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World Peace Day with Blair: GIve Piece a Chance

Today is World Peace today. And in a blonde moment, I thought it was World Piece Day. You know as in get a piece of ass. So, I put on a slutty outfit and went out to celebrate by giving out some tail. Now, I figured out my mistake pretty quickly. But I didn’t care. I thought I could still promote the day by making love not war. I was downtown when I spotted a group of international looking guys who were part of some peace day demonstration. To me, no better way to spread peace, than to spread my legs. Who wants to fight when they just got laid. When they just came? No one that’s who. What the world needs now is more fucking. Fucking leads to peace.

I got down on my knees, in midst of a group of guys and started unzipping pants. Another like minded whore decided to join me in spreading peace. Before long, there was quite a group of guys around us with their cocks out. I was a sucking machine. Took about 15 cocks down my throat. I will do anything to spread peace.  Of course, I could not just suck cocks, I had to spread piece also. I got on all fours for a World Peace Day gang bang celebration.  Those guys were all on board my peace train too. Cock after cock stuffed my ass, cunt and mouth. Felt so good to be spreading  harmony. The only violence going on was to my ass! And, that is my kind of violence. I love rough anal.

By the time I was done spreading peace, I was covered in cum.  A peace loving cum dumpster whore. I should be the international spokesperson for spreading peace.  Spreading peace, getting a piece–all has the same result-happy people. And happy people are not violent. So, if you are tired of the violence and the hate in this world, today, and every day, make love not war. Fucking is the best way to harmonious relations among us all. Give piece a chance, and peace will find us all.

Hot phonesex with Bambi; Getting Pounded..

The holidays are coming up and a trailer trash whore like me needs to make some extra money. Everyone knows down at the local bar is where girls like me go to make a little extra cash. So I decided to sneak my way in. Wearing my trashiest outfit, so that as soon as you looked at me, you’d know what I was after. I wanted to be used and dominated. I went into that bar looking for trouble and trouble is what I found with a capital T. I seen a much older men leaning over the bar looking pissed off at the world. He looked like he needed to relieve some stress and I was going to be his stress reliever. I made sure my tits were pushing out good enough and my ass was hanging out my dress. I heard him telling the bartender he caught his girl friend sleeping with his best friend. Hey he could fuck me and get back at her, but revenge aint cheap.  I leaned in and told him I had what he needed for the right price and slid his hand up my dress. Then stood up and started walking out the door. When I looked back to see if he was following me and he was, my cunt just got wetter. Once outside I lead him around the corner to the dark abandoned alley.

 

 

He shoved me up against the cool brick and ripped my panties off. My cunt was already hot and throbbing for his big cock. He pushed himself deep inside of my pussy and started pounding away! Making me moan and scream. Before I knew it I was already cumming on his cock. My body was shaking as he pulled his cock out of me. He turned me around and slammed my face against the wall. He spread my ass cheeks and shoved his big hard fuckrod deep inside my nice tight ass. Feeling my ass start to gape as he was fucking me. I felt his cock starting to swell inside of my ass as he started shooting his load deep inside of me. He pulled out and fixed his clothes, reached in his pocket and pulled out some dollar bills and tossed them at me as he was walking away. I might be a trashy hoe but at least it pays well.

Panty Woshiping Phone Sex

I had to put an ad in the paper for house keeping help. There was just no way around it.
I interviewed so many people that I lost count but when I met Rory, a sweet young man that was a touch on the feminine side, I just knew he was was the one.
I am only particular about one thing, my panties. I guess you could say I have a panty fetish. I have two drawers full of nothing but silky soft panties in every color, shape and style you could imagine!
I came home early yesterday and to my surprise Rory was sitting on the floor in my bathroom surrounded by every pair of panties that was in my hamper with one pair that was full of cum in his face licking them.
WHAT A NAUGHTY MAID!
Despite the original rush of anger at the site of him with my precious panties. The vision of him licking the cum out of them made my dick instantly hard.
I didn’t give away how fucking hot I was, instead I acted upset.
Begging me not to fire him, pleading that he needed this job, Rory confessed his secret. Rory is a panty worshiper. Which I guess is just about the same as having a panty fetish.
He explained just how he felt, how the silky feel of the material stirred something in him, not only when he held them but when he wore them and felt them against his body or when he saw them on others and touched and licked them. How he could cum with out touching himself when he smelled and licked panties.
It really didn’t matter if they belonged to a woman and were filled with her juices. Or if they were filled with the cum of her lover that dripped into them mixed with her own juices. Or if they belonged to a man or a transgendered person and were soaked with sperm.
It wasn’t the fluid as much as the panties and the idea that he was licking the sex off them, and how they felt in his hands and on his mouth and face or being rubbed on his body.
He never had to touch his cock, which was so much smaller then other men. for it to spew cum from his love for panties.
By the time he was done explaining all this to me, stirring the same feelings that I have, I was ready to explode. My own dick was throbbing in the silky pink panties that I had on.
Yanking him up from the floor, I ripped my skirt off and pushed his head into my dick as it spew cum all in my panties, making him lick it all off.
He was as surprised to see my cock as he was pleased to be licking the cum off me.
I think I am keeping my naughty maid.

