Love Bugs!

I saw a love bug today! It was on my Daddy’s computer screen. I walked into his office to get a permission slip signed for school, and it was soooo weird! My Papa left his laptop on, and I sat down ‘cus I wanted to spin in his chair. Plus, I once played Neopets on this thing when I was younger, but don’t tell, ‘cus I’ll get in trouble. Once I looked over the edge of the desk and peeped at my Daddy’s computer, though, I squeaked! That’s ‘cus there was a huge naked guy on it . . . and he looked a lot like my Dad! “What are you doing, Daddy?” I asked him, poking the screen with my pinky. I was wondering how he got in there . . . “Oh, hi, pumpkin,” he greeted me. I noticed that he was naked, and he kept stroking himself really well, up and down, back and forth. STROKING HIS PEE-PEE! Oh. “Daddy, why are you naked?” I asked him. “How did you get on the computer?” My Papa told me that he was really in his bedroom upstairs, and that he was testing his Skype connection. Then he told me to put my fingers in my pants. I listened to him because I’m a good girl who does what I’m told by my Daddy.

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