Category: Golden Shower Phone Sex

Eat My Dirty Pussy

I went out partying tonight and came home very late after having my pussy and ass pounded for hours and with cum dripping out of every hole. When I walked in I was looking for my pathetic room mate, when I noticed the bathroom door was pushed too. So, I pushed it open and his worthless ass was laying in the tub stroking his cock. When I asked him what he was doing he acted like it was no big deal. But, he knew what time it was. I walked over and grabbed him by his hair raised my leg up and put it on the other side of the tub and pushed his face right into my dirty pussy. He started licking it, sliding his tongue in and out of my cum filled hole. As he was cleaning my pussy he was stroking his cock harder and harder till I pushed his face down some and told him he needed to clean my dirty ass hole. He pushed his tongue in and got all the cum from my ass. He then begged me to clean my holes more and that is when I grabbed his face and I told him to open wide and gave him a nice warm golden shower right in his mouth. He loved it soon as I did he came so hard all over his hard! Dirty little cum eaters.

Toilet Slave Phone Sex~With a Twist!

Toilet play is not for the faint of heart. Scat and golden showers are an acquired taste. Extra kinky, super taboo and raunchy just like I like it!
My favorite is golden showers. I love to piss all over my lover and watch his dick get hard as he enjoys it. I love to squat over his face and watch him try to gulp it all down!
It drives me crazy when he returns the favor and i feel the warm wet golden liquid flowing over my skin and on my face. I love to watch a man piss so much that I often go in the men’s bathroom just to watch them pee in the urinals. My pussy gets soaking wet and I always end up getting fucked hard.
Imagine my delight when I went in the bathroom of this quirky little joint and saw these urinals. Just watching the guys fill these huge porcelain mouths up with pee had me soaking wet. Istayed in there for a long time as men came in and out, pissing for me and fucking me one after the other. I came so hard and so many times that I thought I would shrivel up from dehydration.
This has been the best afternoon ever…I will be hanging out in this joint again and i will figure out how to get one of these urinals off the wall and to my place and when I do I will be chained to it like a slave, enjoying every minute!

Wrong Restroom!

So, funny story right! I walked into the restroom to take off this irritating bra I had on. I mean of course you guys wouldn’t know but the under wire is fucking annoying! I’m minding my business, taking off my bra and in walks the most sexiest guy I’ve ever seen! My first instinct was to say what the hell are you doing!  And well, that’s exactly what I did. He laughed a little and said I was in the guy’s restroom. I walked out to see if he was telling the truth and he was! I was so embarrassed! I walked back in, and he had his dick out… now something tells me that he wasn’t seducing me but I took it as my chance to be a nasty little slut that I was born to be! I got down on my knees and told him I would show him how much I was sorry for cussing him out. He told me he really needed to pee, and I told him don’t be shy… I’ll be your very own toilet slut! I opened up wide and let me take a big long leak in my mouth. I drank down all that golden pee and beg for more. When he finished he made sure he fucked my little mouth. He had never did anything like that before but a dirty bitch like me deserved it! I as being such a nasty whore I forgot all about my bra! I think I left it in the guy’s restroom! OOPS!

Hot Diggidy Dog

I love it when a guy thinks he can get kinkier then me. Ha don’t you know I am the Queen of Kink? So last night I pick up this looser at the bar just because I want to get fucked and he thinks he is kinky. His idea of kink is fucking me in the ass. Which he made the mistake of telling me before we left the bar. All the way home I had time to think and plan.
When I got him to my place, I led him inside and let him lead the game. I take him to the bedroom and let him rip my close off acting shocked. I let him throw me onto the bed and rape my ass like he was doing something. When he was done and laying there all sweaty and smiling like he had done something, I showed him what real kink was about. I cuffed him to my bed and started rubbing my wet cunt all over him. Just when he was all turned on I squatted over his chest and pushed all his gooey cum out of my ass on to his chest, mixed with the shit from my ass. The look on his face was priceless! And when I licked it off him I thought he would die. I told him I was going to the kitchen for a drink and asked if he wanted one to. He said yes, of course I left him cuffed and when I came back with one glass and he asked where his was, I pissed in his mouth. I guess he never had a golden shower before. Since I didn’t think he could take much more I let him go and said sweetly “that was just a taste of kink stud”. I doubt I will ever see him again. But you love this shit don’t you? I know you can’t wait to come over and play with me. Please bring your dog because I am dieing for some pink dog dick and you can watch. Tata for now soldier boy. Until we meet again!

Layla’s Toilet Sissy Slave

I have a pathetic sissy fairy fag that needs to be outed. She is our dirty sissy mascot and she will soon be my very own toilet sissy slave! Her teenie wiener sticks up every time I make her beg to be humiliated and outed by me and all the girls at fuckalicious. Last night we talked and she knew exactly how to worship my beautiful mistress body! The only way she was ever going to get close to my pretty pussy was by serving as my toilet! That’s right, she begged for me to fill her mouth with my golden nectar and my chocolate treats! What a nasty perv my toilet sissy is! On top of her being such a nasty little sissy, she sure knows how to entertain! She does this pathetic little wiener dance and sings her poo poo pansy song. I laugh every time…of course her embarrassment is my pleasure and everyone else’s pleasure too!

