Turtle Dicks Make Me Laugh

Look at me. I’m fucking hot as hell. See my finger in my cunt? It can please me more than your turtle dick. Now look at the picture below. You may have to squint to see it. That is the pathetic wiener of a guy who wants to fuck me. Yes, some poor losers have clit sticks for dicks. My pinky finger is bigger than the sad excuse for a dick below. When he pulled his pants down, I was laughing so hard, I snorted soda out my nose. I’m a size queen and I make no apologies for needing big dick. I deserve huge cock. My husband recognizes that. Yet, I still get emails, calls and propositions all the time from tiny dick losers with turtle dicks like this. This sissy boy at least was smart enough to know what was between his legs was nothing more than entertainment fodder for me. But some dudes be like, come on baby, you know I got what you need. If I need a good laugh, then yes, those ken doll pee pees, are just what I need. But if I need a good hard fuck, then I need something I can feel; something no smaller than 8 thick hard inches. My pleasure is important. Yours, I could care less about.

The size of your dick determines how we play. Got a monster sized cock, well I will be your bitch and suck and fuck that bad boy all night long. You got an itty bitty thing, well I am gonna laugh and take photos to share with my fellow hot bitches who deserve big dick too. Now, this sissy boy who thought I would cheat on my husband for his pin dick today belongs in panties and a bra. Cocks belong in boxers or boxer briefs and my mouth, cunt and ass! But, little clits belong in little cotton panties with hearts or flowers on them! If you call me and admit to having a turtle for a dick, well be prepared for some serious Small Cock Humiliation Phone Sex. Life is too short to waste on itty bitty clitty sticks.

Bend over bitchboy!

sissy phone sexI’m feeling so mean tonight. You want to know why? I wrote out your complete perfect fantasy for you to sit at your computers and stroke your tiny little cock only for it to delete itself. I was doing that for you, so you know what that means right? Someone has to be punished and who is better to punish than my little sissy boys hiding their fantasies from everyone but me? It’s the holiday season and I know what that means; you’re having an especially hard time dealing with all that family down your throat all the time. You just want to get away, put on the pretty dress and silky panties and get fucked in the ass by my biggest strap on. That’s almost everything I have planned for you today, but wait there’s more! You get the ultimate sissy boy experience; I will do all the things you’ve imagined over and over again. You can wear my short slutty dress, and I’ll take the panties I am wearing right now off and let you wear them. Now, now, don’t cum yet my little faggot. I am going to shave you smooth like a girl now, just like you want. Look at you, so pretty! We’re almost there. Now it’s time to take that sissy boy virginity and what better way than with my 14 inch strap on? You love to act like you hate having your ass pounded and ripped apart, but we both know you love taking every inch of this cock. You’re already getting wet with your itty bitty dick. I know you want to cum, but you can’t till you take all 14 inches and tell me how much you love to be fucked in the ass. Not till you scream what a pathetic little sissy boy you are and beg me to let you wet that tiny little thing you call a cock. Mmm, that’s right good girl.

Dirty Deeds

I love doing housework in the nude… and with the cold weather coming it was time to clean out the fireplace. Normally it would be a horrible job, with all the ash and soot, but you said you would help me this year, so I agreed. I put some boots on, just to get in the spirit of things, and bent my naked ass over and started sweeping out the fireplace. You sat on the couch and I told you that you had promised to help. I looked back and saw you were jerking your hard cock while watching me work…

Of course that made my pussy get wet and I went about my business. I would give you a break as long as you were paying attention to my tight ass. I mean, poor me, right? I swept and swept, rolling my ass and hips and showing off my tight little pussy to you as I bent over. I could hear you stroking harder and faster and my nipples were hard as rocks.  I told you to get over here and help me and you got up and came over, but not to help with the fireplace…

You got between me and the fireplace and picked me right up off the floor by my ass. Your strength turns me on so fucking much. You lifted me right up on top of your throbbing dick and then pushed me right down on it. You grabbed my tits, which were covered in soot, making your hands black with the ash. Then you grabbed my ass again and started pulling my body up and down on your fuckstick. You bounced me so hard I came all down your balls. You kept pounding my pussy and filled me up with your sweet cum.

