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Pool, Pussy and Wine Equals Saturday Night Fun

bisexual phone sex sexy BBWsMy girlfriend Sarah came by last night with a few bottles of wine and some DVDs. We were going to commiserate over the breakup of her latest relationship. It is a ritual with us. We man hate for an evening, then the next day we are trolling for cock again. “Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian,” she said to me. I love cock too much to give it up, but I could be bisexual for sure, I told her. A few bottles of wine later, we were naked on my pool table getting nasty. I get why guys like us fuller figured girls. More to love. Sarah has such big bouncy boobs.  I love playing with them. I poured wine over her tits and slurped it off while I finger fucked her pink pussy.

She got so wet for me. Wine cascaded over her breasts like a sexy water fall, so I slid between her thick thighs to get lost in the sweet nectar of cunt and dry wine. Soon she was riding my face, denouncing cock. When it was my turn, she fucked me with a pool stick. “I know you like something stiff inside you, how does this feel” she asked as she slid that longer slender piece of wood up my pussy. My juices were spraying the felt top on the pool table.

She fucked me with a few pool balls too. I just kept imagining they were big hard cum filled balls for me. We both came over and over again. I love a lusty busty babe every once in awhile, especially one that fucks me hard; but nothing replaces the feel of a hard throbbing cock between my big tits.

Spring Fever: Trolling for Cock in the Park

shemale phone sex tranny big cockSpring is finally in the air. I hate winter so much. Snow cock blocks me. Today was the first warm day in ions, so I decided to go to this local park and cruise for some horny men with spring fever. This particular park is known by the locals as Fruit Loop Park, meaning it is where the guys who claim to be straight troll for some cock. I love men on the down low. Usually they are wealthy business type men, with wives and a family. White picket fence suburbia living men with PTA housewives who haven’t touched their cocks in a decade. Easy prey for me.

I picked up this one guy, I recognized from the news; works for the DA’s office. Pretty sure he has a wife, a BMW and his own Brady Bunch. He had no idea I had a cock. We went into a stall in the men’s room and I blew him. He came on my face in seconds. It was really pathetic. He actually apologized. Claimed a pretty girl has not wrapped her mouth around his dick in years. I asked him, “so when was the last time you were fucked in the ass”? I informed him, I knew what he was really doing in this park and it wasn’t looking for pussy.

I pulled out my pretty ten inch dick. “This is what you really want isn’t it?” His eyes got big. He shifted his pants to adjust his hard on. I suggested he suck my cock or the local news would know he was trolling for fag sex in a notoriously gay area of town. I’m not against using  blackmail to get fucked.  He took my cock in his mouth without hesitation, made it get even bigger and thicker. I turned him over, pulled his pants down and gave him what he really wanted, a cock up his ass. I pumped his tight ass like he was my prison bitch. Dumped a huge load of cum up his ass. Before I had a chance to give him a reach around, he came. Didn’t even touch his cock and he shot a load of jizz on the bathroom stall door.

I love virgin ass, especially down low guys looking for some strange. If you are a married man, trying to be straight, don’t worry, I am happy to be your dirty little secret.

Small cock humiliation phone sex is all yours

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You’ve been embarrassed all your life by having a tiny cock. You’ve been scared of joining sports teams for fear of taking showers with other boys and having them mock you for it. The women you’ve been with have all been kind to you, but they end up leaving, and deep down, you know it’s because you have such a tiny little pecker.

No one is mean enough to say so to your face, however. They’re all kind and understanding. But you know what they’re thinking. You almost wish they would just come out and say it.

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And you wonder, you’ve always wondered, what it would be like to have a real cock. A man’s cock. Not just a paltry six inches, but something massive and sturdy. Twelve inches, at least, and girth to match.

And if you can’t have it for yourself, you wonder what it would be like to see one, to be with one. To touch that gigantic cock, to stroke it, to see how your two hands don’t even grasp the whole length of it. You want to know how it tastes, licking the precum that starts to drip from the tip. You want to feel that whole huge shaft filling your mouth, pushing its way down your throat.

