Category: Hot phonesex

Hot Phonesex with Brooklyn: Getting Backstage to Motley Crue

I am a total size queen so it is no surprise I’d love Motley Crue. I saw the infamous  sex tape; Tommy Lee’s cock was so big it could steer the boat. How many guys can steer a boat with their cocks? Not many. When I heard they were coming to town, I made sure to try to get tickets. I am the perfect rock groupie. Hot, sexy, know how to fuck, and totally down with being used by big cocks. Well my fucking Internet went out and when it came back on, all tickets were sold out. I couldn’t even find tixs on Stub Hub. So, I thought, if Tommy Lee just saw how hot I was, he’d make sure I got back stage and didn’t miss the final tour.  One of my tiny dick losers is a professional photographer. He’d do anything to get a glimpse of me naked. I got him to take a bunch of sexy pics of me with guitars.  What well hung rock star could resist a hot babe with a guitar? I know I am cocky, but look at me?

I went downtown to the arena they would be playing at and charmed my way into the promotions office. So I had to gang bang a few lowly clerical type guys whose cocks combined were not as big as Tommy Lee’s. I had to let 5 little losers fuck my cunt, my ass and jizz all over my face for any information. It was worth the humiliation however, to get the address and cell number of Motley Crue’s road manager. Once I had that the tough part was over; I sent  the pics to him with a plea to please find a way to get me into the concert. I waited patiently for a few days and then it happened. I got the call. Not from the  manger like I expected, but from Tommy Lee himself. He told me what a hot piece of ass I was and that he’d be honored to have me back stage. Just one little catch, I had to be open to ANYTHING.  Well duh. I told him I let 5 snot nosed pencil pushers do whatever they wanted to me just for the chance to attend  a sold out Crue show, so of course I would be the band’s groupie bitch. It would be an honor to suck, fuck, and be degraded by rock legends.

With a little perseverance and a hot body, it’s amazing what can be achieved. I can’t wait till October. I am the perfect woman  to be a groupie to a bunch of well hung rock gods.

Exhibitionist Phone Sex with Cassandra:

  I have a daily gym routine. This body doesn’t stay slamming all on its own.  I usually just shower at the gym, then go meet my friends for happy hour.  Thursday was no different. Except for the fact that some stupid bitch stole my clothes in the locker room. And not only did she steal my clothes, but she took my keys and my cell phone. I had no way of getting someone to bring me clothes. And all the stuck up bitches in the locker room would not help me out. Guess they are jealous of my hot body. I thought for a moment of what I should do. Well, I was not sucking up to some uptight jealous soccer mom, that was for sure. So, I decided I would  try to get to the bar where my friends were meeting me. I mean, so public nudity is technically illegal; I do have a rocking body.  I stole a dirty towel out of the hamper, which barely covered me and dashed out the locker room, through the gym, and out the door. I only had a few blocks to go and one of my BFFs would take me home for more suitable clothing.

I start sprinting down the side walk, my big tits bouncing. I could hear people yelling sexual comments and staring at me. Suddenly, some little boy yanked my towel off as I sprinted by him. I sure did not see that one coming. Before I could stop and grab it back, he was in the car with his older brother getting high fived. I was now totally naked in downtown Louisville.  At happy hour during Thursday Night Live, which meant thousands of folks on Main St. My pals were meeting me at the Hard Rock Cafe which was still another 4 blocks. I sucked it up again and started jogging. This time, I kept my head held high and went a little slower, trying to embrace my shame. I saw fingers pointing, mouths gaping open, cell phones snapping pictures, and parents covering their offspring’s eyes.  But I had no choice.  I am comfortable in my skin, really. I know my body is hot and I do not feel  there is anything wrong with nudity. However, I heard someone yell  “Put some clothes on bitch before I call the cops.” Of course it was some  stupid cunt.

I’m not only hot, but smart. I ducked into a little candy store. Did my best damsel in distress  for the guy behind the counter. When that didn’t work, I sucked his cock and let him fuck me in the ass. Let this loser bend me over the counter and fuck my ass to help me. It was 60 seconds of  torture for me lol. I’m too hot for little pricks. Desperate times call for desperate measures. In exchange for my mercy fuck, he  gave me a bunch of candy. What the fuck? I need clothes or a phone, not candy. But, I’m resourceful. I  took the candy out of all the pretty pink cellophane wrapping and made a makeshift outfit. A pretty tiny one, but I was no longer butt naked. Now those stuck up bitches could shut the fuck up and let me get across downtown to meet my besties for a much needed cocktail. I may not have had much on, but I rocked my pink cellophane outfit. In fact, folks thought I was a rock star or something when I arrived at the Hard Rock Cafe. They were asking for my autograph and taking pics. And me and my friends drank for free that night. Or maybe they were just fans who caught my naked sprint down Main Street!

