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Make It Rain Money

I love being your cum slut. I love cumming for you. I love it when you cum for me. There is no better way to make money in the world then to hear my phone ring and wonder what hot, sexy fantasy we are going to share. I love it when you make me so wet that I can’t help but rub my clit till it is squirting all over my hand in a hot sticky mess that I have to clean up when we hang up. The real good fantasies I dream about at night and wake up cumming all over my bed. all i want to do is sleep in it enjoying the feel of the gift you gave me even though you didn’t know you did. I often wonder if you dream of me and wake up with your hard dick in your hand aching to call me again so we can cum together one more time. And the bonus is I get paid to cum with you and play with you. Then i get to go shopping for more toys to play with when you call and sexy outfits to wear when we play. The only thing that makes me smile more then cumming with you and for you is money. Yes money sure does make me smile as much as your cum.

Crazy Things We See

Being a phone sex operator is an adventure every day. Besides all the interesting fantasies we get to share with all of you awesome men out there. Besides cumming all day every day together. Besides going out and getting wild and crazy just for the fun of it. We see some crazy ass shit thanks to some crazy ass bitches. We all know that chicks love to stuff their cunts with anything that could make them cum in new and unusual ways. So today I thought I would get high as fucking hell and share some of the crazy and funny as hell shit chicks do with you. Of course I couldn’t help but create little captions and thoughts to go with each one. Feel free to share your captions in my comments if you think of one. So let’s have a blast with this one, I promise you will get a laugh or two today! Are you ready?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the inside of course!

Have you ever had cell phone reception issues. Wonder why suddenly you loose signal and the call drops? Here is the reason why….

Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? That is one way to have phone sex….just saying!

Do you love sea food? Have you been searching for a seafood market where you can get the freshest fish available?

Smells like fish but taste like chicken…..so they say!

And finally my favorite. Where was this when Hall and Oates were producing records? This one is made specially for them, or so I think….

“OOOO hear she cums….she’s a man eater!”

Have a great day my friends, get high, have a drink and above all have a good laugh and a hard cum!

Fuckaliciously Yours,

Mercedes

Gang Banged and Covered in Cum

I finally had my first gang bang.  I’ve wanted to get down like that for so long.  This one guy had a camera and he was taking pictures of all the action, so I took this polaroid home with me as a memento of the fucking amazing time we all had..

It started when I was at my neighbour’s house – we fuck sometimes – and his buddies were over watching the game.  We were all having drinks, and things really got started while we were cheering a goal, when I stood up shouting and peeled of my top with drunken zeal, showing my bare breasts, and inspiring the boys to jump all over me…Before I knew it hands were grabbing my breasts and pulling off my clothes, and they had their six hard cocks out, ready to rock.  They held me up and fucked my mouth, fingered me, and all took turns fucking my pussy and asshole, so deep and hard.  I loved every minute of them passing me around and using me like the crazy whore that I am.  Especially when they fucked every hole at the same time.  There is nothing like something filling my pussy and my ass, while I choke on the cock in my throat.  At the end, they’d fucked my holes for hours, and they were all holding me up in the centre, as I was getting weak in my limbs, my makeup running, my body almost drained.  That’s when I finished off all of those amazing cocks, sucking dick after dick, letting them fuck my face and switching from cock to cock to cock.

 I am such a cum slut, I wanted all of their cum.  I worked each cock to the edge, and let them all explode on me at the same time, a full on bukkake cum load shooting onto my body and face from six cocks at once…the feeling of their hot cum splashing me was the best fucking feeling.  It was so good, every time I see the picture, I want to do it all over again…

Bucket Orgy

We had one of the coolest fucking orgies ever last night. A whole shit load of horny ass people showed up and the fact that we partied till the sun came up.
the first thing w noticed when we walked in was a blue bucket sitting on a end table in the middle of the room with a sign that said “Cum Bucket” on it.
It was explained that every time a man came he had to cum some in the bucket. It was also explained that the first person to puke, male or female from partying, would have to drink all the cum from the bucket that had been accumulated. Then they would start filling it up again for the next poor slob that couldn’t handle his or her liquor and it would be their turn to drink
I love cum so much that the thought crossed my mind several times to puke on purpose just so I could guzzle down that bucket of jizz.
We did have a great night and a lot of dudes and chicks ended up with bellies full of cum.

Dixie’s Revenge

Yes I am a cum slut. A fun loving let’s fuck cum slut. But when you cross me revenge is all I can think of. I will plot and scheme and plan until I have exacted my revenge,
They say revenge is a dish best served cold, but I am going to serve my revenge hot, scalding hot.
I have created my device, a candle stick with a tube attached to it. so that the hot wax melts down the tube.
The unfortunate little whore that has pissed me off to the highest point thinks I am inviting her over to talk things out. she is in for a rude awakening, it isn’t going to be all peaches and cream for her.
Everything is set up. She will be tied in a very special way. On her hands and knees, unable to escape. the tube is going to be inserted into her tight little ass. I will light one candle after the other and sit back. I will masturbate from the pleasure of watching her scream as hot wax fills her ass. When one is burnt out I will light another. I don’t intend to stop until she has passed out from the pain.
yes when you piss me off there is a price to pay, and pay that price she will.

Happy Veteran’s Day!