I’m going to make sure all the girls know about our little fairy fag and make sure we all take turns letting her know just how pathetic she really is!

Our Thanksgiving Drinking Game

Families have all sorts of traditions but in this party family we don’t do anything unless it leads to getting fucked up and or getting fucked. So we created a drinking game for Thanksgiving. Yep that’s right a drinking game. The rules are:  1. Everyone gets a full drink when they walk in the door. No beer- booze only. No mixed drinks but you can have a chaser.  2. You must take a drink if anyone says any of the following: turkey, gravy, stuffed, turkey day, or gobble gobble.  3. You must take two drinks if anyone mentions Black Friday, or anything to do with Black Friday and any reference to football.  By the end of the day we are all so fucking wasted that we end up in a sloppy drunk fucking orgy.  It is one big gang bang. We wind up doing everything from  enjoying golden showers, bisexual activities, chocking (especially fun for family members who piss you off during the year), spanking, cross dressing, fisting, you name it we end up doing it. We end up having a lot of family fun before we pass out cold. You should try this game for your next holiday celebration. We tweak it for Christmas changing the drinking words to fit the holiday. It really is a lot of fun!

 

sitting on the baby

So we all heard of the word “babysitting” and I think I know they came up with that name. *giggles* I say that only because of what happened a few nights ago this little, cutie. He is still learning how to go pee pee in the potty so that is why I am there to take care of him while his parents are away for the night. Well, that little guy still drinks from the bottle but his parents forgot to leave me some milk for him. Oh no baby, don’t cry! I just couldn’t get him to stop his boo-hooing since there was nothing for him to suck on while he drank. So I had an idea and I hope this will work. I laid him down on the sofa and took off my pants as well as my panty. Then I started to squat down on to his mouthing lips in between my legs right up to my cunny lips. Placing my fingers on my cunny slit to spread wide to show him my little kitty nub, quickly started sucking on it. It was feeling amazing until I realized I had to go pee pee. I tried to get up but he wouldn’t let me. So I just started to pee slowly and he love it so much that he drank every last drop. That was just so much fun and now I understand why it’s important to sit on the baby. *giggles* Now I get where they came up with the name “babysitting” and why I make the best babysitter ever. I love babysitting! 😉 *giggles*

Piss on my Parade

Ever wanted to give a sexy little mixed slut like me a golden shower? Never had the guts to ask or try it? Well no need to ask with me baby, you can squirt out all of that warm yellow sausage juice anywhere you want to on me! There are so many places on my tight little body that you could splash it on. How about right down the crack of my caramel colored ass and in my tiny shithole right before you fuck it with your thick corndog? Oohh Daddy I know you want to. I know you want to see that piss splash down my throat and trickle down the sides of my little lips and chin. Just make my entire body, wet, shiny and slippery with all of your tasty dick juice! I’ll suck it squeaky clean with my mouth to get it nice and hard before you pound my sweet swirly teen pussy. Leave me covered with piss and cum and make me wash it off just to do it all over again! {{giggles}} Call now for some young, hot and splashy pissing phone sex!

Naughty Sissies Get Punished

Get over here you sissy pig! You’ve been so naughty I think a golden punishment is in your future. I know you can’t stand watersports but because you haven’t picked up that phone, I’m going to squat over your face and give you what you deserve! Naughty sluts like you get a mouthful of surprises! You’d do anything to please me so you’re going to drink up all my golden pee like a thirsty little piggie! After I finish emptying my bladder, your going to lay on your back and eat my pussy til I squirt! You better be lucky, this is the easy part! I should smack your balls around and tie them up for being such a whore! I better not catch you jerking that pathetic dick of yours until I say so!  Tonight is all about me! It’s all about my pleasure! Maybe I should bring out the chasity device. That will teach you your only to cum when your mistress allows it!

Now, I order you to call me tonight, be a good little slut or it can and will get far more worse 😉

WHERE IS MY PEE-ON BITCH!!!

Look Bitches! I am Mistress Suzi, Goddess of Pain. I am ALWAYS looking for new slaves that will serve me well. I feel that it is my job to train you right and mold you into the little bitches you all are. I will want to bend your ass over and have you take it like a good bitch. Plus I will be whipping you hard core until you bleed. After I am done tearing you a new asshole I want you to get on your knees and beg me to be my bitch. If you impress me enough with you worshiping me … I might decide to make you my bitch slave. If I choose you, you better be still on your knees bowing before me as I piss all over your face and make drink it to show your loyalty to me. After all, I need to mark my property, my little PEE-ON BITCH!