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The Night Before Christmas

Phone sex‘Twas the night before Christmas and up at my place

My wet tight pussy was riding Santa’s sweet face!

His big balls were hanging so low and so tight

And his jolly thick cock was a nice yummy site!

As I licked and I sucked that hard candy cane

visions of sweet cum danced in my young whorish brain.

Then he bent me right over and slapped my firm ass

And started pounding my pussy so hard and so fast!

My naughty smooth pussy, once creamy and tight

had been stretched to the limit, having been fucked hard all night!

Then from that sweet candy cock there came such a splatter

That it flooded my pussy and filled it with batter.

My sloppy wet cunt began to twitch and to shake

as I returned the favor and squirted Santa’s sweet face!

He slurped and he sucked every sweet creamy drop

and I smiled and giggled while cleaning his cock!

Then he sprang from my bed and up the chimney he flew

with jolly happy balls, that were no longer blue!

But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight.

Shyla, you’re naughty

But you were a good slut tonight!

 

 

My Wet Bald Pussy Needed Stuffing

wet bald pussyMy wet bald pussy needed stuffing. I am alone with no family and no boyfriend. I just wanted some stuffing and some man gravy. I was at the strip club last night, but oddly enough it was pretty dead. Holidays are always slamming, so I am certain the lack of horny men buying VIP time with me had to do with Covid and not Thanksgiving. I was not ready to go home to an empty house when I left the club last night, so I went to the hotel bar next door. I was the belle of the ball. The bar was supposed to close early per the governor’s orders, but the bar owner was a rebel. He just dimmed the lights and locked us inside. There was me and maybe 8 other guys. Not a huge crowd. But enough men to make me not feel lonely. I had one too many Tequila shots and my slut side shined. It shined bright too. I started guzzling cock from a bar stool. The horny men lined up to skull fuck me. I swallowed cum and I swallowed a lot. In the moment, I joked about cum shots. Guys who could not wait, started cumming in shot glasses. Since I am a cum whore, I pounded back their cum shots. It was not a traditional Thanksgiving celebration, but I was not alone. Plus, I got the stuffing I wanted and all the man gravy I could handle.

Big Tit Photos: Give My Tits Some Gravy

big tit photosBig tit photos will compliment your Thanksgiving meal. I want your gravy all over my tits too. I would not mind a good stuffing either. I am usually with my family this time of year, but it is not safe to travel. Are you in the same boat? Bars are closed, so I cannot even go out with my girlfriends and have some drunken debauchery the night before a holiday. I can masturbate, however, and watch porn. I can flirt with my neighbors and sext with my married lovers. I can take nude selfies for blogs and to make my married lovers miss me more. And, I can have phone sex with you. So, although it appears that I will be a party of one this holiday, I still have plenty of things I can do to pass the time. I went outside nude this morning. I snapped some new pictures for my blogs, like this one right here. I wanted to highlight my big jugs so you can imagine giving me your cock gravy. I love the feel and the look of cum on my big tits. This is a Thanksgiving unlike any one before. If you are stuck all alone, let’s celebrate together. We can have some drinks, smoke some weed and masturbate while talking dirty. Who knows? Maybe this will be the least stressful holiday for either of us.

Jerry Garcia Pussy

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This is some pretty good shit I am smokin!

I was just on a call and he asked me to send him a picture of my pussy.

So I snapped this selfie.

Now, I know I am a little wasted but y’all see that, right?

Look really close!

Jerry Fucking Garcia is in my pussy!

Do ya see him!

Look, there is his eyes! And his nose! And his mouth!

My pussy has been possessed by the Grateful Deads ghost!

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Do you think he was singing about my slippery wet cunt in Friend Of The Devil?

My pussy will be famous!

People will come for miles just to look at at!

My tight wet pussy will see more action than all the porn stars in all the land!

Oh wait!

Who wants to tongue fuck Jerry Fucking Garcia!

