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Hot Phone Sex with Vinny: I Love Anal

I am of mature age, this is true. But I think I look damn fine for being in my 40s. Don’t you? Look at that ass of mine. You could bounce a quarter off it. And don’t get me started on my legs. They are fine too. Today, a younger guy I was hitting on tried to tell me I was too old for him. I have not met a guy yet I was too old for. So, I decided to have a little revenge. I took a bunch of naked selfies and Facebook messaged them to him with the declaration, “Nothing old about this ass.” Well, of course he was all apologetic and begging for the chance to hang with me. He asked me why I didn’t show my body off more. I explained I was at the pet store to pick up food for my pups; never thought I’d be on the prowl there, so didn’t occur to me to wear one of my more revealing outfits. I really don’t need attention; I just enjoy it. He asked to meet for drinks; asked if I was in to anal because I had an ass worthy of tapping all night long.  I told him he was gonna be in for a treat because I consider myself an anal queen. I like it big, thick and rough up my backdoor. I got him all worked up discussing how he could fuck my ass bare back; shoot cum in my ass; fist my ass and pussy; cum on my face; essentially do whatever he wanted to. We agreed to meet at 11 PM at a local bar for drinks first.

I then blocked him and never showed up. I made a date with a well hung stud who knows I ain’t too old for his college age cock. No one insults me and gets away with it. There is never a shortage of well hung men who want to fuck my ass hard. Can you blame them?

Tossed Salad Any One?

Do you love a good rim job? Love to have a tongue or finger in your tight little poot chute while your cock is being sucked? Well guess what sugar I love to have my salad tossed just as much. You know it is true what they say no one knows a woman like another woman. I want my ass licked just like my cunt, soft and sweet and sensual. Do you have what it takes to toss my salad and make me cum so hard I squirt in your face. If you want a full fledged, straight on, drown your face in sweet, hot cum, learn to lick my ass the way it’s supposed to be licked. Master the art of a good salad tossing. Female rim job heaven for me and the face covering orgasm of your dreams can be yours. Are you game or are you lame?

Cum Covered Weekend

Every now and then my craving for cum is over whelming. No matter what I am doing or where I am all I can think about is the silky, white treat oozing from a hard cock, any hard cock. When I am in one of these moods my pussy is on constant cumming mode and super charged. The smallest touch, even from my panties or wiping my self after I take a piss, turns into a body shaking, muscle spasming cum fest between my legs. I am like a fucking bitch in heat on the streets looking for whatever mutt that will mount me and give me what I need.
This weekend has been just that weekend for me.
I have been the biggest cum whore ever. I need cum all over my body, in me, on me, I just need cum and as much of it as I can find.
Being on my knees and having it spewed all over my face. Laying on my back and having it fill my cunt until it is dripping out of me. On my hands and knees with an ass full of dick and cum.
The way doesn’t matter, all that matters to me is that I get my fix and I get it now!

Big Tits Phone Sex: I Fuck For Pleasure Not Money

Last month I was traveling to visit a girl friend at the beach. We always have a girls getaway in the summer. Well, in a blonde moment, I stopped at a rest stop and got distracted by a hot guy and locked my keys and purse in the car. I was starting to panic as no one was around. That hot guy sped off before I realized what I had done. I went into the quick mart and the only person in there looked a little Boys From Deliverance like if you know what I mean. I may have even heard banjo music. I did not want to ask for help from him. I just needed a phone to call AAA. I looked around and saw a bus stop at the corner. So I walked over and waited until someone came.  A young college age boy, glued to his phone, sat down like he didn’t even see me.  But, I am an attractive woman. I started to talk to him. I explained that my car was just down the street and I locked my purse in the car and needed a phone. He looked at me rather intently and said, “I have no money.” I was like “excuse me? I just need to borrow your phone to call AAA.” He replied, “Sure, whatever you say, but I still ain’t got any money.” I didn’t understand what the communication problem was here, but obviously he did not buy that I was just stranded. I got up and looked him right in the eyes and I said “I don’t know what your problem is, but I am stranded. My phone is in the car and I really just need to use your phone.”  He looked at me, cocked his head and said, “You mean you aren’t a hooker?”  Really, hookers work the bus stop in broad daylight these days? I assured him I was not a pro, but really stranded and that the redneck back at the quick mart kinda scared me. I asked him why he thought I was a whore. He said, “Um, look at what you are wearing Ma’am.” Ma’am? Being called a hooker is better than being called Ma’am! I said I was on a road trip to the beach and my AC went out in my car so was just trying to stay cool. We had a good laugh.

