Category: Phone sex fetish

And The Winner Is

So the girls and I had a day trip planned to  a local water park. Before we got there we decided to make a little wager.  Who ever could get the most pictures of dicks by the end of the day had to pay for a seafood dinner and drinks for every one at the end of the day. There were five of us so that was not a small price to pay.  Of course I have the biggest tits out of all of us. Getting a guy to show me his dick is the easiest thing in the world for me. All I have to say is “Show me your cock and let me take a picture of it and I will show you my tits and let you touch them or suck one, your choice” I had no clue what tactic they were going to use but I knew I was going to use the tits to get what I wanted just like I always do! We hit that water park and all the men there like gang busters! The men there must have been wondering what was going on when all these different girls were trying to get them to show their dicks and let them take pictures. To be sure we all hit at least 20 of the same guys over the course of the day! By the end of the night it was a close call I have to admit, but at the end of the day what man can refuse a chance to see, touch or suck these big old double J’s in exchange for showing me his cock and letting me snap a picture of it? I may not be a little girl but  these tits are a deal that no man can refuse. 

Humiliation Phone Sex with Carla: Sweet Revenge Porn

Last week, I picked up this hot young guy at a local club. He was buying me drinks, dirty dancing with me, even kissing me on the dance floor. I invited him back to my loft to continue the party after the club closed. We were getting hot and heavy, when he feels my throbbing big cock through my little dress. He totally freaks out. Starts calling me a fag, even tried to hit me. No fucking way he didn’t know. My cock was throbbing the whole time we were grinding against each other at the club. He knew. Well I kicked his loser ass out of my place and hatched my revenge plan. No one calls me a fag.

My bestie is wicked hot and all girl. When I told her what this little prick Jim did to me, she got livid also. So the plotting began. We stalked him on his way home from work. He lives close to where he works, so he walks. My bestie dressed all hot and slutty, runs into him “accidentally” coming out of Starbucks. She apologizes profusely for spilling her latte and insists on him coming back to her pad around the corner so she can clean his shirt. She is hot; he is male; of course he would fall for it. They come around the corner, and there I am; waiting for his loser ass. Nice kick in the balls and he falls to his knees. Shelly puts pantyhose on his face to stifle his screams. Then the fun begins while she snaps pictures. See folks this is called revenge porn with a twist. Normally it’s scorned men posting naked pictures of the girl that dumped them on the Internet. I have too much respect for women to violate their privacy like that or shame them. But this fucking loser; I wanna shame the hell out of him. He won’t ever call anyone a fag again. And no girl will touch him again.

I made Jim suck my cock. I fucked him in the ass in every conceivable position. I made him say things like “I’m a cock loving fag,” and “a dirty little cum dump.” I soooo enjoyed humiliating him. Payback is a bitch Jim. Now everyone will know you too like cock. Your loser pecker was erect the entire time I fucked your pansy ass. Yes Jim, that makes you a fag too. Maybe now you will learn how to treat a lady; learn some fucking respect; understand that there is NOTHING wrong with liking cock in your ass. I never thought I’d be the type to post revenge porn, but then again, no tool ever called me a fag before.

Maybe we can exchange stories about our exes and plot our revenge. It is true, revenge is so sweet! I never felt better. What cums around, goes around baby.

Say “Cheese”

Smile for the camera baby. Oh you don’t know there is a camera? I am so sorry, I forgot to tell you it was there. You thought you could control me with your threats and your money and get away with it. Sweet heart you have no clue who you are dealing with. I am the bitch. I am the alpha, the omega, the beginning and the end. You really thought you would fuck this hot, wet, freaky pussy because your wife is a fucking prude and then just treat me any old kind of way? You my friend are about to learn a lesson like no other. Yes I am riding your cock and taking you to the places she never could. Acting like nothing is wrong. All the while the video is recording. This is my revenge. Tomorrow morning when your boss opens his e-mail, guess what is going to be there?  And when your wife opens her e-mail, same thing sugar. And that wonderful site called youtube, guess what video is about to go viral with your name plastered all over it? You thought you were in control and could bring me to my knees? Keep me in control? At your beck and call? Honey you are about to be ruined. I could care less that my pussy is out there for the world to see. You on the other hand are going to be very sorry by noon tomorrow. Never try to pull an ace card when you don’t know what the other person is holding and when you have so much more to loose. Revenge, it is a dish best served cold. And in today’s age of technology and being able to share information world wide with the click of a button, revenge is best served not only cold but via the internet. I would love to be able to see your face when you find out about my little video feed. Thank you for one last fuck. My revenge fuck.

