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From Cigarettes to Cock

Today is the Great American Smokeout. It is a day that is designed to encourage people to quit smoking. I have been a smoker for decades. I have developed quite an addiction for cigarettes. I love smoking. As a submissive whore, many a master has not approved of my addiction and used me as a human ashtray in an attempt to break me, show dominance and hopefully create an aversion to smoking for me. But, as a pain slut, the feel of a cigarette being put out on my tongue, ass, tits, even clit, just made me want to smoke more. So, it has been increasingly harder to quit.

On the American Cancer Society’s web page they have tips for quitting. They even have characters for the type of quitter you want to be. Well, I know there is no way in hell I can be a cold turkey. I’m not that strong.  I decided I could be  “The Substitute.” This is someone who uses distraction and substitutions to help bust cravings. The ACS suggests creating new habits to curb one’s desire to smoke. For substitutes to smoking they suggest carrots, celery, candy, gum… Really? Like that is gonna work for a hard core smoker like me.

I decided my substitute would be cock. I was gonna swallow shafts to curb my addiction. If I was a pack a day smoker that means I need 12 cocks a day to suck to help me stop smoking. Luckily I love cum. I have sucked 6 cocks today so far. I picked up one at the coffee house; another at the gas station; one at the mall; and I hit the jackpot at the liquor store with a group of frat boys who wanted nothing more than to have their rods sucked by a hot MILF type. It is amazing how many guys are willing to help a gal out. All I have to say is, “I’m trying to stop smoking and I need something more healthy to put in my mouth, can you help me?” Guys just start pulling their cocks out to assist. So many guys want to help me stop smoking. Warms my heart, and my mouth!!

Turns out I love cum. Cum taste just as good if not better than nicotine. I think I can stop smoking if guys keep offering to help me. Would you help me? I am a very oral woman, obviously! I will shallow your shaft and your load. I have nice big tits to assist in milking that load out of you too. If I have a dozen cocks at least a day, I will be able to break my nasty smoking habit. Fill my belly up with cum and help stop my cravings. Instead of a human ashtray, I want to be a cum dump whore.

Yummy Breasts

I kept asking if you wanted me to cook for Thanksgiving and you always give me the same answer – all you want to eat is me because I am so beautiful… You are so sweet baby, but I really need to know if I need to plan a day for baking. I tried asking you again last night and you said no turkey could ever have breasts like mine…. abd of course we were banging one off before I could get you really answer me.

But it got me to thinking.. maybe I could make you a SEXY turkey for Thanksgiving. I mean they DO have breasts and I know you think I am crazy anyways, so I got one prepared and decided to cook it up and serve you something sexy and delicious (like me). I think I may have over done it, but I made you a turkey you can eat the breasts right off of and still fill up your tummy.

I cooked all day in the kitchen, naked of course, bending over the hot oven and basting everything just right.  I kept imagining you here with me and had to stop several times and rub my clit at the thought of how yummy you would tell me everything looked, and the wonderful reward I would get in the bedroom tonight. I am not the best in the kitchen, but I can bake a bird and have a sense of humor, so I hope you enjoy your turkey breasts 🙂

World Peace Day with Blair: GIve Piece a Chance

Today is World Peace today. And in a blonde moment, I thought it was World Piece Day. You know as in get a piece of ass. So, I put on a slutty outfit and went out to celebrate by giving out some tail. Now, I figured out my mistake pretty quickly. But I didn’t care. I thought I could still promote the day by making love not war. I was downtown when I spotted a group of international looking guys who were part of some peace day demonstration. To me, no better way to spread peace, than to spread my legs. Who wants to fight when they just got laid. When they just came? No one that’s who. What the world needs now is more fucking. Fucking leads to peace.

I got down on my knees, in midst of a group of guys and started unzipping pants. Another like minded whore decided to join me in spreading peace. Before long, there was quite a group of guys around us with their cocks out. I was a sucking machine. Took about 15 cocks down my throat. I will do anything to spread peace.  Of course, I could not just suck cocks, I had to spread piece also. I got on all fours for a World Peace Day gang bang celebration.  Those guys were all on board my peace train too. Cock after cock stuffed my ass, cunt and mouth. Felt so good to be spreading  harmony. The only violence going on was to my ass! And, that is my kind of violence. I love rough anal.

