Category: Roleplay Phone Sex

Phone Sex Fetish with Glenda: My Sister’s Dirty Secret

My sister and I got into a little trouble last month. Got pretty drunk and caused some havoc with her ex boyfriend and got arrested for public intoxication. Now we have community service. Don’t get me wrong, I would much rather be cleaning up the highway than spending time in jail. My sister is appalled actually that she has to do this, so afraid of being seen by some one she knows. We are both BBWs, but she is very conservative. She has only been with 3 men in her life, goes to church every Sunday and votes Republican.  I was a bad influence on her last month and got her drunk and suggested we write cheating pig on his Ferrari in lipstick. And now here we are sweating  our big beautiful titties off cleaning up trash.

Today when we were working, I found a guy passed out in a grocery cart behind some trees. OMG he reeked too. Obviously a drunk homeless man. His clothes were tattered and dirty and he had not had a bath probably since Bush was in office. I called my sister over. I mean she is Miss Goody Two Shoes normally so I thought she might know of a shelter that would take him. I was quite shocked at her reaction to him. She wanted to take him home. I’m not talking take him home to offer him a warm meal and hot shower. She wanted to take him home to offer him a warm pussy-hers! I thought I was gonna gag. How in the hell could you want to fuck a dirty old hobo who likely was bacteria ridden and clueless about the true color of his skin as it was caked thick with dirt. Obviously my conservative sister harbors some dark secrets.

Come to find out there is something called hoboeroticism. There are apparently folks out there with a strong sexual attraction to homeless men. Now, I like a dirty old man, but not literally. My sister was mesmerized by this dude. She really does have a dirty secret. She even tried to wake him by rubbing her big old boobs all over him. The woman that yells at me for having one night stands was trying to get jiggy with a foul smelling bum?  Just when I thought I had seen it all. It was like watching a train wreck, I was in shock and awe over what was going on.  She lifted her top up and rubbed her tits all over his face. Her boobs got covered in grime. Gag. Next thing I know she is unzipping his pants and stroking his pecker. I’m like put that down, you don’t know where it has been. I mean seriously would you pick up a half eaten sandwich on the ground and eat it? NO!!!!! I was gonna hurl until I saw the size of that thing.  That hobo had about a foot long cock. Gave new meaning to Hobo with a shotgun. Now, I was tempted, but I couldn’t do it. I offered her some hand wipes and said go for it. My sister needed big dick in a bad way. I would have preferred clean big dick, but to each his own.

At least now that I know my Bible thumping sister is a freak, she can lay off lecturing me on my random hook ups. I could fuck 20 strangers in a night and never come close to getting lice or bed bugs or hell fleas. You think you know someone until you see them going down on a dirty hobo in a shopping cart. Glad to know I can still be shocked. So what strange sex fetish do you have? Bet it doesn’t beat my sister’s!

Moving Up In The World

I finally found a good opportunity to make a name for myself in porn. I was considering setting up cam shows, but  the camera built into my computer isn’t that great so I went to a store to get a higher quality one.
While I was browsing the store I started to ask a lot of questions and that lead to sparking the attention of another shopper. He was a balding, middle aged man, but our conversation made him seem a lot more attractive to me. Like me, he was also there looking for a high quality web cam, but for a film he was producing and directing! The story was about the main character’s neighbor spying on her through her webcam. We chatted about the story for awhile and about my past experiences, then he told me I’d be prefect for that part. All I had to do was prove I deserve it. To get a part in this movie, I was going to have to do something special. The girls in porn don’t stick to typical and easy positions. I had to prove I was just as capable as the porn stars I look up to.
I invited him over to my apartment for a late dinner and some drinks.  After about three and and a half glasses each of red wine, I lead him to my bedroom. I pushed him down on the bed and instructed him to take his clothes off. All I had to do was pull my tight little black cocktail dress over my head, I didn’t wear anything underneath.
Once he was nice and comfortable, I started sucking on his cock. I could feel it swelling in my mouth to an impressive size causing my pussy to drip from the excitement. I was also a little nervous because I had never tried what I was about to attempt to do before, but I knew I had to if I wanted this part and I wanted it more than anything.
After he was good and hard, I watched his cock twitch as it waited for my next move. He was sitting upright in my bed and I got into the reverse cowgirl position ( his favorite, I did my research ). I pulled his dick toward my asshole knowing that’s what he craved more than anything. I had been practicing a little on my own so I would be ready to impress him. I was worried all that practicing would loosen it up, but I could tell it didn’t because the second his thick throbbing cock was all the way in my ass he moaned about how tight it was.
I slammed my ass into his cock as fast and as hard as possible. He grabbed a handful of my hair and pulled me firmly toward him just as he was about to unload his cum inside me. I could instantly feel his body relax. After he pulled his cock out I still felt full with his cum, he reached for his cigarettes, but he was still reeling from what I’d shown him. I grabbed his Marlboro Reds from his pants and lit it for him.
Guess who got the part?!!?