 

Mutual Masturbation Phone Sex with BBW Glenda: Makeshift Dildos

Today I was out by my pool and got really horny. I went to my bedroom to get a vibrator . I was all set to play with my pussy all day long as I worked on my tan. And dangit, the fucking batteries were dead. I got a little frustrated and threw my pink friend over the fence. My neighbors will have a nice surprise. Hopefully their fur friend doesn’t find it first and drop it on the porch! My fingers were just  not gonna do the trick today. I was turbo charged sexually. I suddenly channeled my inner Martha Stewart, which is rare. I am hardly the crafty type. I started opening drawers and cabinets to see what I could find to fuck myself with today. I didn’t even have any garden veggies in the house. But, I did have play dough, a roll of paper towels, crazy glue and some plastic little Easter eggs left over from Easter. Fuck Martha Stewart, I was about to be MacGyver.

I stared intently at the items on my kitchen counter as I rubbed my clit. The need for something inside my pussy  made me creative. I undid the Easter eggs, glued one half on each paper towel ring on both ends. I then rolled the play dough onto the paper towel rings and over the plastic egg covers. I spent some time perfecting the shape until it had a cylinder shape around the middle and a penis like head. I then baked it in the oven for 30 minutes until the play dough hardened and glistened. I let it sit for another 30 minutes to cool down and then I examined it. It was hard and round and the perfect shape. I got up on my kitchen counter and slowly inserted it into my pussy. OMG. It was still a bit warm, but it was long and thick and felt awesome in my cunt. I fucked that pretty purple homemade dildo for an hour before I squirted everywhere and decided I wanted more.  I had tons of play dough left over from a birthday party, so I decided to make several more handmade fuck toys. By the time I was done, I had a rainbow of homemade dildos.

It really is amazing how creative one can get when without a cock or batteries. You know, I may never use a vibrator again. My play dough dildos feel awesome and they are good for the environment.  In  fact, I am gonna call up some of my girlfriends and have them come over and take them for a test drive.  Trust me, if you wanna jack off I can help you. Hell, we can rub one out together and get creative with what we use to pleasures ourselves. Wait, that makes me the MacGyver of Mutual Masturbation phone sex!

Foot Fetish Phone Sex with Blair

My sons are huge football fans, especially the Seahawks. And I am obsessed with Peyton Manning; he just looks so yummy. So last year for the Superbowl, we had a party. I invited several of my girl friends over, and they invited a few of their friends.  Before the boys arrived, us girls gave each other pedicures. Having pretty feet and toes is part of being a woman. Plus, well manicured feet give the best foot jobs ! We wanted to look our best for the boys. One of my girlies even got body painted to express her love for the Hawks. Well by the time the boys arrived, we were drunk on wine and had not bothered putting on shoes or any clothes really. Those strapping young studs came in, and there were strapping men on the TV, and well women in their 30s are in their sexual prime, so this meant we were horny.  We showed off our pretty new feet and before we knew it,  the boys were caressing our feet, kissing them and sucking our toes. Well one thing led to another, and all of them had their cocks out and we started giving foot jobs. I love the feel of a hard cock between my pretty feet. Even better is the feel of hot cum running through my toes! That was just the first of many foot job parties to cum!

Every boy in attendance at our Superbowl party got a foot job before the game started, at half time and of course to celebrate the Seahawks win.  Feet are just so darn sexy. Maybe it’s because toes are like boy cock. I’m not sure, but I do love to show my feet off.  I bet you’d like play time with my feet! Maybe suck on my toes? Feel your throbbing hard cock in-between my feet? Fuck my cunt or my ass with your big toe? Jizz all over my pretty feet? I haven’t given a good foot job in awhile; my feet are begging for some cum!

Sweet Little Cock Sucker Brooke

Can’t you just see me there, my perfect naked teen body between your spread open legs lowering my full, pouty lips over the wide head of your dick? I just crave the feel of your cock getting harder and bigger inside my warm, wet mouth.

Look into my wide eyes as I begin to slurp and suck hard on your thick throbbing cock. My hand wraps around your shaft and I stroke it slowly and firmly up and down as I swirl my wet, pink tongue around your so sensitive head that’s oozing all that yummy sticky pre cum.

Mmm, so fucking good! I push the tip of my tongue into the piss hole and wiggle it around making your prick throb even harder. I can see your breathing faster as I take long, wet licks up and down your shaft, pushing hard on that big vein pulsating on your cock.

I’ll take your breath away when I push two fingers all the way up your ass hole as I deep throat your cock. I won’t stop until you give me my prize and shoot load after creamy hot load into my waiting, hungry mouth. I’m so reaudy for a feeding of milky jizz right now, do you think you can help me out?

