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I LOVE my Daddy

   Yesterday my mom left for a mini vacation with my little sister Quinn, and left my daddy and I home. Sometimes I hate my daddy, like when he wouldn’t buy me the dress I really wanted for prom last year, but other times he’s the most awesome dude ever! If he ever makes me mad enough to threaten to run away with my boyfriend, Bryan, he knows just how to calm me down. Yesterday I wanted to go shopping with some of my friends after my mom and sister left, but my daddy was being really mean and said no… but he made up for it by telling me he would teach me something even more fun! He told me to just go wait in my room for a minute, and that I should make sure to not have any panties on under my skirt. Ooh, I think I know what my daddy wants to teach me. My tight little pussy was practically already dripping when he layed down beside me and slipped his hand under my skirt. I already knew what to do, I spread my legs and let him play with my pussy; My daddy knows just how to make me feel SO good… I love my daddy so much…

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: Adventures in Housesitting

This week I have been house sitting in what is a mansion to me. Huge place. Has like 22 bedrooms, a game room, an indoor and outdoor pool, a big screen private theater. I feel like a celebrity in this place. My girlfriend hooked me up with this wealthy plastic surgeon who wanted someone to stay in the house and take care of the fur babies. Well, he came home a day early unannounced with his hot young girlfriend. They insisted I stay the night and enjoy dinner, drinks and the pool with them. I would have given up my big titties to stay another night in luxury.

At dinner, they were telling me about their trip to Europe and how my rubenesque figure is coveted over there. I wasn’t quite sure what they meant. Then they explained that in the US the focus is on unhealthy body types, like a size 8 is considered fat. But in Europe a size 12 is normal and curvy women are worshiped as goddesses. I was liking the sound of that. Well the drinks kept coming and the next thing I know we are all in the hot tub together naked.  At first its tame, just talking naked. Then I felt  her fingers  working their way into my cunt from underneath the bubbles. As my head tilted back in ecstasy, he kissed me, grabbing my boobs and massaging them. I felt like a goddess being worshiped. She kept finger fucking me as he lifted a tit up to his mouth and began sucking on it. I wasn’t sure if it was the hot tub or my arousal but I was about to overheat.

They suggested we move this to one of the bedrooms. When we got there, they laid me down on this big sectional bed and began massaging every inch of me. She went down to eat my pussy while he continued to worship by breasts. They both just kept telling me how gorgeous I was. I was not accustomed to not doing any of the work. I like to give as much as I like to receive pleasure. I let them bring me to a few orgasms before I insisted that I return the favor! I started by eating her out. I have not eaten a ton of pussy in my life, but when I have, I have loved it. This was no different. She tasted sweet like honeydew melon. As I was licking her swollen pulsating clit, he pushed his cock in my pussy fro behind. I felt it sink in to my thick wet snatch and I let out a long loud moan. He had a nice size cock and it felt awesome going in my cunt.

He fucked me for about 15 minutes before shooting his load deep in my pussy and she came all over my face. As he kissed me to taste her nectar on my face, she went behind me and licked her boyfriend’s cum out of my hot cunt. She ate my creampie. It was so amazingly hot. We spent the entire night fucking. I even watched them fuck. Among the hottest sexual encounters I have ever had.  They blew my mind. It felt good to have my thick curvy body worshiped.  Sadly the morning came, and it was time to head back to reality. But they did say they would have me over again soon. I can’t wait. Threesomes are my new thing! Maybe I can play with you and your partner?

Scat and Fries

There’s nothing worse than having a boss that feels that they are better than or above you. In my boyish days I used to work at McDonalds flipping burgers and worked under the WORST manager imaginable. It got to the point where I quit the job and never looked back. Now, I’m in a totally different situation and feel as though I should give my last employer a visit. I parked across the street from his house and waited for him to finally kiss his wife goodbye. Apparently the bitch brings home the bacon because he didn’t leave the house all day! I got tired of waiting so I banged on the door and as soon as he opened the door a tased him in the neck. While he was on the floor pissing his self and screaming like a little bitch I dragged his ass upstairs. This fat bastard was going to find out what it felt like to be “below” somebody. He was kicking and screaming as if fighting back was going to help. I hit him again with the taser and zapped him right into submission. I told him to get on the bed and to not say another fucking word. With all my strength I tied his wrist and ankles to each end of the bed. With my 6 inch pumps I reigned over him and he knew I wasn’t meant to be fucked with! I’m surprised he didn’t remember me but either way he was gonna remember this day! I unbuckled my skirt and let my dick swing in front of him. His eyes got wide for he knew exactly what I planned on doing with it. For the next 8 hours until his wife pulled into the drive way I was stuffing him with my big black cock and making him my bitch. I spread his mouth wide open and made him scream out, “Ding fries are done Mistress” for my own entertainment. When I was done with this pathetic fry flipper, I pissed all over him and the bed he fucks his wife in. The sheets were stained with his ass blood and my pungent yellow piss. I made him swallow it, and open his eyes so that he could really feel the burn. I walked out of the house as soon as his wife was trying to walk in. I left without saying any words and let that cunt assume whatever she wants. As long as she knows that from here on out that I’m the boss!

