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Merry Fucking Christmas

We have our own set of holiday traditions here at the club house. We always set up an adult holiday house that isn’t for the faint of heart. For example if you get caught under our mistletoe instead of getting kissed you get covered in cum or piss or what ever the person closest to you decides they want to cover you in. We have a Santa but our Santa isn’t the sweet and jolly St. Nick that every one is used to. In fact he is a menacing fella. He doesn’t pass out candy canes and sweet treats, instead he hands out alcohol and drugs and nasty sex toys. Whatever gift you get you must share with at least one of his wicked little elves. And if you’re nice you get what you deserve, a visit to the dark side and an introduction to what you should be all year.
Naughty, very, very naughty! Our idea if holiday cheer is nothing that you have ever experienced in your life. But I can guarantee you that it is something you will never forget and if you have even a hint of bad in you, you will come back for more. If you know someone that needs a special holiday this year, you know where to go.

Family Fun Phone Sex

This weather so turns me on for slutty family fun phone sex.  I love going outside and rough housing with my family.   We all decided to go out and play a game of hide and go seek.  I knew this was going to be a good day.  As I stood there and closed my eyes the tikes went off to go hide.  8- 9- 10 here I come ready or not.  I ran and scoured the area. I found my big brother hidden in the barn with his pants dropped to his ankles. His cock was already hard and he told me he had been hoping I’d find him first.  I dropped to my knees my mouth wide open for that juice filled cock, my blouse slid off, my skirt hiked up so he could have fun too.  I licked and sucked the head of his dick so eagerly.

Family Fun Phone Sex

He held my head there and made me gag as he rammed his thick cock down my throat.  While this was going on it began to snow heavily.  Everyone went in search to see where I had gone. My uncle john stumbled across us first.  He came up and ran his hand down my skirt, mmm aren’t we a little wet? He lifted my hips as I was still sucking my bother he pulled my thongs to the side and slid in his dick.  He talked about how good of a slut I was and I needed to be jollier, so he pulled out a thick juicy candy cane and probed my ass with it.  I was so fucking turned on my bother pulled out and shot his hot load all over my face while uncle john shot his deep in my pussy.  I was licking my lips and finished cleaning up my candy cane.  Cousin Bob had come in to have his turn.  They told me to lay on the floor and that  they were going to get me on the naughty list. All three of them stepped out for a bit. When they returned they each had a  big icy cold snow ball. I was teased like a whore with snow being put on my nipples and clit.  They built me up until  I squirted so hard it melted the biggest snow ball.  Finally I was done and I earned the top spot on the naughty list.

I LOVE being a sneaky slut

I had a photo session this Thursday! Obviously I’ve been in a lot of sets and I’m so used to it I never get nervous anymore. Honestly most of the time I think they’re really boring, but not this time.
As usual the photographer wasn’t great looking and the lights were too hot. Thankfully we took breaks and there were plenty of yummy snacks. The photographer tried to flirt with me on break and I would have considered it if I didn’t already have my eye on the caterer.
When I approached him he told me his name was Toby. Not the best name, but he was really cute! Very broad shoulders! I could tell he was younger than me too, but that’s never stopped me before. I decided to stop playing games with him and start having fun. I still had to make the first move because Toby was so oblivious! How could he not notice how much I wanted him?
Anyway, I grabbed Toby by his wrist and led him to one of the equipment closest. I’ve hooked up with guys there before so I told him not to worry about getting caught. He seemed scared that his boss might find out. So adorable! I decided to make it easy for him because I could tell that he’d never done anything like this before. I pushed all the junk off a busted desk and sat on the edge with my legs spread. His cock was already rock hard, but I saw it jump when he slipped his finger inside my slippery cunt.
We didn’t have time for foreplay and I didn’t need it, he was sooo sexy. I grabbed his stiff prick and pulled it toward my soaking wet pussy. Feeling Toby’s cock throbbing deep inside me made me squirm and moan. I was so loud that he had to cover my mouth with his hand while he fucked me. I squirt twice by the time break was over and got to swallow a mouthful of his warm cum. I LOVE being sneaky, I hope Toby is at my next shoot. I know I definitely had a smile on my face while I finished the rest of the set.