By the time I was done spreading peace, I was covered in cum.  A peace loving cum dumpster whore. I should be the international spokesperson for spreading peace.  Spreading peace, getting a piece–all has the same result-happy people. And happy people are not violent. So, if you are tired of the violence and the hate in this world, today, and every day, make love not war. Fucking is the best way to harmonious relations among us all. Give piece a chance, and peace will find us all.

Cold Weather!

It has been getting so very cold lately!  I just love staying toasty warm in my house. So when I ran out of propane I was VERY worried! It got so cold so fast! I called EVERYONE but no one could SERVICE me till tomorrow! So I ran next door to ask my neighbor if I could stay with him overnight! He was very pleased to see me standing there with my rock hard nipples in the cold! He invited me in and asked if he could SERIVCE me right now! Mmmm just what I needed! Bob was so excited to warm me up! He brought out some blankets and stripped me naked in front of the fire! Then spent a long time rubbing every single inch of my body! He had me so worked up! Finally he laid me down on those covers and let me have what I really needed! He slide his cock deep inside me and fucked me so good!  The whole time his hard cock was buried in me his mouth was locked on my tit! It has been ages since I came so hard! I may just have to stay longer than a day with Bob!

Taking the Train

I love taking the train to town! So many horny men just leering and staring at me! It really turns me on! I always find one LUCKY man to give a hand job too! There is something super fantastic about sitting next to a handsome guy and seeing his cock JUMP to attention for me!  I just smile. Then I lay his coat over his lap and start rubbing that hard cock RIGHT there in the middle of the train! So many people standing EVERYWHERE as I jerk him off. Of course he tries not to show how much he LOVES it! His hard cock throbbing for me! Leaking for me! Until I feel him EXPLODE! And all the warm creamy cum cover the front of his pants! Mmmmm It just gets my motor running! Then I always invite them to my place later for a good fuck! Today was Matt… we are meeting later tonight. I hope he like surprises! I have a big black throbbing one for him!

Hot phonesex with Bambi; Getting Pounded..

The holidays are coming up and a trailer trash whore like me needs to make some extra money. Everyone knows down at the local bar is where girls like me go to make a little extra cash. So I decided to sneak my way in. Wearing my trashiest outfit, so that as soon as you looked at me, you’d know what I was after. I wanted to be used and dominated. I went into that bar looking for trouble and trouble is what I found with a capital T. I seen a much older men leaning over the bar looking pissed off at the world. He looked like he needed to relieve some stress and I was going to be his stress reliever. I made sure my tits were pushing out good enough and my ass was hanging out my dress. I heard him telling the bartender he caught his girl friend sleeping with his best friend. Hey he could fuck me and get back at her, but revenge aint cheap.  I leaned in and told him I had what he needed for the right price and slid his hand up my dress. Then stood up and started walking out the door. When I looked back to see if he was following me and he was, my cunt just got wetter. Once outside I lead him around the corner to the dark abandoned alley.

 

 

He shoved me up against the cool brick and ripped my panties off. My cunt was already hot and throbbing for his big cock. He pushed himself deep inside of my pussy and started pounding away! Making me moan and scream. Before I knew it I was already cumming on his cock. My body was shaking as he pulled his cock out of me. He turned me around and slammed my face against the wall. He spread my ass cheeks and shoved his big hard fuckrod deep inside my nice tight ass. Feeling my ass start to gape as he was fucking me. I felt his cock starting to swell inside of my ass as he started shooting his load deep inside of me. He pulled out and fixed his clothes, reached in his pocket and pulled out some dollar bills and tossed them at me as he was walking away. I might be a trashy hoe but at least it pays well.

