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Happy World Vegetarian Day with Big Black Cock Phone Sex: Cruelty Free Dark Meat

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adult phone chatI lucked out today too because Jerome gave me a really nice tossed salad with a special creamy cucumber dressing filled with protein to do this vegetarian body good. It is a myth that vegetarians don’t get enough protein. I get cups full daily. Jerome rimmed my ass so good you could have peeled me off the ceiling. Got me good and ready for that cucumber of his. Shoved it right up my ass, exploded his special veggie sauce inside of me, which I shit out and drank up. Only thing harmed today was my anal cavity. An almost foot long veggie dog probed my back door better than any proctologist ever could.

phone sexI played with my vegan dark meat all day. I have 3 very veggie friendly holes. Consider this a PSA about vegetarianism. You can get all the dark meat you want, enough protein for an army, play with your food and not ever harm a single furry creature. Big black cock, the preferred vegan meat of slut wife vegetarians.

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Yesterday he decided that he wanted something different. He ties me to the bed so that I was completely at his mercy.
He sucks my cock until it is rock hard and then he mounts me. Shoving my dick balls deep in that sweet ass of his. He rides me hard and fast and I can’t help exploding deep in his ass. He squeezes his ass tight milking every drop of my cum into his ass.
Smiling at me he puts his ass on my face and orders me to lick and suck his ass clean. I stick my tongue deep into his ass just as he has ordered me too. All of my cum leaks into my mouth and I swallow every drop.
Still tied to the bed, he gets between my legs and opens my waiting ass and rams his cock into me. Taking me just the way he wants to, cumming deep inside me.

Anal Phone Sex Whore Anthem: Baby Got Back

anal phone sexYou know what an anal phone sex whore’s anthem is? “Baby Got Back,” by Sir Mix A Lot. All the young girls with big beautiful booties think that twit Nicki Minaj in her song “Anaconda” coined the lyrics ” My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun.” Nicki Minaji wishes she was that lyrical. Those lyrics were penned by the ass master Sir Mix A Lot. “Baby Got Back,” always puts this anal slut in a freaky ass mood, literally. This morning, I had my jam on doing yard work. I was twerking my big ass in my way too small bikini hoping to get the attention of some anacondas!

HOT ASS SEXMy big bouncy booty got a lot of attention too. Old, young, black, white…wanted to tap my ass. Lucky for them, I want to “fuck till the break of dawn.” I love that men appreciate a round thing in their face. My neighbor boy and some of his friends were the first ones in my yard wanting a triple X throw down. I gave them a hot show too. Took those bikini bottoms off that my ass was eating and showed them my buns. Let the water from the hose cascade down my ample cheeks. Red beans and rice haven’t missed me!

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phone sexWith little peckers brought back to life, we got freakier. I took two boy cocks to each fuck hole. Got my swirl on too; some of those baby dicks were future anacondas of the world. Soon I had boy batter oozing out of my ass, cunt and pussy. Do you like hot ass sex? Need a freak in the bedroom who gives up the booty? My buns are hungry hun! “Dial 1-900 MIXALOT and kick those nasty thoughts.” Or better yet, just call me and tap this big fat ass.

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Daddy Rocks These Big Tits

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This dude who called me this morning, begging for me to put my beautiful cock in his mouth almost bit it off. We had to have a little cocksucking phone sex lesson. No teeth ever. Use your tongue. Lick up and down my shaft. Trace the ridge of my throbbing head with your tongue. Find the groove under the head and press your tongue there. And don’t forget to lick and suck my nuts. Bonus for licking my asshole, especially the taint. Use your hands. Hands free is for tiny dicks, which I don’t have. You will need both hands to wrap around my swollen shaft while bobbing up and down my cock. Firm grip. I’m thick and long so you need to hold on tight.

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incest phone sexIncest phone sex comes naturally to me because I am a p mommy. I have been engaged in some sort of sexual activity with my two young sons since before they could speak in sentences. They are a tad older now and mommy’s little mother fuckers. I love that whenever I am horny, I can molest them. They are always willing to fuck their hot mommy. Their little peckers get so hard for me. They may cum quickly, but they get right back up again with little down time. That is one of the best things about boy dick. Age appropriate men cannot get hard again fast enough for my needs.

My boys each have smart phones so we can text naughty pics back and forth. The other day, my oldest son did not respond as quickly as he always does and when I called him, it went to his voicemail. I got concerned and used the parental spyware program to highjack his phone. I just wanted to see where he was and who he was with; make sure he was okay. According to his web search history, he had been looking at a UK adult phone sex directory. He knows what mommy does for a living, they both do. They think it is hot that mommy is a phone sex mommy helping other men have incest sex with their mommies and telling stories about our own family fucking. I was angry. If my son wanted to have phone sex, he knows I will talk dirty to him for free! It was like he was calling the competition. Then I got worried he was talking to some other mommy and I got jealous.

Uk adult phone sex directoryWhen he showed back up at home, I confronted him. Even at his young age, he knows how to deflect. He fell to his knees and started eating my pussy. My mommy juices were coating his face. Then he did something he has never done before. He tossed mommy’s salad. He slid his little tongue right in my asshole and made me squirm. “I didn’t cheat on you mommy. I promise,” he said. “I just wanted to learn something new to please you and I hear you on the phone all the time talking about your butt.” I almost cried. He knows his mommy does a lot of anal phone sex calls, but didn’t fully understand what it meant. He called a UK company for tips because they advertised really cheap rates. Poor boy didn’t realize there would be a huge connection fee and different rate of exchange. He use his gift card I gave him for downloading X Box shit.

I felt like the luckiest mommy in the world. Not only do I have the best little mother fuckers, but they care about pleasing me. No one will ever love me as much as my boys.

Whore in the Kitchen….

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You know that saying that every man wants a woman who can cook like a chef, be a lady in public, and a whore in the bedroom?  I’ve decided that my way is best. I will be a whore in the kitchen. No man can resist my kitchen skills. Who wants boring in the kitchen? Fuck me on the table. Feed me my favorite dessert…creampie. Mmmmmm, hot, creamy, and delicious, served on a bald pussy plate. Invite some guests over for a feast.

Before I do massage, I work for very nice man. He like me to serve ass to mouth. His favorite dish was my sweet ass with his face buried in it, or sometimes he would serve me starfish dinner. He like it when I lick it clean. All men love good tongue fuck from hot girl. He would feed me so much cum.

Another client like CBT served in the kitchen. So many fun things to use to torture. Wooden spoons, knives, potato peeler, meat tenderizer tool can all be used to cause much pain. Once I threaten to use hand mixer on his balls. I like the way he gasp, eyes widen, when I turn on high and bring close to nutsac. So much fun to hurt and make pain. Maybe I cut cock off and bake in oven.

You want kitchen fun from Asian girl with sweet, young voice? I have many fantasies to play in kitchen. My English is not perfect but I know how to please a man. I have very special menu planned for you. Would you like to make a reservation for my VIP service?