Virgin Phone Sex: The Tranny and the Teen Snowed In

A few winters ago, I went on a solo skiing trip. Hit a major snow storm. My car got stuck in the snow and I had to walk quite a bit to get to the cabin area.  Before I got there, I found a cute young girl who was making a snowman. She was clearly a snow bunny. She was frolicking in the snow naked. The cold wet snow she claimed felt good between her butt cheeks, and invigorated her cunnie. I thought she was crazy. I was freezing my balls off. She didn’t yet know I had balls, and it was so cold I was beginning to wonder if I still had them. She double dog dared me to take my clothes off and make snow angels with her. Well, I never refuse a dare. No matter how cold I am.

When she saw my cock she could not help but get all wide eyed. Apparently she had never seen a chick with a dick, didn’t even know we really existed. I played in the snow with her for a bit, then I told her we needed to find a warm place. Her cabin was close, so we went there. The snow continued to fall, stranding us inside for several days. My preference is hard cock, but I have been known to play with pussy. And, this sweet barely legal girl had a sweet tight muff on her. I started a fire in the fireplace and between her legs.

I’m best known as cocksucker extraordinaire, but that weekend I was a supreme snatch licker. I made that girl squirt for the first time with my talented tongue. I also taught her how to be a better cock sucker. She was a natural, just needed some pointers like licking  that backdoor pussy. Turns out she was a virgin. I was her first BJ. She had given a handjob before, but was saving herself for marriage. My naked snow bunny was a virgin? Whoa. Didn’t know virgins existed still. Because I was not all man, she felt like she could fuck me and still be a virgin. I was not going to argue with her about a technicality. I slid my hard cock in her tight cunt.  For a moment, I understood what dirty old men were thinking. Something so tight on your cock feels amazing. Her cunt was tighter than any virgin ass I had ever fucked.

I came so hard in her virgin cunt. Biggest load I had shot in a long time.  She was convinced she couldn’t get pregnant by me, but I still got swimmers, so I can knock a chick up. We fucked for days until the snow let up and her family returned from where they were stranded. They never knew  I was not all female nor that I had popped their baby girl’s cherry. They thanked me for taking care of their angel. They never knew I was a naughty tranny. We washed the bear skin rug to hide the evidence.  Not a snow day goes by now that I don’t want to frolic in the cold wet snow. And I get hard thinking of the sweet tight young cherry I popped and wonder if I am a mother.

How a Cougar Shovels Snow

Mother nature is fucking crazy this year. Woke up yesterday to several inches of snow before December. I don’t do manual labor unless fucking big black cock counts as labor! So, needless to say, I don’t shovel snow. But , my car was buried and there was no pee path for my pups. What does a hot cougar do when she needs snow shoveled? She calls her hot stepson. Before I even made my coffee, there were 4 hot college studs and my stepson at my door shoveling snow. I was getting hot and bothered watching them in my yard doing all that labor. I jokingly yelled out the window, “Give me a show.” Suddenly, they started taking their clothes off. In 20 degree weather, these college studs shoveled my snow naked. Now that was a show.

I invited them in to warm up, well warm me up. I sucked their hard cocks. How they stayed hard in that chill was beyond me. My stepson said it was my hot body they kept them warm. I thanked each one with my hands, mouth and boobs. Made sure each one gave me a hot creamy load of cum. My stepson did the most work, so he got to fuck me first. I was riding him reverse cowgirl in front of his friends. Even though I had just made them all cum, they were hard again watching my show. They stood their stroking their cocks for me as my stepson pumped his dick in and out of my ass and cunt. I was so turned on by all the hard throbbing dick around me, I squirted. Full on jet stream. I hit the boys with my juice.

Well squirting on my college studs turned my afternoon into a gang bang. I ended up fucking all four of my stepson’s  fraternity pals. They covered me in cum, I covered them in cum.  Hot jizz is better than a hot toddy on a snowy day anytime.

Forced Bisexuality Phone Sex With Monika

My best friend is getting married!! I still can’t believe she said yes to the prick.

Any way while we were getting ready for the big moment, another bridesmaid and I thought why not help Sarah relax.

I told Sarah that my panties weren’t fitting right and I got her to rub them and straighten them out.

