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Christmas Cards

I love this time of year. When you get older like I am you get a little sentimental.   I like to remember all the years of great sex and fun I have had. You don’t get to be a nasty grandma like me with out having a ton of FUN! And it is time to reconnect with lost friends! I get to send out dirty Christmas cards and tell all my friends how I wished they were her to fuck me!  It never fails… I always get a few friends to show back up just to give me that good dick!  Last year it was Garry. I hadn’t seen him in 6 months. He moved to Texas. He rode all the way here to fuck me after then nasty story I sent him. He fucked me for 3 days so hard I couldn’t stand up for a week. I can still feel that big dick inside me!  I hope I have as much luck this year!

Proud to be a whore!

Cold weather is sweater weather. And let me tell you that sliding these big beautiful tits into a sweater gets a ton of interest. And Granny knows just what to do with all the horny guys who want to slide grannies sweater off and bury their face in my tits. And after you suck on these big beautiful tits. You can move down to granny’s hot wet pussy! But don’t you worry; Granny knows how to pay you back! I want to suck that big hard cock! Shove it down granny’s throat and get it super wet! Then give it to granny like I need. Shove that fat cock into my pussy and fuck me like you have always dreamed of. Granny can take it. I promise! Granny can take anything you can give me because I am a nasty dirty whore! The nastiest fucking whore you have ever met! I promise you that! I am Proud to be a whore!

Fucking Fantastic

 

Granny gets her grove on! Just because I am a grandmother doesn’t mean I don’t know how to grove! I met a new young thing last night. He was young and tight! Dancing and strutting his stuff. Mmmmm such good looking stuff to. I bought him a drink and flashed him my big beautiful tits. He was more than happy to take me back to his house. He put on the loudest music. It was thumping and pounding. And he had the biggest thickest cock to tease and please me. I couldn’t wait to climb right up on top of that hard cock. Then I swung my hips and bounced to that loud music! Ooooh it was fantastic! I could feel my whole body pounding to the tune and his cock was just filling up everything inch of me. I milked that cock till his shoot a big thick load deep inside my pussy! It was so good I can still feel him inside me. It was so fucking fantastic… I loved every minute.

I love Veterans Day

 

I love Veterans Day. I always have so much fun! I always get dressed in my sluttiest outfit. Low cut showing off my great tits! And of course some tall fuck me pumps! I love to go down to the vet center and show those guys how much I appreciate them! I know some of them look forward to it all year long! I go from room to room flashing my nice tits and putting a smile on their faces. AND if I am lucking enough to get a rise out of them I go ahead and give them a good hand job or boob job just to let them know how much I care! I mean let’s face it… They fought for me right to fuck whenever I want! A hand job is the LEAST I can do! And after I make my rounds at the vet center. Then I always have a date lined up with well hung vet! I mean I get so turned on flashing everyone. Then stroking all those hard cocks!! OOOH hhh my! I just have to get fucked! I do all the nasty things that really turn me on. I know he can take it! After all he is a vet! I suck his beautiful cock and then let him fuck me like only a soldier can! Ummmmm I love vets day!

Stroke Grannies Fire

Well it’s that time of the year again. My fireplace needs to be cleaned and checked. I love a warm fire on a cold day! So I called my normal service. But they didn’t send out the normal man. They sent out a new boy. So young and handsome. Wide broad shoulders. And a deep voice. He looked so handsome cleaning out the fire place. But did get very dirty. I asked him as I was peeling out of my clothes if he wanted to join me in a bath. When he saw these beautiful tits of mine he was ready and EAGER. I got the joy of scrubbing him from head to toe. Cleaning every inch. And then I made sure with my mouth. I sucked that boys dick so hard he shot all over me. But he made it up to me. He cleaned me off with soap and then pulled me out of the shower and carried me to bed! Then fucked me like this granny needed! Mmmm Love the new service!

