Tag: Ass to Mouth Phone Sex

The Way It Is

In this world, my perfect round ass is the prize to be worshipped. Sissies like Goddess Levi’s pathetic pitiful paypiggy have to beg to be able to worship the ass of a Superior Female. You want to know something funny? This little tinkerbell fairy is being blackmailed by her Goddess into paying for our WBMT vacation! YAYAY! That means all of us girlies get to sit by the beach in St. Augustine, Florida and sip cocktails while dipping our toes in the water. Meanwhile, Levi’s blackmail piggy will be footing the bill for our oceanside rental house. It will be so funny to see the trepidation and nerves play out as she realizes that big consequences will follow if she does not pay up! This sissy fairy fag has until Friday, July 18th to send Goddess Levi all the money for our vacation. If she doesn’t pay up, our sissy can kiss her career as a big shot lawyer goodbye! We have incredible SEO rankings, and if all of us girlies blog about the identity of this pathetic pay piggy’s cross dressing antics and silly sissy ways, she will be ruined forever on Google! In fact, everyone looking her name up to try to find her law services, and they will instead learn the fact that she is a total pansy, fake-man who loves dressing up in pretty frilly lace clothing! This will be very funny to see. I can’t wait for the drama to play out. Will she be a good blackmail piggy and pay up for our vay-cay, or will everything come tumbling around her?! 😀 We will have to wait and see.

Submissive Phone Sex with Blair: Veggie Tails

Over the holiday weekend, I invited my son’s best friend over for a cook out. I thought my son would be there too, but he got called to work at the last minute. Apparently, my son has told his friend about our special relationship and he wanted in on the action. As soon he walked into the house, he grabbed me by my long red hair, and dragged me into the kitchen. He made me get naked and climb up on the island. He ordered me to show him my whore cunt and ass. I am a good subby bitch, so I did as I was told. I was lying on that cold kitchen island, under bright lights, when he grabbed the vegetables I had laid out for grilling and said it was time to violate my fuck holes. He made me put one of the zucchinis up my pussy, while he shoved the other one up my ass hole. He didn’t even use any lube. I would have settled for at least some salad dressing. But no, he said I had to shut up and fuck my veggies like a good little whore. It felt kinda good in my cunt; but damn, my ass hurt, especially when he rammed a thick ear of corn in my bunghole. He used every veggie I had: corn on the cob, squash, zucchini, egg plant and cucumbers in both my holes. And after each one was in my ass, he shoved it in my mouth and ordered me to wash my veggies with my mouth like a good little kitchen helper. I had to suck my ass and cunt juices off of my dinner. But, I am obedient to each and every master I have, so you know I pretended each vegetable was a porn cock and sucked it dry. I was actually pretty turned on that I would be grilling food that was used to violate me first.

My son’s pal, thought I did so good being tortured by my dinner, he decided to reward me with some hardcore skull fucking. He crammed his big young dick down my throat and ordered me to make him cum, but added that I was not allowed to swallow his tasty load. When he shot his huge load, I had to open my mouth and show him I was savoring his love juice like a good little bitch. I held it in my mouth, careful not to spill a drop, for over 10 minutes, before he ordered me to spit it on the veggies. This was my secret grilling sauce-young hot spunk. And can I say, my grilled veggies were extra yummy that night. Now I know why every woman over the age of 30 keeps veggies in her kitchen. My pussy and ass hurt so good.

Submissive phone sex is my specialty as I am a good slave; especially to a kinky rough master who knows how to make good use of a slut like me. I still have some hard, fresh veggies in the kitchen, if you’d like to violate my pretty tight fuck holes too. Or maybe, you would like to be rougher on my whore of a body? I will cram anything you want in any of my holes just to please you Master.