Roleplay with BBW Passion

When my son comes home from college to visit, I make sure I have the sexiest lingerie and some kinky roleplays for us to enjoy. One of my favorite roleplays is rape fantasies. My son breaks in the house and finds me getting ready for my date. I have on a white skirt with a green floral top and some 6 inch heels. I was putting on some lip stick when he rushes in and snatches me up. He throws me on the bed and pinned me down. I’m scared yet aroused. He tries to spread my legs but I fight back. He squeezes my tits and slaps me across the face. Damn I am so wet at this point. My robber soon finds out how wet I am when he rips my thong off and shoves his fingers in my pussy. I can feel his hard cock up against my thigh. He is so ready to fuck my pussy… and I am so ready too! I scream and squirm trying to get away but he just roughs me up again. He pulls out his cock and slides in my tight walls. He forces himself deeper and deeper. I tell my son not to cum in my pussy but he doesn’t listen. I tell him again because this time I was serious. It wasn’t apart of the roleplay. I hadn’t refilled my birth control prescription yet. He starts choking me which makes it hard to tell him I wasn’t roleplaying and by the time he lets go of my neck it’s too late. He already spilled his seed into my cunt. I love my son but I am not ready for another little one. I am so nervous! My son may have just impregnated me. There’s only one way to find out! Let’s just hope it’s a scare and not a bun in the oven!

Black Cock Phone Sex with Sheila: Wonder Whore

You heard of Wonder Woman? Well, I am the Wonder Whore. Only a special kind of Wonder Whore. I am sex crazed super hero who can handle monster black cocks. I was not always able to tame those beasts, but the first taste of big black cock I ever had turned me into Shelia, The Big Black Cock Wonder Whore. Ever since that day, I have been on a mission to get big black dick. Superhero sized dick too.

Today I was on a crusade for the biggest blackest cock I could find. I have X-ray vision and I can see through trousers so I know how many inches a dude is packing. Today, I was even more super sex crazed  than before. While I at the grocery store, I spotted Leroy. My special vision sized him up at  15 inches of pure dark meat.  Now that is just the right size for my super  sized cunt and ass. I did not even have to put a spell on Leroy. Turns out he was spellbound by my ass all on his on volition.

His cock was so huge I thought I might need a lasso to tame it. But, I tamed it with my mouth. Being a sex crazed BBC Wonder Whore means I can swallow monster cock and handle a gallon of jizz. Leroy was amazed. He said, “I have never met a chick who could handle all my meat before.” I informed him I was no normal chick, but a sex crazed superhero called Sheila the Black Cock Wonder Whore and there was no BBC I couldn’t handle. He said, “Even up my your  ass?” I then bent over, spread my ass cheeks and instructed him to test my ass out. Leroy rammed his anaconda straight up my ass like he was trying to slay it. But I took every yummy inch up my ass; balls deep for hours of hardcore anal fucking. I told him to fuck me as hard as could. I am Wonder Whore;  he cannot hurt my ass, or my cunt or even my mouth. He seemed so grateful to have found me because he had never met a woman before who could take every inch of him and not grimace in pain. I took every inch of his dark meat in every whole I got. Never felt so good.

