Category: Golden Shower Phone Sex

Layla’s Toilet Sissy Slave

I have a pathetic sissy fairy fag that needs to be outed. She is our dirty sissy mascot and she will soon be my very own toilet sissy slave! Her teenie wiener sticks up every time I make her beg to be humiliated and outed by me and all the girls at fuckalicious. Last night we talked and she knew exactly how to worship my beautiful mistress body! The only way she was ever going to get close to my pretty pussy was by serving as my toilet! That’s right, she begged for me to fill her mouth with my golden nectar and my chocolate treats! What a nasty perv my toilet sissy is! On top of her being such a nasty little sissy, she sure knows how to entertain! She does this pathetic little wiener dance and sings her poo poo pansy song. I laugh every time…of course her embarrassment is my pleasure and everyone else’s pleasure too!

I’m going to make sure all the girls know about our little fairy fag and make sure we all take turns letting her know just how pathetic she really is!

Our Thanksgiving Drinking Game

Families have all sorts of traditions but in this party family we don’t do anything unless it leads to getting fucked up and or getting fucked. So we created a drinking game for Thanksgiving. Yep that’s right a drinking game. The rules are:  1. Everyone gets a full drink when they walk in the door. No beer- booze only. No mixed drinks but you can have a chaser.  2. You must take a drink if anyone says any of the following: turkey, gravy, stuffed, turkey day, or gobble gobble.  3. You must take two drinks if anyone mentions Black Friday, or anything to do with Black Friday and any reference to football.  By the end of the day we are all so fucking wasted that we end up in a sloppy drunk fucking orgy.  It is one big gang bang. We wind up doing everything from  enjoying golden showers, bisexual activities, chocking (especially fun for family members who piss you off during the year), spanking, cross dressing, fisting, you name it we end up doing it. We end up having a lot of family fun before we pass out cold. You should try this game for your next holiday celebration. We tweak it for Christmas changing the drinking words to fit the holiday. It really is a lot of fun!

 

sitting on the baby

So we all heard of the word “babysitting” and I think I know they came up with that name. *giggles* I say that only because of what happened a few nights ago this little, cutie. He is still learning how to go pee pee in the potty so that is why I am there to take care of him while his parents are away for the night. Well, that little guy still drinks from the bottle but his parents forgot to leave me some milk for him. Oh no baby, don’t cry! I just couldn’t get him to stop his boo-hooing since there was nothing for him to suck on while he drank. So I had an idea and I hope this will work. I laid him down on the sofa and took off my pants as well as my panty. Then I started to squat down on to his mouthing lips in between my legs right up to my cunny lips. Placing my fingers on my cunny slit to spread wide to show him my little kitty nub, quickly started sucking on it. It was feeling amazing until I realized I had to go pee pee. I tried to get up but he wouldn’t let me. So I just started to pee slowly and he love it so much that he drank every last drop. That was just so much fun and now I understand why it’s important to sit on the baby. *giggles* Now I get where they came up with the name “babysitting” and why I make the best babysitter ever. I love babysitting! 😉 *giggles*

Piss on my Parade

Ever wanted to give a sexy little mixed slut like me a golden shower? Never had the guts to ask or try it? Well no need to ask with me baby, you can squirt out all of that warm yellow sausage juice anywhere you want to on me! There are so many places on my tight little body that you could splash it on. How about right down the crack of my caramel colored ass and in my tiny shithole right before you fuck it with your thick corndog? Oohh Daddy I know you want to. I know you want to see that piss splash down my throat and trickle down the sides of my little lips and chin. Just make my entire body, wet, shiny and slippery with all of your tasty dick juice! I’ll suck it squeaky clean with my mouth to get it nice and hard before you pound my sweet swirly teen pussy. Leave me covered with piss and cum and make me wash it off just to do it all over again! {{giggles}} Call now for some young, hot and splashy pissing phone sex!

Naughty Sissies Get Punished

Get over here you sissy pig! You’ve been so naughty I think a golden punishment is in your future. I know you can’t stand watersports but because you haven’t picked up that phone, I’m going to squat over your face and give you what you deserve! Naughty sluts like you get a mouthful of surprises! You’d do anything to please me so you’re going to drink up all my golden pee like a thirsty little piggie! After I finish emptying my bladder, your going to lay on your back and eat my pussy til I squirt! You better be lucky, this is the easy part! I should smack your balls around and tie them up for being such a whore! I better not catch you jerking that pathetic dick of yours until I say so!  Tonight is all about me! It’s all about my pleasure! Maybe I should bring out the chasity device. That will teach you your only to cum when your mistress allows it!

Now, I order you to call me tonight, be a good little slut or it can and will get far more worse 😉

WHERE IS MY PEE-ON BITCH!!!

Look Bitches! I am Mistress Suzi, Goddess of Pain. I am ALWAYS looking for new slaves that will serve me well. I feel that it is my job to train you right and mold you into the little bitches you all are. I will want to bend your ass over and have you take it like a good bitch. Plus I will be whipping you hard core until you bleed. After I am done tearing you a new asshole I want you to get on your knees and beg me to be my bitch. If you impress me enough with you worshiping me … I might decide to make you my bitch slave. If I choose you, you better be still on your knees bowing before me as I piss all over your face and make drink it to show your loyalty to me. After all, I need to mark my property, my little PEE-ON BITCH!Â