You lifted me back to the ground, leaving me to my work, and went back to sit on the couch. I bent back over towards the fireplace, pussy dripping, with big black soot prints from your hands on my ass, and finished my chore. So much for your promise to help, but I guess I can forgive you this time….

Strip Pool with BBW Beauty Glenda

Last night I went to this little dive bar in my neighborhood to shoot some pool. I was the  only girl in the place. Guess some women think it’s a bar like in The Accused. There is a pinball machine in the back too lol. But these working class studs weren’t cretins,  just good old horny boys.  My kind of boys. We decided to play strip pool. I have played strip poker, strip twister, but never strip pool. I was game. I was horny and a bad pool player,  so it didn’t matter to me because I knew as soon as they saw my big natural boobs, well, they would have me on top of that pool table in no time. I didn’t care about winning, just fucking.

After the first game, I was topless. I started using the cue stick to play with my titties. They were playing with their own sticks as they watched. Before long we were all naked and I was on all fours on the pool table. The bartender locked up the bar so we could have a little fun. There were like 7 guys including the bartender in the bar and myself.  One by one they fucked me from behind while I sucked another off. Now that is how to play pool–with 7 cue sticks up your cunt and in your mouth.

I was filled up with cum by the time we finished our “game.” I can’t wait for a rematch. I told them I would be back again this week to play. Next time I want fucked on that pinball machine!

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I LOVE Attention

A lot of girls act like they don’t want attention or men staring at them, but they’re all lairs. Every women wants men lusting after them! I LOVE to drive men wild and I don’t lie about it. I may keep it a secret from my family and a few friends, it’s just not their business. Daddy wouldn’t want to know about how his little girl is all grown up and gets stuffed by different cocks daily. It would kill him!
Like what if he knew about me dancing at the clubs sometimes? It would make holidays a little bit more uncomfortable. I remember last Thanksgiving that my outfit got a lot of my family upset. I just wanted to look good for my family! Also, my cousin was dating a guy I used to hook up with and obviously I wanted to have a little fun with him.
After dinner, we both slipped away to the bathroom for awhile to have fun like we used to. It was such a thrill having his cum run down my leg while I was in the room with my clueless cousin. Those two idiots even got married and she still doesn’t know!! Can you believe it?

Blow job 101

 Sucking cock isn’t something all girls love. It take talent and technique  and patients. Just a few of the things I have! There is something about a big thick cock that makes my mouth water. I can’t help myself if I see a guys bulge  in his pants. It doesn’t really matter where I am. If I see him in the elevator at my apartment, or standing in line for a coffee. I always find a way to get them to fallow me to the bathroom. When I get him in there I pull his pants down and just admire his big fat cock. I rub it against my face, across my lips.. My pussy is dripping wet before I even put it in my mouth. I love gagging on a guys big fat cock. Something about it makes me feel powerful! Like I have all the power in making him cum. The guy is so vulnerable with his cock in my mouth. I could blow his mind or bite the fucking thing off, not that I would ever do that! I love cock. I only want to make a cock feel good and happy. I believe every man should experience a mind blowing blow job. He should have one relationship with a woman who loves to suck dick. She should want to suck his cock at any time! On the way to her parents, to church, in church, at a restaurant, at the movies, in public bathrooms, in the shower, everywhere!! She should make her man moan and cum in her mouth. What most women don’t realize is a good blow job keeps your man happy and at home!! Keep sucking ladies!! and Guys, find a bitch who begs to suck your cock!

SEXTING

Sexting is one of my favorite things to do. There is something so erotic about watching as you type, waiting to see what dirty nasty thing you are going to say. I’m able to rub my pussy and my tits while the words light up on my screen and I read them, getting wetter and wetter. I have to lick my fingers off just to type back, tasting my sweet pussy and sending you a message to tell you all about it.

The best part is, you can do it in private – so fuck your family – lock the door and message me at Eye_Candy_Emma@yahoo.com and we can sext until you’re biting your tongue while your cum shoots to the ceiling. Half the fun is doing it and trying to stay quiet on your end. I get to do all the screaming!  As nasty pictures and messages cum your way, you can write me the dirtiest thoughts that have ever popped in that devious mind of yours.