That’s because I’m Wonder Whore. I can fuck monster black cocks faster than a speeding bullet! I am more powerful than a locomotive so I can fuck all night long. And I can deep throat big black cock in a single bound! There is no such thing as too big for me. Because I am a sex crazed monster black cock loving Wonder Whore.

Fantasy Phone Sex with Sheila: A Lost Bet Equals Intergalactic Fucking

I should learn never to bet on football. I am pretty clueless. I bet on the team that has a hot quarterback. Or any team playing Dallas as I just despise them. Well, Sunday I lost. Big time too. I bet my geeky, nerdy computer repair guy that Dallas would lose Sunday and they fucking won. The terms of our bet were vague, but it was a do anything the winner wants sort of bet. Damn Tony Romo. Well, I never could have dreamed what Greg had in store for me. Let me preface this with a note that Greg is a total Sci Fi geek. As in goes to those Trekkie shows and everything. I suppose this is why he has never had a girlfriend.

For losing the bet, I had to dress as some futuristic whore and fight off being fucked by an alien. Yes, an alien. He has a very active imagination After taking over the Planet Pussea the Hardon aliens established a military base hidden on earth in order to steal girls with big boobs. The Hardon aliens believed that inside big boobs laid a power source that could supply their planet with unending energy. I was of course the first big boob girl they captured and that made me the Queen of Pussea. However, I refused to tell the lead Hardon alien where we kept the other busty gals on Earth and so he interrogated me for hours with his tentacle monster dick. The Hardon aliens were known for their huge sexual appetites and large alien cocks. His alien penis was 26 inches with prongs. At first I was screaming in pain, but my pussy juices were poisonous to alien cock. As I got turned on by the huge alien dick, my pussy got wet, which shrunk the alien cock to a more normal size. The Hardon alien lost his power over me, and in turn became weakened by my toxic cunt juices so I was able to force him to be my bitch instead and save all Earth girls with big boobs from an alien attack.

At first I was like this is the weirdest role play ever, but it was pretty hot in action. Greg even had a huge prosthetic dick that made me feel really good. I came several times on that thing.  If I get to dress up, role play and get a 26 inch dildo up my cunt again, I think I will keep losing bets with Greg. Geek or not, he is creative and a hot fuck. And, I am always down for a hot fuck. Are you creative? What kind of kinky outside the box role play can you cum up with for us?

Foot Fetish Phone Sex with Vinny: A Fun Day at the Beach

I love the beach. For a lot of reasons. I mean, not only does it feel great to feel the sand in my toes and the salt water crashing around me, but it is a great place to pick up men. They can see I have a fabulous body for any age, and I can usually tell what kind of package a guy has.  The other day was a different kind of day at the beach for me. I picked up a man with an obvious foot fetish. First, he kept staring at my toes as I ran them through the sand. As he watched me bury my feet in the sand, and the ocean water crash over them, I could see his cock getting hard in his trunks.  You know how some guys can’t take their eyes of your boobs, well his gaze was fixated on my feet.

He asked me if I would like a spa pedicure, his treat. Well of course I did. I love having my feet pampered and looking all pretty. I have beautiful feet too. I let my handsome stranger take me for a pedicure. He then took me for an early dinner and back to his place for some wine.  When I got a little buzzed, he slipped my shoes off and began caressing my feet.  He said they felt so smooth. I started to run my bare foot up his chest, slowly working my way to his mouth. I then fed him several toes that  he immediately started sucking on. His cock was ample size too; I could see it sticking up in his trousers. I told him to unzip his pants and let his cock get some air. I then took my other foot and started to tease his dick with my big toe. I traced the bulging veins on the head of his cock, even went down to his balls and kneaded them like bread. Pre cum was flowing out his cock. He was sucking my one foot while my other one was jacking him off. I was getting pretty wet too.