Me and my big brother have a routine we do every time he comes home from the army. I love to show him how much I appreciate his service to our country. So I make sure I service him completely! We always roleplay our first time together which was the best. He snuck into my room and saw me sleeping like an angel. So cute and so sexy he just had to touch. He slid back the covers and saw my naked body. When I woke up I felt a warm sensation between my legs. It was my favorite brother eating my pussy.

Just like old times, his cock was hard and ready for me to suck the skin off of it! I get on my hands and knees and go to work as he calls me his dirty little mut! That’s right my pussy gets wetter with every degrading name he can think of! We fuck like rabbits until he is ready to explode. I want him to shoot his cum in my mouth. I’ve missed his yummy cum so much! Ever since we were little he has always been my best friend. We share things with each other that nobody else knows and he always makes me feel so special.

I love him and he fucks me like no man ever could. My brother really knows his way around a pussy, and thanks to me he is like the best lay ever. We fuck together perfectly. When our bodies come together it’s like magic. I guess you could say we are genetically in sync with one another.  He is the yin to my yang, the peanut butter to my love jelly.

When he finally shoots his load, I say with a mouth full of cummies… Happy Veteran’s Day Brother and Welcome Home!!!

Honoring Our Veterans

There is a base near my house and often we meet people that are stationed there. Several months ago I met a lady around my age whose husband was deployed. We got to talking and became friends. Eventually I was visiting her on the base several times a week and soon I started meeting her friends as well. One night late into the evening we were talking ans she told me how lonely she was. she really loved her husband and didn’t want to be unfaithful but she had needs to. By the end of that night we were in her bed and I gave her all the companion ship she needed. Our relationship grew and we saw each other a lot but she always made it clear that she loved her husband. It dawned on me that I was sitting on a gold mine. I made all these new friends I had made, both male and female that were so lonely with out their significant others. I worked my magic and it wasn’t long before I was a very busy girl doing my duty to my country by helping our deployed men and woman in my own way. My best girl told me a few weeks ago that her man would be coming home soon. Of course I was happy for her but sad at the same time that our time would be coming to an end. Little did I know how happy my pussy was going to be. I didn’t know it but she had been telling her husband about me the whole time. They had decided that the first night he was home they wanted an evening alone, but the next night they both wanted to thank me by spending an evening together, the three of us. I couldn’t believe how fucking lucky I was, a hot sexy military man who has been deprived for a long, long time, me and my girl all in one bed for a hot fucking night that was going to be wild as hell!

Before I forget in my excitement, thanks to all who have served and are serving our country. And thanks to you men and women coming home to rock the pussies and dicks of all of us who appreciate you! Fuck on my friends, fuck on!

Guns, Drugs & Cash

Drugs Phone Sex

I always have guns, drugs & cash in my safe in the bedroom because you never know when you’re going to need them.  My husband always has things happening that require cash, so he makes sure there is plenty in the safe.  A few months ago we have someone break into the house, but they didn’t want out money, guns or drugs.  They wanted to fuck me because they heard I was a good gang bang kind of girl.  I begged and pleaded for them not to fuck me, but that seemed to turn them on even more.  I couldn’t’ help but get so fucking wet when I saw the cocks they pulled out of their pants.  Four of them were hung like stallions and one guy was hung like a Greek god!  These were the biggest cocks I’d ever seen.  Before I knew it I had a cock in my mouth, one in my ass, one in my cunt and one in each hand.  They kept rotating from hole to hand, and I couldn’t keep track of who was where.  I just enjoyed the ride, but when they left they took the safe with them.  I was gang banged and left without my guns, drugs and money. 

Bukkake Party with Briona

I haven’t seen so many big white cocks in the same room before! Imagine my surprise when I walked in and all of them were waiting and ready for a tiny chocolate treat such as myself. They whipped out these huge cocks and like a good girl I got down on my knees and began to service these men! Mmm all these big juicy balls, filled with all that yummy cum just waiting to be sucked out by my hungry mouth! I felt like a spoiled brat. I loved that I was the only girl there and all these lustful men were moaning and groaning because of me! I had all these cocks to myself! I was in heaven! My pussy was dripping wet like these cocks with pre cum. On top of that, my daddy and my brothers were apart of this little shindig too. I saved them for last.. I wanted to suck and fuck them like no other woman could. They were the only ones allowed to fuck my tight chocolate pussy and ass. And they fucked all my holes good! They weren’t the only ones cumming at this party! I came over and over again all over their cocks before they released their load of cum in my mouth.

I just love cum so much I may just start a cum diet! 😉

Kissing Cousins Strap-on Fun

Every one has a crazy cousin in their family and I am no exception. My crazy cousin Al is a hoot and when we get together we have some crazy good times. The other day we were talking about strap ons and how much I love to strap on a cock and fuck the shit out of a chick and then have the same done to me. He could not understand why I would want a plastic strap on when I could have any cock I wanted shoved deep into my pussy. He had to add that I know he is always available to pound my pussy any time it needs a good stiff dick. We have been kissing cousins for as long as I can remember. Then last night he showed up with a duffel bag and a smile. He said he came to make me a very happy girl and I was going to love his bag of tricks. We had a few drinks and he was more goofy then usual. I kept asking him what he was up to but he kept me waiting forever! When he finally took his bag of tricks in the bathroom he emerged naked, with a hard dick, a red ball gag in his mouth and a big black strap on, on the top of his head. When I finished laughing like a mad woman I realized that this could be fun. We had a blast and I have to admit that my crazy cousin Al knows how to make things interesting in his very own way. I will never look at a strap on the same again as long as I live!