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Smoking Fetish Phone Sex with Carla: Sexy Smoke Rings

I hit on this dude in a biker bar last week. He caught my fancy because he could blow skull shaped puffs of cigarette  smoke. I love to smoke, but I can only blow cute sexy boring smoke rings. I asked him nicely how he did that. I was looking wicked hot that night. But he blew me off. Me? That was unacceptable. You do not reject a fine piece of ass like me.  When he went to the bathroom, I slipped a roofie in his beer. It hit quick too. I took him back to my loft; tied him up, and waited until he woke up.  I demanded he show me how to make sexy shapes  with cigarette smoke. Well, he was much more agreeable this time. Of course, he woke up with my cock in his mouth, tied up and a video camera in the corner filming him. I told him if he did not show me, he was going to be blackmailed into doing it. Of course he didn’t want his precious wife to know he was in a gay biker bar picking up cock or that he got it in the ass all night. So I had a little fun with his tight ass while he was all drugged up. Sue me.

He promised he would be a good boy, and show me how to make my smoking even hotter and even apologized for being a dick at the bar. After a few hours, I was making skull smoke rings and sucking his dick while puffing on a cig. I know I shouldn’t smoke, but damn it is so sexy and hot. Don’t tell me you don’t get wood in your pants when you see a tall goddess blowing smoke and looking all cool and aloof. You know you think, “I wonder what else she can blow that well?”

 

Gang Bang Phone Sex with Glenda: Good Will Humping

I’ve never been to college, but this past year I have been thinking about returning to school. You are never too old right? Well, I saw something on the History Channel about ancient bodies being dug up and studied for clues to our past. I told a friend of mine I think archeology would be a good and fun major. I asked him where the best college for archeology was and he did some research for me and said, hands down, Harvard. At first, I was rethinking my decision. Harvard is a real smarty school. No way I could get in. But my friend said you never know what a department is looking for, so why not at least plan a visit and find out? We did just that. We road tripped to Cambridge, MA.

When I got there , I got a tour of the whole campus. I don’t think Harvard has seen anyone like me before. Maybe it was the way I was dressed or my big beautiful curves. IDK. But all eyes were on me. I loved it.  After that tour, I got to meet the department head of the Archeology Department. He was hot in that nerdy older man way. I kept thinking Indiana Jones and my pussy got wet. He didn’t really make eye contact with me much though.  We talked for about an hour about why I was interested in Harvard and what the school had to offer me. Then a college geek showed up to show me the department and the museum. I got a behind the scenes look at some of the cool shit they do. But, again, all the students were staring at me. I finally asked my student host what was up. He stammered a bit and said well, “Your outfit is a bit nontraditional for Harvard, But I love it.”

After the tour of the campus museum, he took me back to the student office so I could meet all the other students in the department.  I was beginning to second guess myself; did I belong here? Then one Sheldon like geek came up to me and point blank said, “You are the hottest thing I have ever seen, but you don’t fit in.” I was a little perturbed, so I grabbed his crotch, and retorted, “I bet you’d like to fit in, wouldn’t you?” The poor guy creamed his pants right there in front of me and his fellow students. But no one was laughing. In fact they looked a little angry. Like how dare I humiliate their colleague. So, I thought fast, and flashed my big boobs and said, “Let’s have fun.”  Well that diffused them quickly. This big group of nerds needed to get laid, and they need a real woman to help them!

I started unzipping pants and hard cocks were flying out.  I got down on my knees and told them to line up for  the thrill of a lifetime. I can suck some cock. Hell, I sucked 12 hard young cocks. A few I am sure had never been sucked before. I was covered in cum. A total jizz junkie whore. You would have thought I was planning on majoring in cum. I was getting cleaned up, when one guy was like, “Wait, we aren’t done yet.” I didn’t think they had it in them, but what the hell, I might as well show these nerds a good time. I got up on one of the tables used for studying crap that’s been in the ground. I got on all fours so I could take a cock in my mouth, one in each hand, one in my pussy and one in my ass. We fucked for hours. I was cum drenched and my ass was gaping open.  A couple nerdy Harvard girls even came into the room and joined the fun.  I know that was the most fun ever had in that room! And, I may not be Harvard material, or even college material, but that doesn’t mean I don’t know how to make the grade! I just graduated cum a sum laude and enjoyed some hot geeky good will humping. Those Harvard geeks in the archeology department will never forget the day Glenda visited campus.

