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Hot Phonesex with Sheila: The Scent of a Woman

Hot phonesex is what I need right now. Being a trophy wife is tough work. I got up early this morning and got a mani/pedi and a massage. My husband paid for it of course. I am now at home bored and horny as hell. Sure I could be doing domesticated goddess stuff, but look at me? I am way too hot to clean. My stepsons are working, my husband is out of town as usual, but that doesn’t mean I can’t satisfy my cock craving.  This afternoon there will be a handsome rugged landscaper boy working on the lawn. I plan to have him work on my lawn too. I think I am going to masturbate until then and watch some porn. I bet you need to get off hard too. Mutual masturbation sounds so good right now.

 What stud wouldn’t want to fuck me or help me get off? I’m gorgeous. I’m such a hot MILF. I even have some pussy fur to remind guys I am not some little coed, but a grown ass woman. Real women have fur. I love running my fingers through my own pussy fur. And I love to see it wet and covered with cum, both mine and yours! And don’t get me started on how good it smells after being fucked for hours. That my boys, is the scent of a woman. You know what I mean don’t you? My body is a playground for men. Big beautiful boobs, nice hairy snatch, perfect round tight ass. I get hot just describing myself. I know I am way hotter than any school girl. And, I am certain I can fuck and suck better than any college coed. I’m going to play with my pussy all morning and it get it good and ripe so when my strapping lawn boy arrives he can smell my eager wet cunt. I know he will appreciate the scent of a woman. Bet you would too!

 

Topless Car Wash with Glenda: Using My Big Natural Sponges for $$$$

I woke up this morning and discovered that I had somehow overdrawn my bank account. I thought to myself, how can I make some fast cash legally? Then I saw myself in the mirror and was like duh Glenda. Use what God gave you. See I have two very natural big money makers. It was a gorgeous sun shining day and perfect for a topless car wash. I quickly posted an ad on Craigslist: “Hooters girl giving topless car washes for charity today only.” Of course the charity is me. I have a few sprawling acres so some privacy and plenty of room for lots of cars. I put on some daisy dukes and a white wife beater with no bra, gathered up some buckets and sponges and some very pretty smelling soap. When I got outside, I was surprised to see a ton of cars already lined up. This wasn’t my first car wash, but looked like advertising it as topless brought a whole new crowd.

I have natural huge sponges that I use to wash cars with-my special signature wash I call it. I offered $50 car washes to watch me wash a car topless using my tits as sponges and $100 for the deluxe treatment which started with me spraying myself with water like I was in a wet-tee shirt contest and washing cars completely naked. And, for $200 men could watch me masturbate on the hood of their car or truck while washing the car with my ass as I sat on sponges. I’d even wax the car with my tits. I called this my “Rose Royce Car Wash Double Deluxe package.” No surprise most of my customers ordered the DD package. I made almost $3,000 dollars today. Not bad for waking up $75 over drawn. Not gonna lie, some of my customers were very hot and got some special treatment: titty fucking my big natural soapy sponges. Any cum that ended up on the car or truck, either got licked up by me, or buffered off with my ass! I love that fact that guys will spend good money just to gaze at my beautiful big curves.

At the car wash, woooh
Talking about the car wash, yeah
Cum on y’all and sing it for me
Car wash, woh, car wash yeah

(Work and work) Well those boys never seem to stop cumming
(Work and work) Keep those waxin’ machines humming
(Work and work) My titties on your bone
(Work and work) Keep it up, I can’t wait till it’s time to go fucking

Do you need a special double deluxe package today? I can’t seem to stop playing with my pussy and sucking on my titties. Obviously, I need to masturbate some more. Sure those guys got to watch me, but you can always hear me!!!