Finally, you want to feel that full, throbbing, strong twelve inches sliding its way into your ass. Gently, at first, then shoving itself all the way home, the cock plunging itself until it’s fully buried deep in your man-cunt. You want to be ridden, fucked like the little faggot you are, feeling what a real cock is truly like.

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Baby, I’m the woman for you. I have perfect tits, a shapely ass, long legs, and a huge cock that will put yours to shame. They always say it takes a woman to do a man’s job, and I know just how to do the fucking here. I will tell you, plain and simple, just how tiny your dick is. You will beg to touch mine. If you’re good, I will allow it, and if you’re a really good boy, I will let you taste it.

Would you like to do more? That’s possible, too. And depending on how good you are, I may even do things to you.

Let’s Take A Test Drive

shemale phone sex zettaI have known her for years. Not bad looking, wonderful personality, great sense of humor, very smart and also very gay. She has never dated a boy that I know of. Never kissed a man that I know of. She has always known that she likes women and has never been ashamed to admit it or hidden it in any way. It is one of the things that I admire the most in her.  Just as I have always accepted her for who she is, she has done the same for me. So when I started transgender surgery and I was so scared she was always supportive and by my side. I couldn’t ask for a better friend. The other day when she was over for a girls night of dinner and a movie, I had no clue that it would turn out like it did. After the movie she looked at me very seriously and said that she would like to try fucking a dick. She said that real men disgust her and the idea of sleeping with a body covered in hair was not something she could even stomach. My heart sunk, I knew what was coming next and was not sure how to handle it. Sure enough she asked me if I would be willing. Her reasoning was that I was a beautiful woman, soft and sensitive, but since I still had a dick and she knew I used it frequently, why not try it with me. I have always found her attractive in so many ways that my dick had a mind of it’s own and even though my mind was screaming “NO!”  My cock was rock hard and very visible. She asked me to teach her how to suck cock, how to handle it like a girl would. In the end she liked it more then she thought she would and I liked it more then I care to admit I did. I guess I will have to wait to see what happens next.

Girls night gone wrong

There are three words I never want to hear again.

“Wanna get Kinky?”

My girlfriends and I wanted to have a fun girls night in.

We got a couple of bottles of Kinky and some yummy stuff to eat.

We got chick flicks and some other girlish stuff.

We mixed our first batch of drinks and started getting drunk right away.

We started a movie and made some popcorn.

While our movie was going we took turns giving each other face masks and foot masks.

We love our girl nights.

We take turns pampering each other.

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After our first bottle was gone we got the great idea to give each other bikini waxes.

We drank another bottle getting prepared and ready to rip the hair out of our pussy.

I remember heating up the wax and then it goes blank.

I woke up in bed, hung over and feeling sick.

My girlfriend still had her face mask on but was missing her clothes.

She had a few wax strips on her legs and in her ass crack.

I started laughing and tried to get up to get my phone.

I couldn’t move!

I tried to lift my ass off my bed and it was like my skin was ripping off!

That is when I realized my ass and pussy were still covered in wax. I was wide awake at that moment.

Finally they woke up.

We don’t remember what happened but we all had wax on our faces, in-between our thighs and all over our fingers.

When we finally found our phones that is when we saw the videos.

While I was getting my pussy waxed my friend started fingering me and eating my pussy.

She still had on her face mask and when she looked up at the camera you could see the hot wax was drying all over her face.

We watched the videos and looked at the pictures.

Wax was every were and hurt to bad to try and rip off.

Never again.

It’s Almost That Time!

incest phone sex dixieMy pussy is wet as hell thinking about it. Only two more months, eight short weeks and it is family reunion time! All my uncles, aunts, cousins, nieces, nephews and all their pets will be in town for the biggest shindig around! There won’t be one kink that won’t be explored. We have little dicks and big dicks, family that are into smoking fetishes and foot fetishes, we have Doms and subbies. There will be spanking and golden showers…it is a veritable smorgasbord of fun.
It’s a fuck fest spectacular and we are all in on it!
I hadn’t really thought about it until I came across this picture of me and my kissing cousin from last years gathering.
Looking at it I can taste her kiss and feel her warm tits and hard nipples up against mine.
I can’t help but reach between my legs and rub my pussy before stuffing my fingers knuckle deep in my dripping wet cunt.
Time for me to go shopping for some extra slutty clothes that will be off longer then they will be on. Now that the family get together is on my mind, I can’t wait to start making plans for kinky fucking incest fun with everyone.