 

Shemale Phone Sex with Carla: Purple Passion

So, I was at the country club pool today sporting my favorite purple bikini when a handsome dude asked me if I was a model. I was sure it was some sort of line. It is not exactly original. Then he produced a business card. But, I was still skeptical. He said he worked with Purple Passion Productions, a small independent modeling agency that specialized in special girls. He knew I was not all woman. Guess the bulge in my purple bikini is hard to hide. Especially with all this eye candy around.  He said he was filming a movie I would be perfect for and invited me to his studio. When I arrived I was excited to see the whole interior in purple, my favorite color.

I was still in my purple bikini so I blended in perfectly. He said we just had to do a few test scenes first to see how the camera liked me. I still knew this was likely a scam, but I was horny as fuck and he was very hot.  We took a few pictures in my purple bikini, then of us together. Have to say we make a hot looking couple. Then we started making out and I could feel his bulge. Felt like he had a purple people eater in his pants!!!! I unleashed that monster, and immediately started sucking it. I am a very oral girl. He filmed me worshiping his cock and his cum shooting all over my face.  And when we played it back, we were both so turned on again, we started fucking. My little purple bikini bottoms came right off, and my hard cock went straight in his ass. He bounced up and down my cock for hours, in every conceivable position while the camera rolled on. He was uncircumcised and at first I was like what do I do, but trust me, when it’s hard, and the head is all purple and throbbing, everything takes care of itself.

Regardless if I ever hear from him again. I have a nice hot video and so does he of us sucking and fucking. And I now know I have the  body and skills designed for porn. So if Purple Passion Productions is just a bogus scam to lure hot trannies to his place, at least I got fucked good on a Wednesday afternoon.

Mad at the bestie.

 

 

I decided since my best friend wanted to go out with a guy that I liked, that I would make her mad and do the one thing she has always asked me to not do. I fucked her brother. I made sure to record it, just so she could watch it when she got home. She liked watching me have sex, sometimes she even joined. I asked her if he ever asked her out to do NOT do it. That I wanted to fuck him so bad. But she did it anyways. What did she ask me to do? NOT to ever mess around with her brother. Well, sorry. He fucked me so good. He pounded my pussy for hours. That was one of the best sexual experiences I have ever had. I loved the way he said my name when I rode his cock and let my tits bounce in his face. I loved the way he held me down and fucked me from behind. Even the way he stretched my ass open and made me scream. I came so many times. I don’t care what she says. That will not be the last time I fuck him. She is still mad at me. She can have the guy I wanted to fuck, because her brother’s dick is what I crave the most right now. Mmmmm, we’re going to set up another day to play. If she’s around she’ll just have to watch. There is no way I am going to stop letting him pound my fuckbox.

 

Ho Down at the Bar

I am wearing that little black leather mini skirt with matching leather corset. A pair of lace thong panties underneath. I push you down on the couch and straddle you.  I tell you to undo my corset and suck on my titties.  You do of course, you want this, and you want to be my little sissy fagot.  I rub the now growing bulge under my skirt against your ever growing cock. I hold your head hard against my titties.  I grab your hand and shove it under my skirt.  You try to draw back.  I release my cock from the confines of my lace panties.  The head already wet with pre-cum.  I grab your hand again,”Fucking stroke my cock, you know why I am here!” I command you.  With a moan you grab the head of my cock and begin pumping it.  “Yes that’s it sissy, pump that cock!” I moan.  I begin to fuck your hand, fuck this isn’t enough. I stand up where my cock meets perfectly with your sissy mouth. You know exactly what to do.  You take my cock into your mouth, taking deep down your throat.  I hold it there choking you. You flail against my body, I then begin pumping in and out of that sissy mouth.  I pull out, flip you over, tear your pants off, spit on my cock.  Just then you scream for me fuck your sissy asshole. I thrust forward and fill your asshole full of my big dick. I grab the back of your hair and ride you. I reach around to grab your cock and I begin working your cock with my hand. Your moaning so fucking load a neighbor knocks on the door.  You tell me to be quiet it’s the black guy from down the hall. I smile and yell for him to come in. He just smiles and says,” I always knew your liked cock. Hmm what about this one?” He pulls out his big ass cock and starts fucking your mouth.  He’s ramming his cock in your mouth so hard his balls are just bounding off your face.  I’m still pumping hard in your ass then I shoot a load deep into your sissy ass.  Your neighbor takes his big black cock out of your mouth and takes my place fucking your sissy faggot asshole.  I get under you and have you slip your cock into my tight pussy.  Fuck I can feel him thrusting in you.  Soon you are both picking up your pace fucking harder and harder balls bouncing everywhere.  Then he screams at you,”Take my cum you little sissy fucker!” Then he buries his cock deep in your ass and let’s jet after jet of cum fill you sissy fucker asshole.  Just when he cums and so do you.  It turned you on so much to have some big black cock up your ass.  We simply leave you thoroughly used on your couch, cum leaking from your asshole.