Turtle Dicks Make Me Laugh

Look at me. I’m fucking hot as hell. See my finger in my cunt? It can please me more than your turtle dick. Now look at the picture below. You may have to squint to see it. That is the pathetic wiener of a guy who wants to fuck me. Yes, some poor losers have clit sticks for dicks. My pinky finger is bigger than the sad excuse for a dick below. When he pulled his pants down, I was laughing so hard, I snorted soda out my nose. I’m a size queen and I make no apologies for needing big dick. I deserve huge cock. My husband recognizes that. Yet, I still get emails, calls and propositions all the time from tiny dick losers with turtle dicks like this. This sissy boy at least was smart enough to know what was between his legs was nothing more than entertainment fodder for me. But some dudes be like, come on baby, you know I got what you need. If I need a good laugh, then yes, those ken doll pee pees, are just what I need. But if I need a good hard fuck, then I need something I can feel; something no smaller than 8 thick hard inches. My pleasure is important. Yours, I could care less about.

The size of your dick determines how we play. Got a monster sized cock, well I will be your bitch and suck and fuck that bad boy all night long. You got an itty bitty thing, well I am gonna laugh and take photos to share with my fellow hot bitches who deserve big dick too. Now, this sissy boy who thought I would cheat on my husband for his pin dick today belongs in panties and a bra. Cocks belong in boxers or boxer briefs and my mouth, cunt and ass! But, little clits belong in little cotton panties with hearts or flowers on them! If you call me and admit to having a turtle for a dick, well be prepared for some serious Small Cock Humiliation Phone Sex. Life is too short to waste on itty bitty clitty sticks.

Dirty Deeds

I love doing housework in the nude… and with the cold weather coming it was time to clean out the fireplace. Normally it would be a horrible job, with all the ash and soot, but you said you would help me this year, so I agreed. I put some boots on, just to get in the spirit of things, and bent my naked ass over and started sweeping out the fireplace. You sat on the couch and I told you that you had promised to help. I looked back and saw you were jerking your hard cock while watching me work…

Of course that made my pussy get wet and I went about my business. I would give you a break as long as you were paying attention to my tight ass. I mean, poor me, right? I swept and swept, rolling my ass and hips and showing off my tight little pussy to you as I bent over. I could hear you stroking harder and faster and my nipples were hard as rocks.  I told you to get over here and help me and you got up and came over, but not to help with the fireplace…

You got between me and the fireplace and picked me right up off the floor by my ass. Your strength turns me on so fucking much. You lifted me right up on top of your throbbing dick and then pushed me right down on it. You grabbed my tits, which were covered in soot, making your hands black with the ash. Then you grabbed my ass again and started pulling my body up and down on your fuckstick. You bounced me so hard I came all down your balls. You kept pounding my pussy and filled me up with your sweet cum.

You lifted me back to the ground, leaving me to my work, and went back to sit on the couch. I bent back over towards the fireplace, pussy dripping, with big black soot prints from your hands on my ass, and finished my chore. So much for your promise to help, but I guess I can forgive you this time….

SEXTING

Sexting is one of my favorite things to do. There is something so erotic about watching as you type, waiting to see what dirty nasty thing you are going to say. I’m able to rub my pussy and my tits while the words light up on my screen and I read them, getting wetter and wetter. I have to lick my fingers off just to type back, tasting my sweet pussy and sending you a message to tell you all about it.

The best part is, you can do it in private – so fuck your family – lock the door and message me at Eye_Candy_Emma@yahoo.com and we can sext until you’re biting your tongue while your cum shoots to the ceiling. Half the fun is doing it and trying to stay quiet on your end. I get to do all the screaming!  As nasty pictures and messages cum your way, you can write me the dirtiest thoughts that have ever popped in that devious mind of yours.