It doesn’t cost anything more than it would to chat with me on the phone – so lets try something different tonight and chat via the screen. It makes my cunt wet knowing your wife or girlfriend are right in the other room and have no idea your cock is hard just for me. I am only a keystroke and a few cockstrokes away – message me now and lets get our sext on!

How a Cougar Shovels Snow

Mother nature is fucking crazy this year. Woke up yesterday to several inches of snow before December. I don’t do manual labor unless fucking big black cock counts as labor! So, needless to say, I don’t shovel snow. But , my car was buried and there was no pee path for my pups. What does a hot cougar do when she needs snow shoveled? She calls her hot stepson. Before I even made my coffee, there were 4 hot college studs and my stepson at my door shoveling snow. I was getting hot and bothered watching them in my yard doing all that labor. I jokingly yelled out the window, “Give me a show.” Suddenly, they started taking their clothes off. In 20 degree weather, these college studs shoveled my snow naked. Now that was a show.

I invited them in to warm up, well warm me up. I sucked their hard cocks. How they stayed hard in that chill was beyond me. My stepson said it was my hot body they kept them warm. I thanked each one with my hands, mouth and boobs. Made sure each one gave me a hot creamy load of cum. My stepson did the most work, so he got to fuck me first. I was riding him reverse cowgirl in front of his friends. Even though I had just made them all cum, they were hard again watching my show. They stood their stroking their cocks for me as my stepson pumped his dick in and out of my ass and cunt. I was so turned on by all the hard throbbing dick around me, I squirted. Full on jet stream. I hit the boys with my juice.

Well squirting on my college studs turned my afternoon into a gang bang. I ended up fucking all four of my stepson’s  fraternity pals. They covered me in cum, I covered them in cum.  Hot jizz is better than a hot toddy on a snowy day anytime.

Cum be my good little dick sucker!

I have a huge cock just waiting for the taking. I drip precum just thinking about your lips around my massive dick.  I love the way you play with my balls, and tickle my ass when your deep throating  my foot long.  I will make a good little dick sucking bitch out of you yet.

Your skills need to be refined, but I can help you wit that. I want to skull fuck you, and show you what it is like to indulge yourself  in true bliss of making me cum in your mouth. I want to know you are satisfied truly in every way. I want you to know what a good job you are doing as my good cock sucker. To find this out, the only way, is to let me break you down and train you the right way. Trust me we will both enjoy it , and we can cum together. Cum play with me, I will be waiting on you to show me what you have learned.

Thankful for Big Black Cock

Every year I look forward to Thanksgiving. I don’t have much family to speak of, but each year, I get together with a group of black men for a very special dinner. A dinner where I give thanks to all the big black cock that have been so good to me over the past years. And instead of stuffing a turkey, I get stuffed. Stuffed in every hole I got. Plus, I get special gravy. The best gravy around, big black cock gravy. All the bulls at dinner, cum in a bowl, as well as me, and I get to pour it on my food. Black cock cum is so tasty on mashed potatoes. And what is left over, I get to drink right out of the bowl.

My favorite part of Thanksgiving, is paying personal tribute to those very special cocks that helped make my year so fulfilling. I mean many black cocks have fulfilled my cunt, fulfilled my ass, fulfilled my mouth. I enjoy giving thanks to those cocks. Because without big black cock, my life would have no real meaning. I get down on my knees and worship those cocks. Take them between my lips, let them  go in and out of my holes, even let them cum all over me.

Thanksgiving was designed to give thanks to the previous year’s harvest. And that is just what I do. I pay thanks to  the beautiful big black crops I had. And let me tell you, when it comes to big beautiful black cock, there is never enough thanks one woman can give. Black cock simply pleases a woman better than any white cock ever could; provides orgasms like no other; and stuffs a cunt and ass better than those pilgrims stuffed a turkey. Of course I cannot wait for Thanksgiving. That is the day I get 15 black cocks full of gravy for me to show thanks too.