Before long he came like a volcano on my foot. His cum felt like the ocean running through my toes, there was so much of it! What he wasn’t prepared for was how limber I am. I stuck my foot in my own mouth and sucked his cum right off my toes. Normally, I am about a hard big cock in my cunt, but I have beautiful feet that I take very good care of, so I love giving foot jobs and having my feet worshiped.  The nice thing about this guy that I picked up at beach was he had a huge cock too. My foot looked tiny in comparison, but he needed little down time, so not only did I get a pedicure and hot spunk on my feet, I got fucked by a 9 inch cock. Not a bad day at all.

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: The Young Admirer

I was at the mall today shopping and I picked up a young, amorous stalker of sorts. This little guy followed me everywhere, even into Victoria Secret and Claire’s Boutique.  It was clear he was crushing on my nice curvy body. Yes he was jailbait, but I was flattered.  I decided to go back into Victoria Secret. I saw lots of sexy things I wanted. I grabbed a variety of bras, some panties, even a few sexy body suits. I saw him being all nonchalant behind a rack of sleepwear, but looking at me still. One of the girls in the store asked if he was with me. I said yes, but he was just embarrassed about being in a lingerie store. She said I could bring him into the dressing room with him since I was his mother. Mother? That was funny. He was young true, but didn’t think I looked old enough to be the mother of a teen.

But, I knew he wanted to see my body. So, I just grabbed his hand and pulled him in. I told him to be quiet and enjoy the show. I slowly and seductively took off my top and then unsnapped my bra. His eyes got big when he saw my 40 EE natural boobs. He adjust his pants which meant he was getting a boner. For me, a hard cock is the highest form of flattery. I could see that whatever was hiding in his trousers was ample for any age. I said, “I show you mine, you show me yours.” He pulled his hard dick out of his pants, and I wiggled out of my pants and showed him my bald beaver.

I was getting aroused. Normally, jailbait isn’t my thing, but I do like being watched. I am an exhibitionist. I leaned in towards him, held up my tits right in front of him and let him beat his meat until he shot a load of boy batter on my tits. I then let him watch as I sucked his cream sauce off those melons of mine. He was mesmerized; almost like he was hypnotized by my boobies. I gave him a wet wipe to clean the jizz of the head of his cock. He cleaned himself up, tucked his dick back in his pants and left.

I felt like Mrs. Robinson, but it was hot. When you were younger, did you ever get to see a nice big pair of natural tits like mine?

Barely Legal Phone Sex Bambi Fucking on the Washing Machine!

I love fucking on the the washing machine. It’s like a big vibrator for my whole body! It sends tingles all over and shoots straight to my pussy. When I’m in a kinky mood I love to find crazy places to get off and the laundry room happens to be one of my favorites. Daddy caught me playing with myself on top of the washer. Uh oh! I was too busy with sticky fingers inside my cunnie to even stop. Daddy didn’t mind though, in fact he loved seeing his little girl pleasuring herself. He came up to me and asked if he could help me. Of course daddy could help! I love when he curls his tongue and tongue fucks my little pussy. He got on his knees and gripped my legs and dived face first into my juice box. Daddy’s tongue and that vibration of the washer had me on the brink of cumming! Daddy flicked his tongue up and down my clit and sent me into orgasmic heaven!

I was major horny now! I wanted to feel daddy’s cock inside so I could cum again but all over his fat cock this time. He scooted me to the edge of the washer and teased my clitty with his huge love machine. As he slid in my tight cunt, the machine went into spin cycle. Mmm It felt so good up against my ass as daddy was pounding my fuck hole. Daddy was fucking me so good to the rhythm of the washer, I think that was the hardest I’ve came ever! I squirted all over daddy’s dick and made a mess all over the washer! The one thing that gets things clean was leaking with my juices! Dirty Dirty washing machine!

Big Tits Phone Sex with BBW Glenda: 101 Uses for Big Boobs

Big tits phone sex is a hell of a lot hotter with a BBW gal like me with natural 38 EE’s. Nothing feels better on a cock than real big titties. Silicon parts are for toys. Real ones can smother your cock. Real ones can bounce as you pound. Real ones can be lifted up to have the cum sucked off of them. Real ones can hypnotize you.  Real ones can give you life as you suckle on them. Real ones can get you out of a lot of trouble. Real ones can motor boat better.

