Category: Big Tits Phone Sex

Rim Jobs Phone Sex: Lesbian Ass Play

Until a few months ago, I cringed at the thought of having a rim job.  But then I went to a lesbian wedding. My son was unavailable to be my date and my hubby was out of town, so I went stag. It was a lovely wedding, filled with hot chicks. I’ve been with women before. In threesomes and the occasional drunk girl on girl fun in college. But, this was the first time I was surrounded by nothing but hot pussy licking women. One of the bridesmaids was also stag so we kept each other company during the reception. I had one too many bottles of champagne and the next thing I know I am naked in bed with the hot lesbian bridesmaid. I was doggy style getting my pretty pussy licked by what appeared to be a professional carpet muncher.  This chick had mad skills. I think I came like 10 times on her face. I am about ready to collapse when her tongue goes in my ass.  Not accidentally either. She had her hands on my ass, cheeks spread wide, fucking my ass with her tongue. I started to squirm, but she yelled at me to relax. I was overwhelmed at first with feelings of disgust; like that can’t possibly taste good to her. But then, she slipped a few fingers up my cunt and probed that tongue of hers deeper into my glory hole and before I knew it, I was dripping pussy juice on the sheets. The combination of having your ass rimmed and fucked while your pussy is being fingered feels awesome. And to have a hot chick doing both to you, well that’s just bonus. I can’t believe I resisted rim jobs in the past. My ass taste yummy too. She kissed me after eating out my ass and I got even more wet. Thanks to the persistence of talented lesbian, I have a new addiction. Wanna rim my pretty ass?

Hot Phone Sex in the Hood

I don’t talk much about my private affairs but maybe it’s time for a little show and tell. You know that I’m the bust black whore from the projects right? Ok good. You also know that I sucked and fucked my way out of the hood don’t you? No?! Well, it’s a long story. In grade school I was always the class slut. My tits were always bigger than any other girls in my grade and the boys always gave me a lot of attention. I refused to let all that attention go when Carla Santos got her first real bra so I had to step the game up. I kept my popularity by being the first girl to suck a white cock in my class. All the girls called me a slut but what regular bitch did you know that had Gucci, Prada, Louie, and more by the 9th grade? Those basic bitches were getting coach wristlets from their grandmothers on Christmas. Ha! Every day that I opened my legs or swallowed a drop of cum was Christmas for me. Because I became so used to using my big tits and phat ass to get what I needed school was a struggle for me. I then had to upgrade to fucking my teachers for A’s and B’s. I even ate out Ms. Wall’s ancient pussy for a good English Lit final grade!The most I would do during class was finger my cunnie so a nerd would buy me lunch in exchange for letting him smelling them. I knew for a fact that after high school I wasn’t going to be able to do anything that didn’t involve using my body to get by.  I spent my whole senior year thinking of a way to get out of the hood using the ASSets god gave me. That’s when it came to me. I put on my sexiest outfit and went down to the strip where all the hoes work. I looked for the nicest car I could find. Hondas and Toyotas would pull over to speak but I need me a Bentley or a Rollz Royce, honey. Then, my money car stopped right in front of me. An all-black cadi stopped right in front of me and a white hand signaled me over and I didn’t hesitate to get in. He said he noticed all my designer clothes and knew I wasn’t just an ordinary crack whore tryna make a few bucks. He said, “I can tell you want to live a lavish lifestyle and with that body, I can help.” That’s when he introduced me as Hansel Jenkard, the owner of Fuckaroo Films. He offered me a position as the star busty model. Of course I had to give him a sample of what I could do! After exactly 6 minutes of sucking his cock he confirmed I got the job by giving me a mouth full of cum. Ever since then I never looked back! I mean, how could I?

Pussy Worshipping Phone Sex with Brooklyn: You Can Eat but You Can’t Fuck

So last night  this wealthy guy in town hired me to be his hot date for some charity bowling event in his house. Normally, I don’t do such things; sex is pleasure, not work. But $10,000 to look pretty and pose for some pictures was a no brainer. As I was getting ready to collect my money and return home, he said “Not so fast pretty lady. How would you like to double your money?” See, I knew he had a notoriously small dick. Everyone in town talks about how he overcompensates for his small pecker with fast cars, the newest gadgets, the biggest home in town… Yes, he has had some of the hottest women in town, but it’s not because of the size of his cock; it’s because of the size of his wallet. I was all prepared for him to beg me to fuck him. Lesser men certainly have begged and pleaded to get inside my hot tight cunt. I was also prepared to turn him down. Size matters to me and I have certain standards I have to live by.

