Category: Hot phonesex

Revenge is Sweet, Just Like My Pussy.

I’m not the most creative when it comes to revenge so I just stick to using age old tactics to get back at the bitches who try and make my college life a living hell. Fuck all of their boyfriends. Genius right? Guys love my sweet chocolate pie while females despise my tight little body. I hate those little sluts so much but I could never fully grasp the concept of retaliation. They think I’m the school slut because I’m hot and guys love me, and maybe I could be a little slutty at times but who cares. Those whores will pay. They are not gonna know what hit them. I may even fuck them all at the same time. That’ll show those old hags who they can mess with. I’m gonna suck and fuck there boyfriends until they cant even walk. I’m in need of a good college scandal anyway. Sex tapes are so much better than rumors. Why not show them just what the loves of their pathetic little lives are capable of doing behind closed doors! I win bitches..

Stuff My Stockings

I have a personal Fetish.  I have a thing for Stockings (and lingerie in general).  I love the way they feel, I love the way they look on my long legs, but most of all I love to pull a pair of silk stockings on and then wrap my feet around your cock.  Plus, I love when you run your hands over them.  I enjoy keeping them on during a long fuck session, rubbing my legs against your sides as you pump into me.  I think it’s highly erotic to do so. 

There is also the sound they make when they come into contact with you.  The soft wispy noise drives me insane!  My Fetish doesn’t stop there though, oh no.  Sometimes; dependent on my mood; I like to see certain men in them as well.  Having a stocking and lingerie fetish is; in my opinion; one of the most Lux Fetishes one can have.  There are just so many ways to be creative with them.  If you are into the same thing I am into, I invite you to come and stuff my stockings.

Geneva

We Named Ours “Dick”

Everyone is getting the damned Elf on a Shelf and of course the little ones in the family wanted one too. They wanted me to go get the damned thing. They bugged me and bugged me until I gave in and went and got the thing. I decided right then that I was going to name him Dick. I have had more fun with this lame ass elf on the shelf. I would love to be a fly on the wall at their school when they share what our elf is doing. They woke up to Dick jerking off to porn the first day. The look on their faces was priceless. After they went to school I watched porn with Dick and masturbated too. The next day they caught him drinking a bottle of wine, the drunk bastard. After they went to school of course I had to help Dick finish the bottle. My mind was racing and the ideas kept coming. I was actually getting off on this shit. The next day they woke up to Dick snorting coke….oh my fucking goodness this shit is fun! After they left for school I helped Dick finish up the coke. Today they got up and Dick was in the fruit bowl pretending his cock was a huge banana. After they left for school I fucked myself with that fucking banana. I cant wait to see what tomorrow brings! Who knew Dick could be so much fun?

Back to Africa

With the world talking about South Africa, I thought it was a great opportunity to give my little ones a lesson in African culture.  My family is used to me wanting to get them all together in one room.  So, when I called them, they came running.  They all looked at me weirdly, because I was wearing a floor-length robe…a mumu really.  I’m almost always naked in the house, and they’d never seen me so covered.

I started out by asking them if they knew that my name is African.  A country, actually.  My youngest daughter, who’s temporarily snaggle-toothed from losing her first two teeth, thought it was so cool that I have a whole African country named after me.  LOL  I talked about how important dancing is to African people, and that many Africans walk around naked.  I explained to them that African women are created to have wide, curvy hips and big, soft asses.  The shape of African women is purposed for more enjoyment while dancing naked.  So, what Mommy does for a living, dancing naked, is only an extension of a very important part of our culture.  I turned on some music and started dancing, performing some traditional African moves.

Slowly, I disrobed, as I transitioned my style to some of the moves that I execute at work.  I pointed out that many of the movements were the same.  I invited my girls to join me.  They stripped for me, and showed me how they twerk their cute, little asses.  My boys fell right into the rhythm, as they began beating their big, African “drums.”

Finally, my oldest son got naked, bent me over, and pounded a drumbeat inside of me like he was sending a message all the way across the ocean from Kenya to the USA!  Then my oldest daughter hopped on her older brother’s dick, and rode him bareback, like a warrior princess.  My poor, little man could barely hold on to her slim, little hips, as she bounced and twerked on him until sweat ran down her face.  My youngest daughter busied herself with my youngest son.  Her soft, tiny mouth sucked on his African war spear, while he licked her itty-bitty asshole, and fingered his own.  The sound of all of the screams and moaning was like an African war cry of Lust.  Cum join us in exhibiting our African pride!

Ass worshipping is Hot as Hell

Tranny Phone SexYesterday, after my lunch date; we went for a drive and it wasn’t long before we ended up at his place. I had a grin on my face as we pulled into his driveway. He looked at me and said, “You always have your way don’t you?”, and of course I mostly always do! Okay, fine – maybe I always do!