Tranny Phone Sex with Carla: A Very Special Souvenir

The middle of every month I break out my massive sex toy collection for cleaning. I’m very “anal.” You know how when some folks travel, they always bring back a souvenir? Well, I travel a lot and instead of bringing back stupid little spoons or shot glasses from every city I visit, I bring back a sex toy. I visit an adult store in every city and country I go to and pick out something pretty to use on my trip. Well today, while I was cleaning, I was reminded of the trip where I acquired not only my most cherished sex toy, but my most expensive one. Several years ago, my girlfriends and I went to Vegas for a week of debauchery. We stayed in a penthouse suite at the Bellagio Hotel. My girlies all know my routine, so as soon as we arrived and unpacked, we went looking for an adult store. The hot bell-hop suggested the Hustler store which was not far. It was my first time in one of Mr. Flynt’s fine establishments. I was like a wee one in a candy shop; surrounded by all sorts of goodies. There was a special room in back for VIP members that intrigued us. Like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory brats, we had to know what was behind that curtain. I politely asked the lady behind the counter how does one become a VIP? She snapped at us, “I’m sure you don’t have what it takes.” Feeling rebuffed, we were set to take our business elsewhere, when we heard a deep voice behind us say, “Now Ashley, that is no way to treat beautiful women.” I turned around and much to my surprise it was Larry Flynt. He apologized for the rudeness of his employee and invited us back to the VIP room. This was where all the high end sex toys were located. I had never seen such expensive toys. Mr. Flynt was a doll baby. He said because of my beauty and to make up for the rude way we were treated, I could pick out anything I wanted in this room as his gift to me.

There was a gold encrusted prostate massager for like 5 grand. A diamond studded vibrator for about the same. Lots of hand crafted glass dildos. I saw gold handcuffs and silver plated nipple clamps. The sex life styles of the rich and famous!! Then, I saw it; the unicorn butt plug. This was no ordinary butt plug. The actual plug was solid silver and spiraled like a unicorn’s horn. And the tail was made out of actual horse’s mane. Mr. Flynt saw my eyes get really big; I may have even salivated a little. I will never forget his words to me: “Carla, do you know how wonderful it feels to have a shaft of solid silver lodged up your rectum as you role play that you are a beautiful mythological creature?” No Mr. Flynt, I have never had that pleasure, yet. This was the Lamborghini of butt plugs and I simply had to have it. It’s price tag: $3,675. I know he said I could have anything I wanted, but that was a high price tag. He assured me it was no problem and ordered his bitchy clerk to wrap it all up nice and pretty for me, and to threw in some gold dust body lubricant. I felt like a princess. I was spoiled by a wealthy, older man who wanted nothing in return but a kiss on the cheek and a smile.

Now, any city I visit, if they have a Hustler store that is the first place I go for my souvenir. Before I left Vegas, I broke in that special butt plug with a high roller I picked up in the casino the very night I acquired it. Larry was correct; there is no better feeling (outside of a throbbing cock) than pure silver up your ass. Do you have any favorite toys? I’d love to hear about your special “souvenir” and the first time you used it. Maybe we can use our souvenirs together?

Tickle, Tickle!