But much to my surprise, he did not try to buy fuck time. He wanted to pay for the privilege of worshipping my pussy. He had heard rumors that I had the tastiest cunt in town. How sweet, and so very true. I lick my pussy juices off of big throbbing cocks, sex toys and my fingers all the time. Yummy. So, $20,000 to be eye candy and get my pussy worshipped? I was all in. He took me back to his private bowling lanes, away from his guests and the servants. He laid me down on a smooth lane and went to town on my juicy cunt. OMG. He may have a small dick, but he has a Gene Simmons tongue. That thing found my G-spot in seconds and I squirted all over his face. He then squirted in his pants poor guy. I never even touched his pecker and he came. He ate me out for hours. I swear at one point, I lost consciousness. He told me I indeed had the best tasting beaver he’d ever had the pleasure of devouring. I felt bad about being paid to be worshipped that way. I almost gave the money back. But, I’m not dumb. He can afford me.  I did, however, tell him, the next pussy worshipping session was on me. My kitty is still purring after all.

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: My First Bald Beaver

A few years ago, my BFF told me my pussy was ugly. She said no guy wants to lick a hairy snatch; no girl either. Well, I was upset thinking that I was losing out on cock because I had some girl fur. I had thought men were not interested me once they saw me naked because I had saggy tits or a big butt or even a little cellulite on my thighs. At that point in my life, I was insecure about my curves. I considered myself fat. Being the kick ass friend she was, she arranged for her “personal landscaper” to come to my house. I was nervous. I mean hot wax on my pussy? That sounded painful.  I was so nervous I even shaved my cunt a bit to trim it up for the groomer. How funny was that? Turns out that was a bad idea because the more hair you have on your twat, the easier it is to pull the hair from the root. Well, I downed a bottle of wine, and my bestie took pics for special memory book. The pain wasn’t that bad. I fucking loved my new bald look. So smooth and pretty. Showed off my plump pussy lips very well too. I actually found the whole thing so hot, that I masturbated.  Right there for my BFF and her spa lady to see. That was the first time I ever had a woman  lick my pussy too. The girls wanted me to see how much better it feels to be licked on when have a smooth canvas. It felt so good, that not a week goes by now that I don’t indulge in some girl on girl action. Women eat the best pussy.

My BFF was right too. The problem with men backing out on fucking me once I was naked had nothing to do with my body type. It was my hairy beaver. Many guys like to see pretty swollen puffy pink lips while fucking. Plus, when my bald cunt is filled with cum, it looks so much prettier. My confidence soared. I rock my curves. I get a Brazilian wax every 3 weeks now like clockwork. And I  get cock daily. I’m not fat; I’m phat! And forever grateful to my best friend for teaching me the joys of a bald pussy.  She changed my life!

Gang Bang Phone Sex with Glenda: Good Will Humping

I’ve never been to college, but this past year I have been thinking about returning to school. You are never too old right? Well, I saw something on the History Channel about ancient bodies being dug up and studied for clues to our past. I told a friend of mine I think archeology would be a good and fun major. I asked him where the best college for archeology was and he did some research for me and said, hands down, Harvard. At first, I was rethinking my decision. Harvard is a real smarty school. No way I could get in. But my friend said you never know what a department is looking for, so why not at least plan a visit and find out? We did just that. We road tripped to Cambridge, MA.

When I got there , I got a tour of the whole campus. I don’t think Harvard has seen anyone like me before. Maybe it was the way I was dressed or my big beautiful curves. IDK. But all eyes were on me. I loved it.  After that tour, I got to meet the department head of the Archeology Department. He was hot in that nerdy older man way. I kept thinking Indiana Jones and my pussy got wet. He didn’t really make eye contact with me much though.  We talked for about an hour about why I was interested in Harvard and what the school had to offer me. Then a college geek showed up to show me the department and the museum. I got a behind the scenes look at some of the cool shit they do. But, again, all the students were staring at me. I finally asked my student host what was up. He stammered a bit and said well, “Your outfit is a bit nontraditional for Harvard, But I love it.”

After the tour of the campus museum, he took me back to the student office so I could meet all the other students in the department.  I was beginning to second guess myself; did I belong here? Then one Sheldon like geek came up to me and point blank said, “You are the hottest thing I have ever seen, but you don’t fit in.” I was a little perturbed, so I grabbed his crotch, and retorted, “I bet you’d like to fit in, wouldn’t you?” The poor guy creamed his pants right there in front of me and his fellow students. But no one was laughing. In fact they looked a little angry. Like how dare I humiliate their colleague. So, I thought fast, and flashed my big boobs and said, “Let’s have fun.”  Well that diffused them quickly. This big group of nerds needed to get laid, and they need a real woman to help them!

