I always have guns, drugs & cash in my safe in the bedroom because you never know when you’re going to need them. My husband always has things happening that require cash, so he makes sure there is plenty in the safe. A few months ago we have someone break into the house, but they didn’t want out money, guns or drugs. They wanted to fuck me because they heard I was a good gang bang kind of girl. I begged and pleaded for them not to fuck me, but that seemed to turn them on even more. I couldn’t’ help but get so fucking wet when I saw the cocks they pulled out of their pants. Four of them were hung like stallions and one guy was hung like a Greek god! These were the biggest cocks I’d ever seen. Before I knew it I had a cock in my mouth, one in my ass, one in my cunt and one in each hand. They kept rotating from hole to hand, and I couldn’t keep track of who was where. I just enjoyed the ride, but when they left they took the safe with them. I was gang banged and left without my guns, drugs and money.
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Kissing Cousins Strap-on Fun
Every one has a crazy cousin in their family and I am no exception. My crazy cousin Al is a hoot and when we get together we have some crazy good times. The other day we were talking about strap ons and how much I love to strap on a cock and fuck the shit out of a chick and then have the same done to me. He could not understand why I would want a plastic strap on when I could have any cock I wanted shoved deep into my pussy. He had to add that I know he is always available to pound my pussy any time it needs a good stiff dick. We have been kissing cousins for as long as I can remember. Then last night he showed up with a duffel bag and a smile. He said he came to make me a very happy girl and I was going to love his bag of tricks. We had a few drinks and he was more goofy then usual. I kept asking him what he was up to but he kept me waiting forever! When he finally took his bag of tricks in the bathroom he emerged naked, with a hard dick, a red ball gag in his mouth and a big black strap on, on the top of his head. When I finished laughing like a mad woman I realized that this could be fun. We had a blast and I have to admit that my crazy cousin Al knows how to make things interesting in his very own way. I will never look at a strap on the same again as long as I live!
Flying High
When I went to the airport and saw this plane, it reminded me that it is almost that time of year again. I don’t know why but it is funny as hell to me and I instantly thought how I hope Santa doesn’t end up on the nose of a plane because he is my favorite fuck on Christmas day. The holidays are a special time of year for us. Family fucking fun all season long. Everyone in the family gets drunk and gets in on the fucking. It is one big incest fest. Grandpa plays Santa every year and our little Uncle Alvin plays the elf since he is so short. We all take our turn sitting on Santa’s lap, from the littlest to the oldest. We love sitting in his lap and whispering in his ear all the naughty things we want this year and all the naughty things we are going to do to him to show him what good boys and girls we are. And then Uncle Alvin the elf gives us a treat of his own. We are never clothed for more then an hour after arriving at my grand parents house and even our furry family friends get in on the action and get more then table scraps to eat. Happy Holidays, hang on it’s going to be a wild ride.
I Love Candy Corn…
Halloween is almost here and the stores are full of candy corn, Normally my favorite candy skittles but this time of year I can’t resist candy corn. I started shaping the candy into little figures for the little ones in my apartment. What started out as a little bit of fun with the little ones turned into some big time grown up fun. I started by shaping the candy into this butt plug. I wasn’t sure how it would work but I was eager to try it so I invited a friend over who loves ass fucking and also loves to have a butt plug in his ass when he cums. I figured if he wasn’t game I was. When I brought out my butt plug in all it’s orange, white and yellow glory he was thrilled! We talked about which one of us was going to use it for a long time before he came up with a brilliant idea. Why not make another toy out of the candy corn so we could both have fun? Splendid idea! So i got to work on another toy while he watched with fascination as I concentrated on the task at hand. By the time I was done I had a lovely, fairly big and fairly thick dildo fashioned out of the sweet treat. We had a great, all be it sticky, night of fun and I will be making more toys tonight!
National Nut Day
I can’t help changing National Nut day into a perverted holiday all of my own. I know it is meant to celebrate nuts that you eat but I have made it the day I honor and worship the nuts between your legs. I have kept my mouth full of sweaty, salty nuts all day and I don’t intend on stopping or slowing down any time soon. I love the feel and taste of heavy, cum filled nuts in my mouth, on my chin or pounding my pussy while they get ready to fill me up with their wonderful, thick, surprise. I can’t help but love the feel of hot, thick sperm coating the back of my throat as I swallow every delicious drop. And the feeling when it is shot deep into my pussy as it hits the inside walls and oozes out while that cock continues to pound away at me is just more then I can take. The idea of worshiping, caressing, and catering to you and your nuts all day long on this special holiday makes me wet before the day even begins and all I want to do is enjoy every second of it. Perhaps I will make tomorrow National Left Over Nuts day and get all the ones that I didn’t have time for today!
Halloween Party
Last year I had the best Halloween party! I invited everyone in the neighborhood, and it turned into a huge orgy! It was so hot, my pussy is still wet thinking about it! I must have fucked or sucked 30 cocks that night, and when it was over I still wanted more. The neighbor from across the street pounded my cunt so hard that a year later I can still feel his cock. I hope he comes back to the party this year. Some people wore masks and full body costumes, so you had no idea who you were fucking which was incredibly hot! My husband was such and angel and made sure I had enough coke for my gang bang phone sex weekend! Having a cock in my pussy while I am being skull fucked is the best thing in the world to me. My husband loves his cock loving whore wife – he watches as these men fuck me, and that turns me on even more. Halloween has always been fun, but now its a major fucking gang bang! I can’t wait to see how this years party turns out.
My Favorite Surfboard
I’ve been surfing my entire life! OK – for as long as I can remember! I love going to the beach with my favorite surfboard and hitting the waves early in the morning. Usually there aren’t many girls here, in fact I am usually the one. I like it this way because all the guys are staring at me because I change my clothes right there on the beach. Yes, out in the open I remove all my clothing and put my suit on, and of course I always need help tying or buckling the top. This is how I get you to talk to me, then I gently let you know that I need to fuck before I hit the waves. I can see that you are all too happy to help me out, but sometimes you say no. It never fails when we are out on the water I will fall off my board and you will have to come and rescue me. This is when I learn that you are very interested in fucking me, but she’s in the car. I gave you my name and phone number, grab my board and head back to the waves. I want nothing more than to go to my place and fuck your brains out but that will have to wait until we can be alone!
Put Your Mouth Where My Pussy Is
It’s Friday night and I am so ready to party and get fucked. What would you give me for some of this wet, hot pussy? Would you buy me anything I want? Get me nice and fucked up and then fuck my brains out? Would you keep me all to yourself or share me with your friends? Or would you rather me invite a bunch of my party girls over and get us all fucked up so we could fuck your brains out? Personally I believe the more the merrier, big dicks, little dicks, big tits, little tits, lots of drinking lots of drugs and lots and lots of wild and crazy mind blowing fucking. I love sharing a huge cock with my girls, all our mouths on it at the same time. And I really love sitting on a face, having a tongue deep inside me while one of my girls rides a dick all the way home so we can all lick and suck the cum out of her tight pussy. If you love to party as much as we do, if you love to fuck as much as we do, if your kinky and have no inhibitions, then tonight might just be your lucky night. Who knows what wild shit we can get into together?