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Prostate Phone Sex Leaves Your Balls Thoroughly Drained

prostate phone sexProstate phone sex a sexy tranny knows how to deliver. Not every man is comfortable, exploring his own prostate. And many still don’t want anybody else exploring it either. But if you’re a bottom boy with a shemale, she will explore your prostate. And trust me, you will love it. Best ball draining of your life, guaranteed. 

When I met Oscar, he knew what he wanted from me. He wanted to experience a prostate orgasm. And he knew my sexy 10-inch cock would likely do the trick. Even much smaller cocks than mine could do the trick. Of course, every man is built a bit differently, but a cock at least 5 inches should find that hidden magic button.

I met Oscar six years ago. He learned about my panty surprise from a friend. A happily married guy, but recently as an older man, he started experiencing dick issues. I think he told me he recently turned 60. His wife does not seem interested in sex anymore and although he admitted to slowing down, he still wants to cum. But he can no longer cum simply from beating his meat.

He thought as a shemale domination porn star, I could drain his balls for him. And get this. He even asked his wife if it would be OK. And she loves me, so she gave him the go ahead. Oscar will never leave his wife. And I’m not a homewrecker. I looked at this more like a good deed. A man I know is experiencing erectile dysfunction. And I could help him experience thorough ball draining.

A Sexy Shemale Knows How to Drain Your Balls

He came over last night and seemed incredibly nervous. I think he feared that he would want this more than once. And I told him that it happens often. But we agreed on a one-time fuck to drain his balls. Show him that his cock still works. Perhaps, it just might need a little manual stimulation from the inside to cum. So not only did I fuck his ass hard, but I also showed him with a dildo how to do it himself.

I drained his balls completely. Better than they’ve been drained in a very long time. And I showed him how to milk his own prostate. Every man should know how to drain his own prostate. Because let’s face it. We’re all human. And at some point, we might experience some erectile dysfunction, or our balls might get so backed up that merely jacking off alone will not rectify the issue.

And nobody better to show you how to milk your own prostate than a sexy tranny phone sex babe. Of course, the preferred way to milk your prostate would be with a sexy tranny cock up your ass, but I know that’s not possible for everyone. So, at the very least let me show you how to milk your own prostate with a sex toy. And you can even use your wife’s toy and I won’t tell her. Our secret.

Cock Worshiping Phone Sex Requires a Cock I Find Worthy

cock worshiping phone sexI love cock worshiping phone sex. But I’m not worshiping a small dick. Although I understand you pay for a service, I am not the woman you call unless you’re into small dick humiliation. I don’t just suck any cock. Look at this black beauty in my mouth. That’s what I will worship. And if you cannot compare, do not think that I’m going to suck on your fucking shrimp dick because you paid for a call.

I don’t owe you a thing. And I don’t know you. I love my husband very much, but I don’t even suck his tiny little dick. I do not believe in blowing smoke in a man’s ass. So, if you’ve got a small dick and you don’t realize it yet, you will realize it after a call with me.

Max called me last night and bragged about his 5-inch cock. Sure, that appears to be bigger than my husband ‘s cock but not worthy enough for me to suck or even touch. 5-inches? Really that’s what you want to brag about? Men need to understand not all cocks get created equally. And women know that. Internet porn let’s women know they shouldn’t settle for a small cock. Although I did marry a man with a tiny dick, I did not settle because I still get all the black cock I want. My husband knows he does not measure up.

Men, You Live in Denial If You Believe a 5-inch Cock is Big

The stupidity of men never ceases to amaze me. If you don’t want small cock humiliation phone sex, then lie to me. Tell me you have an 8-inch cock or a 9-inch cock. But don’t tell me you have a 5-inch dick and act like I should feel lucky to worship it. I consider that kind of thinking as living in the land of denial.

I am not some traditional wife. I’m a cuckolding wife. So, Max got a much different call than he wanted. But I gave him the option. I told him we did not need to go through with the call. Or he could make the call, but it would be a slightly different call.

Surprisingly, he decided to try it out. And I turned him into one of my many phone cuckolds. And I let him get a taste for what life married to a woman who does not blow smoke up his ass might appear like. He tried to tell me his wife loves his 5-inch cock. So, I asked him a few questions to determine if she really did love his cock. I guess you could say I burst his bubble about the state of his marriage. No doubt he now realizes how unhappy and unsatisfied his wife appears to be with his pathetically average dick.

