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Everybody ought to have Naughty Maid Phone Sex

I think Stephen Sondheim said it best in his musical A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum. Indeed, “Everybody Ought to Have a Maid.” Just read the lyrics! Wouldn’t you agree?

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Everybody ought to have a maid,
Everybody ought to have a working girl,
Everybody ought to have a lurking girl
To putter around the house.
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Everybody ought to have a menial
Consistently congenial
And quieter than a mouse.
Oh, oh, wouldn’t she be delicious,
Tidying up the dishes,
Neat as a pin.
Oh, oh, wouldn’t she be delightful,
Sweeping out,
Sleeping in.
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Someone who you hire when you’re short of help
To offer you the sort of help
You never get from a spouse:
Fluttering up the stairway,
Shuttering up the windows,
Cluttering up the bedroom,
Buttering up the master,
Puttering all around the house!

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Everybody ought to have a maid,
Someone who in fetching you your slipper will
Be winsome as a whippoorwill
And graceful as a grouse:
Skittering down the hallway,
Flittering through the parlor,
Tittering in the pantry,
Littering up the bedroom–
Twittering all around the house!

Everybody ought to have a maid,
Everybody ought to have a serving-girl,
A loyal and unswerving girl,
To putter around the house.
Oh, oh, think of her at the dustbin,
‘Specially when she’s just been
Traipsing about.
Oh, oh, wouldn’t she be delightful,
Living in,
Giving out.
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Daintily collecting bits of paper n’ strings,
Appealing in her apron strings
And graceful as a grouse.
Pattering through the attic,
Chattering in the cellar,
Clattering in the kitchen,
Flattering in the bedroom,
Puttering all around the house!

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Everybody ought to have a maid,
Someone who’s efficient and reliable,
Obedient and pliable,
And quieter than a mouse!
Oh, oh, wouldn’t she be so nimble,
Fiddling with her thimble,
Mending her gown.
Oh, oh, wouldn’t she be delightful,
Cleaning up,
Leaning down.
Everybody ought to have a maid,
Someone who’ll be busy as a bumblebee
And even if you grumble, be
As graceful as a grouse.
Wriggling in the anteroom,
Jiggling in the dining room,
Giggling in the living room,
Wiggling in the other rooms,
Puttering all around the house!

Two for One

I had missed you so much that I wanted our getaway to be extra special. My cousin, Essa, an escort in Chicago, was more than happy to help me out. She looks EXACTLY like me, since our mothers are sisters, so I thought it would give you a thrill to get two of “me” in the sack at the same time. Little did I know she would also bring a man to join in the fun! We arrived at the hotel room, champagne flowing.

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I saw your eyes when you saw her – body/face/hair just like mine.  I knew your cock was hard as a rock in those jeans. Hell, my pussy gets wet every time I look at her. We have always been close, and used to play “dirty sisters” when we were little.  Both of us girls got naked and you went on overload from the scent of our sweet pussies blended together. We laid on the bed, legs spread wide and linked in the middle, as you went back and forth pussy to pussy licking us both good.

Your cock was throbbing as you stroked it and licked us deep. My clit was on fire and Essa was in heaven from your talented tongue. Her male friend couldn’t help himself, and climbed up behind you. I knew you would be cool with it, and gave him a wink so that he knew it was okay to put his hard cock inside your ass. You didn’t miss a beat with your tongue deep inside me as his dick entered your ass. I love setting up our time together and you never let me down with letting me and my friends do anything and everything we want!

