Category: Phone Sex

Epiphany On The Ocean

I spent a wonderfully relaxing weekend on the ocean. It is amazing how the ocean air can clear your mind and help you think more clearly. Looking at the pictures I took over the weekend, I have had an epiphany. My friends ask me frequently if I ever plan on having brats. I have never felt the need to have a baby. I mean look at this body, it is perfect in every way. And I have so much fun enjoying life and the attention of men. I realized that having brats for me has to be a choice in the finest mate for such an undertaking. I mean it is no different then keeping blood lines pure in animals like racing horses. I would need to find the perfect man, with compatible genes to mine. Well breed and educated. A handsome and intelligent specimen. I have decided that I am and will be a breeder. Breeding is something that must be researched before you choose the one that will be lucky enough to plant the seed and create the ultimate offspring. Do you think I am crazy for thinking this way? I am, after all a sophisticated woman who has a deep understanding of herself, where she is in life and where she wants to go in her future. My friends say breeding sounds so sterile and in humane, but I say it makes perfect sense. I am the ultimate mate in the breeding arena, intelligent, great blood line and very capable of producing superior off spring to carry on my legacy. Do you think you have what it takes to breed with me? If you do, why? What do you have that the others don’t? I would love to know.

I want to be your bukkake whore daddy!

I planned something extra special for you today daddy.  I know all your buddies are over to watch football and I figured I would be the halftime party.  As soon as halftime begins I climb up on the coffee table and open my mouth wide waiting on all of you to whip out your dicks and jackoff on me.  I love seeing all those cocks pointing right at me… *giggles*

My hands and mouth gripping them and sucking and jacking and coaxing them to give me all of that ooey gooey cum.  I want it all over me, in my hair, face, tits and especially my mouth.  Feed me please!  I have been waiting all day to be your bukkake whore!


Happy Thanksgiving Day Baby!

Happy Thanksgiving Day to you, sexy! Muah! I am so very thankful that I have you in my life. You complete me and my wet pussy. It was such a turn on that you sneaked into the bathroom at your parent’s house, and bent me over the sink to give me a secret quickie. And, when you fingered me under the tablecloth during Thanksgiving dinner, that was so hot! It made me want to get under the table, and suck you until you fed me a cream pie desert. You make the holidays so much naughtier, with your nympho ways. I just loved how to kept grabbing me butt, and pressing you cock up against it, without anyone seeing just what you were doing to me. Lol! You get me so horny. 😉 Just the thought of you doing that to me in front of our family, without them having a clue, just makes me want to swallow all of you. I can’t wait til Christmas time! 😉

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Things You Can Get Away With Saying At Thanksgiving

From your favorite large and lovely BBW….

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It’s Cool Whip time!
4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
5. Whew, that’s one terrific spread!
6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
10. Don’t play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!
18. That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it’s ready?

And remember baby, it is always better to have more gobble gobble and less stuffing on Thanksgiving!

It’s a Fuck Feast

It is time for the annual feast of the Kings. This year I will play the turkey. I’ll bend over and you gobble bitch!
The Queens are getting together a special treat for our feast this year. Deserts will be on us, literally. We are going to pose in the form of tables and the desert display will be set up on us.
Wouldn’t you make room, even if stuffed to the gills, to eat your favorite pumpkin pie off my ass as it is perched high in the air? Or perhaps you prefer pudding served on plump tits, nipples hard and peeking threw the center of the bowl? It is going to be perfect for the Kings that have a food fetish. And perfect for those of us that love gang bangs!
I have a feeling that desert is going to turn in to so much more then sweets that were baked. What better way to work off the calories of the day and pass out then to have a great big fuck feast at the end of the day? Wouldn’t you love to join us for desert?

Want some CUMpany?

