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Taking My Candy….

home invasion phone sex vivI spent the day in pig tales teasing him relentlessly. They say the more they want it, the better it is when you finally give in. I wasn’t going to make him wait forever. In fact I wanted him as bad as he wanted me and planned on giving in tomorrow. Of course sometimes things don’t go as we plan.

I was in a deep sleep. Dreaming of how good it was going to be tomorrow when I finally gave him my pussy. In my dream I was in my pig tales still and on my knees with his dick in my mouth sucking it deep into my throat and feeling my pussy get wetter each time the head hit the back of my throat. I knew that when he finally put it in my pussy I would explode!

I felt like someone was watching me, yet I knew that I was home alone. Not wanting to, but not being able to help it, I opened my eyes leaving my dream and there he was standing over me watching me sleep with his dick in his hand. Before I could ask him how he got in, he covered my mouth with his hand that was covered in pre-cum. The smell made my already wet pussy even wetter.

I felt him run his hand down to my waiting honey pot and his finger slid in my moist hole with ease. After fucking me with his finger for a while, he removed his hand and put his face between my legs. “I am about to taste your rainbow, baby. Open wide”

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Cuckolding Phone Sex: Chinese New Year Celebrated with a Chinese Creampie

cuckolding phone sex big tits redheadHappy Chinese New Year! I consider myself a cultural woman, so I love to celebrate diversity.  Chinese New Year is not like our new year. It is a celebration of a culture’s elders and deities; a very spiritual holiday, but one often accompanied by fancy parades, fireworks and kick ass food. My husband and I went to Chinatown last night for dinner and the parade to launch the holiday. The Chinese bus boy couldn’t take his eyes off of me, much to the chagrin of my husband.  He looked very young. I’m not trying to stereotype here, but I always heard Chinese men in general had small cocks. I’m a size queen, so I have never been with an Asian man. This boy toy gave me his number right in front of my husband. His bravado was sexy. Usually men with that kind of confidence have ample equipment. I was intrigued now.

cheating phone sex big cockMy husband was not amused, but he knows he can’t satisfy me sexually, so he puts up with my extracurricular activities. Immediately my cucky hubby started making small dick jokes.  Hello pot, this is the kettle, you are black too! The little boy toy heard us talking I guess. He marched over to me, grabbed my hand, and placed it on his crotch. OMG it was huge. I mean not at all what I expected. He looked at my husband and said, “I’m the real man here.” He was right. My hubby has a broke down clit stick, and this boy half his age, half his height, who doesn’t even shave yet, was packing 5 times the cock as my husband. I got up from the dinner table, told my husband I was going to go have my dessert, and I would be back with some dessert for  him too.

I snuck out back to the alley with my hung Chinese boy toy, like a dirty street walker. Garbage dumpsters overflowing, smell of Chinese food in the air and fireworks going off nearby, not the usual atmosphere for my affairs, but I was not passing up a nice cock, nor the chance to brag about a well hung Chinese boy who fucked me in an alley during the Chinese New Year festivities while my husband sat at the dinner table waiting for me. This was just too hot of an encounter to pass up. When he pulled out his hard cock, I saw my own fireworks it was so big and thick. I of course sucked him off. I felt like I was robbing the cradle, he was so young. But big hard cock is big hard cock, and I rarely pass that up.

I was even taller than he was. My long legs braced myself against the alley wall in front of me as he fucked me with my panties around my ankles and my dress hiked up. His hard cock throbbed as it entered my wet pussy. Bus boys, cooks, waiters all were watching and cheering him on. Didn’t understand a word they said, but I didn’t mind the audience for this cock. When he dumped his load in me, I clenched my cunt muscles tight to keep that sperm inside me, my first load of Asian cum and I wanted to savor it. And feed it to my cucky husband. I pulled my panties up, my dress down, and walked back to the dinner table, where my husband was waiting.

cock control anal hot milfI instructed my husband to be a good boy and clean me up. Told him to slide under the table, and get his dessert, my Chinese creampie. I was so turned on having just fucked a hung boy who may not even be old enough for a beer yet in the dirty alley of a Chinese restaurant, that it was easy for me to piss out cum all over my husband’s face. I squirted my Chinese creampie all over him. I could feel him trying to squirm away, but I wrapped my long legs around him, forced  him into my twat until I knew he had licked up all the mess that was dripping out of my pussy. Pretty sure folks around us knew what was going as it was hard to hide the ecstasy on my face, not to mention the table rocking.

I made my husband leave a huge tip for the bus boy too. He was so humiliated. But, it’s not my fault he has a clit for a dick; I should not have to suffer for his inadequacies. He was cranky the rest of the night. But not me. I enjoyed that parade, and looked at Asian men in a whole new light. Guess you cannot judge a book by its cover.