Paper Walls

I heard the BEST goddamn action last night from my neighbor’s apartment. It turned me on to the fucking max. While I was taking a big old nasty shit, my asshole was getting all stretched out with the huge dirty log pushing out. It made me want dick so bad, and that’s when I heard moaning cumming from next door. Our apartment complex has paper fucking walls, I swear. I got up, flushed the toilet, and immediately put my hand between my legs without wiping first. I couldn’t stop fondling my pussy and filthy asshole as the sound of bodies slapping into one another came from the room next door. I heard them slam up against the wall as he pounded her from behind, and it got me so horny, I couldn’t stop myself. I dipped fingers into my dirty, stanky asshole and rubbed that shit all over my pussy. It was the nastiest and dirtiest thing I could think of, and I started smooshing it in all over my tits and down my stomach. It was so hot and juicy and mushy…it made me hungry. While I listened to the girl next door drop to her hands and knees to suck her guy’s cock, I grabbed my tit, put it to my mouth, and licked all of my own shit off. Now that’s what I call a hot fucking time!

Woman’s Best Friend

I am so nasty. Getting aroused by petsitting for my friend’s four legged creature, I decided to put the mutt to use. I took a huge shit and thought it’d be erotic to get the freaky thing to lap it up like a good male bitch. I got down on all fours to be level with the mutt, spread my dirty ass cheeks, and called him over. Then I fingered myself to get my babyhole all nice and moist. Once it started watering like the desperate hotbox it is, I stuck the dog biscuit I’d gotten ready right up my aching, filthy asshole. The stupid four-legged creature raced right up to my split legs and started eating it. He devoured the biscuit quickly but then became addicted to the taste of my ass and couldn’t stop munching, licking, and rimming on my nasty shithole. My ready cunt started creaming. His tongue was rough and I kept feeling it scraping my asshole and lapping it up. He licked the dirty shit rimming my anal canal like it was Purina chow and mounted me from behind. I felt his four legs humping my spread legs like he was trying to mate with me. The mutt’s warm veiny meat stick brimming with pet semen started pulsing out of him, growing bigger and bigger. I sucked it slick like a slim jim sausage product, trying to suck out the cream filling. He wanted to get inside of me. My own little man’s best friend was getting ready to knot his monster cock inside, hump me and mate me with his sticky wet, disgusting spud so I could have his mutt offspring.

A Smurficly Perfect Tranny

I love the Smurfs. I love that they are always so happy and that they are always signing that little song, And the way they use the word Smurf in every way imaginable. Last night I watched the movie, again, for like the hundredth time and when I fell asleep I dreamed I was in the Smurf village. I was Smurfette, the only female Smurf in the whole village. My house, a mushroom, was not just any mushroom it was a magic mushroom. I was breaking pieces off of it and making mushroom tea and giving it to all my fellow Smurfs. Being the only female in the village means lots of male attention and getting all the boys high was going to make what they were about to find out a lot easier. This Smurfette has a dick boys. As beautiful and blue as I am with my long blonde hair, between my legs is a cock that would make even Papa Smurf jealous. In my dream we are all high and happy and I begin to fuck all the boys. It was a Smurfy good time! When I was done of course they all fell to their knees and liked my Smurfalicious cock clean! And we all sing Lalalalala……sing a happy song,,,lalalalalala..smurfy all day long!

Ass to Mouth Phone Sex

Sitting like a Princess while you try to suck my large cock. You can ease up on the grip you have around it, trust me it is not going anywhere.  You seem to be having trouble taking this thick cock done you throat,  so I have an idea. Since you want to taste me so bad turn over and let me fuck that tight asshole.  Opening your cheeks I have to forced my dick into your virgin ass.  I am not a very patient lady so I make you take it all in one long thrust.  No mercy will be given tonight so grind your teeth and feel all of me inside little ole you.  My cock is scraping your ass walls as I move in and out.  I yank my cock out, turn you around and shove it down you throat.  Your eyes go wild as you taste my precum mixed with your ass juice.  All of a sudden you swallow my dick as if your eating a meal.

Worshipping the Master

I walked through the door, and you gave me a piercing stare that shook me right down to the very core. My core, that is. Throbbing pussy set alight, I tried to squeeze my legs together to suppress my need for your dick inside of me. You frowned slightly, raised a hand, and gestured for me to get down on my knees. I can recognize that body language anywhere, Sir. I dropped to a crouch in front of you, and you unbuckled your pants and shoved them down to your ankles. Then I was like a very young girl with her mother’s breast, because my mouth latched onto your cock like a suckling youngster, and my lips began to tighten and my hand went around to your ass, fingering your hole and rubbing it wildly. I blew you with enthusiasm as I rimmed your ass with my finger, and then I crawled around behind you and began to use my tongue. Jerking you off with my right hand, I spread your ass with my left one and began to lick and worship your ass with spirit and appreciation. You’re getting close, so you reach around, grab my hair, and yank me in front you. Sticking your cock in my mouth, you face fuck me violently before pulling out and creaming all over my face. When I think I can’t be humiliated any further, you shove your limp cock back down my throat and piss inside of my mouth. I swallow it all, perfectly, and then after wiping my mouth with the back of my hand, thank you for the privilege of allowing me to worship you.