Roleplay Phone Sex with Brooklyn

If you have a nice cock, I’m pretty much game for anything. One of the bulls in my pen loves role plays. I have been a naughty school girl; a nasty nurse;  a biker babe;  a nympho secretary; an inspiring starlet….. You name it; I have played it for his 11 inch cock. Today’s request was more simple, and I thought sort of boring. He just wanted me to wear glasses. He insisted glasses were hot and would make me look smart. I was insulted at first because he was implying I was dumb. I am certainly not dumb; I know big cock is better and there are all kinds of stupid bitches out there who think size doesn’t matter. But, I am weak for the big cocks so I went to the drug store and bought a pair of cheaters.

I went home and even dressed put on a sexy little business suit to fit the “smart look.” I waited for him to come over.  Like clockwork, he showed up at 11:00 AM. When I answered the door, he was in nerdy glasses, khaki pants, a polo and carrying some big case. Apparently, my computer caught a nasty virus and needed a good scrubbing. I explained that I am a college professor and I need my computer clean and running efficiently. He asked me if I ever looked at pornography and I assured him an educated woman like me would never look at such filth. He informs me that most computer viruses come from pornography viewing.

He opens my computer and begins to look around, and imagine my embarrassment when  he not only finds the naked pictures of me, but a history of all the naughty sites I have visited.  I act embarrassed that I have been caught, but then see the bulge in his pants. “I guess you like my naked pics?” I say. He replies, why yes ma’am, you are not only gorgeous but smart.” I then unzipped his pants and out pops a monster cock that rivals any porn star cock I’ve seen.  I tell him he missed his calling; instead of making sure computers run smoothly he should be making sure pussies run smoothly. I then become a goddess on my knees, and work his huge shaft in my mouth; my eyes bulging and watering from the girth of that thing! After 20 minutes of polishing that knob and nearly gagging, he pushes my legs apart, pulls back my panties and sticks his tongue in my cunt. My juices are drowning him I am so wet. Then he kisses me, and I can taste my own yummy nectar on his lips. Before long, I am riding up and down that shaft; huge balls bruising my ass. Right there on the couch, we fucked for hours, both cumming multiple times.

I do love role play sex and even roleplay phone sex. Who says guys don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses!  Who can I be for you?

 

Painful Lover

There once was a man named mike
That always wanted to put up a fight
When his cock got hard
And started to thumb just at the mere sight

The mere sight of a man named Tom
Who’s ass hole was too bomb
He sucked cock all night
Made mike feel just right
And brought him right out the closet!

Now mike goes by Mika
Instead of boots she wears stillettos
And got tits that jiggle like jellos!
She makes you worship her goodbar
And shake in fear in the car
On your way home
To the bitch you call “Dear”

But you can’t say that to mika
Anything other than mistress, madame, or master
Or else you won’t like what happens after!
She’ll bend that ass over
You’ll wish you had a four leaf clover
Hoping you’ll get some luck
And no longer be a cuck
Or gain mercy from this painful lover.

But, Mistress love’s you like no other
Nobody will make you beg like this
Or make you moan and hiss
From the pain and pleasure
From this 9inches to measure

So go ahead and grab some knee pads
And even a bottle of lube
Cus’ Mistress Mika forgot to add
She’s going to made you hurt real real bad!

You submit to me and no other
Unless you want to lose your painful lover!

Sex Toy Phone Sex with Vinny: Garden Gnome Gangbang

I’m at the beach all week, which I love because I can show off my hot body. Most coeds don’t even have a rock hard body like mine. Getting cock with tits and a body like mine is not hard. Well, so I thought. Today has not been my day to score dick. I don’t handle rejection well so I decided it would be a day about  me. Sunning my hot body and reading.  I had my Kindle with me so I searched for books under the erotica section. If I couldn’t get laid, well, I could read about it. In the suggested reading list, something caught my eye, “Garden Gnome Gang Bang.”  The tagline read:  “When Vinny decides to add a little whimsical flavor to her backyard with a trio of garden gnomes, she never suspects what’s in store. When the sun goes down, Vinny discovers her new lawn ornaments are ready to get busy, and they know how to use those pointy red hats to please a woman!” Well, that literally screamed my name. Now, mind you, I suffer from a rare disorder called gnomaphobia. Yes, you guessed correctly, it is the irrational fear of garden gnomes. I think they are creepy little soul stealing mother fuckers. But this book being suggested, sounded like a sign that I needed to put on my big girl panties and get over this silly fear. So I downloaded the book.