I started unzipping pants and hard cocks were flying out.  I got down on my knees and told them to line up for  the thrill of a lifetime. I can suck some cock. Hell, I sucked 12 hard young cocks. A few I am sure had never been sucked before. I was covered in cum. A total jizz junkie whore. You would have thought I was planning on majoring in cum. I was getting cleaned up, when one guy was like, “Wait, we aren’t done yet.” I didn’t think they had it in them, but what the hell, I might as well show these nerds a good time. I got up on one of the tables used for studying crap that’s been in the ground. I got on all fours so I could take a cock in my mouth, one in each hand, one in my pussy and one in my ass. We fucked for hours. I was cum drenched and my ass was gaping open.  A couple nerdy Harvard girls even came into the room and joined the fun.  I know that was the most fun ever had in that room! And, I may not be Harvard material, or even college material, but that doesn’t mean I don’t know how to make the grade! I just graduated cum a sum laude and enjoyed some hot geeky good will humping. Those Harvard geeks in the archeology department will never forget the day Glenda visited campus.

 

Free as a Butterfly: Exhibitionist Phone Sex with Vinny

Ever since I was younger, I have been an exhibitionist. I’d run around naked as a wee lass and always resist any attempts to put clothes on me.  I felt like clothes were constraints. I still feel that way. We are born naked, so naked is our natural state. I love nude beaches. I love public sex and getting naked in places I might get caught. I even enjoy flashing unsuspecting folks. I have a great body and I don’t mind showing it off.  Plus, I think too many people are uptight about sex and human sexuality. The body in its natural form is a beautiful work of art. Our bodies are like butterflies. They blossom as they mature, get more beautiful with age. And we should be free with our bodies like the butterfly. Free to show it off, free to do what feels good, free from all societal constraints, free from judgment…

I am at the beach this week, and although I do visit the nude beach to cock hunt, I love walking up and down the boardwalk flashing people. Sometimes I am just nude under a little jacket or sometimes I am walking around amongst groups of folks of all ages in the tiniest of swimsuits. One that leaves little to the imagination.  Early this morning, I found myself sitting on a park bench overlooking the beautiful ocean. I had just a swim suit cover up on. I got lost in the beauty that surrounded me, and the cover up fell open revealing my hot body. I have toned skin, ample and firm breasts,  in shape legs, and a sweet, smooth pussy. I’m a mature momma, but I look good. I let several passersby stop and gaze at my beauty; some even snapped a picture.

At one point I found myself feeling so free, I rubbed my clit. Right there on the boardwalk.  It wasn’t high traffic time, but there were plenty of early morning joggers who got a hot show! Do you like to masturbate where you might get caught? Enjoy the thought of random folks gazing at your  beautiful naked body? I’m gonna hang out at the beach longer in hopes that I will catch the eye of a well hung stud to fuck. Maybe we will decide to be free as butterflies, and fuck right there on that public bench. Maybe it will be you?

 

Dress Up

It tends to be very hard for a woman like me to find a decent outfit to wear. My big tits always seem to be ready to burst through my blouses. As for my thick thighs and smallish waist finding pants is a huge hassle. Despite having all these issues I decided that I deserved to have at least four new outfits to be sexy in. I went from store to store trying to fit my round ass in all these different outfits before I gave up. I knew that I needed someone else to help me so I looked for a nice little helper. I gave my nipples a pinch so they knew it was time for action and went in for my prey. This young man was the total package. He was well kept, clean cut, and on top of it all he had grey eyes! The only issue with having peepers like that is I can notice immediately when your gaze is fixated on the wrong thing. My pre-prepped nips were pushing hard against the fabric of my shirt and you could see my big disk aureolas through it too. This man could not get enough of my bodacious tatas. I asked if he would help me try on something to make them really pop and he immediately agreed. We found many tops that showed off how nice and round my tits were but I only was able to try on two before I was pushed up against the fitting room mirror. He had a handful of ass and a mouthful of tit. I lifted my leg up so his hands could have a clear path to my steaming cunt. He plunged his hand deep in my pussy and finger fucked me until I squirted all over the skirt I planned on purchasing. I could feel his dick getting harder and harder as it bulged through his pants. I wanted to unleash that meaty beast so I ripped his pants off and massaged his cock between my boobs. He loved when the tip poked through the top of my cleavage so I could suck up all that precum he was oozing between my tits. As I rubbed my tits together I felt his balls tighten up even more as his cock swelled. I squeezed my melons together as hard as possible while he shot his load all over me. It got on my chin, in my hair, on my tits, and on some of my new clothes. I wasn’t worried about the clothes though because sooner or later they were bound to get came on.