Seized in Captivity

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I felt the barbed wire  across my back and the sharp pang of his belt across my back. “You like this little game don’t you slut!” The tears in my eyes refused to fall and the lock that strapped the chain around my neck helped me to realize I was his. He pulled on the chain harder and  I felt the barb wire tearing my flesh. This was his game and I dared not say anything. If I cried there would be so many things that he would do. I obeyed all he said and wanted to run but there was no where to run. I felt the alcohol fall across my back as my open wounds sizzle from pain. I didn’t cry out I could just take all that my master wanted and needed me to be. I had been doing this since before I moved out from under my uncle. He had kept me to himself for so many years and now all I could do was obey my new master or there would be hell to pay. As the chain was pushed  into my aching flesh,for me not paying attention, he used the gag to control my moans.
I don’t know if this was the thing that happened   to most lovers, but it was the best intense pain that I could imagine. I loved when he took the sponge and inserted in my pussy for being good and punished me with barb wire as he was now when I was being bad. It was hot and my need was increasing for release in my cunt. He would own and seize me. Will you?

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He Was Handy

One of my favorite things to do is tease men who come to my house to do handywork. Sometimes I have to make shit up that isn’t even wrong, just so that I can get some hot guy with some tools out to see me. I was feeling particularly horny and decided to call around and see if I could find an electrician. I didn’t have any issues, but we would never get that far into the conversation if I had my way, anyhow.

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Within a couple hours, he showed up, and I wasn’t disappointed. He was wearing a wedding ring, but the look on his face when he saw my tight little dress, told me he forgot all about his wife the second he walked in the door. Again, I love to tease, so I turned around and had him follow me into the kitchen. I could feel his eyes on my legs and my tight ass and could practically feel the sexual tension in the air. He tried to stammer out the question about what was wrong with my wiring, and I looked at him and asked, “Does it look like there is anything wrong with my wiring?”.

He blushed, feeding my fire, and I told him if he wanted to check under my dress for any problems he was welcome to. That was all it took for this guy. He dropped his toolbox and grabbed me like a starved animal. His strong hands grabbing me in that wonderful blue-collar way that only these guys can do. My dress was off in a flash, and he picked me up and put me on the counter. I spread my legs for him and he couldn’t get his cock out of his pants fast enough. As he sank his hard cock deep inside, I couldn’t help but wonder what kind of handyman I will need tomorrow….

Happy Endings!

Drugs phone sexI had so much fun today! I took my little whores to a friends house! He needed to fucking something extra young today! I was VERY happy to supply the young cunt and he was willing to supply the powder! Man he was fucked up! He pushed my youngest up against the big window in the front of his house. She was BUCK naked and he fucked her up against the glass! Her little nipples were pushed against the window pane. Katelyn was impaled on his cock. Her little feet bouncing against his knees. And he fucked her like that until he made Katelyn his cum whore! And the entire time he was fucking Katelyn her sister amber was busy sucking his balls clean! She loves tasting her sisters fresh juices dripping down a hard cock! It makes Amber so happy! I do love a happy ending!

Grandma knows what you need!

Gilf phone sex  I met the CUTEST little fellow today. He showed up asking if I needed my drive way shoveled! He was just adorable! The entire time he was starring at my chest. He even got a little hard on. Which had to be difficult since it was so fucking cold outside! I invited him in to get warm. Little John from down the street! He was growing up so very nice. I could tell by the bulge in his pants! VERY VERY nice! I couldn’t wait to get into those pants! I think he knew too! I reached down and pulled out his 8 inch cock and sucked him like he has NEVER been sucked before! I even let him cum in my mouth which I really loved! I am a cum whore. I told him that he could come back every day. And damned if he isn’t! I love making new friends!


Dare to be Kinky

hot phone sex kassidyOh I needed to get laid and not just by anyone I needed a stallion who was into wild and kinky things and knew how to open my pussy with just the flick of his tongue that’s what I truly wanted a no taboo kind of guy that would do whatever it took to keep me coming for days. Holding the telephone in one hand and peering in the refrigerator there was only one person that could do that. He had left some time ago and I needed a new buddy to get my pussy fully connected. My thoughts went to all the things that could make me pant and send me into wild over drive and the one thing that was missing was that special guy that could give it to me. A guy who didn’t mind being humiliated.

