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Hollywood Heat


I was invited to a Hollywood party last night at this huge beach house. My friend Alesta said this will be way cool, we have to go. The party thrower sent us a limo with a fully stocked bar, so we drank our way there. We pulled up at the house and got out of the limo to see porn star Anita dark walk in the house with two other girls. With wonder we walked in to find Charlie Sheen talking to Alyssa Milano talking about tv projects in their underwear. We then turned and saw Pam Anderson naked, making out with Tommy Lee on a couch. We just looked at each other and said OMG it’s a Hollywood sex festival.

Miley Cyrus was getting fucked by two guys on a pool table and I saw my friend walk away with pro wrestler the Miz. I then felt some one tap me on my shoulder. To my surprise, it was Nicolas Cage. “It looks like your friend left you” he said “yeah” I answered. “she likes the sports guys”. Nick was wearing some cargo shorts and a t-shirt.  When he handed me a glass of red wine, and talked with me, I could tell he was checking me out the whole time as my nipples perked up. Nick made his move and said “would you like to join me in a bedroom?” I smiled, gave him a peck, and said yes. We looked in the first bedroom and saw Mandi Moore and Katy Perry having sex with this married couple. The husband was giving it to his wife while she was eating Mandi’s pussy, and Katy was flying solo.
We the snuck into the next bedroom where we saw Drew Berrymore watching porn, rubbing her body and reaching for a dildo. I said “oh we’re sorry” Drew smiled with naughty intentions and said “oh no come on in.” She slipped me out of my dress, began kissing me, and pulling me into the bed as Nick got undressed, and joined us.

Drew kissed me with passion as Nick rubbed my body all over. It felt so good, and soon I was stroking his hard on as Drew was licking and suckling at my nipples while grinding our love boxes together. I looked into Drew’s eyes and said I want to eat you. She giggled and said “mmmm” ok baby 69 me”. I got on top of her and lowered my pussy to her lips as Nick leaned back and watched. Oh wow this is awesome he said. I licked Drew’s pussy wildly as she did the same to mine as waves of lust hit us full force. I looked up and said you want some Nick? “ oh momma yes I do” he said. I turned around and offered my wet pussy to him. He teased my pussy lips a little and entered me from behind. As my mouth lapped up Drew’s pussy juices. Nick found a great pace and pushed into me deep. Drew slid up and held my ass open and slid a finger inside my rosebud. I moaned and shook with lust as the two stars worked me and an orgasm hit my sexy body so hard. Then Nick plopped me over and rammed his rod in me hard and deep as Drew slid the lubed dildo snug into my ass, sucked my tits and turned it on. Electric pulses went through my body and made me cum in minutes. Nick then pulled out and blew his load all over my body. As Nick left Drew and I kissed and exchanged phone numbers and we walked down the hallway hand in hand naked.

Back in My Day

 

Back in my day a woman knew how to take care of her man. Not this equality bull shit that goes on now. I mean women used to be rulers of their kingdom. Because they were rulers in their bedroom. A guy would do anything so he could fuck his own wife. And a woman could have anything she wanted. She could get out of any trouble she was in. And all she had to do was suck her husbands dick. Now women expect fair and equal time in the bedroom. She expects her man to get on his knees and lick her pussy. She demands so much attention and time, that her man doesn’t even want to be around her. I’m old enough to know better than that shit. I greet my man with sucking his dick. I lick his balls. I slide my tongue all the way back to his tight little asshole and lick that to. I let him suck on and play with my nipples. And I ride his dick like it’s a bronco needing to be broken. Then I get him an ice cold drink, tell him he’s the best I’ve ever been with. And that man is mine forever. I don’t have to ask him to lick my pussy. He will beg me to lick my pussy. I don’t have to demand he treat me better. Because he’ll treat me like a goddess. You see all these needy greedy little bitches out there. Don’t know how to take care of their man. A man just needs a little attention. He needs to feel special and wanted. You make a man feel like he’s wanted, and he will fuck you like he needs you. Because he can’t get that shit anywhere else.

 

Next Generation of Awesome!

 

I was out shopping today and I ran into Mike; an old friend of mine. Well, I should say an older lover of mine. He was much younger when I knew him. The boy across the street who loved peeking on me, and loved the MILF I was back then. I was his first lover and taught him everything I know! Today he was walking with his son. A strapping young man who looked so much like his dad did at his age! Mike introduced me and then got that knowing look in his eyes. He asked If I could use any help around my house. See Mikes son Dane was available if I needed him. Danes faces was shocked! I guess he couldn’t believe his dad just volunteered him. But of course we both knew why. Mike wanted me to make a man of his son. And of course I took him up on his offer. Dane was not to happy to help but he showed up on time. He wasn’t eager until I took off my robe and was standing in front of him in my little bra and panties. Then all the sudden he was MORE than happy to help. And the first thing he helped me with was taking off my bra. Then he helped me by sucking on my nipples. I could tell he didn’t know what he was doing but that is what I am for. I gently took his cock out and slide it into my mouth. I showed him how good it could feel when I sucked it. How I could swallow every inch. I let him shoot his load right in my mouth! Then I sucked on his balls till he was ready again. I couldn’t just let him leave without teaching him how good my pussy felt!!! But lessons like these take a long time to learn. And I expect he will be back quite a lot! I wonder if he will figure out how much his dad loves him!