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Let Me Give You a Hot Ass Sex Experience in 2015

Happy 2015 bi curious sluts, fags, cross dressers, sissies, panty boys, fellow shemales, strap on whores, queen queers, and back door lovers. I hope you all get all the cock you want in 2015. Look at me? I am all woman with the exception of a nice 10 inch cock. A cock that loves horny boys like you. My goal for this new year is to get even more cock, and pop even more back door pussies. The majority of the men I fuck are utterly clueless of the heat I am packing in my pretty panties. I love surprising straight men.  I know it is risky not giving full disclosure before we get naked, but part of the turn on for me is seeing their reaction. Knowing that a married man would not only cheat on his wife with me, but let me fuck his ass for the first time gets my cock erect. You may tell yourself that you would never let a guy fuck you, but then you have never met a guy quite like me, have you? I’m actually all woman, well except for that pleasant present between my legs.

I think your new year’s resolution needs to be to relax your mind, and try something new. How do you know you wouldn’t like my cock up your tight ass until you try it? Guys want to fuck women in the ass all the time. Men tell their ladies to just relax and try it for they might be pleasantly surprised. Same is true in the reverse. Trust me, every man whose anal cherry I have taken, has come back for more. You will too.

Let a sexy shemale give you your first hot ass sex experience. I am the best of both worlds. Say goodbye to inhibitions, and hello to heightened sexual pleasure in 2015.

Double Panty Surprise with Sexy Shemales Carla and Avery

My best friend and fellow chick with a dick, Avery and I had blast this weekend with this hot Latino boy we picked up Friday at a club. He thought he was going to be in a FFM threesome, not a MMM one! Well the only thing male about Avery and I are our big dicks. We love catching guys off guard with our panty surprises. Well this boy thought he was God’s gift to women. He was at the club buying us bottles of Patron tequila, telling us we were goddesses that needed to be worshiped and spoiled. He is some big music mogul in town for the holidays. Grew up outside of Pittsburgh but lives in LA now.

We let him lavish us with attention and expensive booze. We dirty danced with him on the dance floor. Avery and I even locked lips a few times giving him that girl on girl action guys go wild to see. At closing time, he called his limo to pick us up and took us back to his hotel. He had a Penthouse suite at the Omni Hotel, which over looked the Three Rivers. Amazing view. He even brought out some high end party supplies fresh from Cuba he said. Now I don’t do coke regularly, but when I am partying like a rock star, it just adds to the mood. Avery did a line off his nice fat cock.

We got down on our knees together and sucked his cock. Worshiped it is a more accurate description. He kept telling us how he could not wait to lick our sweet pussies. Avery and I looked at each other and simultaneously pulled our panties off revealing our nice throbbing cocks. Don’t know if it was the coke or if he just didn’t give a fuck, but he was not phased in the slightest. His turn to worship our cocks. Pretty sure Juan Carlo has sucked a few rods in his life before because he could suck the chrome off a doorknob.  We took turns on who got sucked. He sucked Avery off as he fucked my ass. Then he sucked me off as he fucked her tight backdoor pussy. Then we took turns fucking his ass. His ass was mighty tight, so maybe we were his first cocks.

We fucked each other all night long. I swear between him and Avery, I swallowed about 8 loads of jizz. I’m a cum slut. She is too. And pretty sure we turned Juan Carlo into a cock loving jizz junkie too. He says he is gonna fly us out to LA after the first of the year. Thinks we would be a hit at his big music industry parties. Guess he thinks our panty surprises will be as big of a hit as his next discovery.

Would you be pleasantly surprised by our raging hard cocks or would you run away screaming like a frightened turtle?

