Category: Family Fun Phone Sex

Christmas Wonder Land!

 

I always get stressed this time of year.  Little ones always wanting presents. Christmas is such a money drain. But then I had the best idea. I would throw a present party! Everyone who came had to brink a present for each of my little ones. No cheapies either!  And if you bring some good fucking presents you get some good fucking.  And it turned out better than I had ever imagined! I will have to do it every year. The little ones earned their Christmas presents. Each one of them fucking and sucking as hard as they could. When they saw the big pile of presents they were BEGGING for that cock! I have never seen them work so hard for dick before. It really made me PROUD! They are suck good little whores!  They are the best little sluts in the world! And they have really learned how to milk a cock dry!  My good little Cum whores!

Santa Baby….

I was asked to play Santa’s helper by a friend of mine yesterday. She had something come up last minute and couldn’t make it. I do not like little ones at all. I am more of a big boy, big cock kinda girl. The thought of all those snotty nosed little brats running around and screaming all day, jacked up on candy canes, chocolate chip cookies and hot cocoa just did not appeal to me. She begged me and promised to pay me back with a night of drinking dancing and fucking in a foursome with two of her biggest cocks and so I finally reluctantly gave in.
I got up and got dressed determined to make the most of this and with a twinkle of mischief in my eye I headed out. After today I would either be at the top of Santa’s nice list or at the top of the naughty one, depending on how Santa felt about what was to come.
I walked into the dressing room in my tench coat and under it I had my own outfit on. I knew I would have to change but I wanted my first impression to be a memorable one.
In my purse I had a bottle of Brandy which I knew I would need to make it though this day.
I heard the door open followed by heavy footsteps and out of the corner of my eye, I could see that Santa had arrived. I let my coat fall open and turned around in one swift move, pretending to be surprise and  startled. Santa got an eye full and I could tell by the bulge in his pants that he was pleased. I giggled and played it off, it definitely broke the ice.
I was surprise when he admitted to keeping something to drink on him to in order to get through the day. We laughed and had a toast, or two or three.
He gave me an outfit and asked if I would leave mine on underneath. He asked if I would give him a flash here and there over the course of the day, and I agreed with a sly smile on my face.
We were almost ready to go. The day went well with us getting drunk as fucking hell and flashing each other all day long. I remember thinking if Santa was like this when I was a little girl. Smiling at the thought of his cock getting hard as I wiggled around in his lap and told him what I wanted for Christmas.
By the end of the day we were like old friends and he invited me out for a few drinks, insisting that we stay in costume because it had it’s perks. Discounts and even free drinks bought by big boys and girls that would want to sit in our laps and find out if they had been naughty or nice.
As we walked down the street, already drunk, Santa asked if I would flash him on the street. “You first” I giggled. And to my surprise he flashed everyone on the street.
While the faces of the passers by were filled with shock and surprise, I couldn’t stop laughing.
Santa himself was at the top of the naughty list!
We drank late into the night and fucked even later into the night. And the bonus….I still get my foursome with my friend.
This wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be!

We Named Ours “Dick”

Everyone is getting the damned Elf on a Shelf and of course the little ones in the family wanted one too. They wanted me to go get the damned thing. They bugged me and bugged me until I gave in and went and got the thing. I decided right then that I was going to name him Dick. I have had more fun with this lame ass elf on the shelf. I would love to be a fly on the wall at their school when they share what our elf is doing. They woke up to Dick jerking off to porn the first day. The look on their faces was priceless. After they went to school I watched porn with Dick and masturbated too. The next day they caught him drinking a bottle of wine, the drunk bastard. After they went to school of course I had to help Dick finish the bottle. My mind was racing and the ideas kept coming. I was actually getting off on this shit. The next day they woke up to Dick snorting coke….oh my fucking goodness this shit is fun! After they left for school I helped Dick finish up the coke. Today they got up and Dick was in the fruit bowl pretending his cock was a huge banana. After they left for school I fucked myself with that fucking banana. I cant wait to see what tomorrow brings! Who knew Dick could be so much fun?

Mommy’s TLC

My pussy always gets wet when the boy calls from college and says he wants to come home for a visit. I always make sure the house is stocked with his favorite foods and that his room is in tip top shape for him. Everything has to be perfect.
This time he showed up and at dinner he had a proposal. He wanted to have a role play weekend. As soon as the words came out of his mouth I was soaked. All though I found it a bit unusual that he felt the need to discuss this since we often role play.
Then he began to explain that this was going to be an all weekend role play, one continuous game. Now he had my attention, this sounded like fun.
He wanted to pretend that he was injured and unable to care for himself. I was to be his naughty mommy. A horny as hell woman that hadn’t been laid in some time and would take advantage of his condition. Since he would be unable to stop me, I would take advantage of him and his huge cock no matter how much he protests. He wants me to get him hard when I give him his sponge baths and after giving him his “medicine”. He really just wants me to take complete advantage of him all week end long.
I am so fucking horny and this idea has me so fucking hot that I want to start immediately. I get him to his room and into bed so that I can start by feeding him dinner.
This is going to be an amazingly incredible weekend! As I nurse my boy back to health giving him lots of TLC while keeping my pussy full and happy all weekend long. I don’t know where he came up with this idea but I know I fucking like it a hell of a lot!