I wanted it bad and my little tight nub was aching out of control for things that were too polite to talk about in dinner conversation. I was from England the sort of things that were conversed over dinner were noon time tea, Lacrosse, and soccer. Not my taboo habits that were driving me crazy and insane. I wanted a guy to carry out my one taboo fantasy that was so crazy and amazing it would make the most taboo artist because that’s what we called in my circle blush.
I went to local swingers hang out and asked several of the guys there but they would always laugh and say it was too dangerous. So I would just shrug and do the taboo and normal things of kinky. But hey you look like a daredevil and strong and that cock certainly looks like its aching to be sucked. Can you handle it? Call let’s find out.

Naughty Neighbor

Oh my god this snotty bitch next door completely surprised me today. I know I dress skimpy all the time, and she always looks me up and down like I am a tramp or whatever. She has a hotass body, but acted like a total prude. I was chilling out this morning, walking my pup down the road. She came out of her house and asked me what the hell I thought I was doing? I was stunned – what the hell was she even talking about? So I asked…

She said that me walking around the neighborhood in my little cutoff jean shorts was inappropriate as fuck and that I needed to cover myself up before she called the cops! I couldn’t believe the nerve of this chick! I told her she could kiss my ass and she kept coming towards me. I had no idea what this crazy lady was up to, but when she got close enough, she leaned in and whispered to me, “thats exactly what I was hoping to do..”  I instantly went from mad to turned on – this woman was just as much of a horny whore as me!

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I told her she should have asked a long time ago, and she invited me in. There was something about her that came across as so overbearing but sexy at the same time. I followed her into her house, watching her tight ass from behind, and knew that this bitch hadn’t gotten any good pussy licking lately – and that I was about to change that. The door had barely shut behind us before she threw me down. She was like a starved fucking animal. She practically leaped on top of me and we started tearing at each other’s clothes. Who knew the crazy bitch of the neighborhood would end up being such a cougar in bed?

Double Penetration

I asked you to bring a friend, and you obviously thought I was kidding – you showed up all alone. You know I fucking love your cock, but I was really in the mood to get extra nasty tonight and wanted some double penetration. You naughty boy – trying to keep me all to yourself. I told you you’re not getting any of this tight pussy until you get me something for my other hole. You smiled and I knew you had something up your sleeve.

You said that you would make me a deal: if you can fuck me hard in my tight ass, you would find something to fuck me good with in my wet pussy. I wasn’t sure what you had in mind, but I said no dildos – that would be too easy and not dirty enough to satisfy how horny I am feeling today. You promised you would satisfy me and make sure I get my DPS. Then you ripped my dress off and threw me on the bed. I tried to fight you off a little, sure that you were tricking me, but you plowed your cock deep into my tight asshole before I could stop you.

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I saw stars from the pain and you seemed to really enjoy shocking me like that. As you started pumping harder, I could feel my pussy start to throb – I still needed my double dicking! I tried to squirm away, telling you that you’re not keeping your end of the deal. You grabbed me and held me still, your cock still deep inside me. From the nightstand you grabbed the bottle of booze from last night and showed it to me.

My cunt tingled at the thought of what you were about to do. Sure enough, you licked the lip of the big black bottle and put it down by my hot wet pussy. The glass was cold and your dick was burning hot inside me. As you began fucking me with the bottle, I was a very happy little slut. You got me the double penetration action I needed, and didn’t even have to share…

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I love when men send me dick picks. I love laughing my ass off looking at that tiny little dick. That is honestly how I decide on new clients. Send me a picture of your little baby cock with your application and then I will decided. I make money while I make fun of your cock. You pay me to to laugh at the size of your cock.

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You pay me a lot of money to listen to me call your dick tiny. If you want to put that tiny cock inside this tight wet pussy you have to do some stuff. I want to watch you do a big fat line of coke off  a nigger cock. Then suck it clean. I want to watch you cock on that big nigger dick and swollen fat balls until he blows his load all over your tiny dick. My pussy gets so wet watching you be a fag and suck dick. When the big nigger dick has emptied his balls all over your face you can try to fuck me with your cock. I won’t please me because your cock is so tiny!