Hi! I’m Lacey and I love being your cheating phone sex slut! If you are going to cheat on your stupid wife, you might as well do it with someone who is as hot as I am! Besides, I KNOW that your wife is not nearly as nasty as I am. I will do things that she would probably divorce you for asking for in the bedroom. So just leave her to be the boring, vanilla housewife and I’ll be your spicy little side piece. When you call me, I want you to tell me exactly what you need and you’ll get exactly that!
Even if you are into something as kinky as toilet play, I will never make you feel weird about it like she would. And if you want to have a dildo shoved in your asshole, I will get out my strap-on cock and really fuck you nice and hard. I know she would never do that for you, would she? I cannot even imagine what it would be like to be THAT boring. Let’s find something really dirty to talk about and get off together! I think that sounds like the best idea ever, don’t you?