 

So the holidays are here. Whoopee doo! Who give a FUCK?! That doesn’t stop you from getting FUCKING hard. Now does it? *(seductive laugh)* You and I hope know that you would rather get the family visiting / stuffing your gut full of food over with quickly so that way you can leave in a hurry to get to my big FUCKING hard cock in your mouth. You are thinking that you are thankful for all the cum I am going to giving your mouth and up your pumpkin pie. You know I have the best desert for you that no pecan pie will do for you nut craving. *(seductive wink)* I know how thankful you really are to have found me for all of your sexy thoughts of my cock. Especially when we meet some where public and no one know what I am packing in my satin panties. *(sexy laughing)* That’s fine with me and I have no problems playing the part of your dirty FUCKING secrets! *( blow you a kiss)*

Thank you Larry for sharing me with other cocks

Oh Larry, that call really gets me horny for you every time you call me. Thank you so much for being a freak nasty. Our calls are just too hot not to share so this is for you. You are so cool for being apart of me getting dick down in front of your by a big 12 inch hard cock. Watching you suck on my clit at the same time getting slammed deep with that monster cock, just really set me over the edge to squirt in your mouth while your lips were suctioning around my entire clit while that big dick was pounding me. I know when that happened you were stroking off faster when you were swallowing my pussy juices. Shorty after I had that mind blowing orgasm, that guy shot his load deep inside of my tight pink pussy hole. When he pulled out of me, I instantly got up and sat right down on your face. I started to grind my cum filled dumpster into your mouth while you licked and sucked that guys entire load out of me. Thank you Larry for being my cum rag.

So Flexible

For a mommy I am so flexible. I love this position because you can bury your big, hard cock deep in my hot, wet cunt. And best of all you can be my dog in a tub, shoving your huge balls deep in my ass when you shoot your load. I really love to having balls shoved up my ass baby.

As much as I love fucking little ones and watching you fuck little ones for me, every once in a while I need a real man that can give me what they can’t.  Being a P mommy sometimes means I need you to fuck me and help me show them new and interesting things. I can’t teach them everything myself. Won’t you come over and help me teach the young ones all about some of the really fun fetishes we know? Maybe you could dress like a baby for me. Would you wear a diaper and breast feed for me while we show them how big people like to have good old family fun?

booty fun

Hey there! 🙂 Have you ever had an itchy booty hole that made you feel like you wanted to stick your hand inside to scratch it ? ^giggles^ Well yes, I have. My mommy told me it was nasty to dig into your booty but one day my booty itch and I just could not leave it alone. ^giggles^ So I first started out sticking my fingers in my panty to my damp booty hole and rubbed it really good. It felt so good that it slipped right in. ^giggles^ 😛 I was surprised that my stink hole was that open so I got curious and place all of my hand in there. Oh yay! That was feeling really good in there that I could feel how gooey I was making myself. Now I don’t think Mommy knows what she is missing out on because it feel great. ^giggles^ 😉

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sitting on the baby

So we all heard of the word “babysitting” and I think I know they came up with that name. *giggles* I say that only because of what happened a few nights ago this little, cutie. He is still learning how to go pee pee in the potty so that is why I am there to take care of him while his parents are away for the night. Well, that little guy still drinks from the bottle but his parents forgot to leave me some milk for him. Oh no baby, don’t cry! I just couldn’t get him to stop his boo-hooing since there was nothing for him to suck on while he drank. So I had an idea and I hope this will work. I laid him down on the sofa and took off my pants as well as my panty. Then I started to squat down on to his mouthing lips in between my legs right up to my cunny lips. Placing my fingers on my cunny slit to spread wide to show him my little kitty nub, quickly started sucking on it. It was feeling amazing until I realized I had to go pee pee. I tried to get up but he wouldn’t let me. So I just started to pee slowly and he love it so much that he drank every last drop. That was just so much fun and now I understand why it’s important to sit on the baby. *giggles* Now I get where they came up with the name “babysitting” and why I make the best babysitter ever. I love babysitting! 😉 *giggles*