I Help Men Realize They Have Unhappy Wives

He needed that reminder. And he needed to understand how happy she could be with a black cock. In fact, his wife getting some black dick on the side might save his marriage. Because as women get older their sexual satisfaction matters more.

So, I gave Max a taste of what it might be like to be married to a black cock phone sex whore. And I opened his eyes to his wife’s sexual displeasure. Although I doubt, he will bring her a big black cock for Valentine’s Day, I think Max at least will start eating her pussy and letting her use big dildos in the bedroom. As he should.

Men do not stand in the way of your wife’s sexual happiness. A happy wife equals a happy marriage. Get your head out of the sand and stop living in the dark ages. And don’t let your ego stand in the way of your wife’s sexual pleasure. Let me make your marriage solid.

Romantic Phone Sex and Sensual Ferris Wheel Fucking

I’ve been seeing John for almost a year now, to think all of “us” started with a romantic phone sex call, seems soo surreal. Every single date we ever had has ended in some of the raunchiest sex romps ever. I’m talking about going to see a movie, and making out in the theatre. My hands down his pants and his fingers in my panties. Touching and teasing each other all through the movie, and then ravaging each other in the car in the parking lot.

Then there was the time when John and I stayed at a very classy hotel. It overlooked the boardwalk on ocean boulevard. Kind of busy street, especially at night. We raised the blinds, and made out. Then, John took my top off and pushed me against the bay window. My tits were right against it, My nipples smushed. Face peering out the window as John took me from behind, dicking me deep. His cock stretching me and knocking me up against the window. Staring out seeing all those people walking on the strip, knowing they can look up and see him fucking my brains out.

I came so loud when we did that. Covering Johns Girthy Prick in all my juices.

The Most Romantic sex we have had to date, is when we got stuck at the top of the Ferris wheel. In one of those baskets. I’m a bit nervous when it comes to heights, and John wanted to keep my mind occupied. They called to us on the bullhorn from down below. ” It’s gonna take a while to fix it” . John started rubbibg me shoulder and trying t get me to relax. His hands made their way to my thighs, and he Groped. His manly hands felt so good. Then his face, made its place between my legs as he kissed my pussy.

I couldn’t handle that for too long. My body began bucking under his wet kiss. I begged for him to open me with his cock. Pleading with him to meld and merge with me. I wanted to be connected. His cock connecting with me. Fucking and interlocking. I wanted him in the worst way. John knew what I needed and sank deep and hard into me. Every thrust making the basket swing more, but my fear was gone. I threw my cunt back against Johns throbbing cock, begging for his cum.

Pleading for his release. Begging for him to fill me.

Our Bodies, Shuttering as we started cumming at the same exact time. My choked squeal, and his gutterall grunts and moans. Our Basket swung with the rhythm we found in each other.

Romantic Phone Sex

 

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Phone Sex Fetish Calls Let Us Explore New Things

phone sex fetishLet’s enjoy an adult beverage and talk about your phone sex fetish. So, I read an article recently that said some researcher in the field of human sexuality compiled a list of over 550 types of sexual fetishes. They call them paraphilias which simply means non-normal sexual interests. But who decides what’s normal, right? I think any sexual fetish feels normal if it’s our sexual fetish. And what’s the harm. Why do people feel the need to kink shame.

I don’t kink shame. Perhaps we all have them. But the other night, a friend and I looked over this fast list of different sexual fetishes. Now some of them makes we knew about like foot fetishes, attraction to transgender folks, BDSM, smoking and voyeurism. Things like that. But we found some we never even heard of. Did you know that there’s a sexual fetish for clowns. Like people want to fuck clowns or fuck while dressed as a clown. I think Poltergeist and It ruined me for the fetish decades ago, LOL

And there’s also a fetish for armpits. Like men want to fuck and cum in an armpit. I’m not judging. But I am curious if there’s anybody out there who reads my blogs who wants to fuck my armpit or fuck me dressed as a clown.

Trust Me, I Don’t Kink Shame. I’d Like to Explore Some Fetishes With  You

My girlfriend and I drank a couple bottles of wine and started reading over all the sexual fetishes. Some of them freaked us out a little bit, but that’s just because a fetish towards insects would likely result in a heart attack for me. We read a story about a guy who could only fuck his girlfriend when he covered her in bugs. Not only would I piss myself, but I’d likely experience a heart attack if even one insect crawled across my stomach.

