He loves BBW’s but his wife is a scrawny little thing. I told him before he got married that he was not going to be satisfied in bed but he didn’t listen. Now after a few months he was begging me daily to come and fuck this large and lovely ass of mine. He wanted to bring his twig of a wife with him. According to him she has never been able to get his cock hard. We decided he would bring her over that night I told him the door would be unlocked and he could just walk in. I was so ready for him. Laying on the couch with my legs spread so the first thing he would see was this pussy that he longed to have. He walked in and shoved her towards me while he was ripping off his clothes and his hard dick sprang up telling me how happy he was to see me. He shoved her down with her face between my legs and shoved his dick into her. She tried to fight it but he was determined to have his way. And that is just what he did. We fucked all night long he fucked us both all night long. I could tell he got all the built up frustrations of the past few months out of his system and he let her know in no uncertain terms that this would be a regular visit so she best get used to it. I rather enjoyed being his accomplice and believe I am going to like breaking this bitch in.
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He Needed A Fix
Hot ass sex is better with a Little ones!
It has been over a week since I was able to get some stuff. I was in a bad way! It is getting so fucking hard to find good shit! That was when I got a call from an old friend. I found out he was a cop now! A fucking cop! We have partied so hard before! Now he was asking if I wanted to hook up? I was of course scared. I cant fucking go to jail I have mouths to feed! But… I decided to test him. When he got to my house I called up my youngest daughter. I told him the only way I would trust him is if he fucked my girls mouth. No way a cop would do that. I was pretty excited when he pulled his dick out and put it in her mouth. And he never knew how much he wanted it. I let him party with me after that. But he wanted to fuck my little ones! And I told him for enough stuff I would let him. I was pretty excited when he showed up with the stuff! He tossed it to me and grabbed Katelyn. I couldn’t believe when he pulled out his handcuffs and cuffed her hands behind her back! He threw her on the floor like a pillow and yanked his cock out! He was in such a hurry! And was so brutal! He fucked her ass first! Just went balls deep! And really I don’t give a fuck! I got my stuff. This is going to be a beautiful friendship!
Everybody ought to have Naughty Maid Phone Sex
I think Stephen Sondheim said it best in his musical A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum. Indeed, “Everybody Ought to Have a Maid.” Just read the lyrics! Wouldn’t you agree?
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Everybody ought to have a working girl,
Everybody ought to have a lurking girl
To putter around the house.
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Everybody ought to have a menial
Consistently congenial
And quieter than a mouse.
Oh, oh, wouldn’t she be delicious,
Tidying up the dishes,
Neat as a pin.
Oh, oh, wouldn’t she be delightful,
Sweeping out,
Sleeping in.
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Someone who you hire when you’re short of help
To offer you the sort of help
You never get from a spouse:
Fluttering up the stairway,
Shuttering up the windows,
Cluttering up the bedroom,
Buttering up the master,
Puttering all around the house!
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Someone who in fetching you your slipper will
Be winsome as a whippoorwill
And graceful as a grouse:
Skittering down the hallway,
Flittering through the parlor,
Tittering in the pantry,
Littering up the bedroom–
Twittering all around the house!
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Everybody ought to have a serving-girl,
A loyal and unswerving girl,
To putter around the house.
Oh, oh, think of her at the dustbin,
‘Specially when she’s just been
Traipsing about.
Oh, oh, wouldn’t she be delightful,
Living in,
Giving out.
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Daintily collecting bits of paper n’ strings,
Appealing in her apron strings
And graceful as a grouse.
Pattering through the attic,
Chattering in the cellar,
Clattering in the kitchen,
Flattering in the bedroom,
Puttering all around the house!
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Someone who’s efficient and reliable,
Obedient and pliable,
And quieter than a mouse!
Oh, oh, wouldn’t she be so nimble,
Fiddling with her thimble,
Mending her gown.
Oh, oh, wouldn’t she be delightful,
Cleaning up,
Leaning down.
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Someone who’ll be busy as a bumblebee
And even if you grumble, be
As graceful as a grouse.
Wriggling in the anteroom,
Jiggling in the dining room,
Giggling in the living room,
Wiggling in the other rooms,
Puttering all around the house!
This Black Cock Phone Sex Whore Has Some Competition
I’m pretty much the black cock queen at my company. Some of my callers, even a few co-workers, don’t believe I can handle monster cocks. I had a friend snap some pictures of my latest anaconda to slither its way into my pussy and mouth. I even measured Black Beauty at 14 inches to demonstrate just how big and black I like my cocks. I had such an amazing time working that freak of nature cock into all my fuck holes. A 14 inch cock stretches me out and drowns me in cum, but I love it. I was gagging on that dick too. My eyes watered and bugged out from just the tip! I love knowing that I am the best at this company for handling not only big cocks, but big black cocks. I’ve been a big black cock loving whore since I was a school girl. Just now, I can take three times as much dick as I could then.