I pushed her back onto the vanity and I started kissing her. Our other friend Tina helped open her legs and started kissing her thighs. We could tell Sarah hadn’t been touched and fucked in a very long time. We wanted her relaxed and ready for her new vows, or maybe just to fuck her so good that she realizes she doesn’t need a man.

We finger her ass and her pussy, sucked her clit till she screamed. She squirted so much all over me, that I had to get into the shower where they both fallowed me. We spent all morning fucking each other, taking a break to get ready, then go back to fucking. Finally it was time. No body knew what the 3 of were doing, or had done all day. We each took our turns with long kisses, caress and fucking each other silly. It wasn’t a surprise when Sarah got half way down the isle stopped, laughed, and threw her flowers at that worthless prick. We went with her back to the dressing room where we fucked hard for what felt like days! 

Gang Bang Phone Sex

The best part of a bike run is all the fucking action. All of us showing the guys our tits, cocks getting hard and one big gang bang. We know what it is like to give and receive free love. There is never a dry cunt or soft dick in the group when we go on a run. This bike run is special because it is the first one that I get to ride my own bike and I don’t have to ride bitch. By the time we reached camp my cunt was so fucking wet from the bike vibrating between my legs all day that I was ready to get fucked hard. The guys and girls didn’t disappoint me.The orgy was hot and lasted all night long. my pussy was so sore that I didn’t know if I could ride all day again, but I was going to give it my best shot.

Barely Legal Phone Sex Bambi Fucking on the Washing Machine!

I love fucking on the the washing machine. It’s like a big vibrator for my whole body! It sends tingles all over and shoots straight to my pussy. When I’m in a kinky mood I love to find crazy places to get off and the laundry room happens to be one of my favorites. Daddy caught me playing with myself on top of the washer. Uh oh! I was too busy with sticky fingers inside my cunnie to even stop. Daddy didn’t mind though, in fact he loved seeing his little girl pleasuring herself. He came up to me and asked if he could help me. Of course daddy could help! I love when he curls his tongue and tongue fucks my little pussy. He got on his knees and gripped my legs and dived face first into my juice box. Daddy’s tongue and that vibration of the washer had me on the brink of cumming! Daddy flicked his tongue up and down my clit and sent me into orgasmic heaven!

I was major horny now! I wanted to feel daddy’s cock inside so I could cum again but all over his fat cock this time. He scooted me to the edge of the washer and teased my clitty with his huge love machine. As he slid in my tight cunt, the machine went into spin cycle. Mmm It felt so good up against my ass as daddy was pounding my fuck hole. Daddy was fucking me so good to the rhythm of the washer, I think that was the hardest I’ve came ever! I squirted all over daddy’s dick and made a mess all over the washer! The one thing that gets things clean was leaking with my juices! Dirty Dirty washing machine!

Rough Sex Phone Sex with Sheila: The Triple Lindy

Last year a girlfriend and I went to Vegas for a weekend of debauchery. That meant big cock, gambling, drugs and spending our husbands’ money. All of that is easily accomplished in Sin City. On our last night there we met a couple male strippers from The Thunder Down Under show. Very well built, handsome Australian hunks. I kind of always assumed those muscle bound jock types took steroids, thus had little peckers. But these guys were the exception, not the rule. Both had 11 inch really thick dicks. We measured them.  They came up to our hotel room where we partied for hours before getting down and dirty. They had awesome nose candy from down under.

We got to talking sex positions. They were both into tantric sex, the Karma Sutra and all sorts of weird positions.  They were meat heads, but sexy ones. Being that well built meant they could hold women in all sorts of positions. I fancied myself a sexpert of sorts enjoying all kinds of positions, but one I had never been able to master because I am not a small woman was The Triple Lindy. I am not fat, but I am tall, thick and juicy, so holding me up has always been a challenge for most of my lovers. I asked our hunks if they had ever successfully fucked a girl in the notoriously dangerous position called the Triple Lindy. This position has always intrigued me, but it takes strength and stamina for both partners. Oh and a huge cock. One of the strippers had done it, and more than once. He said the key was just aligning the chick right so his cock would go in her pussy as she put her weight back on him. He described it like he was fucking a mermaid with her head tilted back, and her arms to her side gripping his arms for balance.  The way he described it, it sounded not the hard.