You think you’re wild and kinky until you read stories about unique fetishes. My girlfriend strips like I do, but she doesn’t do phone sex. And I’ve talked to guys with all sorts of different fetishes and I’ve experienced some in the VIP room at the club too. So, we swapped stories.

 I told her about this one guy that would come into the VIP room, and he wanted me to masturbate him with balloons. Yes, you read that correctly. Balloons. He liked to rub his cock on them and while he did that, I would pop the balloons, but he wouldn’t know when. And almost every time I popped the balloon he spontaneously came.

What is Your Weirdest Fetish?

My fellow stripper bestie told me about this guy that used to pay her so he could fuck her in his bathtub full of Jell-O. We Jell-O wrestled before at the club. Back before Covid, once in a blue moon the club would host a Jell-O wrestling night. I just thought maybe because it seemed less messy than mud wrestling. But it is a popular fetish. Jelly fetishism. Which means a person derives sexual gratification from gelatinous substances like jelly or slime on their bodies.

Personally, I wrote down a few fetishes that sounded a little interesting to me. I’m down to explore new things. Plus, I enjoy exploring fetishes with my callers. Fetish phone sex calls help us explore in a safe environment new and intriguing things. So, who wants to explore some new things with me?

Incest Phone Sex Keeps Everyone Warm During Winter

incest phone sexI love incest phone sex. In fact, I live for incest and cocaine. Fucking and partying are two things I excel that. Perhaps my mother had loftier ideals for me growing up. She wanted me to attend college and get a fancy job. But instead, I dropped out my freshman year because I liked partying and fucking too much.

Now my mother agrees with my life choices. But that’s because I married a wealthy man and gave her two horny teenage grandsons who not only love fucking their mommy, but love fucking their grandma too. My mother came from money. However, her family cut her off financially and physically when she married my truck driver father. And my mom seemed too proud to admit to her parents that they were right about him. My mom started partying and fucking my brother. And she fucked a lot of black cock too back in the day.

Everything I know about being a dirty party mommy phone sex slut, I learned from my own mother. Trapped in an unhappy marriage? The solution would be to fuck your sons and do lines of cocaine. But I’m not trapped in a bad marriage. I love my husband. Although he did cut me off financially because I put all his money up my nose instead of paying bills and buying groceries, I still love them. In fact, I think our great marriage seems solid because I get to have my cake and eat it too. 

This Mommy Whore is Getting Used to Her Family Being Snowed In with Her

My husband does not know the extent that I party, but he knows all about me fucking our two teenage sons. And he approves. We still appear snowed in. The boys did not go to school at all last week, and they have yet to return this week. Even my husband stays home and works in this kind of weather. But I always work from home. So, if my husband works at home, he will hear me fucking our boys.

And yesterday he came into the office while I worked my phone sex line with a hard dick. My husband is 15 years older than me and his cock does not always get hard anymore. I felt willing to fuck my old man, but he wanted to watch me with our sons instead. And I felt good with that too. My boys used to not like daddy watching us. It weirded them out. But now that they are older, they don’t give a fuck who watches. Their hormones seem to have a mind of their own.

We enjoyed a fun snow day. My husband jacked off watching his two sons tag team mommy. Of course, I think I enjoyed it most of all. Because I enjoyed two teenage cocks inside of me while making my old man happy without needing to touch his old dick. Like I said earlier, I love my husband. I don’t mind his cock, but teenage dick guarantees me a hot fuck and plenty of cum every time.

Hot Ass Sex and Swallowing Sperm are What Married Men Want the Most From Me

hot ass sexAs a sexy BBW, I enjoy hot ass sex too. And I discover that a lot of my married lovers seem curious about anal sex. Porn today includes a lot of anal sex scenes. But I think most wives don’t give up their booty. I’m not sure why. Maybe fears over feeling dirty. Or fear that it will hurt. Both valid concerns. I’ll admit the first time a man wanted to explore anal sex with me, I shut him down. I shut the next two men down too.

However, the fourth man, I decided could pop my anal cherry. By that time anal sex seemed more frequent in porn and a little more common place sexually. And I just decided how would I know if I didn’t like it, if I didn’t try it. That married man treated me gently.