I was bragging to some of the girls here that I bet I have set some sort of record at this company for taking the biggest and most cocks at once. One girl informed me I have serious competition at our sister site, The Fornication Station. Surely, no whore is better at taking cock and cum than me? But then, I did as all girls do, I checked out my competition. I need to step up my A -game. Our new company is filled with seasoned cum whores. And not just your garden variety cum hos, cum guzzling gutter sluts, gangbang whores, BBC lovers, lot lizards, trailer park trash, porno queens, dirty strippers, p mommies, drugged out strippers and prostitutes…. It’s a plethora of trashy cum whores that look like they could give me a run for my money.
I was reading some of their bios, several even consider themselves black cock loving cock whores like me. Shit. These bitches were born with cocks in their mouths, I didn’t get going till I was in school. Some of these trashy whores were being gangbanged when I was still playing with Barbies. Some were nursed on cum filled bottles. Oh, yeah, I have competition. Challenge accepted. I thought a 14 inch cock was huge, but I’m going to go troll for some 2 foot king kong dong to ruin my ass and cunt so I can keep up with my new competition. No white trash, inbred, strung out, skank is going to out fuck me, or take more cum.
Check them out if you don’t believe there are nastier chicks out there than me. I’m a black cock loving, cum guzzling, gangbang, anal whore for sure, but even some of these whores, make me blush. I didn’t think that was possible. Maybe I need to call a few of these hos for pointers!
Tranny Phone Sex: Sex Shop Sex with Carla
I hate winter. I especially hate blizzards. I need to be fucked or fuck on a daily basis. So when 3 feet of snow comes down on my city, it cuts off my access to cock. Day 8 of no cock. I felt ballistic. So, I decided to go to the sex shop around the corner from me. I needed some dildos if I wasn’t going to get any dick. I put on a snow bunny outfit, and trekked around the corner for some makeshift cock. When I arrived, the store was dead. Guess the blizzard has been bad for business. The clerk was excited to see someone. He was cute too. I explained my predicament. He showed me to the sex toy room. In fact, he suggested I try out any I wanted before I bought them.
I gave him a little show. I selected an array of dildos, all big too. And right there on the storeroom floor, I began fucking my ass to see which ones felt the best. After 8 days of empty ass syndrome, anything would have felt good in there. But, I found a few that that got me off well. I was so lost in fucking my ass, that I failed to notice the young clerk furiously jacking his cock as he watched me. Here I was fucking toys, when I could have a young hard cock. I looked at him and said, “Stop jacking, start fucking.” He ran over to me and slid his cock right up my greedy ass. He admitted he was straight, never fucked a shemale before. In fact, he thought I was all woman when I walked into his shop.
He fucked me good despite never having mounted an ass before. He even reached around to stroke my throbbing cock too. I shot such a big load, I covered a wall of DVDS in cum. It had been a long time since I came. I really need something up my ass to drain my balls completely. He shot an equally large amount of jizz up my ass. I bought a butt plug too. I wanted to keep his cum inside me for awhile. I bought 6 dildos and a but plug. Blizzard supplies. Fuck milk and bread, I just need ass toys.
The little clerk told me to come back tomorrow if I needed fucked again. Until this snow melts, and I can get to dick and dick can get to me, I will be getting some sex shop sex.
Better with Age!
I want you to know all the stories you hear of Grandmas spoiling their family are TOTALLY true. I completely understand it! See as you get older, like I am, then you realize life is to short and to fun to say no. And I carry that through my entire life! That is right! Call me a freak, A whore, A slut! They are all true. Yet they don’t even begin to touch to the surface of how dirty I really am. Like last night I had to teach the young man next door how good it could REALLY be! Oooh he thought he was hot shit. Ha ha ha . BUT… he was wrong. Poor thing had never even had his copper penny licked! He did know how good it could be to have a toothless blow job. And when I slid my finger in his ass he exploded everywhere! Of course I got him hard again. And again after that! Lol… He is hooked now. I ruined him for all the plain Janes out there. His ass belongs to me. And I know just what to do with it!
