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I’m Thankful for Cock and Cum

I’m not a domesticated goddess. I am however, a sex goddess.  The only faking I do is in the kitchen. After slaving in the kitchen all day, well, after buying food and putting it into bowls and dishes to pass off as mine, I needed a reward. Kitchen work is for the birds. If I’m doing labor, I want to be doing it in the bedroom.  And that’s exactly what happened next. I texted my step sons to pay me a special visit. I wanted a pie, a pussy cream pie.

They showed up, hard dicks in hand, ready to show their hot horny step mom how thankful they were for her mouth, for her hands, for her tits, for her ass, for her cunt. And, I was so ready to show them all thankful I was for their young hard cocks always full of cum for me. Their daddy has been a failure in the bedroom for decades, but not them. And a cougar in her sexual prime is so very grateful for working cock.

I got on my knees, put each cock in my hand and started jacking them. Long strokes up and down with my hand twisting around their thick shafts. My cunt starts to drip thick moist juice down my thighs. The boys can smell my pussy pie. Better than fresh baked cherry pie any day. I work their cocks in and out of my mouth. Greedy for their cum. As I am on my knees, with both dicks in my mouth, I feel their fingers going in and out of my pussy. I’m getting finger fucked hard as I swallow their throbbing purple rods.  They want to fuck me. I get on all fours and get a cock in each hole. I can’t explain how great it feels to be double stuffed. Makes me squirt every time.

They pulled out of my ass and cock and sprayed me with cum. Felt like two fire hoses unleashing 5 gallons of cum on me. Now, I am thankful for young cum. My husband dribbles cum out his dick. His sons are twice the man he is; they shoot jet streams of jizz. I licked their cum off my lips and even my boobs.  They are staying the night as we will have a family feast tomorrow, both in the dining and bedrooms! Happy Thanksgiving. May you all have as many things to me thankful for as I do.

Cocksucking, Pizza and Daddy

I love sucking cock. I’ve been sucking cock since I was just a little brat. I sucked my daddy and my brother  off for years. My daddy had this trick for getting me to suck his cock when I didn’t even really understand what I was doing. He would put his big thick cock in food I was going to eat.  He would cut a hole in the popcorn tub and put his cock up in the warm buttery stuff. Every time I reached my little hand in, I would touch his dick. Often the extra butter at the bottom of the tub was just Daddy’s butter.  He would put his dick in a little Cornish hen. He would cover his cock in spaghetti and tell me his balls were meat balls. He was wicked creative or wicked horny. Both actually.

My favorite was the pizza on the lap trick. He would order my favorite pizza, cut a hole in the box and the pizza and put his cock right in the middle. I would eat the pizza around his shaft, then bob up and down his heat seeking missile (what he called it when I was younger). What would squirt out was extra cheese for my pizza according to Daddy. Dick cheese, yummy.

I developed quite the addiction to pizza thanks to dear old dad. In fact, I cannot eat pizza without wanting extra cheese now. When I told this delivery boy about my special extra cheese pizza addiction, he was more than happy to help me out. So he came in the house and I got to have pizza just like I did with Daddy so many years ago. Just now I know how to suck cock, so it’s much better for the guy. In fact, I sucked his cock first, so I could have his cum on my pizza before I ate it. I tried to tip him, but he refused any money. Said I had already given him a big tip. Well technically, he gave me the big tip!

Call Me Mrs. Robinson: Teen Phone Sex with Vinny

Normally I fuck black guys or older white men. Never really considered myself a cougar. Never consciously went on the prowl for young cock. But this teen guy, still wet behind the ears, followed me all over the grocery store. I finally confronted him. Asked him if he lost his mommy. He could barely talk, couldn’t even look me in the eyes. Just mumbled how beautiful I was.  He was socially awkward, but sweet. What is that saying? Young, dumb and full of cum. My gut told me he wasn’t even in college yet, but at least he was driving!

I was horny and he wasn’t going to stop following me, so I told him to follow me home. I wanted to sing “Mrs. Robinson” to him but was sure the reference would be lost on him. When he arrived, he pulled out his cock, and well any fear I had about wearing an orange jumpsuit, was trumped by desire. His cock was huge. That was certainly a man cock he was packing in his school boy pants. I fell to my knees and started worshiping that teen cock.

Once I had his throbbing rod in my mouth, I didn’t care about the age difference. This young guy needed a cougar to teach him how to use his instrument. Amazing tool he had, and I was going to rock his world. I fucked him in every position conceivable. I pretty much demonstrated the entire kamasutra guide to sexual positions with him. Even let him fuck my ass. I swear that boy was half black, because that cock belongs to a 30 something black man, not a teen white boy still in school.

Turns out I was his first. He was a virgin. I popped a teen boy’s cherry. And he filled me up with boy batter all day long. Turned me into a school boy’s cum dumpster. If being a cougar means I get to drain big thick cocks that can fuck me like a gang of black men, then call me Mrs. Robinson.  My pussy just found the fountain of youth.  I think tomorrow I take my morning jog around the schoolhouse.