Cum Junkie

I’m a nasty ho that has fucked ALL the family dongs. If it has a dick I have sucked it, fucked it, and then begged for more of it! I fucked every man my momma ever brought home, hell I even had some intimate time with  the family pooch! Rover’s pointy hard cock had my cunt dripping wet. I have never cared what it was, if it had a dick I would suck and Fuck it! I can’t go without dick for longer than an hour. I crave that shit, I need a hard dick ready for me at ALL times! I’m the kind of trashy slut that goes out to party with you and your friends and will let you all take turns fucking all my slutty holes. And YES you can squirt that load of jizz anywhere you want. I love sucking cum out of pussy. I love licking juice covered dicks clean.
Anyone say ass to mouth? I would LOVE to suck all my ass juice off that big fat cock of yours.
Water sports? I do that too. You can wake me up in the morning by slapping my face with your morning wood and I will open my mouth up wide to swallow all of your hot piss.
I really have NO limits at ALL! I want to be your nasty cum guzzling, piss drinking, shit eating, furry friend fucking gutter slut! This nasty whore will take that dick anyway I can get it.

Sardonic Possession

I had the kinkiest, raunchiest phone sex yesterday! The guy made me soooo wet. All I could think about was getting fucked hard enough from behind to split me open! He told me that I was his whore doll and cum slut. After ordering me to get down on my knees, I was told to spread my legs wide apart for a thorough stuffing! He used me and nailed me with his like his own personal sex kitten screw toy. Then I felt something cold and tight around my ankles….Slave bracelets with his name on it. Everyone should know who my pleasure spots belong to. And of course, he told me he’d sexually conquer my mom, too. She’s a whore like me! Her meaty jugs are so heavy and full of milk, and they could use a good titty fucking! If we wanted a drink of water, we’d have to bend down, completely bare ass naked, and lap it up out of our kitty bowls. He always jerked off to spill some of his pearly white cum to nourish our teeth and grow his seed in our bellies. Then he rubbed that cock off inside of us and shot his hot white jizz chowder right up our holes!

Cum Piss On Me

Have you ever had piss pumped inside you? I have!

One of my callers is really into golden showers, squirting, and piss play. Lately I’ve been trying out a lot of dirty, kinky anal games, and so far this is one of the hottest!

Pete spread me on the table and told me to hold both of my legs. I gripped my thighs tightly as he attached the tube between my butt cheeks. Pete stuck one end up my ass and the other in inside of a pussy pump. He had a great idea for the two of us to try out, and I was more than horny to oblige!

He whipped out his dick and mock-aimed it at my face. Then he pissed right inside the pussy pump. The tube delivered his golden rainwater right up the clip in my ass. It swished right past the clip and flowed deep inside of me. The feeling of that weighted liquid rushing up my asshole is indescribable. I love piss play. It makes me feel naughty, horny, and pleased all at once.

Just when I thought I couldn’t take any more, Pete knocked on the wall behind us. All of a sudden, a girl stumbled through the doorway of his apartment, dressed head-to-toe in black latex. Pete told me that his friend from down the hall had a special gift for me. I lay back, transfixed, as the girl stripped off her black panties and crawled over me. “Drink my piss,” she told me, before leveling my mouth with her pee-hole. I immediately opened up wide as a golden stream of urine flowed from her cunt, down between my lips. I licked and smacked the tangy piss, swallowing every drop. Finally, Pete pulled his own cock out and let out a stream of his own piss. Under the warm golden showers of two kinky screwballs, I learned about a HOLE new fetish.   

Do you like scat and piss play, too? Cum piss on me!

~~Naughty Ass Naudia