The Biggest Cum Shot
With all this snow I am trying to find new and inventive ways to pass the time. I have to admit coming up with things too do is becoming challenging when all I really want to do is get my ass out on the street and fuck some shit up. It’s what this hot, wet pussy REALLY needs. But Until this shit clears up that is not happening. So this morning I decided to make up a game for us to play. All the guys and girls had to line up for me, and one at a time I would make them cum on my tits. We took pictures of each money shot and the one who gave be the biggest cum shot on my tits would get me for his or her slave for the rest of the day. Being covered in cum is one of my favorite things. Jerking and sucking cock cums in a close second and fingering and licking pussy is right up there. By the time the game was over there was a puddle of cum on the floor under where I was squatting and I couldn’t wait to serve the winner! The first thing she made me do is get on my hands and knees and lick that puddle up off the floor while she stuffed my wet pussy with her 12 inch strap on. This was going to be a good day despite another day of being trapped inside!
Creampie, Pussy Pie or Cherry Pie?
February is not only Black History Month, but it is also Great American Pie Month. I love pie, but not as much as my boys do! I decided to be a good mommy and slave in the kitchen all day to make my little boys their favorite pie, warm sweet cherry pie. It has been a really long time since my pussy pie was a cherry pie, so at least I can make them one! I am not very domesticated, but if it makes my boys happy, I do my best to bake. I was rolling out the pie crust when they came home early from school. Snow day. I told them I was making them their favorite pie to celebrate Great American Pie Month. The youngest boy said, “But Mommy, how do you make pussy pie?” then he giggled. His older brother chimed in, “But we just got home; I know you don’t have a creampie yet!” I reminded them creampie is mommy’s favorite kind of pie.
I love that my pussy pie is their favorite. As my pies were in the oven, my boys decided they needed a piece of my pussy pie immediately. I got up on the kitchen island, spread my legs and let them get a slice. They buried their tongues in me so deep. I was getting sloppy wet too. Expert pussy pie eaters. Good skill to have. Once they had their favorite pie all over their faces, they decided it was time to give me my favorite: creampie. I love being filled up with cum, especially my boys’ young boy batter. They can fill me up better than their daddy ever could.
I could smell sweet cherry pie permeating throughout the house as they took turns fucking me. It is an intoxicating smell, especially when combined with the scent of a woman! A very wet woman! Before long I had a double creampie. Their young spunk was just pouring out of my pussy. My youngest is quite the kinky little one too. He got between my legs and cleaned my pussy right up with his tongue. I love a boy who cleans up his messes!
The boys got pussy pie. I got creampie. And we all got warm cherry pie. Pretty hot way to celebrate Great American Pie Month. How are you gonna celebrate?
Homework
So I hate dealing with my little sluts homework and fucking school shit. I am way to busy for that shit! So I made a little deal with Mr. Gargus. He use to be a teacher before he started fucking little sluts. Now he cant get work anywhere! That makes him PERFECT for what I need! I offered my little fuck toys to him! He can fuck them as long as they make good grades! He deals with all the worthless school shit! And I am free to party as hard as I want all fucking week long! I love it. And if I come off as the mother of the year. Even fucking better! I know Mr. Gargus will fuck the shit out of my sluts. So I guess they are learning the best lesson from him. One my dealer has pounded into them many many times. And that is they they are made to be fucking whores! And the only thing that will get them thru life is using their cunts!
Thank a Mailman Day: From Filling My Slot to Filling My Twat
Today is “Thank a Mailman Day.” And I don’t think anything says thank you for keeping my slot full all year, like filling my slit. Lucky me, my mailman is Black, my favorite color. I invited him in to thank him for his service. He is hot. I’ve always wanted to get him out of the uniform. I’ve noticed the ring on his finger, so I have tried to be an honorable woman. But, certainly his wife could give him a pass on a day dedicated to thanking him? I mean how can I best thank him if I can’t use my body?
He certainly didn’t act married. Pretty much asked me why I had not invited him in before. He thought he was pretty much the only brother in the neighborhood I had not fucked. That may be true! But, I was going to make up for it. I unzipped his sexy blue postal worker pants and unleashed a huge cock. Just like I knew he would have between his legs. I have yet to encounter a small black cock. I don’t think they exist. I told him I had a box that needed filling and he rose to the occassion. I sucked that black meat good and hard. His cock went postal all over my face too. Thick, heavy load of cream sprayed my face.
I wasn’t done thanking him yet. I worked that cock some more, brought it back to life so he could fill my twat. I got on all fours on my carpet and let him mount me from behind, fucking my ass and cunt with his huge cock. He crammed a lot in my hot box. My slot was spilling over. But it felt so good to get pounded by a well hung postal worker. This was just the special delivery my pussy needed. We fucked for a good hour. My slits all got filled with cum. Just my way of saving thank you for filling up my box 6 days a week.
I hope all the mailmen out there got to fill some slits instead of slots today!