He then apologized and said he would call a friend of his who was a mechanic to meet us at my car. He walked me back to my car, where is friend showed up with one of those jimmy things and got my car door open immediately. I was so very grateful I offered the guy a ride to where ever he was going since I made him miss his bus. Turns out  he was just on his way home from work. His car was in the shop and he was not 25 yet so couldn’t rent a car. He was just a tadpole!  I took him home. He invited me upstairs  to freshen up. I had been in the heat for awhile and walking in not so appropriate foot wear.

I was in his bathroom and got a good look at myself  and thought I could see how someone may mistake me for a hooker. He was nice after the confusion and helped me get my car situation settled. I though why not fuck him. He was cute. So I walked out of his bathroom in just my hooker boots. He was, like “damn, but I thought you said you were not a hooker. I’m broke, even though you are wicked hot.” I assured him I did not want his money. I had my own. I just wanted to show my thanks for helping me out. I fell to my knees and started sucking this beautiful young cock like I was a pro. Hell, I bet I sucked it better than a hooker because I wanted to suck it. He had a nice cock too. I started rubbing my clit as I took him inch by inch down my throat. He had never witnessed a woman touch herself in front of him before. I had a lot to show this young one. And I did. I taught him how to eat pussy. I taught him how to fuck me in the ass and I let him titty fuck me. He was rather obsessed with my boobs so I let him fuck those too. When he came,  he shot his load all over my huge tits. And I let him watch as I savored every drop of his cum off my boobs. That shit is yummy.

As I was leaving, he said I should be a pro because I was hotter than any hooker he ever saw. He insisted I would make a ton of cash. I let him know that I never wanna take money for sex. Not cuz I am a prude or anything, but because I never want to think of fucking as a job. I informed him I fuck for pleasure and whom I fuck is not dictated by how much money I need, just by how much cock I need! He kissed me goodbye, and I got back on the road, happy to be mistaken for a whore.

Phone Sex Fetish with Sheila: Teddy Bear Love

I came home early today from the spa. I heard a strange noise from my bedroom. At first I was scared, but then I saw my step son’s keys on the table and thought he is just jerking off to a pair of my panties.  He has done that ever since I married his father. I love to watch him jack his big thick cock. So hot to watch a man be the  master of his domain. I strip naked to go join him. Figure we could get off together. I sneak in the bedroom as to not interrupt him and ruin his orgasm. But, he was not jacking off; he was fucking. And not another woman. Not even a guy. I was in shock at what I saw. He was fucking the big blue teddy bear my hubby won for me at the State Fair a few years ago. The bear was underneath him, and he was humping away and moaning and groaning like he does with me! No way a teddy bear feels better than me. My cunt has to feel better than an old ratty furry teddy bear? My ego took a blow. I slipped  out of the room undetected. He never heard my gasp.

So, I get on the Internet and I Google fucking teddy bears.  Much to my mortification, this is a fetish that afflicts many, male and female. It is called Ursusagalmatophilia. This is the sexual attraction to teddy bears. Now I have heard of furries. But this fetish is not that folks want to have sex with a person dressed as a bear, they want to actually fuck a teddy bear. Wow. I like to think I am open minded. I take it up the ass. I fuck my stepsons. I swallow cum. I take black cock. I do gangbangs. But fucking Teddy Ruxpin  is just creepy. But how do I handle this? Do I acknowledge that the guy I love to fuck the most has a strange fetish? Do I embrace it? Do I ignore it?

Well I decided to do what any horny housewife would do. I took some pics of me with teddy bears and texted him to come fuck me and my  little furry friends.  I mean, if I am being honest, I’d fuck Ted. Well when in Rome I guess. I figure why knock something you have never tried. I guess I WILL do anything for nice cock.

Exhibitionist Phone Sex with Cassandra:

  I have a daily gym routine. This body doesn’t stay slamming all on its own.  I usually just shower at the gym, then go meet my friends for happy hour.  Thursday was no different. Except for the fact that some stupid bitch stole my clothes in the locker room. And not only did she steal my clothes, but she took my keys and my cell phone. I had no way of getting someone to bring me clothes. And all the stuck up bitches in the locker room would not help me out. Guess they are jealous of my hot body. I thought for a moment of what I should do. Well, I was not sucking up to some uptight jealous soccer mom, that was for sure. So, I decided I would  try to get to the bar where my friends were meeting me. I mean, so public nudity is technically illegal; I do have a rocking body.  I stole a dirty towel out of the hamper, which barely covered me and dashed out the locker room, through the gym, and out the door. I only had a few blocks to go and one of my BFFs would take me home for more suitable clothing.