I have been using my tits for as long as I can remember. In school, they got me A’s. In my car, they got me out of traffic tickets. At concerts, they got me back stage. At the end of the line, they got me to the front. In coach seating, they got me to first class. In clubs, they got me in free. In court, they got me out of trouble. In  traffic, they got me in the other lane.

Just the other day, I used my boobs to snag free cable. The Comcast guy was hooking up the new neighbors , and a flash and a jiggle was all it took to get premium stations for free. I love my big beautiful natural breasts. Do you?

Think of all the hot, nasty fun you can have with my tits. You can cover them in cum, whipped cream, hot wax, melted chocolate, body paint, body glitter, champagne… You can pinch them, fuck them, suck them, slap them, hog tie them, motor boat them, sleep on them, float on them, abuse them, rest your beer on them….

The possibilities are endless with 38 EEs. Give me a call so you can hear me do whatever it is you want to my pretty big titties. They are here for YOUR pleasure.

Cheating Phone Sex with Sheila: The Jealous Wives Club

Yes, I am a total slut wife. My husband knows this and not only accepts it, but encourages it. He wants me to have all the cock I want. I have my rules though. I do have a bit of a reputation, and I am pretty sexy for a soccer mom; but I never knowingly fuck a married man unless the wife gives permission. I like fucking, but I hate drama. Nothing kills the mood for me more than a jealous wife going all Fatal Attraction on me. I don’t want any jealous wives killing my rabbit. Recently, however, I had a rather nasty encounter with some jealous bitches. There is this community fundraiser being held for a member’s family who has extensive medical needs. I showed up at the planning meeting and was told by two women I was not welcome, nor was my money welcome. They actually ordered me to leave. I asked what I had done to offend them and one just said “We don’t need a whore’s help.” I am proud of my sexuality. Proud that I am capable of getting the sexual pleasure I enjoy. No one has ever been so blatantly crass with me before. Was it jealousy? They were both trophy wives like me, but unlike me, they had let their bodies go. Now, I know both of their husbands, but not Biblically. Not yet at least.

I went home to sulk when my phone rang. A friend of mine who was at the meeting informed me that these two jealous shrews were trying to suggest that I had fucked their husbands and get me blackballed from all community events. Green is not a pretty color on anyone. Well, if I am gonna be accused of something I didn’t do, I might as well do it and earn my Scarlet A. Nothing worse than a jealous wife. These women are just worried that their husbands will prefer my big tits, ample ass and tight hairy snatch to their fat sloppy cunts. I called up both men and made dates with each of them,  just a day apart from one another too. Damn it was easy.

Tuesday night I met jealous wife #1’s handsome hubby in a no tell motel. I told him how his wife treated me and he said she has been jealous of me since I moved here. She has been trying to get me ostracized for years but until recently had no comrade in arms to help smear my name. Just for being the leader of the lynch mob, I let her husband fuck my ass. That’s right, I let him slide his married cock into my tight cherry ass. We all know his bitch wife won’t take it in the ass. But I will. And because I let him cum in my ass, he will keep cumming back for more. Guys love a backdoor girl.

The next night, I fucked jealous wife #2’s husband. He took a bit of convincing. Turns out his jealous bitch had nothing really to worry about. That was of course until he felt the pleasure of my huge boobs wrapped around his cock as I sucked the ever loving life out of his dick. Once you have me worshipping your cock, you are hooked. The combination of my huge natural tits and mouth on a shaft is like crack to a guy. I sucked his dick for hours making him cum 5 times before he actually slipped into my cunt from behind.

Both men were hot fucks. I won’t fuck them again. Not because of my code of ethics but, because part of my revenge on the jealous wives club leaders, is making their men yearn for me again. And they will. Their out of shape, boring wives will never do for them what I can. I am a sexual goddess. I had a camera set  up in the room to snap pics of me and their husbands engaged in carnal behavior. I sent each jealous wife some pics with a note that said “Now you have something to really be jealous about.” The green eyed monster just got real…..