We All Thought He Was A Sissy

He has never made a secret about the fact that he loves to wear girls panties. He will tell you without batting an eye that the way they feel excites him. He will tell you that just the feel of the material rubbing against his cock when he walks that he can’t control the hard on he gets. He will tell you that the way they fit is so much more comfortable then mens underwear, no matter the style, including boxers. In fact if you let him, he will go on and on about the pros and cons of it all.
So we always just thought he was a sissy. None of us would ever think about fucking him, In fact it was a common joke amongst the girls that he must have a little cock to fit in a pair of chicks underwear.
We got drunk last week and I lost a bet and the pay off is sleeping with our local panty wearing sissy.
I wanted to get this shit over with so last night was the night I bit the bullet.
You know that saying never judge a book by it’s cover? Man is that true. When he took off his pants and had on those sheer red bikinis and they outlined his hard dick, I think my chin hit the floor.
I heard the gang gasp from their hiding place and by the smirk on his face, he did too.
He grabbed me like Tarzan and crushed my body to him, kissing me so hard that he took my breath away and my cunt was wet before the kiss ended.
Breathless from the kiss and the feel of that thick and long, hard cock in his panties up against my belly.
I started to undress and he yanked my arms behind me holding them in one hand like a vice and ripping my clothes off with the other before shoving me on the bed and snatching my legs open, burying his face.
A girl had to have taught him this, because he was licking me like a woman would, hitting all the right spots and all the right places.
Just as I was about to explode, he stood up, looking down into my eyes. Grabbing his panties he ripped them off and that dick sprang to life for the first time.
Hovering over me and positioning himself above me his mouth came down on me hard again.
I could taste my pussy on his lips and tongue and then he slammed into me hard. biting my lips as I let out a scream of pleasure.
He held himself in me deep before he finished us both off.
He only fucked me for 15 minutes tops before we both exploded, but it was the hottest fuck I have ever had.
He may be a panty wearing man and we may label that a sissy, but in bed he is a fucking beast!

He hurts so good

He has done it for the last time. He broke my heart. I never judged him. I never tried to leave, even after he beat me and made he fuck his friend. I loved him. He left me 2 months ago. And now he comes back, drunk thinking he can pick up the pieces. I knew I should have changed the locks but it cost so much! I barely could afford rent, power and food. When he stumbled through the front door, drunk and high I just couldn’t kick him out. When he woke up he forced me to take his cock.  When he was done, He called me his whore. He threw money on me and told me to clean up. 

I did as I was told, I just wanted him to love me back. I know he is the boss in our relationship. I know he is in charge of my life. 

While I was in the shower he came to me. He was so sweet, rubbing my neck and my back. Then he grabbed me by my hair and in the same moment he wrapped his other hand around my throat. 

He kissed my check and told me he wanted me out of the shower in 5 minutes and all dolled up in 15. He said he left my outfit on the bed. He turn the warm hot water to freezing cold. I finished my shower and got out. I put on my lotions dried my hair and put on my makeup. I walked into the bed room and slowly put on what he left on the bed. It wasn’t anything but gloves and black heals. I put them on, took a deep breath and walked down the hallway. I had no idea what was waiting for me. But I knew I would do anything for him. I loved him. 

Im ready to choke your turkey for you!

I am getting ready for you right now. I’m stripping down and playing with my huge tits just waiting on you. My tits are so natural and soft. they need to be squeezed and rubbed, so I can get hot and wet just for you. I’m wild and ready to play all the time. Why wait, you should come play with me right now.

I will make all your dreams come true. In the festive season right now, we can play choke the turkey neck. I love stroking a huge cock, and watching the precum drip from it. I like to lick the sweet little drops of happy that come out the end of your cock.

Look how happy it makes me to choke your turkey neck. I love it, my sweet tight little pussy gets so soaking wet. I am always smiling when it comes to huge dick being in any one of my sweet fuck hole, or my soft hands.  I can even take you to a new place and use my feet as well. It makes me so exited to play with cock all the time. I would be the happiest girl in the whole world if you let me play with your cock everyday. Don’t you want to make me happy, and make me cum just for you?

Shyla Loves Married Men Phone Sex

 

I have been such a very naughty girl. I have been sneaking behind my neighbors back and secretly sleeping with her husband. I tried to be good. I really did but I just love playing with his big fat cock! I can not help it. I just love the things that he does to my tight young teen body. I like that he will sneak out of his house late in the night after his wife has gone to bed just to come sneak into my room and rip my clothes off. He just loves fucking my young cunt. He loves making me take all of his cock in my mouth. Making me suck him nice and fast., shoving his cock down my throat making me gag on it. Then pushing him all the way inside of my tight young cunt…The way my walls milk his cock for all of his cum… After he started fucking me he just stopped fucking his wife. I know it sucks for her but for me I love it. I get pounded daily now. I have all of my holes filled. I get all of his hot load shot deep inside my cunt and ass. Unless he’s feeling really spontaneous and cums in my mouth. Sometimes he likes watching me swallow his big yummy load. Even if what we are doing leads to a lot of sneaking around, I am going to keep on doing it because I can’t stop. I love getting secretly fucked by my married neighbor.