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Happy Birthday Abe Lincoln: Every Girl’s Crazy for a Well Hung Man

Happy Birthday Abraham Lincoln. Sixteenth US President. Freed the slaves, giving all those well hung black men easier access to white pussy. Likely died because some tiny dick white male loser caught his wife getting some big black cock. Big black cock can be quite intimidating to those little inadequate white dicks.  I provide phone sex therapy to men all the time. Help them come to terms with their inadequacies, their short comings. I spoke to one such guy today. He couldn’t seem to understand why his wife has a crush on Lincoln. This perplexes him.

black cock phone sex sex therapyWell, from a female perspective, this is very easy to figure out. First, Lincoln freed the slaves. White women can fuck black men because of what he started.  Second, Lincoln suffered from Marfan Syndrome, which can cause disproportionately long extremities. He was a giant, and rumored to be one of the best hung men in history. Stands to reason with his gigantic height, long legs and arms, that he would have a massive cock as well. He may have even given some slaves a run for their money in the cock department. Third, he was ruler of the United States.  Powerful, in control men are sexy. Why do you think so many presidents get pussy?  What woman would not fantasize about a well hung, compassionate, intelligent man in power?

I’d love the chance to fuck Lincoln. I’m a size queen. But, I also cocksucking phone sex big cocklike open minded, smart men. Lincoln was ahead of his time intellectually. I do believe all men are created equal, except, however, when it comes to cock size!  Bigger cock, working cock is always superior. So if you have a tiny little white dick, you need to call me for some therapy, some cock control. We can decide an appropriate role for you in my history. Sissy? Slave? Cuckold? Panty Boy? Bitch? Cum recycler? Fluffer? Or fuck toy if you got more than 8 thick hard inches.  But let’s be realistic here, men like Lincoln are hard to cum by. I’m sure your wife would much rather fantasize about a dead president, then waste her time fucking your tiny dick, loser. That’s why we have dildos! Mary Todd didn’t need one, but your wife certainly does.

That’s Amore

hot ass sex dixieWhen a dick shoots your eye from a big pizza pie, that’s amore….
When my friends invited me out to eat at the pizza parlor I knew something was up when I saw the sign that said closed on the door.
The joint is owned by the Uncle of one of my buddies. A horny old fucker that is always trying to get me to give him a piece of ass.
They got me inside and sat me at a booth handing me a drink right away. Despite me asking over and over again what was going on, all they did was laugh and joke.
After a couple of drinks I confessed that I hadn’t eaten dinner because we were coming here and I knew I would be eating the best fucking pizza pie in town. I needed to get something in my stomach because the drinks were going to my head fast!
My friend went in the kitchen to check on the progress of dinner before coming out and letting me know that my pie was on it’s way.
True to their word a pie arrived with the added bonus of her uncle’s big fat dick sticking out of the middle.
Now this is how you eat a pizza pie!
Come to find out one of them heard that it was National Pie Month and decided to put his own twist on that for some hot and kinky fun, just like I like it, cum slut style!
I have the best friends ever! Pull up a chair and have a piece of my pie!

Creampie, Pussy Pie or Cherry Pie?

MILF phone sex hot stepmomFebruary is not only Black History Month, but  it is also Great American Pie Month. I love pie, but not as much as my boys do! I decided to be a good mommy and slave in the kitchen all day to make my little boys their favorite pie, warm sweet  cherry pie.  It has been a really long time since my pussy pie was a cherry pie, so at least I can make them one! I am not very domesticated, but if it makes my boys happy, I do my best to bake. I was rolling out the pie crust when they came home early from school. Snow day. I told them I was making them their favorite pie to celebrate Great American Pie Month. The youngest boy said, “But Mommy, how do you make pussy pie?” then he giggled. His older brother chimed in, “But we just got home; I know you don’t have a creampie yet!” I reminded them creampie is mommy’s favorite kind of pie.

I love that my pussy pie is their favorite. As my pies were in the oven, my boys decided they needed a piece ofBig tit photos my pussy pie immediately. I got up on the kitchen island, spread my legs and let them get a slice. They buried their tongues in me so deep. I was getting sloppy wet too. Expert pussy pie eaters. Good skill to have. Once they had their favorite pie all over their faces, they decided it was time to give me my favorite: creampie. I love being filled up with cum, especially my boys’ young boy batter. They can fill me up better than their daddy ever could.

I could smell sweet cherry pie permeating throughout the house as they took turns fucking me.  It is an intoxicating smell, especially when combined with the scent of a woman! A very wet woman! Before long I had a double creampie. Their young spunk was just pouring out of my pussy. My youngest is quite the kinky little one too. He got between my legs and cleaned my pussy right up with his tongue. I love a boy who cleans up his messes!

The boys got pussy pie. I got creampie. And we all got warm cherry pie. Pretty hot way to celebrate Great American Pie Month. How are you gonna celebrate?