I’m there on the beach, reading garden gnome porn, thinking to myself, perhaps I have been looking at them all wrong. Perhaps they are not instruments of evil, but instruments of pleasure. I sat there and read the entire book in a couple hours. I was actually horny as fuck afterwards too. My pussy was dripping wet from gnome erotica. Sooo embarrassing to admit. I went back to my motel room and masturbated; but I could not get the image of fucking those gnomes with those pointy hats outta my head. So, I put a cover up on, marched down to Walgreens, and bought a trio of garden gnomes and a box of condoms. The lady behind the counter gave me a weird look. Like what the hell is a middle aged woman in beach wear doing buying 3 gnomes and condoms. I felt like a pervert, but I wanted to try this out, but thought somehow condoms over those pointy  hats might be more sanitary? Not sure what I was worried about, when I was younger, I crammed all sorts of things in my cunt. I’d fuck anything I was so horny. Guess nothing has changed as I was about to turn a garden gnome into a sex toy.

I’m back in my motel bed, naked on the bed. Decide to ease myself into this. I start to rub my clit while they watch. I get lost for a moment, start cumming hard, then I just grab one of them and start slowly working that pointy hat into my pussy. I have had many massive black cocks, certainly I could take a garden gnome. I had it inserted pretty good and was sliding up and down it and it felt good.  I guess I got so lost in my head fucking that garden gnome I failed to hear housekeeping come in. I look up an a maid is looking at me in horror. Shear horror. Like I was some circus freak or something. I tried to get up real fast, fell off the bed, landed in the crotch of another gnome. She ran out and I chased her, naked, down the long stretch of the motel yelling “I’m not a freak, I’m just horny.”  Well, I guess some folks heard me, came out to see what was going on. Decided to slink back to my room in shame.

Just a few minutes later, there was a knock on my door, there was a black god in his swim trunks. He looked at me and said I hear you are horny. He asked if big black cock did it for me and said he could  wear a red pointy hat if it helped? I guess the maid shared my secret. We had a good laugh and of course I invited him to fuck me. That gnome wasn’t bad, but a red pointy hat ain’t got nothing on a huge black cock. Finally, I got my cock. Sometimes you just have to fuck a few gnomes along the way first.

BBW Phone Sex: A Sexy Encounter with an Ex

I had a job interview today for The Tilted Kilt, a chain bar like Hooters; they are looking for hostesses. I figured this would be some nice extra cash and another way to meet hot eligible bachelors. I put on a cute but upscale slutty outfit and head downtown. When I got there, I was greeted by a girl I went to college with. It is such a small world. Her husband is the manager of the local Tilted Kilt. She said he does all the hiring but she  helps with the application process. She is a buxom, curvy gal like myself. I always thought she was hot. In fact I had a girl crush on her in college.

After we caught up a bit and I filled out the application and answered a few questions, she signaled her husband to come out to finish the interview process. My jaw just about fell open when I realized she was married to one of my ex boyfriends. Big Jim I called him. Not the brightest bulb around, but one of the biggest. It was hard to imagine him settling down; monogamy was never his strong suit. He was a player. I guess Rebecca was able to tame that beast. I did worry, however, that my application would not be considered now. Big Jim and I did not part on good terms. When I caught him cheating with my then BFF, I sorta pulled a Carrie Underwood on him and took a Louisville slugger to both headlights. In fact I think there is a warrant out for my arrest still for destroying his new BMW.

When he came out, I thought it would be awkward, horrible, maybe even violent. But it wasn’t. Big Jim recognized me of course. We had dated for almost a year. But, he apologized. Said he was a changed man. Rebecca had tamed him. I looked at her and said “impressive, he is a hard beast to tame.” I asked her secret. She undid her blouse and revealed even bigger titties than mine! Then she grabbed me and kissed me long and hard. I was a bit shocked. I mean I had a crush on her in college, but here she was married to my ex boyfriend who potentially could be my new boss. But my pussy was dripping. I looked at Big Jim and he had his cock out and was stroking it.

Rebecca went over and locked the door, came back and said” I keep him faithful by letting him watch me with the beautiful girls he can’t have.”  I was in shock. I mean technically he had me, but didn’t want to keep me, and now he had my girl crush and what she was suggesting was so hot to me. She started undressing me. She had me sit on the pool table naked. She then took the pool stick and teased my whole body; she used it under my boobs, to caress my body , then she fucked my pussy with the first 10 or so inches of that pool stick while her hubby, my ex jacked his huge cock. I came so hard too that I squirted on the pool table.