Pink Surprise

My birthday is one of my favorite holidays because my friends are so great to me. My friends made a huge deal about my birthday this year, but nobody’s present could beat what Derrick, my GBF (Gay Best Friend) gave me… a MASSIVE, sparkly, pink, vibrating dildo. I was SO embarrassed, but everyone thought it was super funny, so I went along with it. After the party ended and everyone had gone home, that little…er… big pink surprise was still on my mind. A guy I really liked had come to my party, and he looked SO HOT! I grabbed the… item in question and started creating my own little fantasy. I pretend that instead of a huge vibrating dildo, it was Matt’s hard cock teasing me… and soon forcing it’s way inside my tight cunt. The feeling so intense that it only took me a few minutes to cum around ‘fantasy Matt’. I really hope that ‘fantasy Matt’ will soon be real Matt.

Practice makes perfect!

You always hear the phrase ‘practice makes perfect’, but I had never really wanted to perfect anything until I decided that porn was my dream! A few weeks ago I got a HUGE break and I thought I did really well, but apparently my cocksucking could use some work. I wanted so badly to know when went wrong, so I decided to give out a few BJ’s for free to get some feedback, and I guess I could use some practice. I need to learn how to let a guy slam his hard cock all the way down my throat without choking. I’ve been practicing a lot since then, but I’m really nervous. The guy who filmed me a few weeks ago called me up and wanted to do another film with me. He was really specific about what he wanted me to do and of course, he needs a nice little slut to spend the whole film on her knees. I think I’m ready but I could always use some more practice. Do you think you’d be up to helping me? 

Good Little Boys

It makes me so happy when you listen to mommy like a good little boy. You know how much mommy hates to punish her little man. Do you remember a few weeks ago when you decided to stay at your friend’s house playing video games instead of coming home to help mommy with cleaning up the house. You know mommy works so hard to keep such a nice, clean room over your head. You made me so mad that I had no choice but to spank you. You remember don’t you? I slung you over my knee and spanked your ass raw. You cried but I know that you know that it was the only way to get my message across. Your poor little cock was so hard; I could feel it rubbing up against my leg. As much as I wanted to make my boy feel better after that brutal assault, you know that only good little boys get to cum. 

Lonely Little Slave/Subbie Girl.

My master is gone all week and he left me all alone. I wasn’t able to go with him because it was all business and no pleasure. “Not this time pet,” he said. So here I am. Alone. In DESPERATE need of some attention or affection from someone. I’m craving to be tied up and beat. I need to be punished. I’ve been such a bad girl since my master has been gone. He said not to play with myself.  “Don’t touch yourself,” he said. I can’t help it. After all this time of him playing with me, toying with me, giving me the attention and discipline I need and then to leave me? I need my release. I need my pussy to be played with. I need you to make me cum. I promise to be a good girl.

The princess and the stripper

The boss has this high-class daughter that he sent to Paris to go to school; he talks about her all of the time, and especially now that she’s coming to visit.  I was curious about her, not really sure how someone young lives like that…all pristine and shit.  She wouldn’t dare come to the strip club, even though that’s what paid for her high-class way of living.  I was annoyed at the boss’s allegiance to this stuck-up little princess, but I was still eager to meet her.  I found out where she was staying…it was in some lavish hotel, not even with her father.  And, from there, I devised a plan.

I died my hair blonde and found a large pair of glasses that covered most of my face; then, I picked out some of the best clothes that I had lifted from a high-end store.  Getting in the hotel was pretty easy; and, so was marching right up to her suite.  I told her that I was an investor and wanted to talk about several potential options for her.  The topic of money made her eyes light up; and, she poured us some brandy.  We sipped delicately until I told her that the firm that I represented was run by an elegant man but he liked to have crazy fun sometimes.

She pulled the pins out of her hair and said that she was capable of going crazy.  “Well, honesty, I’m not sure; he’s very particular about the women he allows to invest with his firm.  Most of them end up marrying his rich male friends.”  She huffed and asked what she had to do.  I told her that we needed to create a portfolio; that’s why I came here.  I explained that the pictures needed to be sexy and kinky.  She did not hesitate pulling her clothes off while I set up a tripod with a camera.  I was going to blackmail her with the photos, promising to show them to her daddy; but, I had so much fun with her that I thought I’d hold off for a little bit!

Underneath her clothes, she wore white stockings and undergarments.  I had her pose with her ass up in the air; I even put a dog bone (that I had brought with me) in her mouth!  Even she had to laugh; and, the more I made her drink, she loosened up.  She started kissing me and told me that she wanted to make photographs with me.  She was sure that my boss would just love that.  We started kissing; and, the damn freak even kissed my feet.  Who would have thought that the boss’s proper daughter would have a foot fetish?!  But, she does.  She wasn’t too sloppy as a kisser, either; and, when she bent down to lick my pussy…well, I’m not sure where she learned to roll her tongue like that!