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Bambi’s Favorite Pie

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February is National Pie Month. Don’t ask me why, pie is fall food. Oh well. There are so many different kinds of pie. Coconut is my mom’s favorite, and chocolate is my dad’s. My brothers both like pumpkin and my Aunt Sunny likes cherry. My favorite, you’ll never guess it…creampie! I love taking a big load in my box and squeezing it out for everyone to see. Most pie tastes good with coffee or milk, but my cream pie is good all on it’s own! It usually starts with beer or liquor though, LOL! I love the squishy feeling as it oozes out, practically begging to be slurped up and spit back into my waiting mouth. By then it’s cold and clumpy and hard to swallow, but I take it like a champion! After that, I can go for some banana pudding pie, topped with a lot of whipped cream! It tempers the gummy salty cum taste in my mouth. Mmmm mmm good! What’s your favorite pie?Fetish Phone Sex

You know you need this!

humiliation phone sexI love cock… as long as it is a huge cock, little tiny pathetic dicks aren’t worth my time at all. If you come at me with a little bitty dickie all you will get is laughter and ridicule, you certainly won’t be getting to fuck this cunt! If you are a very good boy, I might let you get a taste of my juicy pussy… after it has been thoroughly fucked by a well hung man of course. You will eagerly slurp up every single drop of cum too, don’t leave anything behind or you won’t ever get the chance to try again. You will be humiliated, degraded, and laughed at and you know what? You are going to love every single minute of it! So what are you waiting for loser? Fulfill your destiny as my pet today…

Put on a Pair of Panties Loser, Boxers are for Real Men

cuckolding phone sex MILF legsHey loser. Yes, I am talking to you with the itty bitty clitty where a cock should be. What the fuck are you doing wearing boxers? Your pin dick is swimming in them.  Burn all your manly underwear now. You are not a man. You need to be wearing pretty panties. Something in a feminine color like pink, yellow or purple. Don’t have any? Borrow some from the woman in your life who is not fucking you because of your shrinky dick. Maybe when you slip on a pair of her panties you will realize she has been fucking a real man for awhile now. If her panties smell of sex and are extra crusty, then you got your answer. I’m sure you knew already. I mean if she isn’t fucking you,  she is fucking someone. Maybe a guy at the gym. Maybe your her stepson? Neighbor? Your best friend? A coworker?

Your best bet is to tell her you know she is getting some real cock. Praise her for getting what she needs and ask to watch. The only way you are getting any pussy is after a real man has fucked it first. You can clean that pussy up. Hope you like cream pie. That’s the only pussy you are ever going to get. Well fucked leftovers. Face it you are not a man. Your woman needs a man. So, make your life easier, get yourself some panties and tell your wife you are ready to be her cuckold. Call me, and be ready to be my bitch. I’ll help you come to terms with your new lifestyle.

Strong and Silent

Exhibitionist Phone Sex dixie1It was one of the hottest things I have ever done.I can’t believe he let me do it. I have been  there many times while he was working. He gets me in free and I can spend the entire day wondering around and enjoying the sites. This time however they were closed and he let me get up close and personal while he took pictures. There was something very hot about being photographed naked with all the creatures of the zoo. But the one beast that really turned me on was the mighty elephant. Standing next to this majestic beast, naked and vulnerable, touching his large tusk and sensing the quiet strength of him was really fucking hot. When we got done taking pictures and I got home I couldn’t help but think of how that one moment made me feel. I found an old worn piece of leather that reminded me of the feel of his skin and began to rub it over my tits making my nipples rise. As my pussy got wetter I began fingering myself. Harder and faster until my hand was soaked with cum. Licking it off I knew I would call him and set up another after hours photo shoot.Exhibitionist Phone Sex Dixie

Creampie Treat for My Cucky Hubby

cuckolding phone sex slut wifeI woke up this morning to my husband jacking his little wiener. Well more like rubbing it. Nothing really to jack. He had a pair of my panties in his mouth. It was a laughable moment. My husband is so pathetic. I had been out last night having some fun with real men. Men with cocks that you can jack.  I still had a cream pie or two up my cunt. I got out of bed, walked over to him, pushed him to the floor, and squatted over him. “Get your treat,” I told him. He buried his tongue up my creame filled pussy and dug out all that old cum. I love feeding him a real man’s cum. He needs to have a purpose in my world.  Clean up bitch is perfect for him. Gets him close to the pussy he craves so much, but can never fuck.

After he cleaned out my well fucked holes, I let him use my panties to finish playing with his little clitty.  Then I shoved them back in his mouth and made him sit in the chair, on his hands as I fucked a real man in our bed. Watching him squirm as I had a foot long cock in my pussy treating me the way I deserve was wicked hot. My stud enjoyed making my loser husband suck my cum off his dick too.

Are you a cucky hubby? I have more cum in my pussy than my loser hubby can handle. I think you should clean me up.