I had to return the favor. I undressed her. I laid her down on the table and  licked every inch of her. She has a plump juicy cunt. Smooth, tasty and very wet. I made her cum on my face, but I was not satisfied with just making cum once. I grabbed a pool ball and pressed it on her clit and rubbed it around while I sucked on her tit until she cam hard again. I did that with all the pool balls. That’s 12 orgasms, well 13 if you count the cue ball. I looked at Big Jim with every cum I gave his hot horny wife.  He shot like 4 loads. We all came a lot.

I am not sure if I got the job or not, but I did get to satisfy an old crush, make up of sorts with an ex I was wasting energy on loathing still, find out I am not gonna ever be arrested for destroying a car and cum several times. Sometimes running in to an ex can be a pleasant surprise.

His Maid..

My new job has it’s perks but it also has a down side. 

I thought I was alone when I was going through the Mrs, X’s drawers and trying on her clothes. 

Her husband came home and found me. He said he wouldn’t tell his wife as long as I did what he said. 

He had pictures of me. I was caught red handed, I’m a greedy girl so I didn’t want to lose this job. I made a lot of money.

He wanted me to start wearing a maids outfit to work. He said he would come home from work for lunch. He wanted his lunch ready every day at 12:30, and me to great him at the door in my naughty maids uniform. 

 

Today is the first day I have to do this. 

Its 12:25, Lunch is ready and I am waiting for him. 

I’m worried his wife will come home, but maybe she is into playing around herself.. No she is a bitch. 

No wonder why Mr, X is using me. He probably hasn’t gotten any in years.

When I hear a car pull up I run to the door. 

He has a very big grin when I open the door.

He leans in to kiss me on the cheek.

I lead him to his lunch, take off his jacket and pull out the chair for him.

He laughs and shakes his head. He pulls me around the chair and he starts showing me dirt on the counters.

While he is doing that he has his hands firmly planted on my voluptuous ass. 

He leans me down to get a closer look at the dirt, when he does He pushes my thong to the side and starts rubbing my pussy. 

 

With his other hand he pulls out a envelope and sets it on the counter.

I have changed your pay. If you can make me cum, you can keep this and get even more. 

A girl had to do what a girl has to do. Why not make a lot of money doing it??

 

Hot Phone Sex with Vinny: I Love Anal

I am of mature age, this is true. But I think I look damn fine for being in my 40s. Don’t you? Look at that ass of mine. You could bounce a quarter off it. And don’t get me started on my legs. They are fine too. Today, a younger guy I was hitting on tried to tell me I was too old for him. I have not met a guy yet I was too old for. So, I decided to have a little revenge. I took a bunch of naked selfies and Facebook messaged them to him with the declaration, “Nothing old about this ass.” Well, of course he was all apologetic and begging for the chance to hang with me. He asked me why I didn’t show my body off more. I explained I was at the pet store to pick up food for my pups; never thought I’d be on the prowl there, so didn’t occur to me to wear one of my more revealing outfits. I really don’t need attention; I just enjoy it. He asked to meet for drinks; asked if I was in to anal because I had an ass worthy of tapping all night long.  I told him he was gonna be in for a treat because I consider myself an anal queen. I like it big, thick and rough up my backdoor. I got him all worked up discussing how he could fuck my ass bare back; shoot cum in my ass; fist my ass and pussy; cum on my face; essentially do whatever he wanted to. We agreed to meet at 11 PM at a local bar for drinks first.

I then blocked him and never showed up. I made a date with a well hung stud who knows I ain’t too old for his college age cock. No one insults me and gets away with it. There is never a shortage of well hung men who want to fuck my ass hard. Can you blame them?

Books can’t teach you this! Part 1

Everyone needs to escape for a bit… wether that escape is a vacation or a good book it doesn’t matter, as long as it does what it needs to do. While I was at the library yesterday searching for the next big thrill to allow me to escape from my humdrum reality, I noticed a quite handsome young man lurking a few feet away. Every few minutes he would steal a glance at me and shoot me a suggestive look. It took me a few minutes but I finally realized why this guy looks so familiar… he’s a client at the law firm I work at… Mr. Vincent Hammond. Finally he could see the revaluation on my face and sauntered over to me, a smirk playing on his lips. We spoke for a few minutes before he suddenly grabbed my shoulders and forced me up against the rows of books. His voice suddenly turned dark, and I realized that the hands that had once been on my shoulders were now bunching my skirt up around my hips. Oh god, 5 minutes and this man had my panties soaked! My night just got much more interesting…