As we were walking to his front door he kept grabbing my ass, and I couldn’t wait to get inside so I could have my cock shoved to the brim up his incredible ass. I do enjoy the time we spend together and I know he does too, we waste little time getting to the good stuff. As soon as we got inside his very tastefully decorated home we started stripping our clothes off and were all over each others cocks. I sucked on his rod as he sucked on mine and we both exploded with cum deep down each others throat.

Then I rammed my cock into his ass and fucked him hard! As I was pounding him he was stoking his own cock which is a little unusual for him to do as he is concentrating on the ass fucking he is getting. I pounded his ass, thrusting my hard cock in and out until I shot my load deep inside his ass. He got up and went over to a chair and motioned for me to come sit on his lap.  I did so,  and made sure to position myself just the way I needed to for his rock hard cock to plunge deep into my ass and he shot his hot load into my ass and it felt so amazing I couldn’t help but to shot my load all over his chest.

Fuck Me Like An Animal

I am feeling fucking primitive today. I want to be fucked hard and put away wet. I want you to shove me down and take me like you own this hot, wet pussy. Shove that cock in me deep and rough. Fuck me like the animals on the plains of Africa. Bite me and scratch me, pull my hair. Shove that dick in my mouth and make me take it deep down my throat till I gag and choke on that huge hunk of meat. Then hold me down and shove it deep between these huge tits until they are bruised and aching and you finally cum on my face, squirting hard and long spasms of cum. Hog tie me and shove that cock up my ass till I think it is going to split wide open. Don’t bother to lube it up just take it! You know I want it rough today and you’re just the fucker to make it happen. My pussy won’t stop cumming, I can’t turn it off when you take me this way. You’re like a fucking cave man beating his chest and proving his superior control over me and I love it!

I Take My Cum Shooter Straight Up

This cum slut loves to have you shoot that load right down my throat. But it isn’t just the taste of cum that makes me crazy. I love the feel of it on my body. When a man squirts that load on me it makes me cum so hard that my whole body convulses. Get a whole bunch of fucking dicks around me and have them shoot all over me, in my mouth and hair and all over my body and I cum so hard that it takes my breath away. I invited a bunch of guys over tonight and told them to bring as many friends as they can round up. Tonight I am going to lay in the tub totally naked and let all of them jerk their cocks and soot their loads all over me while the tub fills up around me with hot sticky cum. I want to be showered in it, covered in it from head to toe. When it is all over and they have all emptied their balls I will make them watch as I get on my hands and knees, covered in jizz and drink every drop that is in that tub, lapping it up like a dog drinking water out of a bowl. I can’t fucking wait!

Young, Black and Tight

Most of you have met my daughters and their tiny, tight, pretty pussies.  You’ve been sucked by them and might have even cum all over their cute, little black faces.  You’ve used them already, and might be ready to try something new.  Remember, I have a big titty niece that is still a virgin!
She lets me lick that sweet, tight twat, but jumps every time she thinks I’m going to stick something in there.  She’ll let me rub her clit, but I can’t get my fingers anywhere near that fresh, virgin hole of hers.  She even freaks out anytime she sees me grab a dildo to use on myself.
Maybe, you can help me break her open.  Call me for some sweet virgin pussy from a young, black and tight teen!

Mommy Makes It Better!

No one likes to be sick.  Even as a fully-grown man, don’t you still wish for your mommy, when you don’t feel good?  Recently my oldest daughter had strep throat.  She laid in the bed, away from her friends and siblings, all day.  I knew she was lonely.  No one was allowed to go keep her company.  While the rest of the family ate dinner, I took her a smoothie, and sat with her for a while.  I read her favorite story to her, and rubbed her back.  When I closed the book, she knew I was about to leave her alone again.  She looked so sad, so I did what always makes her feel better…

There was a time when I would have to rub and pet her little coochie with baby oil for over an hour, just so she would fall asleep.  Now, she knows how to finger herself, and put herself to sleep.  I really miss those special nights.  But, when she’s sick, she needs Mommy to put her to sleep again.  So, I grabbed the baby oil off of the dresser, and massaged her smooth and plump little snatch.  When she started rotating her hips, I slid in a finger…then, two.  Just like old times, I rubbed and fingered my angel for an hour, before she moaned herself to sleep.

Don’t you want some mommy phone sex to send you into Dreamland?  Call me…

Proud to be a whore!

Cold weather is sweater weather. And let me tell you that sliding these big beautiful tits into a sweater gets a ton of interest. And Granny knows just what to do with all the horny guys who want to slide grannies sweater off and bury their face in my tits. And after you suck on these big beautiful tits. You can move down to granny’s hot wet pussy! But don’t you worry; Granny knows how to pay you back! I want to suck that big hard cock! Shove it down granny’s throat and get it super wet! Then give it to granny like I need. Shove that fat cock into my pussy and fuck me like you have always dreamed of. Granny can take it. I promise! Granny can take anything you can give me because I am a nasty dirty whore! The nastiest fucking whore you have ever met! I promise you that! I am Proud to be a whore!