From Cigarettes to Cock

Today is the Great American Smokeout. It is a day that is designed to encourage people to quit smoking. I have been a smoker for decades. I have developed quite an addiction for cigarettes. I love smoking. As a submissive whore, many a master has not approved of my addiction and used me as a human ashtray in an attempt to break me, show dominance and hopefully create an aversion to smoking for me. But, as a pain slut, the feel of a cigarette being put out on my tongue, ass, tits, even clit, just made me want to smoke more. So, it has been increasingly harder to quit.

On the American Cancer Society’s web page they have tips for quitting. They even have characters for the type of quitter you want to be. Well, I know there is no way in hell I can be a cold turkey. I’m not that strong.  I decided I could be  “The Substitute.” This is someone who uses distraction and substitutions to help bust cravings. The ACS suggests creating new habits to curb one’s desire to smoke. For substitutes to smoking they suggest carrots, celery, candy, gum… Really? Like that is gonna work for a hard core smoker like me.

I decided my substitute would be cock. I was gonna swallow shafts to curb my addiction. If I was a pack a day smoker that means I need 12 cocks a day to suck to help me stop smoking. Luckily I love cum. I have sucked 6 cocks today so far. I picked up one at the coffee house; another at the gas station; one at the mall; and I hit the jackpot at the liquor store with a group of frat boys who wanted nothing more than to have their rods sucked by a hot MILF type. It is amazing how many guys are willing to help a gal out. All I have to say is, “I’m trying to stop smoking and I need something more healthy to put in my mouth, can you help me?” Guys just start pulling their cocks out to assist. So many guys want to help me stop smoking. Warms my heart, and my mouth!!

Turns out I love cum. Cum taste just as good if not better than nicotine. I think I can stop smoking if guys keep offering to help me. Would you help me? I am a very oral woman, obviously! I will shallow your shaft and your load. I have nice big tits to assist in milking that load out of you too. If I have a dozen cocks at least a day, I will be able to break my nasty smoking habit. Fill my belly up with cum and help stop my cravings. Instead of a human ashtray, I want to be a cum dump whore.

Yummy Breasts

I kept asking if you wanted me to cook for Thanksgiving and you always give me the same answer – all you want to eat is me because I am so beautiful… You are so sweet baby, but I really need to know if I need to plan a day for baking. I tried asking you again last night and you said no turkey could ever have breasts like mine…. abd of course we were banging one off before I could get you really answer me.

But it got me to thinking.. maybe I could make you a SEXY turkey for Thanksgiving. I mean they DO have breasts and I know you think I am crazy anyways, so I got one prepared and decided to cook it up and serve you something sexy and delicious (like me). I think I may have over done it, but I made you a turkey you can eat the breasts right off of and still fill up your tummy.

I cooked all day in the kitchen, naked of course, bending over the hot oven and basting everything just right.  I kept imagining you here with me and had to stop several times and rub my clit at the thought of how yummy you would tell me everything looked, and the wonderful reward I would get in the bedroom tonight. I am not the best in the kitchen, but I can bake a bird and have a sense of humor, so I hope you enjoy your turkey breasts 🙂

World Peace Day with Blair: GIve Piece a Chance

Today is World Peace today. And in a blonde moment, I thought it was World Piece Day. You know as in get a piece of ass. So, I put on a slutty outfit and went out to celebrate by giving out some tail. Now, I figured out my mistake pretty quickly. But I didn’t care. I thought I could still promote the day by making love not war. I was downtown when I spotted a group of international looking guys who were part of some peace day demonstration. To me, no better way to spread peace, than to spread my legs. Who wants to fight when they just got laid. When they just came? No one that’s who. What the world needs now is more fucking. Fucking leads to peace.

I got down on my knees, in midst of a group of guys and started unzipping pants. Another like minded whore decided to join me in spreading peace. Before long, there was quite a group of guys around us with their cocks out. I was a sucking machine. Took about 15 cocks down my throat. I will do anything to spread peace.  Of course, I could not just suck cocks, I had to spread piece also. I got on all fours for a World Peace Day gang bang celebration.  Those guys were all on board my peace train too. Cock after cock stuffed my ass, cunt and mouth. Felt so good to be spreading  harmony. The only violence going on was to my ass! And, that is my kind of violence. I love rough anal.

By the time I was done spreading peace, I was covered in cum.  A peace loving cum dumpster whore. I should be the international spokesperson for spreading peace.  Spreading peace, getting a piece–all has the same result-happy people. And happy people are not violent. So, if you are tired of the violence and the hate in this world, today, and every day, make love not war. Fucking is the best way to harmonious relations among us all. Give piece a chance, and peace will find us all.