Tranny Phone Sex with Carla: A Very Special Souvenir

The middle of every month I break out my massive sex toy collection for cleaning. I’m very “anal.” You know how when some folks travel, they always bring back a souvenir? Well, I travel a lot and instead of bringing back stupid little spoons or shot glasses from every city I visit, I bring back a sex toy. I visit an adult store in every city and country I go to and pick out something pretty to use on my trip. Well today, while I was cleaning, I was reminded of the trip where I acquired not only my most cherished sex toy, but my most expensive one. Several years ago, my girlfriends and I went to Vegas for a week of debauchery. We stayed in a penthouse suite at the Bellagio Hotel. My girlies all know my routine, so as soon as we arrived and unpacked, we went looking for an adult store. The hot bell-hop suggested the Hustler store which was not far. It was my first time in one of Mr. Flynt’s fine establishments. I was like a wee one in a candy shop; surrounded by all sorts of goodies. There was a special room in back for VIP members that intrigued us. Like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory brats, we had to know what was behind that curtain. I politely asked the lady behind the counter how does one become a VIP? She snapped at us, “I’m sure you don’t have what it takes.” Feeling rebuffed, we were set to take our business elsewhere, when we heard a deep voice behind us say, “Now Ashley, that is no way to treat beautiful women.” I turned around and much to my surprise it was Larry Flynt. He apologized for the rudeness of his employee and invited us back to the VIP room. This was where all the high end sex toys were located. I had never seen such expensive toys. Mr. Flynt was a doll baby. He said because of my beauty and to make up for the rude way we were treated, I could pick out anything I wanted in this room as his gift to me.

There was a gold encrusted prostate massager for like 5 grand. A diamond studded vibrator for about the same. Lots of hand crafted glass dildos. I saw gold handcuffs and silver plated nipple clamps. The sex life styles of the rich and famous!! Then, I saw it; the unicorn butt plug. This was no ordinary butt plug. The actual plug was solid silver and spiraled like a unicorn’s horn. And the tail was made out of actual horse’s mane. Mr. Flynt saw my eyes get really big; I may have even salivated a little. I will never forget his words to me: “Carla, do you know how wonderful it feels to have a shaft of solid silver lodged up your rectum as you role play that you are a beautiful mythological creature?” No Mr. Flynt, I have never had that pleasure, yet. This was the Lamborghini of butt plugs and I simply had to have it. It’s price tag: $3,675. I know he said I could have anything I wanted, but that was a high price tag. He assured me it was no problem and ordered his bitchy clerk to wrap it all up nice and pretty for me, and to threw in some gold dust body lubricant. I felt like a princess. I was spoiled by a wealthy, older man who wanted nothing in return but a kiss on the cheek and a smile.

Now, any city I visit, if they have a Hustler store that is the first place I go for my souvenir. Before I left Vegas, I broke in that special butt plug with a high roller I picked up in the casino the very night I acquired it. Larry was correct; there is no better feeling (outside of a throbbing cock) than pure silver up your ass. Do you have any favorite toys? I’d love to hear about your special “souvenir” and the first time you used it. Maybe we can use our souvenirs together?

Mutual masturbation outdoors

I love nature. It’s amazing to be out in the middle of nowhere, enjoying the serenity and beauty all around. One of my best friends and I took advantage of the summer weather and went on hike yesterday. He brought a picnic and we sat beside the stream and an abandoned cabin that we found. It was amazing as we talked and laughed. Then, he leaned over and kissed me on the lips. I smiled and he began to apologize. I leaned over and kissed him, my tongue grazing his lips. Then, I ran to the stream, stripping off my clothes. He started to follow my lead but then picked up his camera instead. He took pictures as I splashed in the water; and, then, I got out and sat on the porch for a few pictures but returned to the soft grass. I spread my legs and thrust my pussy in the air. I could see his cock getting hard between his legs and I started to rub my clit. I licked two fingers and slid them inside my pussy while he kept taking pictures. He moaned and dropped his camera; he said, “Oh fuck, Monika” and took off his pants to stroke his cock. I was climaxing, looking at the beautiful sky.  I told him that he couldn’t cum yet; I asked him to pick up the camera again and get close-ups of my face and my pussy as I came. Laying there, completely relaxed, I ordered him to cum, and he did…hard. We lay there, both smiling, and admiring the scene and our relaxed bodies. He asked me if he could keep the pictures and I laughed, telling him he could if he would send me copies of the best ones!