We used plenty of lube and he took his time. I practiced my breathing, which seems to be the trick to it all. If your lover exhibits patience and gentleness with you, you practice your deep breathing, and you both use plenty of lube, anal sex does not feel bad. Although I do prefer a cock in my wet bald pussy, I occasionally enjoy anal sex.

And the two biggest things that married men ask of me include anal sex, and swallowing their seed. I’ve always swallowed, however. It just seems rude to spit it out. I look at cum as a gift a man gives me. And spitting it out would be a sign that I didn’t like my gift. I’m not a rude mistress. So, I always swallow and now I always give up the booty too. Two things wives never seem to do. And one of the reasons I’m a popular mistress.

Two Things Wives Don’t Do But a Mistress Does: Swallow Your Sperm with a Smile and Take Your Cock in Her Ass

John came over last night on his way home from work. We did not have much time because his wife would likely send out the calvary if he came home much past his normal time. But we made the best of it. His stamina seems off the charts. He challenged me. But it was all fun and games because he knows my skills.

 I’ve been his mistress for almost a decade at this point. And I accept any challenge tossed my way. So, he gave me one hour to make him cum twice. Once with my mouth and once with my ass.

Easy. I blew him and in less than five minutes, he blew chunks down the back of my throat. I used my talented tits and mouth and hands to make him erect again quickly. Within 10 minutes, my married lover sported a fucking hard cock again. And this time we settled on a hardcore ass fucking to make him nut again. Lots of lube, me in the downward dog position smushing my tits into my rug and he nutted again. He gave me an hour, but I completed the task in 30 minutes.

Wives do not make you cum twice in 30 minutes. That’s something only the mistress succeeds at. If you want a woman who will swallow your cum, bring you back to life to fuck her ass, then you need a mistress not a wife.

MILF Phone Sex BBC Whores Fuck Black Men and Black Boys

milf phone sexMILF Phone sex sluts never live a dull life. My life became more interesting in my 40s. Before then, I only fucked black men. I never messed with boys. In my mind, they would not possess the size cock I required, nor would they possess the skills necessary to make me orgasm.

So, I stuck with black cock. However, when I turned 40 younger men noticed me. Like really noticed me. I’m not talking about cat calls and a head turn. Teenage boys started coming onto me blatantly. Perhaps because of my age and experience or maybe the fact that I reminded them of mommy. It didn’t matter the reason. But young men started hitting on me in droves.

Some of them white boys who hit on me, but a few black teen boys like my neighbor, hit on me too. Normally I rage against mother nature. I hate snowstorms, even though I live in Illinois, and I’m accustomed to them snowstorms interfere with my ability to get a big black cock.  But since this boy moved in next door, I don’t need to travel for black cock. And I don’t need to risk my life for it either.

So last week and this weekend, while surrounded by a couple feet of snow, the black boy next door spent a lot of time fucking this mature phone sex woman. His parents went to work. But my husband decided to work from home to play it safe. Which meant for the first time, my husband could watch me live with the boy next door. My husband loves to watch me in action. Don’t knock it until you try it.

My Sex Life Improved with Age Because Now I Can Fuck Black Boys Too

My neighbor boy knows all about my non-traditional marriage. And believes in whatever floats your boat. Essentially, he does not care who watches when he buries his cock in my pussy or ass. Over the weekend, while we fucked, we made my husband watch. I sat him in his favorite recliner. And I told my loser husband to enjoy the show. And I got down on all fours facing my husband so I could make fun of his tiny dick while the teenage neighbor boy hammered my pussy and asshole.

My husband loved me making fun of the fact that a teenage boy with a still growing cock already appeared three times bigger than him. My husband became my cuckold before we even said I do. And that’s because he married a black cock phone sex slut. A woman who will never give up BBC for a tiny little white dick. And now I’m a sexy milf who can command these young black boys to fuck her. The boy next door not only possesses a big cock, but he demonstrates excellent stamina while fucking his favorite MILF.

Sadly, my neighbor boy went back to school today. But he did stop by to fuck his favorite MILF before school. So, I might not get this lad 24 seven like I did last week, but we can still enjoy quality time before he catches the school bus and after school too. I’m enjoying my MILF status. Not only do I get to fuck black men, but I also get to fuck black boys.