My Daddy loves to put his hands on me and gimme lots of cutie-pie tickles! Sometimes when he’s spanking me, he’ll start tickling me like mad. It feels so uncomfortable but also really good and funny, too! It makes me squirm and try to escape all the time. I also feel very silly when my Daddy is punishing my little bottom and then suddenly starts making me giggle!:) Daddy says my baby girl laughter excited his dickie very much and he wants to put it into my little poo-poo hole. I love my Daddy sooooo much, and I’d do anything for him. So it makes me happy when he’s happy. That’s why tickling me is so much fun. I get to rub all against my Daddy’s wee-wee until it gets very hard and big! Then he lets me put it into my soft pink little mouth and suck it lightly like a pacifier. After that he pushes it into my little poo-poo hole as a punishment after my spanking. He says it’s my own fault because when he tickles me and I laugh, it’s very cute. Daddy can’t resist me and it’s my own fault! I love my Daddy.

It’s a Boy!

I haven’t gone to a baby shower since my sister was pregnant with my niece. It was TORTURE. All of these fat lonely bitches playing baby games, eating baby food, and guessing what chocolate is in the diaper made me sick (yuck!). I couldn’t believe they weren’t turning up and having a blast. Where were the male strippers? Where are the dildos? After all, this is the final stretch of having your twat the normal size before a big headed baby comes out of it! That dreadful experience made me determined to spice up the next baby shower I went to. Instead of a regular baby shower I wanted to make this a pity shower. Women have to bear little ones and withstand hours of pain. So, I wanted to make a man feel the same pain. My girlfriend Caroline is having a baby soon and is having a terrible pregnancy. She said her man is never there to rub her feet, help her get up, or home in general and that made me sick to my stomach. I told her that I got something for his bitch ass! At her baby shower I planned out he perfect humiliation to teach him a lesson. First, I was going to make him a special baby shower hat to wear as a strip him of all his clothes. Then I’m going to bond him ass up so that he can’t wiggle or escape anywhere. As the sweat trickles down the crack of his ass I’m going to ram my cock in his ass and make a “baby” with his tight virgin asshole. Then after I shoot my load and impregnate him I’m going to torture him in ways he’s never felt before. This is to signify the torture women go through carrying those little bundles of brat.  When that’s over the fun part begins. I’m going to ram a whole baby doll up his ass until I see blood drip from his shithole. He better hold that shit in for at least 5 minutes as we laugh and take pictures for the photo album. When he’s “full term” I will yell “PUSH” and watch him struggle to get that baby out. By the time the head crowns he will be drenched in sweat and ready to give up. I refuse to help and ram my cock in his mouth as I force him to push out the rest of his baby. After the baby came Caroline was glowing! She said her hubby has never been this helpful and that she couldn’t thank me enough. No need to thank me though. Sometimes all it takes it to walk a mile in someone else’s shoes.

Mutual masturbation outdoors

I love nature. It’s amazing to be out in the middle of nowhere, enjoying the serenity and beauty all around. One of my best friends and I took advantage of the summer weather and went on hike yesterday. He brought a picnic and we sat beside the stream and an abandoned cabin that we found. It was amazing as we talked and laughed. Then, he leaned over and kissed me on the lips. I smiled and he began to apologize. I leaned over and kissed him, my tongue grazing his lips. Then, I ran to the stream, stripping off my clothes. He started to follow my lead but then picked up his camera instead. He took pictures as I splashed in the water; and, then, I got out and sat on the porch for a few pictures but returned to the soft grass. I spread my legs and thrust my pussy in the air. I could see his cock getting hard between his legs and I started to rub my clit. I licked two fingers and slid them inside my pussy while he kept taking pictures. He moaned and dropped his camera; he said, “Oh fuck, Monika” and took off his pants to stroke his cock. I was climaxing, looking at the beautiful sky.  I told him that he couldn’t cum yet; I asked him to pick up the camera again and get close-ups of my face and my pussy as I came. Laying there, completely relaxed, I ordered him to cum, and he did…hard. We lay there, both smiling, and admiring the scene and our relaxed bodies. He asked me if he could keep the pictures and I laughed, telling him he could if he would send me copies of the best ones!