My Uncle Gave Me A Nice Surprise!!

I’ve been a very good girl.  My dirty old uncle decided it was time to bring someone else into the bedroom with us. I was in a little bit of nervousness and a lot of excitement. You could feel my sweet cunny and tell I was excited.  I could feel my panties getting soaked with the thought of someone else coming to play with us. My uncle walked us into a dimly lit room and told me to strip and climb up on the bed. I got in my hands and knees to allow access to whichever of my tiny tight holes either of you wanted. The older man said he wanted to taste my teen juices and decided it’d be better for us to sixty-nine.

 I let you climb on the bed next to me and then I straddled your face and took your big dick in my little mouth. Does my kitty taste good? I felt the bed sink a little as my uncle climbed on the bed and grabbed my hips. I looked back and smiled because I knew he was positioning himself to enter my tight butt hole. As he’s pounded my tight hole and you’re licking all my young juices, I look over into the corner of the room and see a shadow. A mouth full of cock and my young ass being pounded deep, I try to make out what I am seeing. The figure steps forward and I see it is my daddy. It’s like my juices start flowing even more with excitement. Oh how I hope my daddy liked what he was watching. Do you like watching us Daddy? Wont you come play with us? I’m waiting for you.

 

 

Tasting the Rainbow

My friends and I decided to attend the Pride parade in our local town; but, we decided to make it more exciting by dressing up. I chose to dress as a male drag queen; and, I wore a dildo just for fun. When we arrived, a gay guy with purple eyelashes and tight shorts approached me. “C’mon, honey, our float is ready!” I laughed but my friends pushed me to follow him. They helped me climb on top of the float, which was tricky with my 7” stilettos and flowing gown. Someone complimented me on my ‘tucking’ abilities and I smiled, waved my hand, and told them that I’d share my trick later. We waved to the crowd and threw out candy, condoms, and cheap plastic jewelry. I felt like a celebrity!
When we got off the float, the same cute guy who had brought me to the float told me to follow him. We went behind one of the large buildings and he pushed me up against the wall. He was lifting up my gown and groping my dildo. I moved away, afraid that he’d figure out it was just a toy. “Oh, you like it the other way, huh?” He bent over and exposed his cute little ass to me; I looked around and didn’t see anyone in the alley, so I pulled out the dildo and tried to shield it with my dress. I spit on the tip of the toy and pressed it between his ass cheeks. He grabbed at a box that was in front of him as I began rocking my hips, pushing further inside of him. He moaned, “Oh, yes, doll. Fuck your little fag.” I was so turned on that the friction from the dildo was going to make me cum. I grabbed his hips and pushed him harder against me until he and I both came. He exhaled, turned around, and said, “Thank you, doll. I will definitely see you around.” He blew me a kiss and left while I tried to absorb what had happened. My friends weren’t going to believe this!

Roleplay Phone Sex with BBW Glenda: Naughty Nurse

Roleplay phone sex I find very hot because it allows me to be creative with my naughty fantasies. I recently had the chance to do a live roleplay of one of my longtime fantasies with a well endowed friend of mine. I told him I always wanted to be a naughty nurse giving a patient a very special exam. Turns out he always fantasized about a hot, voluptuous nurse giving him a prostate exam. And, he could make our roleplay even hotter and more realistic because he had access to his brother’s exam room who is a neurologist. I put on my naughty nurse outfit for him and when we got to the office we went into our characters. He waited outside in the waiting room, and I came out and asked for “Mr. Nowlan.” He came into the room with me and I asked him to undress and slip into a gown and leave the back open. He went behind the partition as instructed, but began to talk all nervous like. “Are you sure this okay? I’ve never had a prostate exam from a nurse before. What if I get hard? I mean you are really beautiful,” he said. I explained getting hard was a natural reaction to having a finger in your rectum. And, I added, the male G-spot is actually in the ass, which is why so many men, gay and straight, enjoy anal sex. He emerges from behind the curtain with a sheepish grin and an obvious hard on. He apologizes profusely, but I can’t take my eyes off of the gown because he is so hard and so huge. I tell him not to worry; I am a professional and have seen lots of guys get hard. Truth be told though, I’m wet and all worked up because his cock is so big.