Tranny Phone Sex Heats Your Ass Up Quickly

tranny phone sexTranny phone sex babes keep you company and warm during these winter storms. All my life I’ve known if you’re trapped outside in an avalanche, you fuck to stay warm. Body heat, baby. I came down to Florida to escape the cold, ice and snow, but it appeared to follow me. Now Pennsylvania feels way colder than Florida, but apparently this is the coldest Florida ever gets.

So much for my sunshine. It felt too cold to run on the beach this morning, but I did walk. I struggled breathing in the cold air as I ran, so I walked instead for the exercise. And I met Max, a fine-looking, distinguished older gentleman, and the only other one on the beach at 7 AM in the morning on a 20° weather day. We struck up a conversation in the next thing I knew we were enjoying mimosas on my balcony.

Max lives in Florida and became a widower last year. He’s still getting used to being alone. Married to his wife for 42 years. Married to a woman almost longer than I’ve been alive. But I really don’t care about age. Not when I’m enjoying hot ass sex in my parent’s condo on the beach. Or anywhere. A tight ass is a tight ass.

While we enjoyed mimosas we got to know each other. And he admitted shemales arouse him. He told me him and his wife even enjoyed tranny porn sometimes. I would’ve loved to fuck him and his wife. But sadly, not too many women want to join while I fuck their husbands in the ass. And I think that’s because they know they can’t compete with my 10-inch sexy tranny cock.

Sometimes, Men Just Need a Sexy Tranny Cock In Their Assholes

Wives just need to relax their minds and realize I’m not stealing their husbands. I’m just borrowing their assholes and giving them a thorough ball training. And if I can do that to their husbands, what can I do to their pussies. Anyway, Max and I talked for over two hours before I stripped him naked and forced him into the downward dog position, begging for my big cock up his tight virgin asshole. Only a doctor’s finger ever entered that ass. And trust me, I could tell.

Honestly, I don’t fuck too many men his age. Let alone fuck a man clearly devoted to his wife still. But he needed this. It felt like charity, but I don’t want you to think that I just fucked his ass because I felt sorry for him. Not at all the case. I like Max. Handsome, refined, funny and very pleasant. Add in a tight fucking asshole and I found the perfect man.

Before I started my phone sex shift today, I made a new friend and fucked a tight ass. We planned a date night Tuesday. Movie, dinner and a lot of anal sex. He needs this. I have no illusions of him falling for me and us being in a relationship or anything like that. But it’s nice to know that if I’m in Florida, I can enjoy a tight ass willing and waiting for my horny cock.

Phone Sex Threesomes Heat Up with James, Marley and Me

phone sex I enjoy phone sex threesomes. But I don’t get them often. I understand the cost of two sexy girls can be prohibitive to some people. However, when I get to enjoy the company of Marley and my beloved prince James, the threesome feels not only magical, but romantic too. One of the many great things about this business is how we can travel back in time and be anybody we want. Our mind serves as our biggest erogenous zone.

In our hot fantasy, we went back to the 80s again. One week after James took Marley to his cadet ball and we enjoyed a hot threesome afterwards. This time James planned a romantic date for the three of us. A picnic in a secluded area of a beautiful park on a beautiful sunny day. What else could a girl want? Marley wore a pretty little sundress and I did too. But I wore panties and Marley decided not to so James would have easy access to her sweet pussy.

Being such a wonderful prince meant that James thought of everything. He brought strawberries and wine, lots of cheese and crackers for a wonderful picnic. We toasted with some wine and strawberries. What a romantic phone sex date. Of course, James puts the romance into anything. Just when I thought men did not know how to woo a woman anymore, I met James. And he can out woo any man.

Even Phone Whores Enjoy Romance Calls

Marley and I fed each other strawberries that we dipped inside of each other ‘s warm, wet pussies. Then we fed them to each other and James so he could taste our sweet honey nectar. I know we were outside at a public park, but we felt secluded enough that we could enjoy some naked fun. Marley and I stripped and took our time admiring each other ‘s bodies. I sucked on one of Marley ‘s boobs and she sucked on mine as we fingered our pussies. We glanced over and Jame’s soldier appeared at attention watching Marley and I make out like horny teen girls.