Dirty Deeds

I love doing housework in the nude… and with the cold weather coming it was time to clean out the fireplace. Normally it would be a horrible job, with all the ash and soot, but you said you would help me this year, so I agreed. I put some boots on, just to get in the spirit of things, and bent my naked ass over and started sweeping out the fireplace. You sat on the couch and I told you that you had promised to help. I looked back and saw you were jerking your hard cock while watching me work…

Of course that made my pussy get wet and I went about my business. I would give you a break as long as you were paying attention to my tight ass. I mean, poor me, right? I swept and swept, rolling my ass and hips and showing off my tight little pussy to you as I bent over. I could hear you stroking harder and faster and my nipples were hard as rocks.  I told you to get over here and help me and you got up and came over, but not to help with the fireplace…

You got between me and the fireplace and picked me right up off the floor by my ass. Your strength turns me on so fucking much. You lifted me right up on top of your throbbing dick and then pushed me right down on it. You grabbed my tits, which were covered in soot, making your hands black with the ash. Then you grabbed my ass again and started pulling my body up and down on your fuckstick. You bounced me so hard I came all down your balls. You kept pounding my pussy and filled me up with your sweet cum.

You lifted me back to the ground, leaving me to my work, and went back to sit on the couch. I bent back over towards the fireplace, pussy dripping, with big black soot prints from your hands on my ass, and finished my chore. So much for your promise to help, but I guess I can forgive you this time….

Strip Pool with BBW Beauty Glenda

Last night I went to this little dive bar in my neighborhood to shoot some pool. I was the  only girl in the place. Guess some women think it’s a bar like in The Accused. There is a pinball machine in the back too lol. But these working class studs weren’t cretins,  just good old horny boys.  My kind of boys. We decided to play strip pool. I have played strip poker, strip twister, but never strip pool. I was game. I was horny and a bad pool player,  so it didn’t matter to me because I knew as soon as they saw my big natural boobs, well, they would have me on top of that pool table in no time. I didn’t care about winning, just fucking.

After the first game, I was topless. I started using the cue stick to play with my titties. They were playing with their own sticks as they watched. Before long we were all naked and I was on all fours on the pool table. The bartender locked up the bar so we could have a little fun. There were like 7 guys including the bartender in the bar and myself.  One by one they fucked me from behind while I sucked another off. Now that is how to play pool–with 7 cue sticks up your cunt and in your mouth.

I was filled up with cum by the time we finished our “game.” I can’t wait for a rematch. I told them I would be back again this week to play. Next time I want fucked on that pinball machine!

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Blow job 101

 Sucking cock isn’t something all girls love. It take talent and technique  and patients. Just a few of the things I have! There is something about a big thick cock that makes my mouth water. I can’t help myself if I see a guys bulge  in his pants. It doesn’t really matter where I am. If I see him in the elevator at my apartment, or standing in line for a coffee. I always find a way to get them to fallow me to the bathroom. When I get him in there I pull his pants down and just admire his big fat cock. I rub it against my face, across my lips.. My pussy is dripping wet before I even put it in my mouth. I love gagging on a guys big fat cock. Something about it makes me feel powerful! Like I have all the power in making him cum. The guy is so vulnerable with his cock in my mouth. I could blow his mind or bite the fucking thing off, not that I would ever do that! I love cock. I only want to make a cock feel good and happy. I believe every man should experience a mind blowing blow job. He should have one relationship with a woman who loves to suck dick. She should want to suck his cock at any time! On the way to her parents, to church, in church, at a restaurant, at the movies, in public bathrooms, in the shower, everywhere!! She should make her man moan and cum in her mouth. What most women don’t realize is a good blow job keeps your man happy and at home!! Keep sucking ladies!! and Guys, find a bitch who begs to suck your cock!

SEXTING

Sexting is one of my favorite things to do. There is something so erotic about watching as you type, waiting to see what dirty nasty thing you are going to say. I’m able to rub my pussy and my tits while the words light up on my screen and I read them, getting wetter and wetter. I have to lick my fingers off just to type back, tasting my sweet pussy and sending you a message to tell you all about it.

The best part is, you can do it in private – so fuck your family – lock the door and message me at [email protected] and we can sext until you’re biting your tongue while your cum shoots to the ceiling. Half the fun is doing it and trying to stay quiet on your end. I get to do all the screaming!  As nasty pictures and messages cum your way, you can write me the dirtiest thoughts that have ever popped in that devious mind of yours.

It doesn’t cost anything more than it would to chat with me on the phone – so lets try something different tonight and chat via the screen. It makes my cunt wet knowing your wife or girlfriend are right in the other room and have no idea your cock is hard just for me. I am only a keystroke and a few cockstrokes away – message me now and lets get our sext on!