 

Built for Big Tit Fucking

big tit fuckingI am built for big tit fucking. I am built for trouble too. I always stand out with 44 EEE natural breasts. I got called to jury duty last week. Honestly, I thought I could use COVID as an excuse. I mean I did not want to be in courtroom 6 feet apart or 6 inches apart from anyone.  I had no luck getting out of it, so I thought if I looked too distracting, I would be dismissed. That was my plan. So, the day I was set to appear for jury selection, I crammed my big tits into a tiny baby doll t-shirt.  I had on a tight short skirt and black boots that came above my knees. I was sitting behind a partition, but my tits stole the courtroom. The lawyer was asking me questions but got tongue tied. The other lawyer had the same issue. Both lawyers wanted me, just not for the jury, LOL. As I was leaving, the defense lawyer chased me to the parking lot. I thought maybe they changed their mind, or I forgot to sign something. He asked me out. I asked him if it violated some ethical or legal obligation and he said only if I was selected as a juror. Then he proceeded to tell me that is why he dismissed me because once I was a juror on a case he was involved, he would never get to see me naked. I was kind of hoping I was worth the risk of being disbarred. I gave him my number, and we hooked up that night. Of course, he was married. Most of my fans are, but he was rich. Italian suit wearing, fancy sports car driving, Rolex rich. And he had a big dick to boot. The moment he entered my wet bald pussy, I was squirting and screaming. Wow. If his skills in the bedroom mirrored his skills in the courtroom, he could get me off for murder with 20 eyewitnesses. I snagged another married man into my fuck rotation. And to think, I wanted to avoid court.

Anal Phone Sex Fucking Teen Milf

Anal phone sex

I’m a teen milf and anal phone sex is the best fucking fun to get my daughter in on it. I love her tiny little mouth and tongue pleasing my pussy. I have her licking my mommy slit and butthole like a good little fuck slut. I get her to stroke, lick and suck on that big daddy penis. It’s great having a helper prepare my asshole and your big daddy dick with her whore mouth and tongue. She is such a good slutkin that she will grab your cock with her small soft little girl hand and guide it into her mommy’s butthole. Look at her putting your fuckrod to my ass then licking that butthole and the head of your cock. It pops right in and she is such a good girl licking at your balls and my mommy pussy juices. I want your load to spunk all over her little mouth and my mommy butthole.

Hot Ass Sex in a Virtual World

hot ass sexHot ass sex is what you get with me. I am a dominant tranny. I love fucking a tight ass. Right now, it is my social life and my exercise. This pandemic has closed my pickup place. I cannot work out at the gym. I cannot go to a concert.  So, I got on Grinder. I figured why not. Everyone else is doing it. Since I cannot meet men at bars or the club, I do it electronically. I have had some amazing results. Let me tell you first, if you are a man looking for cock, download Grinder. It is Tinder for gay and bisexual men. There are plenty of sexy shemales like me on Grinder too. I tend to scroll until I find a guy who I think is cute or hot. I read the bio. If he is a top, I scroll past him. I am looking for bottoms I can give a hardcore ass fucking. There are plenty of attractive bottoms on Grinder. When I have a choice between fucking a fat slob or a fit stud, well, it is no contest. I always pick the attractive bottom. I do not always meet men right now. Depends on how safe they are. Isn’t it funny? Last year I was worried about an STD. Now, I am worried about a respiratory infection. I met this great guy on Grinder last night. We face timed each other. He was set to come over, but he had a cough. I was like dammit. I was ready to go back to swiping when he pleaded with me to help him out. We live in a virtual world, so why not a virtual ass fucking. I had him grab his dildo. I told him how to position himself and made him take it all the way in. I mean I am ten-inches hard. He could not go half assed, LOL. I jacked off for him as he fucked his ass for me. Not the same as being inside a tight ass, but if that is the best I can get right now, I will take it.

Thanks Fucking Giving

Phone sexThanks fucking giving! (I am thankful for cock 🙂 )

It is going to be a good one this year!

The turkey isn’t the only thing that is getting stuffed!

My cousin is coming and I have not seen him in a long time!