I start sprinting down the side walk, my big tits bouncing. I could hear people yelling sexual comments and staring at me. Suddenly, some little boy yanked my towel off as I sprinted by him. I sure did not see that one coming. Before I could stop and grab it back, he was in the car with his older brother getting high fived. I was now totally naked in downtown Louisville.  At happy hour during Thursday Night Live, which meant thousands of folks on Main St. My pals were meeting me at the Hard Rock Cafe which was still another 4 blocks. I sucked it up again and started jogging. This time, I kept my head held high and went a little slower, trying to embrace my shame. I saw fingers pointing, mouths gaping open, cell phones snapping pictures, and parents covering their offspring’s eyes.  But I had no choice.  I am comfortable in my skin, really. I know my body is hot and I do not feel  there is anything wrong with nudity. However, I heard someone yell  “Put some clothes on bitch before I call the cops.” Of course it was some  stupid cunt.

I’m not only hot, but smart. I ducked into a little candy store. Did my best damsel in distress  for the guy behind the counter. When that didn’t work, I sucked his cock and let him fuck me in the ass. Let this loser bend me over the counter and fuck my ass to help me. It was 60 seconds of  torture for me lol. I’m too hot for little pricks. Desperate times call for desperate measures. In exchange for my mercy fuck, he  gave me a bunch of candy. What the fuck? I need clothes or a phone, not candy. But, I’m resourceful. I  took the candy out of all the pretty pink cellophane wrapping and made a makeshift outfit. A pretty tiny one, but I was no longer butt naked. Now those stuck up bitches could shut the fuck up and let me get across downtown to meet my besties for a much needed cocktail. I may not have had much on, but I rocked my pink cellophane outfit. In fact, folks thought I was a rock star or something when I arrived at the Hard Rock Cafe. They were asking for my autograph and taking pics. And me and my friends drank for free that night. Or maybe they were just fans who caught my naked sprint down Main Street!

 

Rough Sex Phone Sex Naudia needs her holes filled

I love getting choked during sex. My current fuck buddy shoves me down hard so the skin on my knees gets carpet burn. Then he whips his dick out and slaps me in the face with it. He is so fucking rough with me, and my pussy loves it. I know because he sticks his hand between my legs and feels it water up like a thirsty hole. He loves to gloat and make fun of me, humiliating me over the fact that I am so turned on by his mistreatment.

Then he makes me lick his ass. It’s so degrading and upsets me a lot. But the fact that he cares about me enough to make me stretch my limits and challenge my fuck holes to see how much ramming and torture they can take? That means more than he will ever know.

I try to tell him every time we fuck how amazing he is, but he usually just sticks his dick down my throat to cut off my words. The sound of me choking on his meat stick just turns him on more! It’s really incredible how much he loves to use and abuse women. I wonder if any other men like it, too?

Rim Jobs Phone Sex: Lesbian Ass Play

Until a few months ago, I cringed at the thought of having a rim job.  But then I went to a lesbian wedding. My son was unavailable to be my date and my hubby was out of town, so I went stag. It was a lovely wedding, filled with hot chicks. I’ve been with women before. In threesomes and the occasional drunk girl on girl fun in college. But, this was the first time I was surrounded by nothing but hot pussy licking women. One of the bridesmaids was also stag so we kept each other company during the reception. I had one too many bottles of champagne and the next thing I know I am naked in bed with the hot lesbian bridesmaid. I was doggy style getting my pretty pussy licked by what appeared to be a professional carpet muncher.  This chick had mad skills. I think I came like 10 times on her face. I am about ready to collapse when her tongue goes in my ass.  Not accidentally either. She had her hands on my ass, cheeks spread wide, fucking my ass with her tongue. I started to squirm, but she yelled at me to relax. I was overwhelmed at first with feelings of disgust; like that can’t possibly taste good to her. But then, she slipped a few fingers up my cunt and probed that tongue of hers deeper into my glory hole and before I knew it, I was dripping pussy juice on the sheets. The combination of having your ass rimmed and fucked while your pussy is being fingered feels awesome. And to have a hot chick doing both to you, well that’s just bonus. I can’t believe I resisted rim jobs in the past. My ass taste yummy too. She kissed me after eating out my ass and I got even more wet. Thanks to the persistence of talented lesbian, I have a new addiction. Wanna rim my pretty ass?

