This weekend I had a girls night for me and a few of my closest friends. I have a small group of fellow slut an trophy wives that I get together with once a month when our husbands are away on a golf outing. Our plans for clubbing got cancelled thanks to Mother Nature, so I invited my girlies over to my place. After dinner, we started playing Cards Against Humanity and drinking wine, lots of wine. Somehow we got on a conversation about non human sex, which turned into a discussion on the weirdest things we have ever fucked.
I’m a slut wife in her sexual prime, not much I have not fucked, animate and inanimate. But, the wine allowed me to reveal a situation that happened a decade ago. I was really sick with some virus. High fever, on bed rest and lots of meds. I heard a strange noise and saw a bright light that startled me awake. I went to the living room to see what the ruckus was thinking it was an earthquake. The whole house was shaking. I saw something that couldn’t have been real. I remember passing out. I woke up in some futuristic plastic cage. Surely I was having a fever induced nightmare, I thought to myself.
Then some alien creature appeared. Not a little green man from movies, more of a robot looking hybrid monster that was way bigger than ET. I was pulled from my cage, stripped naked and probed. Every orifice I had was poked and prodded by a slimy device. I was certain I was the victim of alien experiments. I had heard about such things all my life having grown up in Roswell, NM. Aliens explored my pussy and ass with cold metal devices and tentacle like fingers. I kept hoping I was hallucinating, but I could feel pain. Plus, the experiments were leaving marks on my body as the creatures groped me. From what I had seen in the movies, the victims of alien abduction were usually released home with no memory of what had occurred. I hoped that was the case with me.
A different alien came out to see me. This one way bigger and more aggressive. He was putting his tentacle hands inside my pussy like he was fisting my cunt. I was so scared. I prayed I was delusional from the meds. Then the creature unzipped his pants and out popped a huge alien dick. Looked creepy. It was a spotted color and very slimy, not to mention huge in size. When it penetrated my pussy, I felt pain. It was so big it hit my uterus. The slimy feeling was gross to say the least. I grunted and screamed, but the creature just kept force fucking me. I think it was trying to impregnate me. I guess I appeared to be good alien breeding stock: thick, mature with big tits. It ejaculated some galactic jizz bomb inside me. Felt my womb filling up, expanding. “Oh no, I’m pregnant with an alien spawn,” I thought to myself.
The next thing I remembered after that was waking up in my bed. I thought it was all just a fever induced dream, until I pissed out some neon colored spunk and saw strange markings on my body. No one believed I had been abducted and fucked by aliens, not even my girl friends I was telling the story too. “Sheila, you are such a creative slut,” said one of my BFFs then laughed it off as some made up story to compete with our non human sex tales. I wish it had been made up, but the memories are still vivid of my galactic sexual assault. You may not believe in alien life, but I agree with Fox Muldar, the truth is out there; alien life is very real.
If you met me in person, you’d never believe I went to Catholic School! As Billy Joel says, “You Catholic girls start much too late,” but I sure didn’t! I was seducing the priests very early on! I could see how they watched me in those short skirts and tight sweaters. I developed early, so my enormous tits started growing while I was quite a pipsqueak!