It doesn’t cost anything more than it would to chat with me on the phone – so lets try something different tonight and chat via the screen. It makes my cunt wet knowing your wife or girlfriend are right in the other room and have no idea your cock is hard just for me. I am only a keystroke and a few cockstrokes away – message me now and lets get our sext on!

Cum be my good little dick sucker!

I have a huge cock just waiting for the taking. I drip precum just thinking about your lips around my massive dick.  I love the way you play with my balls, and tickle my ass when your deep throating  my foot long.  I will make a good little dick sucking bitch out of you yet.

Your skills need to be refined, but I can help you wit that. I want to skull fuck you, and show you what it is like to indulge yourself  in true bliss of making me cum in your mouth. I want to know you are satisfied truly in every way. I want you to know what a good job you are doing as my good cock sucker. To find this out, the only way, is to let me break you down and train you the right way. Trust me we will both enjoy it , and we can cum together. Cum play with me, I will be waiting on you to show me what you have learned.

Naked In Front Of The Fireplace..

 

I love my fire place. I use it even when it is not too cold outside. Who does not love a fireplace? When I get home, I like to get the fireplace going. Maybe strip down naked and just lay in front of it. The way the glow of the fire glistens off my skin. The heat covering my whole body. It just arouses me. Makes me want to run my hands all over my body. Not only warming me, but making my little cunt nice and wet. There is nothing better then being home alone, naked and in front of the fireplace and rubbing on yourself.

 

 

I love to just lay there and touch myself, letting the heat consume me as I am fucking my cunt with my fingers. I bet you would love to be sitting in the chair next to the fireplace just watching me. Don’t you love watching me touch myself? Making you wish that it was your fingers or even your tongue making my body build up to cumming. Just sit back and relax. Watch my climax build up as I am looking at you while finger fucking my tight wet hot cunt! You want me to cum don’t you! I want you to watch me cum and then I want you to fuck me!  Fuck me right in front of the fireplace… I’ll be waiting…

Missing you

Being a GFE shows me how many guys out there want to shower girls with love, kisses and sex.
I always feel so amazing after my phone calls!
They guys I spend time with always make me feel so beautiful and special.
I know at that moment it is just me and him.
I want you to know I still remember our talk.
How you wanted to make me yours!

I still think about you from time to time.
I miss your voice.
I miss how smooth it is.
I miss how you tell me to touch myself.

Where are you baby?
Why don’t you call anymore?
I am so lonely with out you..
I fuck myself to the sound of your voice.
I play with my pussy and my ass.
I suck my cum off my fingers wishing I was sucking your dick dry after it was in my pussy.
Come fill me up baby.
I want to feel you stretch me out.
I want to feel your big fat cock deep in my pussy.

 

Happy Plush Animals Lovers Day

Today is Plush Animal Lover’s Day. This is a day of celebration that is held every year to show your favorite stuffed toy some extra special love and appreciation. As a younger girl, I was very fond of my stuffed animals, overly fond of them actually. I showed them a lot of love. I had this one life sized plush camel that got shown the most love. I would ride that thing like a horse. I’d get on top of it naked and grind my pretty little bald beaver in between his humps, creaming all over its fur.  I still have Mr. Humps too. I brought him out today to reconnect. I’m a lot bigger now, and my pussy is no longer bald, but I did show him “some extra special love and appreciation” in honor of this special day.

Now, instead of fitting in between his humps, I can actually fuck one of his humps. I didn’t want them to get jealous, so I made sure I inserted each of Mr. Humps’ hump into my pussy and grinded away until I exploded. I was lost in the memories of frottage with my stuffed animals when my stepson said my name. I looked up to see him jacking his cock. Before I could take care of him, he shot his load across the room right in Mr. Humps’ mouth. Nothing shows extra special love and appreciation than a creamy facial! When I told him about Plush Animal Lover’s Day and all the fun I had rubbing my little bald cunnie all over  my stuffed animals, he went into his room and pulled out the  few he had and instructed me to give them some love too. He enjoyed watching me rub them all over my cunt. I told him now his stuffed animals would always smell like me.

The original origins of this day’s creation are vague, but it seems to be based in some unconfirmed Urban Legend.  A  teddy bear collector came up with the idea of a Teddy Bears Picnic Day in the late eighties. Rumor has it that other stuffed animals became jealous that Teddy Bears had their own celebration and demanded a special day all of their own! And now, we have Plush Animal Lovers Day. So today, I have been celebrating with Mr. Humps, my stepson and his stuffed animals. Don’t knock it till you try it. Feels good to rub your pussy all over a stuffed animal.  Something hot about that friction!