Adult Phone Chat with Vinny: Let’s Talk About BBC

Let’s have some adult phone chat about big black cock. Everything you white boys have been hearing is the truth. There is no myth about BBC. Black cock is simply bigger and better in every way. Any guy who tries to tell you it’s just hype, is lying to you and themselves because they cannot handle the reality that they are just either pathetically average or a tiny dick loser. Black is beautiful. Black is where it’s at. Once you go black you don’t go back. Black is best. I know these things to be true because I have been a black cock loving whore since I was a school girl.

I can talk about white dick. Sadly, I have had my share of small white dick. If we are talking openly, being honest here, I can tell you that a white dick rarely stuffs a pussy. A white dick rarely stays hard AFTER it’s cum. We all know Viagra was NOT created for the black cock, but because of it. White dick is the only dick that struggles to get up and off on a regular basis. White dick doesn’t believe woman can squirt and claims the female G-spot is a myth because it’s not big or thick enough to encounter either. Everything under the sun seems to effect a white dick: stress, blood pressure, weight, booze, drugs, lack of sleep, illness…all of which are impervious to the big black cock. You will never hear a gal complain that a white cock stretched her cunt out or that she has to sit on a bag of frozen peas because a white dick pounded her till it hurt so good. A white dick often needs 24 hours recovery time for round two, whereas a black dick maybe needs two minutes.

Face it men, black cock is the shit. A black man will always be the best man in your girl’s bedroom. If you truly care for her, you will want her to have the sexual satisfaction she deserves. The satisfaction you likely can’t give her. It is okay, I am here to help you give HER what she needs, what she wants, even if she doesn’t realize it yet. I am in my 40s, with over 20 years experience as a big black cock loving whore. There is nothing more I enjoy talking about than BBC. I’m also here for you bi-curious boys who want to get some of that big black cock on the side. If a well hung black bull can make me weak in the knees, why can’t it do the same to you? I understand that “dark” desire you have and I am happy to be you BBC sex therapist.

I am the BBC expert guys. I can help you understand why black is better. I can school you into getting your wife on board the BBC train. I can even help you enjoy some black cock too. Or I can simply share some of my black cock experiences from the romantic to the hardcore, and everything in between. Let’s talk about big black cock!

Queen of the Queers Sissy Fairy Fag Spreading Holiday Cheer and Giggles

I feel sissy, oh so faggy
I feel pansy and dickless and gay
And I pity any fairy who isn’t owned by a Goddess tonight

I feel pretty, oh so pretty
It’s so sissy how pretty I feel
I’m so sissy that I hardly believe that I’m real

See the sissy girl in that mirror there
Who can that fairy fag be
Such a pretty face, such a sissy dress
Such a girly smile, such a faggy me

I feel stunning and entrancing
Feel like prancing and dancing for joy
For I’m owned by my pretty, wonderful Queen

Look at Goddess Levi’s precious little Sissy Fairy Fag? Pathetic beyond words, right?  As much as I want to shame this silly dickless little girl, I have to give her some props for her charitable heart. She clearly is ALL girl. She spread Christmas joy to the elderly recently with little holiday goody bags. She was Santa’s Fairy elf.  I do love a sissy with a heart. I mean she can’t give back in the sack right? I’m sure Santa has not even seen a package as small as hers, so it is a good thing it’s hidden under all her ruffles and frills.

Personally, I think she is the Queen of Sissy Fairy Fags. My sissies have someone to aspire to be. Goddess Levi’s Sissy Fairy Fag is so pretty in her lace and frills. I can just hear the laughter of the men and women in that old folks home as she skipped and pranced around spreading holiday joy. We all know she spread laughter and pity too. And, I bet she spread her little back door pussy too. She is a total whore, a real sissy slut.

Join me in making fun of the Queen Queer. Trust me nothing YOU do could be more sissy and faggy than what she does. Dresses up like Shirley Temple, sings little ditties, skips and prances and preens, sits in poopy panties and all in public for our amusement. Bet you don’t feel so faggy now for sucking cock and taking a load of jizz up your ass do you? You will never be as pathetic nor as queer as Sissy Fair Fag.