I instruct him to bend over the table, spread his legs slightly and relax. I press my body up against him from behind, my nipples erect. I then slide a finger up his rectum. I hear him gasp, and I whisper in his ear, “It’s okay, this is just procedure.” He turns around and I push him on to the table and begin stroking his cock. I say, I need a semen sample for the lab. I begin milking his cock. At first I am using my hands, then my tits, and then finally I slide a finger back up his ass to get him to cum. I assure him this is just the lengths some nurse are willing to go for special patients. I tell him it I need to make sure his penis is in working order, so I fall to my knees and begin to suck it. I say, if it’s a great healthy penis, it will be able to ejaculate a second time and will taste a certain way. He tries to grab my breasts, which are now exposed, but I explain my lack of clothing is just to facilitate a nice visual to help him ejaculate but that this exam was about him, not me. I milk a second sample out of him and tell him he appears to be in tip top shape with a very well working penis.

By this time, my cunt was dripping down my thigh from such a hot naughty roleplay. My friend was also wicked horny and he had already cum twice. We fucked like rabbits for a couple hours in his brother’s exam room. I love all kinds of roleplays. I am a creative phone whore, so whatever your hot roleplay scenario, I promise you creativity, enthusiasm and a wet pussy.

Window Shopping

It has been a long time since I was in the market for a new car and things are done a lot different now then they were last time I was in the market. The shopping around and test driving is so much fun. I have driven everything from conservative, economical models to fancy high priced sports cars in the last week. I now understand what it means when they say a man likes his toys. The sexual surge that runs through my loins when I am driving one of those sports cars is almost more then I can stand. Three times this week the sales man has let me bring a car home over night and each time I went out and picked up a one night stand to fuck in the back seat just to be naughty. Tomorrow I am going to buy the car I have picked out, a cute little VW Bug convertible in a pretty pink. I think it screams Zetta! And I know exactly where I am going when I pick it up and who is going to help me break her in. Oh glory!

Humiliation Phone Sex with Carla: Sweet Revenge Porn

Last week, I picked up this hot young guy at a local club. He was buying me drinks, dirty dancing with me, even kissing me on the dance floor. I invited him back to my loft to continue the party after the club closed. We were getting hot and heavy, when he feels my throbbing big cock through my little dress. He totally freaks out. Starts calling me a fag, even tried to hit me. No fucking way he didn’t know. My cock was throbbing the whole time we were grinding against each other at the club. He knew. Well I kicked his loser ass out of my place and hatched my revenge plan. No one calls me a fag.

My bestie is wicked hot and all girl. When I told her what this little prick Jim did to me, she got livid also. So the plotting began. We stalked him on his way home from work. He lives close to where he works, so he walks. My bestie dressed all hot and slutty, runs into him “accidentally” coming out of Starbucks. She apologizes profusely for spilling her latte and insists on him coming back to her pad around the corner so she can clean his shirt. She is hot; he is male; of course he would fall for it. They come around the corner, and there I am; waiting for his loser ass. Nice kick in the balls and he falls to his knees. Shelly puts pantyhose on his face to stifle his screams. Then the fun begins while she snaps pictures. See folks this is called revenge porn with a twist. Normally it’s scorned men posting naked pictures of the girl that dumped them on the Internet. I have too much respect for women to violate their privacy like that or shame them. But this fucking loser; I wanna shame the hell out of him. He won’t ever call anyone a fag again. And no girl will touch him again.

I made Jim suck my cock. I fucked him in the ass in every conceivable position. I made him say things like “I’m a cock loving fag,” and “a dirty little cum dump.” I soooo enjoyed humiliating him. Payback is a bitch Jim. Now everyone will know you too like cock. Your loser pecker was erect the entire time I fucked your pansy ass. Yes Jim, that makes you a fag too. Maybe now you will learn how to treat a lady; learn some fucking respect; understand that there is NOTHING wrong with liking cock in your ass. I never thought I’d be the type to post revenge porn, but then again, no tool ever called me a fag before.

Maybe we can exchange stories about our exes and plot our revenge. It is true, revenge is so sweet! I never felt better. What cums around, goes around baby.