Mutual Masturbation Phone Sex with Sexy Step Mom Sheila

At first I resisted the charms of my strapping young step sons. It was easier to fight the desire to fuck and suck their hard cocks when my husband could still get his dick up. But now that he is older and a workaholic, my hot horny ass just can’t say no to cock; especially, young, hard, working cock. My step sons are in college now, but they have no problem taking care of me whenever I need. But sometimes, like today, I find myself alone, waiting on one of them to show up. I was feeling kinda romantic and sensual today. First, I decided to take a nice long hot bubble bath. As I laid there in the Jacuzzi tub, thinking about the first time got seduced by my youngest step son, I got really turned on. I needed to cum. One of the many benefits of being female is the ability to cum over and over again with no needed “down time.” I arranged myself so the jet stream hit my clit just right and in a matter of seconds, I felt my whole body quivering. I cam hard and I cam quick; just how I needed to start my morning off. A good cum is better than a cup of coffee any day!

After my relaxing bubble bath, I put on this sexy red night gown my husband bought me in Paris last month. He has not been able to enjoy me properly in it, so his son should have the honor. I was still moist between my legs. I made myself a mimosa and I walked around the house in my sexy nightie and a pair of high heels that makes my fine big booty pop, sipping my drink and reminiscing about my cougar exploits. Of course, I got all hot and bothered again and found myself on the couch touching my special spot. Legs spread, head tilted back so my long beautiful hair fell over the side of the couch, my hands began to caress my curves. I love touching my ample breasts, my flat tummy, my juicy ass cheeks….. And, I love rubbing my clit in tiny slow circles. Slow and steady makes for a much more intense orgasm.   I lay on that couch masturbating myself to several intense cums before my step son arrived. He had flowers in one hand and his hard cock in the other when I opened my eyes. There he was in all his glory, waiting for my wet cunt. He knew I was thinking about him, he knew I was ready for an afternoon of love making….

Don’t get me wrong, masturbation will never replace a hard cock for me. But, it is the best gift we can give ourselves. I think if everyone masturbated several times a day, this would be a much better world! Whatever your fantasy may be, trust that I will find it hot too. I love to let my callers hear my juicy cunt as I play with myself on calls. Let’s get off together. Let’s have some wicked sexy mutual masturbation phone sex.

Mutual Masturbation Phone Sex: Let’s Get off Together

I’m a curvy beauty. When I was younger, the mean girls at school would taunt me, call me names, humiliate me any time they could just because I was not a size 4. Well, look who is laughing now? Me. I am a sexy, confident, fuller figured girl and I am proud of my curves. And you know what else? The men of those mean girls love me too. That’s right. This juicy beauty can steal any man. Married men or guys with girlfriends are just somehow hotter. I enjoy seducing a taken man because I know their skinny girl friends and wives are thinking no way their men would want me. But they do. It has nothing to do with size. Yes, I have huge natural boobs that drive men wild, but I have a confidence that is sexier. I know I am beautiful. I know I can satisfy a man. I am comfortable in my skin. So comfortable in fact, that today, I decided to give the married man next store, who is always staring at me (much to the chagrin of his flat chested wife), a show. When he is on his deck, he can see me in my back yard by my pool. And I know he has binoculars for better viewing. I woke up extra horny today, so when I put on my bathing suit, I grabbed my vibrator too. I waited until he was on his deck, then I did a slow, erotic strip tease. Once I was naked, I brought a tit up to my mouth and sucked on the nipple while rubbing my clit. I then repeated that with the other boob. I saw him looking around to make sure his wife couldn’t see him before he pulled his cock out and started stroking it. It was really hard for an old man too!!!  As he started frantically jacking his cock, I plunged that vibrator deep in my pink cunt. We were outdoors in broad daylight and anyone could have caught us. That made our mutual masturbation extra hot. It didn’t take long for either of us to cream. I think he even shot his load over the railing of his deck. I then put that vibrator in my mouth for him to watch as I licked my tasty cunt juices off of it. Bigger girls taste better too.

I think it is hot to masturbate for men, married or single, young or old. I enjoy getting off with my callers. I am just that horny. Would you like to do a hot role play and hear me play with my juicy wet pussy? Or better yet, would you like to direct me how to pleasure my cunt while I tell you how to jack it? I am a creative and horny slut. And nothing more gives me pleasure than delivering the hard cum you need!

Ice Ice Baby

It’s summer, so everyone’s complaining about the heat. But, I enjoy it because it gives me a chance to play with one of my favorite things: ice. I have a dildo made of ice and I even put my glass toys in the freezer. My boss was having a party and I decided to bring along some of my friends in a cooler. They thought I was crazy, but they were also interested. I got by the pool and began rubbing the ice dildo around my body, letting it melt on me. I sucked on it with my pretty little tongue after I put it in my cunt. Someone asked if it hurt; I told them it didn’t. But it did…just a little bit like I enjoy. Then it sent shivers all the way through my body.