I am already thinking about all the different ways I want to squeeze that cock!

Just between you and me, he was my first!

Now you know my dirty secret!

I was very young and he was a lot older and to this day, I have yet to see another cock that is that fucking big!

I remember begging for his giant meat! Pleading for a warm cream pie!

I was happy until I was filled with his cum!

We fucked all summer long and my tight cunt got so used to being pounded by that giant fuck stick, that by August I was begging him to fuck me harder!

We would go camping in the back yard and once we slipped inside that tent he would start stretching my young cunt out!

My hot squirting pussy was the watersport of the summer!

And in just a few days I get to be stuffed with that fucking 12 inch cock!

I am aching already! But my tight little pussy isn’t used to a man of that magnitude anymore!

My young bald pussy needs some serious fucking before Thursday!

A little help please!!!!

Incest Phone Sex Calls Helps Me Stay a Coked-Up Whore

incest phone sexIncest phone sex has been keeping me busy. As this fucking virus wreaks havoc on all of us, more people are retreating to the safety of their homes. More young ones are confined at home. More guys are thinking about banging their daughters. I am glad to be stuck at home to help these men. I am also glad to be stuck at home with three horny boys. I have fucked my sons long before this virus. But I also competed for their attention with friends who wanted to ride bikes or play video games, school and soccer practice. They have none of that right now. Their day is spent with a couple hours of schoolwork on the computer, Netflix and video games. If not shrink your balls cold outside, they get some exercise on their bikes or walking our pups. More time at home has them hornier and thinking about mommy’s wet pussy more. When this pandemic first talked about shutdowns and lock-ins, I was like hell yes. More family fucking. Almost 9 months later, I am exhausted and sore. They jack rabbit my ass and pussy many times a day. I am struggling to get access to other boy cock because no one’s parents will let their sons come over and play. In order to give my fuck holes a rest, I work my phone sex line more. It is part economical too. My husband will not give me money anymore because he knows I put it right up my nose; so, the money I make talking to you helps me get my fix. I used to just whore my body out get a couple hundred dollars to score some coke. With bars closing so early, it has become hard to turn a trick. Face it. I am just a whore. A mommy whore, a druggy whore and a phone whore. My boys are making up for the lack of other cock I get by ravaging me more. And you are helping me to have money to buy coke with your calls. Life is not that bad.

Cheating Phone Sex with the Boy Next Door

cheating phone sexCheating phone sex is so much fun. Sometimes, I cheat with the wrong man though. I have a lot of married lovers. More than I can count and more than I can keep track of too. My neighbor is one of my favorite married lovers. He is married to my landlord. He is handsome, hung and super nice. He treats me well. We have struggled with hooking up in this pandemic because his wife is around a lot more and he is now working from home. She is the one with most of the money from an inheritance. We have been supplementing real time with sexy mutual masturbation phone sex. We can talk late at night after his wife crashes and cum together. If we are feeling extra naughty, we give each other a show. I will rub my pussy from my bedroom, and he will stroke his cock from his office. I had a girlfriend over last night. We drank a lot of wine, smoked some weed from Miami and watched horror movies. I stumbled to my bedroom after she left and saw my next door lover in his office. He was stroking his cock. It looked like he was watching me. I was horny. I was missing his cock. I waved him over. I saw him leave the window, so I assumed we had a booty call date. I went downstairs to let him in. Oops. It was not him, but his barely legal son. I had no idea he was visiting his dad. I have watched him grow up over the years, but he looked like a man now. A yummy horny man. This was what I considered a happy accident. I was not violating any laws. My married lover might not be thrilled, but did he need to know? I was certain his son would not brag to his father that he banged the sexy BBW next door. I went with it. I pulled him inside and devoured his throbbing cock. Junior was bigger than daddy by about 2 inches. That extra cock meat felt amazing in my wet bald pussy. I passed out after we came. I guess junior went home. So, when daddy came by for an earlier morning rise and shine fuck, he got the sloppy seconds from his son and had no clue. He just thought I was happy to see him. I was.