GILF Phone Sex with Star: I’ve Been Twat Blocked

So today, I was talking with a younger guy I was trying to pick up. He actually told me that MILFS are yesterday’s news. All the rage today is a GLIF: a grandmother I’d love to fuck. I was like, what the fuck? Why would you want some old bitch when you could have me? I’m in my sexual prime and fucking gorgeous. He said GILFS are like a fine wine, they just get better with age. I then said, what is so special about your GILF? He began telling me all about granny Star who he has been banging for years. He went on and on about the joys of being with her. Not gonna lie, my ego took a beating. Let me see if I can remember a few of the million reasons he prefers this old bitch to me.

  • You can’t get her pregnant, so he can bare back her pussy and ass!
  • She’s been sucking cock longer than he has been alive.
  • She has her own money, so she spoils him and picks up the tab. This saves his money for beer.
  • She doesn’t want a relationship.
  • The only game she plays is strip poker.
  • She’s a sure thing.
  • She has taught him things with her decades of sexual experience.
  • She has her own life so she doesn’t need his constant attention.
  • She lets him cum on her tits and face and doesn’t find it degrading.
  • She is confident so they fuck with the lights on and have threesomes.
  • She has no taboos about the ass.
  • Years of yoga has made her very flexible. She can fuck in any position.
  • She is discreet. Happy to be his dirty little secret.
  • She swallows.
  • Age has taught her not to have any hang-ups so she never says no.
  • She grew up in the glory days of porn, so she’ll watch with him and get off too.
  • She only fucks for sexual pleasure, so no need to snuggle or spoon with her or stay the night.
  • She fucks and plays with his ass and knows that doesn’t make him a fag.
  • She understands a thong does not equal lingerie. She has all sorts of sexy outfits for him too to peel off her rock hard body.
  • All she needs to be happy is a hard cock that works. She could care less about size.
  • She doesn’t care about his job or his education level.
  • She doesn’t have a husband.
  • She lets him play with her granddaughters.

Guess older is better. Got to step up my game, because her milkshake brings all the cocks to the block. Wonder if she eats pussy?

Tease Me, Please Me

I know I look so young and sweet, and I am but don’t let these looks fool you. I’m a teen, flirty, playful GFE who loves to get your cock rock hard and ready for a long, nasty fuck session…but not so fast!

Anything worth having is worth waiting for and believe me, this smooth tight pussy is so worth the teasing and sensual cock domination I’m going to put you through. I’m everything you want in a GFE, I’m sweet, sensual, erotic, flirty and can fuck you for hours.

I definitely have a wild side to me and I don’t believe in limits so get ready for just about anything with your naughty little fuck doll. I want nothing more than to satisfy your every secret desire, let’s test the boundaries and see how far we can push each other before we can’t hold back any longer and cum harder and more intensely than you ever have.

I can take it nice and slow if that’s what you’re in the mood for or act out any taboo fetish you crave because this nasty teen cum slut can do it all and better than anyone.

Listen to my sweet little baby doll voice order you to your knees and eat my sweet, tasty cunt out or hear me beg for you to fuck me harder with your throbbing hard dick. Anything you desire, let me take you to those secret, erotic places you ache for…..ready Daddy?

Bang Me like a drum….

I have a weakness for musicians.. I just can’t help myself..
I went to a bar with my girlfriend last night and they had this awesome band..
I couldn’t keep my eyes of the drummer.. He was going so hard and just watching him made my pussy dripping wett.. I threw my pretty pink panties on stage and they landed on his drum!! He picked them up and put them on his lap and smiled at me.. My heart was pounding!
Maybe he liked what he saw.. I hope so.. I want him to bang me like his fucking drums..
After the show I was standing at the bar waiting for him to walk around.. After 20 minutes he never came out of the back.. I turned around to get another shot when someone wrapped their arms around me and in his hands he was holding my lucky pink panties..
he started sweet talking and buying me shot after shot.. He took me to the stage where they put down a curtin.. He was showing me his drums when he sat down on his little stool and sat me down on the snare drum where he pushed up my skirt and stuck his fingers inside.. oh god he played my pussy like no one else has ever done! Give me call to find out what how he came.. I’m dying to tell you!!