Smoking Fetish Phone Sex with Carla: Sexy Smoke Rings

I hit on this dude in a biker bar last week. He caught my fancy because he could blow skull shaped puffs of cigarette  smoke. I love to smoke, but I can only blow cute sexy boring smoke rings. I asked him nicely how he did that. I was looking wicked hot that night. But he blew me off. Me? That was unacceptable. You do not reject a fine piece of ass like me.  When he went to the bathroom, I slipped a roofie in his beer. It hit quick too. I took him back to my loft; tied him up, and waited until he woke up.  I demanded he show me how to make sexy shapes  with cigarette smoke. Well, he was much more agreeable this time. Of course, he woke up with my cock in his mouth, tied up and a video camera in the corner filming him. I told him if he did not show me, he was going to be blackmailed into doing it. Of course he didn’t want his precious wife to know he was in a gay biker bar picking up cock or that he got it in the ass all night. So I had a little fun with his tight ass while he was all drugged up. Sue me.

He promised he would be a good boy, and show me how to make my smoking even hotter and even apologized for being a dick at the bar. After a few hours, I was making skull smoke rings and sucking his dick while puffing on a cig. I know I shouldn’t smoke, but damn it is so sexy and hot. Don’t tell me you don’t get wood in your pants when you see a tall goddess blowing smoke and looking all cool and aloof. You know you think, “I wonder what else she can blow that well?”

 

Gang Bang Phone Sex with Glenda: Good Will Humping

I’ve never been to college, but this past year I have been thinking about returning to school. You are never too old right? Well, I saw something on the History Channel about ancient bodies being dug up and studied for clues to our past. I told a friend of mine I think archeology would be a good and fun major. I asked him where the best college for archeology was and he did some research for me and said, hands down, Harvard. At first, I was rethinking my decision. Harvard is a real smarty school. No way I could get in. But my friend said you never know what a department is looking for, so why not at least plan a visit and find out? We did just that. We road tripped to Cambridge, MA.

When I got there , I got a tour of the whole campus. I don’t think Harvard has seen anyone like me before. Maybe it was the way I was dressed or my big beautiful curves. IDK. But all eyes were on me. I loved it.  After that tour, I got to meet the department head of the Archeology Department. He was hot in that nerdy older man way. I kept thinking Indiana Jones and my pussy got wet. He didn’t really make eye contact with me much though.  We talked for about an hour about why I was interested in Harvard and what the school had to offer me. Then a college geek showed up to show me the department and the museum. I got a behind the scenes look at some of the cool shit they do. But, again, all the students were staring at me. I finally asked my student host what was up. He stammered a bit and said well, “Your outfit is a bit nontraditional for Harvard, But I love it.”

After the tour of the campus museum, he took me back to the student office so I could meet all the other students in the department.  I was beginning to second guess myself; did I belong here? Then one Sheldon like geek came up to me and point blank said, “You are the hottest thing I have ever seen, but you don’t fit in.” I was a little perturbed, so I grabbed his crotch, and retorted, “I bet you’d like to fit in, wouldn’t you?” The poor guy creamed his pants right there in front of me and his fellow students. But no one was laughing. In fact they looked a little angry. Like how dare I humiliate their colleague. So, I thought fast, and flashed my big boobs and said, “Let’s have fun.”  Well that diffused them quickly. This big group of nerds needed to get laid, and they need a real woman to help them!

I started unzipping pants and hard cocks were flying out.  I got down on my knees and told them to line up for  the thrill of a lifetime. I can suck some cock. Hell, I sucked 12 hard young cocks. A few I am sure had never been sucked before. I was covered in cum. A total jizz junkie whore. You would have thought I was planning on majoring in cum. I was getting cleaned up, when one guy was like, “Wait, we aren’t done yet.” I didn’t think they had it in them, but what the hell, I might as well show these nerds a good time. I got up on one of the tables used for studying crap that’s been in the ground. I got on all fours so I could take a cock in my mouth, one in each hand, one in my pussy and one in my ass. We fucked for hours. I was cum drenched and my ass was gaping open.  A couple nerdy Harvard girls even came into the room and joined the fun.  I know that was the most fun ever had in that room! And, I may not be Harvard material, or even college material, but that doesn’t mean I don’t know how to make the grade! I just graduated cum a sum laude and enjoyed some hot geeky good will humping. Those Harvard geeks in the archeology department will never forget the day Glenda visited campus.