Hot Tin Roof

I decided that I wanted a tin roof put on my house. I love the sound of rain on a tin roof. I never thought that the roofers would be such a hot fucking group of hunks. I watched them work the first day as I fantasized and masturbated behind closed doors.
The second day I got a little braver and offered them cold drinks and lunch at mid day. I made sure that I was dressed in a way that would invite their attention. But still I made no advances.
By the third day, the back half of the roof was done and I thought I would explode. It was time, I couldn’t take it any more. I put on a rain coat with nothing on under it, grabbed a nice big quilt and climbed that damned ladder to get my goodies.
Once on the roof I gave them a smile and spread out the quilt laying on it and opening my coat revealing nothing but me.
They got the hint and needless to say started work late.
Sex on a hot tin roof is better then the sound of rain!

Give me a shot of that potent cum!

I like that potent cum. I want to stroke that cock. Get your balls full and tight. I am gonna really milk that cock. Then let it down. Hmm. I need a potent load. So I am going to have to really get that cock going. I am going to stroke that cock while I play with you prostrate. That right I am going to slide my finger right in your back door and really work that prostrate. I am going make your cock jump and sing for me. I need you hard for hours to really get that cum creamy and potent! That is what I want. I want some thick creamy cum. And I don’t mind putting in the work to get it. I am old enough to know what I want. I love that cum. And I really love earning it. Trust me. I have been around the block a few times. And this grandma knows exactly what I am doing. I am going to give you’re the creamiest most potent cum of your life. Let granny take care of you.

Cum play in my Dirty Pillows

I know what you want to do with this big beautiful tits of mine. You want me to wrap them around your hard cock and let you fuck my tits as I suck your mushroom head when it pops thru. I know you are longing to feel this thick tits squeeze and caress your cock. I know you want me to suck that cock till you are ready to explode. I want you to watch your thick cock slipping between my tits. Look how wet your cock is getting for me. My lips and suck and lick your cock tasting all your juices as you pump my mounds hard and fast. And right when I think you are going to shoot your load all over my tits and face instead you pull out. You push me back and spread my legs wide for you. Then I feel you push that fat cock deep inside me. Stretching my pussy wide open as you buried your cock balls deep. Fuck me! Fuck me hard. Make me cum all over you. Bury your face in my dirty pillows as you cum deep in my cunt.

The leaves start falling and so do my panties!

I love fall! Such beautiful colors~ all the leaves falling off the trees. And the brisk weather keeps my nipples so hard all the time. That cool breeze licking and nipping at my cunt. Keeps my pussy dripping wet and throbbing. Drives me crazy all day long. Makes my cunt long to be stuffed and used! I just can’t get enough of that thick hot cock pounding my dirty old cunt till I cum hard! And within a few minutes my dripping cum filled cunt is ready for that cock again! I don’t care where I’m at or who I fuck as long as they have the fat cock I need. The cool weather just jumps my cunt into overdrive. Makes me long for more. Makes me want to get fucked outside so that crisp air makes my body tingle and throb while that cock pounds me like crazy! Every year it is the same thing. The leaves start falling and so do my panties!

Granny needs that fucking cock!

So I stopped at a truck stop to get gas and a drink. I had been driving with the top down all day! Showing off my incredible rack to everyone wanting to look! Getting honks and cat calls! It has been fucking awesome! I had just paid for my drink when I bumped into a very burly trucker. He was smiling down at me. Looking right at my tits. He said “I saw you on the road and was hoping you could be my lot lizard?” I let him know right fast I’m no whore! What I do, I do for fun. So he asked if I wanted to have some fun… And you know I have always wanted to see inside a big truck! So of course I followed him to his big red truck. When he picked me up it made my pussy dripping wet! I couldn’t wait to ride that fucking cock! It was so dirty sitting on the steering wheel while he shoved his fat cock inside me! I kept hearing a horn honk 3 times while he was fucking me. When He got done he told me the guys where honking to let me know they liked the show! And when he opened the door there was 3 more guys waiting for me. But the time I made it to my car. My cunt was dripping with cum. I have never been fucked so good and hard! Call me granny Lot Lizard from now on!