I was determined to try this position because I had always heard it provided an intense G spot orgasm for the lady if done correctly. I was drunk and high, and feeling lucky. I went down on his massive shaft and sucked him like my life depended on it. OMG that cock was throbbing and twitching in my mouth. I could barely get all 11 inches down my throat, but I did manage to have his hefty balls tight on my chin as a sign of accomplishment. When his rod was as hard as a baseball bat, I begged for him to Triple Lindy me. He said it was best to fuck me first in a more traditional fashion so my cunt was nice and juicy for easy penetration. My cunt was dripping from sucking his cock, not sure how much wetter it could get. Well, it could get a lot wetter. He  got me doggie style, right there in the living room with our friends watching, and fucked my pussy and ass harder than either have been fucked. His cock was so big it was almost like a sword going through me. I was squirting as he fucked me, drenching our friends on the sidelines.

After about an hour of solid, hardcore fucking, he was ready to do the Lindy. He had no problem picking me up, which was impressive as I am no light weight. I had to tighten my ab muscles to lean backwards on to his hard, pulsating cock. I held on to his massive biceps and he thrust his cock up in me so hard. For a few minutes, this was hot, rough sex. He even hit my cervix, albeit painful, painful in a hurts so good kinda way. Well that pleasure didn’t last long. All was going great, until he lost his balance, I fell forward, hit my head on the coffee table and damn well nearly snapped his dick off. I had a huge mark on my forehead, my own sort of scarlet letter, and he had a swollen dick. He stuck his cock in a bucket of ice, while we all had a good laugh. Well at least I can say I tried The Triple Lindy, and that was the closest to success I will ever get. This girl just has too much junk in the trunk for that position. Guess I am sticking to more generic sexual positions for the safety of others.  What wild kinky positions have you tried?

Squirting Phone Sex with Sheila: A Happy Ending Massage

We have been having  tons of storms lately. Bad storms too. Getting annoyed because it’s hurting my ability to get out and fuck. So, I decided I would just take a day all for me.  A day of pampering. A day of masturbation. I called up this mobile massage place I saw an ad for in the Back Pages. I honestly needed a good rub down; not a happy ending massage, but a good get the kinks out kind. Not that I am against happy ending massages, but I figured those kind of massages were primarily for men. I was mistaken.

A very lovely Asian girl showed up at my door with her own table. I have a huge European style bathroom thanks to my husband’s money, so we set up in there as there is a rainforest shower and a steam room. I get naked and lay face down  on the table and instantly she is massaging my ass. In fact she seems in awe of my junk in the trunk. I do have a big beautiful booty. Sure enough a finger goes up my cunt and I get wet pretty fast. Nimble little fingers on those Asian girls. My ass goes up in the air to meet her and I feel her hot breath on my cunt. She then sticks her tongue deep in my twat and buries her face in my taint. My ass pretty much swallowed her face.  She speaks little English but my body language and moans, oh and wet snatch, tell her she is doing an excellent job. She must have seen my life like cock suction cup dildo on the side of the tub, because next thing I knew, it was in my ass. Deep in my ass. I was purring like a newborn kitty.

I came a few times before she actually gave me a real massage. Not complaining though because I need to cum about 10 times a day to stay healthy and happy. I go a day without cumming and I am one cranky bitch. I paid her handsomely, she was well worth the money. Not the strongest hands around, but damn fine fingers and tongue. She seemed really quite enamored by my body and  horny after our session. I didn’t really understand what she was saying until she grabbed my dildo and tried to put it in my cunt. I think she wanted to see me ride it. See how it’s really used.  So, I put it on the edge of the tub and went to town on it like I do with my stepsons’ cocks. My big tits were bouncing up and down, nearly gave myself a black eye. I could feel by body convulsing wildly.  I was cumming harder than I had in a long time. Something felt different. I  stood up quickly to enjoy this orgasm to the fullest, and for the first time I squirted.  Hot, wet, sweet projectile cum. And all over my sweet little Asian masseuse

I don’t know if it was the massage first, having a cute little horny Asian spectator, or if I hit a spot I have never hit before, but I know this for sure, I am gonna keep on playing with my pussy until I squirt again. I know I can do it again. Maybe you would like me to quirt on your face or better yet, all over your cock? Are you thirsty big boy?