Chubby Love

He can’t get enough of my soft, sweet, sexy chubbiness. He loves to have me smother his face with all the folds of my chunky pussy, rubbing it back and forth, nearly suffocating him. The harder it is for him to breath with my soft, wet flesh covering his mouth and nose, the harder his dick gets and the faster he fucks me with his mouth. He will lay me down and bury his face between the folds of my belly, moaning and pushing farther into their depths, while he humps my leg with his aching cock. There are many times that he never actually sticks his dick in between the folds of my wet pussy. Still he cums over and over again with long, strong spurts that leave him shaking and weak. He never leaves me wanting, even if he doesn’t actually fuck me with his cock. He knows how to make me cum with out using his man tool. It is always very satisfying for both of us. Laying together when we are done, our bodies wet with a mixture of sticky cum and salty sweat, we fall fast asleep. For now.

My Future Looks Bright with Big Cock

So I was bored today and went shopping and had lunch with one of my girlfriends. She is an earthy spiritual type and begged me to go to a palm reader with her. I was skeptical. Seems like a waste of time and money. The time I spend with some old gypsy, I could be fucking or sucking. But sometimes we make sacrifices for our best friends.  We went to this little shop that sells crystals and shit. Paid $50 each for our fortune of sorts.  She went first. Was in there for 30 minutes or so and when she came back she was ecstatic. She was babbling about how the gypsy said good things were in her future and big changes on the horizon. Pretty much non descriptive dribble as far as I was concerned.  But, I bit the bullet and took my turn. She was looking at my hand, reading the lines. Her eyes got really big and she looked at me and said, “You are a naughty woman.” I gulped a bit and thought, hmmm what is she seeing? She then said all she could see in my future was big huge cock, sex and bodily fluids. Sounds about right. Like monster cock; the kind of dicks one only sees in porn. She added with a smirk on her face, “I’m jealous.”  I asked her what the biggest dick she ever had was and she replied, “I’ve only ever had my husband’s cock and it’s about 4 inches.” I tried to stifle my laughter, but I told her,” that’s not a dick honey. Well not a dick on a grown man.” I told her I wish I could share my future with her because there is no other better feeling than having a big dick crammed in your love holes, stretching you out and making you beg.  I felt sorry for her; I really did. I mean I wouldn’t wish a pencil dick or a clit stick on my worst enemy. Women deserve sexual pleasure, even the ugly, old and fat ones. Women are superior. Pure and simple. And that alone is reason to suggest we all deserve the biggest thickest piece of meet we can get in our pussies.

I left that shop feeling sad that some women do not understand their worth; do not understand that they too deserve big cock to worship. But, I always feel very grateful that I know what a wicked hot piece of ass I am and that my future is paved with the big thick cocks I deserve. I just wish you pathetic little dick losers would get the clue and stop trying to tell me you got what I need. When I need a good laugh I will call you; when I need a hard throbbing big cock, well, I will call a real man.

Hot Phonesex with Sheila: The Scent of a Woman

Hot phonesex is what I need right now. Being a trophy wife is tough work. I got up early this morning and got a mani/pedi and a massage. My husband paid for it of course. I am now at home bored and horny as hell. Sure I could be doing domesticated goddess stuff, but look at me? I am way too hot to clean. My stepsons are working, my husband is out of town as usual, but that doesn’t mean I can’t satisfy my cock craving.  This afternoon there will be a handsome rugged landscaper boy working on the lawn. I plan to have him work on my lawn too. I think I am going to masturbate until then and watch some porn. I bet you need to get off hard too. Mutual masturbation sounds so good right now.

 What stud wouldn’t want to fuck me or help me get off? I’m gorgeous. I’m such a hot MILF. I even have some pussy fur to remind guys I am not some little coed, but a grown ass woman. Real women have fur. I love running my fingers through my own pussy fur. And I love to see it wet and covered with cum, both mine and yours! And don’t get me started on how good it smells after being fucked for hours. That my boys, is the scent of a woman. You know what I mean don’t you? My body is a playground for men. Big beautiful boobs, nice hairy snatch, perfect round tight ass. I get hot just describing myself. I know I am way hotter than any school girl. And, I am certain I can fuck and suck better than any college coed. I’m going to play with my pussy all morning and it get it good and ripe so when my strapping lawn boy arrives he can smell my eager wet cunt. I know he will appreciate the scent of a woman. Bet you would too!