I started rubbing the frozen cock between my breasts, making my nipples painfully erect; and, I pushed the frozen glass toy inside my pussy. Automatically, my clit jumped; and, everyone was quiet. I knew the fuckers were turned on; and I knew the girls were making mental notes to tell their boyfriends to buy them these things. I continued to pump the toy and a few of the partiers got down on their knees and licked off chunks of the ice as it began to fall. I was getting close to climaxing, especially with so many people watching me. My entire body shook and my head tilted back.

One of the other great things about these toys is that you can be as athletic as you want, and you still won’t break a sweat! Then, everyone was raiding the freezer, bringing ice cubes out to the pool; some were masturbating with them and others were walking into the pool to enjoy the sensation of melting ice dripping from their cunts.  I’m such a trend-setter!

Love Bugs!

I saw a love bug today! It was on my Daddy’s computer screen. I walked into his office to get a permission slip signed for school, and it was soooo weird! My Papa left his laptop on, and I sat down ‘cus I wanted to spin in his chair. Plus, I once played Neopets on this thing when I was younger, but don’t tell, ‘cus I’ll get in trouble. Once I looked over the edge of the desk and peeped at my Daddy’s computer, though, I squeaked! That’s ‘cus there was a huge naked guy on it . . . and he looked a lot like my Dad! “What are you doing, Daddy?” I asked him, poking the screen with my pinky. I was wondering how he got in there . . . “Oh, hi, pumpkin,” he greeted me. I noticed that he was naked, and he kept stroking himself really well, up and down, back and forth. STROKING HIS PEE-PEE! Oh. “Daddy, why are you naked?” I asked him. “How did you get on the computer?” My Papa told me that he was really in his bedroom upstairs, and that he was testing his Skype connection. Then he told me to put my fingers in my pants. I listened to him because I’m a good girl who does what I’m told by my Daddy.

Orgasmic Torture – Part Two

I came again, making my morning cut of coffee – right there in the kitchen, in the presence of co-workers!  My twat’s juices began to stir, just as I was stirring in some creamer.  And, I creamed all over that little bullet that was seducing my clit.  I think Mr. Admirer was trying to make me black out from an orgasmic overdose!  With hard nipples and a very alert clit, I made my way back to my office, my pussy buzzing the whole way.  I came again, as soon as I sat down.  By then I was crazed, and didn’t want to stop cumming.  I reached between my legs, slid my fingers inside my damp panties, and plunged the bullet deep inside my fuck hole.  I threw my head back, and enjoyed another wave of ecstasy.  I didn’t even hear the knock on my door.  When I opened my eyes, the company’s VP was standing above me smiling and staring.  I jumped up, but he’d already seen my fingers rubbing my clit, and I’m sure he could smell my cum-drenched cunt.  He didn’t say a word, only licked his lips and took a good whiff of the air.  I put my wet, sticky fingers under his nose, and over his mouth.  I begged him not to mention what he’d seen to anyone.  He put his hand in his pant pocket, rubbed his cock, and said it would be our secret.  The buzzing started again, but I tried to ignore it.  The vibrating intensified, so I squeezed my legs together.  The bullet went into overtime, and the VP just watched and rubbed his cock until a slight groan escaped him.  He came to (LOL), dropped a folder on my desk, and told me not to be late for the meeting.  Inside the folder was the remote!

Penis Play

So dirty pervy Sean called me last night and we got really naughty together on the phone. I could tell by the way he was talking to me that he already had his cock in his hand while we were talking. Hearing him stroke off on the phone, got me feeling wet in my panties. So I slipped my fingers underneath my cute, tiny panties and started rubbing my juicy wet clit. I could tell the more I called his cock a “penis”, the more he was getting turned on. Especially when I would talk about how his penis would slid into my tight pussy. Oh the feeling of how hard he stuffs that penis deep inside of me gets my pussy feeling tingly and ready to cream all over his penis. I can feel the his cock fill up with cum all the way from the base to the tip of his mushroom head. But the best part is that he can shoot long and hard for me to see.