Warm Fire and Hot Cock

All this cold weather has me thinking of warm fires and hot cock. I just cant get cock out of my thoughts. Even last night I had the best dream last night. I dreamed I had my tits wrapped around a young hard cock and he was pumping away. I got to lick and suck on that mushroom head until he blew all over my face. He gave me the best facial I have ever had. When I woke up I just had to find a young cock to taste. I didn’t have to look to far. I just put on a VERY sheer white top and went out to check my mail.  The boys next door couldn’t take their eyes off me. I picked out my favorite and motioned for him to follow me. And he was more than willing. I sat down in front of the fire and took off my shirt. I heard him gasp. Then I told him it was time to fuck my tits and he could BARELY get his cock out fast enough. I was pleasantly pleased by how long he took to cum on my face. And how fast he got ready for round two! A perfect cold weather day!

Is pussy lips one word or should I pull them apart for you?

The neighbor who cuts my yard asked me if I could help him with his English homework. He likes the way I help him remember everything. When He gets his problems right three times in a row.  I lick his cock. And He does love when I lick his cock. The more he gets right the more I lick. And the more I lick the more he is motivated to get more right. It is a win win for both of us. He learns so fast when I help him! He was having a problem with hyphenated words.  He was starting to pick it up, when I asked him a trick question. Is pussy lips one word or should I pull them apart for you? He was VERY quick to say I needed to pull them apart. And I did. I pulled them wide open. And he did what he does so well. He licked my pussy till I came all over his face! Mmmmm He is such a fast learner!

Teaching the important lessons

My Grandson spent the weekend with me! He is such a little hand full. I am always catching him staring at my nice big round tits. I even caught the little bugger sneaking into my bathroom while I was in the shower. And snapping pictures of me with my old Polaroid. Finally I had just had enough. Granny needed to teach him some manners. I pulled him into the bedroom and explained how young men need to show respect when out in public. And that you don’t PEEP on people. Then I taught him how the rules change when you get a lady in the bedroom. In the bedroom we want to be treated like WHORES.  Nasty dirty sluts! I taught him how to call granny a slut. Pull my hair. Fuck me harder! I even taught him how to spank that ass while he was fucking it! And let me tell you!  He is a super-fast learner! I believe it is important for a mature lady like myself to pass on my knowledge to the next generation.

Chrismas Wishes

 

I have always loved Christmas. But let’s face it. Christmas is all about the little ones. I go out of my way to make sure I spread some Christmas cheer. It is never been too hard for me to slip into a tiny skirt and a tight sweater and find some young meat to please.  This year I went down to the skateboard park. So many young men. Skating freely. Enjoying themselves. I walked around till I found the one I was looking for. He was a loner. Didn’t seem to have any friends. He looked sad. And he had holes in his shoes. He was the one I was going to pass some Christmas joy on to. I walked right up to him and asked him if he could help me. He was VERY eager. So nice and polite. I offered him 40 dollars if he could move some of my furniture around in the house. He was happy to help. And I was happy to help him. When I got him home and took off my top he was putty in my hands. He had a nice hard cock for granny Rose! And I did make sure he left with a smile on his face. A cock drained of cum. AND 40 bucks for Christmas. I feel like Santa Claus!

Fuck me Violent baby!

Sometimes a woman needs to be fucked. I mean really Fucked hard. I don’t want to be made love to.  I don’t want to be kissed and stroked gently.   I mean fucking rip my clothes off. Push me on the floor and shove your dick down my throat! Chock me with that fat cock of yours! Give it to me hard and fast! Make me cry! Then pick me up and throw me down on the bed. Give me some violent hard core FUCKING. I want you to move the fucking bed across the floor. I want to feel you fucking cock from my puss to my throat!  I don’t want to be able to walk for 3 days. I want you to BREAK this pussy! Pound me hard! Use me like a dirty fucking whore! Call me names while you are pulling my hair and bruising my cunt! Come on baby! I need it nasty. Fuck my cunt then flip me over! I want you to stretch my ass open for you! I want you to use every piece of me! Use me HARD! You know what I need!

 

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Christmas Cards

I love this time of year. When you get older like I am you get a little sentimental.   I like to remember all the years of great sex and fun I have had. You don’t get to be a nasty grandma like me with out having a ton of FUN! And it is time to reconnect with lost friends! I get to send out dirty Christmas cards and tell all my friends how I wished they were her to fuck me!  It never fails… I always get a few friends to show back up just to give me that good dick!  Last year it was Garry. I hadn’t seen him in 6 months. He moved to Texas. He rode all the way here to fuck me after then nasty story I sent him. He fucked me for 3 days so hard I couldn’t stand up for a week. I can still feel that big dick inside me!  I hope I have as much luck this year!

Proud to be a whore!

Cold weather is sweater weather. And let me tell you that sliding these big beautiful tits into a sweater gets a ton of interest. And Granny knows just what to do with all the horny guys who want to slide grannies sweater off and bury their face in my tits. And after you suck on these big beautiful tits. You can move down to granny’s hot wet pussy! But don’t you worry; Granny knows how to pay you back! I want to suck that big hard cock! Shove it down granny’s throat and get it super wet! Then give it to granny like I need. Shove that fat cock into my pussy and fuck me like you have always dreamed of. Granny can take it. I promise! Granny can take anything you can give me because I am a nasty dirty whore! The nastiest fucking whore you have ever met! I promise you that! I am Proud to be a whore!