips. They were both so tempting and I found my pussy soaking wet. I dipped my fingers into my pajama shorts so started to play with my clit and finger my pussy. Biting my knuckle to keep my moans quiet and not wake them up. I don’t think I did a good job though as they both woke up, saw me in my naughty position watching them and grinned. She came towards me licking her lips and he came towards me pushing his own pajama bottoms down to free his cock. I guess I’ll get to wake up to both of them fucking me. I think this is a much more fun way to start the day anyway.
Part II Zoe & Jill Chronicles
Tossing my brown hair over my shoulder I finally spoke “What the hell is going on?” I looked at both of them as they began to speak at the same time I guess my voice was a lot sharper than I had realized.
“I was giving her a ride home..” Matt started to say as she began “I lost my purse and he offered to…” They both stopped and looked at each other laughing. I’m glad they found it amusing to be in my damn house laughing it up like a bunch of fucking chipmunks. Just chipper than a snicker. I cleared my throat raising my eyebrow giving him that look that meant I was dead fucking serious. “Zoe I was just giving her a ride home” he said
“The bitch definitely doesn’t live here Matt, I should know I pay the fucken bills” I said
“Well obviously this isn’t her damn house Zo I stopped here to hop in the shower hell she lives pretty damn far out.”
“And you couldn’t make that drive? Instead you bring this bitch here to MY house as if you both pay bills here?” Matt’s face heated up I could tell he was getting angry since I was embarrassing him but I didn’t give one lovely fuck at that moment.
“Zoe..” He grinded out through clenched teeth. “Just shut the fuck up.”
Being the little bitch I know I can be I stepped closer to his 6’3 frame looking up at him in my tiny glory hands on my hips my plump lips curved in a “try me” kind of way. Of course he dwarfed me but i didn’t feel one bit threatened. If anything he was probably more afraid of what I would do than anything. “Or what Matt? What the fuck are you going to do if I don’t” I said a little to sweetly with the cutest smile curving at my lips. At this point this bitch decided she wanted to intervene.

“Sorry uhm Zoe? I just needed a ride back home but I live in the next city over. I was just walking down the road trying to hitch hike and Matt stopped to pick me up on the back of his bike. I know he had just got off from work and he said he wanted to take a quick shower I didn’t mean for y’all to end up fighting” Jillian said in the sweetest voice ever it was like an angel was teetering back and forth when she spoke. So shy for such a buxom woman.
Sighing I stepped away from Matt and he smacked me on my ass the jerk aimed for my one weakness and I moaned allowed before I could stop it and he smirked. Jillian looked between the two of us a little unsure of what to say next but whatever it was she came to terms with it and shook it off “Zoe.. If you want I don’t mind treating you to a few orgasms if you’ll forgive him he is a very nice nice guy” she whispered looking at me with a little heat to her gaze. I smiled sharing a look with Matt because A. I wasn’t upset with him and B. He was definitely about to get a show tonight. So before I even got a chance to get this bitch’s name I got into her panties.
Tranny Phone Sex: You Better Measure Up
If you want to have tranny phone sex with me, you better measure up if you want to fuck me. I am smoking hot with a sexy tranny cock. That means if you have a tiny dick, do not call me thinking you get to fuck MY ass. Feel lucky if I think you worthy enough to lick my fucking ass. Although it is true I have no taboos or limits, I am and always will be a dominant tranny. I only bend over for a cock that rivals mine in size. I know I look like a delicate little flower, but I am a hardcore mistress with a dick when you piss me off or come up short in the cock department. My caller got a rude awaking he turned out to enjoy. This happens all the time actually. He didn’t know he was a pansy ass loser, so I had to show him. I had to turn the tables on him because he thought since he was paying for a service that meant anything goes. WRONG. Anything doesn’t go up MY ass. Anything goes up YOUR ass. When he told me proudly he had 4 inches of heaven for my ass, I had to laugh loudly and rather uncontrollably. Four inches of cock is hell not heaven. I spanked his worthless nuts with a ping pong paddle and tied him up with his ass in the air. I fucked him with the end of the ping pong paddle while I called him all sorts of names. Turns out the little faggot liked it, so I gave him some cock and ball torture too. I tied up his balls until they turned blue and paddled them till he screamed for mercy. I drained his balls by milking his prostate to ruin his orgasm then I made him drink his own cum. Perhaps you would enjoy similar treatment loser?
Tranny Phone Sex for Lovers
Tranny phone sex lovers come out in force at night. I don’t work often work late at night because I start my morning off bright and early at 5 AM. I picked that schedule because I always wake up with morning wood. That means when you call me in the morning, you get me with a raging hard cock for your tight ass. This morning, I woke up with a harder dick than normal. It was a hammer of a cock. The kind of cock that porn stars wish they had between their legs. I was up late last night talking to one of my tranny GFE lovers. They dominate the night time tranny lovers. They are a unique breed. Usually wealthy and married and party boys. About the only men who can bring out my sexy little switch side. Normally, my phone is blowing up with faggots and sissies who need punished with my big cock. Tranny GFE lovers aren’t gay. They aren’t pansy ass losers who make Liberace look butch. They are men who would never want to fuck another man. They aren’t on the down low, not even necessarily bi curious. They just think I am smoking hot and my ten inch cock is just bonus. If I wasn’t so hot and sexy, my cock might be a deal breaker, but to the GFE guys, it is just bonus. What do you think about my cock? I look good on any man’s arm. Most men I meet out at clubs or out in the real world, never know my panty surprise. Once they do, it is too late; they are hooked. You know up front what you are getting with me, which is why I get so many pansies, sissies and faggots. Those guys need punished by a sexy shemale with a big hard cock. What do you need? A sexy lover or a dominant tranny?
Gang Bang Phone Sex at the Halloween Party
Gimmie a D! Gimmie an I! Gimmie a C! Gimme a K!
I love being a sexy big tittied cheerleader. The little pleated skirt, the super tight top, the way eyes follow my tits during a cheers. At this party there were quite a few cheerleaders probably for the same reason I was one. We made a super sexy squad though and had a crowd of werewolfs, vampires, Mr. J’s and a whole slew of random costumes. They kept getting closer and closer as we ground our tits together, twerked, and our cheers turned more and more sexual. It was no time before we all found ourselves on our knees. The large circle around us protecting us from party goers that might complain about the mini orgy we’re about to start as myself and the other cheerleaders pull out our tits and pinch and twist our nipples. Tasting each others flesh and mouths. Our fingers sneaking into each other pussies. I could hear men around us jacking off, some coming up closer lifting another girl’s hips before sliding cock into her. That was the first in man, more men joined. Now every girl had a pussy or cock in a mouth and became a true anonymous Halloween orgy. Best treat ever.