James came over and started rubbing Marley ‘s love garden. And then he took the other boob so that we could suck on Marley ‘s boobs together. She started to grab mine and caress it, kissing my nipple while I unleashed James ‘s soldier in his jeans. Marley and I fell to our knees to worship the soldier that appeared at attention for us both. We kissed with his cock in between our lips.romantic phone sex

As Marley deep throated James’s ample cock, I sucked on his swollen balls. Marley showed off her deep throating skills by taking his soldier balls deep. And her and I continued to worship his magnificent cock in unison. He has plenty to share. Marley took a seat on James ‘s face so he could eat her bald pussy. And I sucked on his cock.

As a Bisexual Babe, I Enjoy All Kinds of Threesomes

I could feel his shaft growing stiffer in my mouth as Marley grinded her pussy on his face. Nobody worships a love garden like James. And I loved hearing the sounds of Marley screaming on his face repeatedly. I knew she would turn his face into a glazed doughnut. But I couldn’t take it anymore. My pussy dripped as I watched James hold on to Marley’s thighs as she sat on his face cumming. It appeared he wanted to drown in her juices.

And his soldier dripped pre-cum making it glisten just like his face. So, I hopped onto his cock. My nipples looked so hard they could cut glass. I rode his cock till I came on his shaft. But then I knew Marley needed to take a ride on the cock we share. With his cock dripping of my honey juice, I guided it into Marley’s pussy for her turn. Neither of us gets jealous. We love sharing James together. Besties and college roommates share everything. Including my prince’s beautiful cock.

I Love Sitting on a Man’s Face While My BFF Rides Hi Cock

While James pushed his cock deep into Marley’s pussy, I got on top of his face. My turn. Best ride in town. Of course, James made me lose control of my pussy and I started squirting all over his face. James’s magic tongue and his very skilled fingers gave me a hot squirting pussy. As I came on James ‘s face, Marley came on his cock. The two of us kissed while riding our favorite soldier.

We continued to share James ‘s cock while we enjoyed each other and a hot call. By the time, Marley and I finished cumming our legs felt like Jell-O. And we felt all tingly everywhere. Although I did not get jealous when James shot his load inside of Marley ‘s pussy, I did get greedy. So, I buried my tongue into her young pussy, licking it clean so we could snowball his cum together before we finished our picnic. What a wonderful threesome. The best threesome if you ask me. Marley, plus me, and plus James equals hot fucking and lots of romance.

A Wet Bald Pussy and Rug Burns are the Hallmark of a Drug Addicted Mommy

wet bald pussyI’ve enjoyed a wet bald pussy all week. And that’s thanks to mother nature and my own horny sons. All this extreme cold and ice resulted in no school all week. Good thing I saw the forecast and stocked up on enough cocaine so I could keep up with these boys. And their friends too. A lot of boys live in walking distance to our house. It’s both a blessing and a curse. Mostly a blessing because I usually can keep up with them. However, I view it as a curse if I do not have enough cocaine to keep up.

I’ve learned from the past that when mother nature predicts a major blizzard, I need to hustle my fucking ass to make sure I can be snowed in with enough blow. It’s mother‘s little helper. And I’m glad I had plenty because yesterday my two sons and their three friends wore the fuck out of me, but in a good way. My husband went out of town for business and got trapped. He can’t catch a flight until Saturday. So, all week I’ve been able to party out in the open. My sons don’t care that I party. And their friends don’t care either.

My boys and their friends know I’m a drugs phone sex mommy. And that I fuck better high. However, my husband thinks I gave up the nose candy years ago. Just because he cut me off financially from his bank account does not mean I gave up cocaine. I just got savvy. No woman needs to pay for her drug addiction. Not when she can trade her fuck holes. Pussy and ass become legal tender to drug dealers.

A Drug Addicted Mommy Prepares to Be Snowed in With Horny Boys

As I did the lines of cocaine off a mirror in the living room, my son and their friends gangbanged me. Rapid fire boy dicks, one after another rabbit fucked my pussy and ass. I always let them choose which hole they want to fuck. And they play musical holes. I think they just enjoy fucking any warm wet hole on a mature, sexy woman. Perhaps I got too high. This morning, I discovered wicked rug burns on my knees. Like I did not know I could get rug burns this bad. Badge of honor I suppose for a dirty mommy phone sex whore.

Although the same boys plan on fucking me all day today too, I informed them they would need to fuck me on my back in my bed so I could heal my battered knees. I’m in my 40s now and I still love to fuck. And I love to party too. Mother nature can keep my boys home from school next week too if she wants. I still have plenty of cocaine to keep up with horny, teenage boys and my wicked callers too.