Young, Black and Tight

Most of you have met my daughters and their tiny, tight, pretty pussies.  You’ve been sucked by them and might have even cum all over their cute, little black faces.  You’ve used them already, and might be ready to try something new.  Remember, I have a big titty niece that is still a virgin!
She lets me lick that sweet, tight twat, but jumps every time she thinks I’m going to stick something in there.  She’ll let me rub her clit, but I can’t get my fingers anywhere near that fresh, virgin hole of hers.  She even freaks out anytime she sees me grab a dildo to use on myself.
Maybe, you can help me break her open.  Call me for some sweet virgin pussy from a young, black and tight teen!

Mommy Makes It Better!

No one likes to be sick.  Even as a fully-grown man, don’t you still wish for your mommy, when you don’t feel good?  Recently my oldest daughter had strep throat.  She laid in the bed, away from her friends and siblings, all day.  I knew she was lonely.  No one was allowed to go keep her company.  While the rest of the family ate dinner, I took her a smoothie, and sat with her for a while.  I read her favorite story to her, and rubbed her back.  When I closed the book, she knew I was about to leave her alone again.  She looked so sad, so I did what always makes her feel better…

There was a time when I would have to rub and pet her little coochie with baby oil for over an hour, just so she would fall asleep.  Now, she knows how to finger herself, and put herself to sleep.  I really miss those special nights.  But, when she’s sick, she needs Mommy to put her to sleep again.  So, I grabbed the baby oil off of the dresser, and massaged her smooth and plump little snatch.  When she started rotating her hips, I slid in a finger…then, two.  Just like old times, I rubbed and fingered my angel for an hour, before she moaned herself to sleep.

Don’t you want some mommy phone sex to send you into Dreamland?  Call me…

It is snowing outside!

 

I love the snow. It reminds me of powder.  Just big mounds of white powder. It really makes my pussy twitch! I start thinking about powder and then I want to fuck! Because that is the best thing to do while on powder. So now that it has been snowing I am calling my dealer and telling him I NEED a hook up. And my little ones are her to pay the tab! He can fuck the shit out of those little whores while I get nice and high! I don’t give a fuck how he uses them. As long as I get my fix. Shove your dick anywhere you want. Shoot your load in them for all I care. Just bring me my snow and we are all good! Actually while I am fucked up, I love seeing my little ones getting pounded. It turns me on so much! And when he is done using my fuck toys then I will let him plow me down. Mmm It is gonna be a white Christmas.

Friday Night Fun

hot phonesex malindaIt’s Friday night and the girls and I are about to embark on an adventure. We are about to go to the lighting of the Christmas tree in town and we have a fame we are going to play. The girls are going to see how many friends they can make and talk into coming over for a special sleep over complete with smores and hot cocoa. The one that gets the most friends gets to pick who they are going to play with first and we have to watch until they are done we can’t join in or take a turn. They get the honor of first pick for as long as they can hold out, we have to wait. We can’t even touch ourselves. I love games that tease and satisfy all at the same time.

School Is In Session

The girls and I have a date tonight. he is cumming over for dinner and desert and we are dessert! We went shopping today and got matching school girl outfits that aren’t exactly proper for school. We have the entire evening panned out. We are cooking now and getting ready. When he gets here we are going to wait on him hand and foot. We are going to serve him dinner making sure we bend over at just the right times to give him hot ass shots. Our asses are our best qualities, I have a great big ass that I make bounce and the girls got their asses from me. They are pretty good at making the junk in their trunks bounce too. We are going to make sure he gets lots of hot view so that by the time dinner is over his cock is hard and ready for us. we are going to sit him on the couch with a drink in his hand and lick and suck his dick all together making him want to fuck all three of us. We know just what he likes an just how he like sit, he is a regular guest at our house. We are so excited, it’s almost time!

Feening for a FIX!

I have been Feening for a fix. I need it bad! But my supplier has been short lately.  So short that I am willing to out source. My suppler hooked me up with some other dudes. They were pretty scary. Big black guys. And they looked rough! They knew what I had to offer and they were excited! They wanted to look at “the Goods”.  So I offered up my little whores.  I stripped the little sluts down and showed them exactly what they would get. I agreed they could do anything they wanted. If they had what I needed. And they did!.  So I let them take turns forcing my little whores open. Stretching out their little asses and pussies. Using them rougher than they ever had before.  And I don’t fucking care! I was flying so fucking high! And felt so good. I couldn’t even hear them scream.  But that is what they are for! They are there to make mommy happy. And I am very happy now. And my little whores can take it.