I am a sexy bbw phone sex slut, but do not mistake me for some humiliation junkie. I do not tolerate fat shaming. I have a theory about the assholes who call and want to call me names or make me oink like a pig. I think they have tiny little dicks and are angry at the world because they cannot get pussy. They somehow mistakenly think a full-figured girl is so desperate for attention and sex, she will let any loser or asshole into her panties no matter how poorly he treats her. Wrong. Fat is where it is at. I am a curvy beauty. I rock my curves and I never settle for less than I deserve. I have plenty of men who want to treat me right, so I can kick the angry little white boys to the curb. I met this guy at a club last night. He thought that back handed compliment shit would work with me. Get this. He told me I was pretty for a big girl. I retorted, “I’m just pretty,” and walked away leaving him with a dumbfounded look on his face. I do not know why girls fall for stupid insults like that. Rejection was nothing this jerk was accustomed too. He stalked me at the club. He got in my face violating the club’s social distancing rules and got tossed out on his ass. He was yelling something about fat chicks do not reject him. Well, this sexy BBW rejected him. He was with another guy who refused to leave when his jerk friend got tossed out. He came up to me and apologized for his friend. He told me I was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen. Someone raised that boy right. I went home with him. Made sure his asshole friend new it too. He was a great fuck. I told him to aim higher regarding the company he keeps. Let this be a lesson to you angry little men out there. You will never get in my panties with insults or back handed compliments.
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A Phone Sex Slut Getaway
I was built for phone sex. Look at me? Tall, blonde and stacked. My body was built for sin. I have never had an honest day’s work in my life. I have always been in the adult industry. Why not? I can make more money in the adult world than any of my friends can in the 9 to 5 world. One of my best friends is not an industry girl. We met ions ago when we realized we were dating the same married man. He lied to us both. I have never been a caddy bitch. If a man lies to me, he will lie to another woman, so I never get mad at the girl. We got him back. We made a sex tape with a hung black lover of mine. Besides being a 2-timing liar, he also had an average dick and was a racist piece of shit. I am much smarter now in choosing lovers. Sherry and I have been thick as thieves ever since. We took a weekend getaway. We had this quaint Air B and B we rented for a concert, but since it is fucking 2020, it was postponed. Two hot babes in a different city? Hell, yes. Girls trip we decided. We thought we could get into some trouble, forgetting everything closes at 10 pm in Ohio. How much trouble could we get into before midnight, lol? So, on Friday night we found ourselves back at our cabin eating each other’s wet bald pussy. Not that we minded, but we wanted some big dick. Saturday night, however, we got smarter. We found a hip brewery and planted ourselves on the patio at 4 PM. Six hours of drinking at one place, we should be able to garner some attention. Boy, did we. Some baseball players were at the brewery. We did not know who they were, but other women did. There were some green-eyed 20 somethings who did not think two 30-somethings were hot enough for two pro baseball players. Silly girls. We brought them back to our Air B and B carriage house. When the owner tried to balk about more than 2 people in the place, our studs made their identities known. He knew who they were too, lol. Local celebrities. Our soon to be lovers signed some autographs, then we were in for the night taking care of hard bats and cum filled baseballs. Not a bad weekend for two 30 something babes.
Lacey Is a Cum Slut Phone Sex
If you doubt that I love cum as much as I say I do, you need to get on the phone immediately and call me for cum slut phone sex. I know I can convince you of it if you hear me talk about all the dirty things I’ve done. Gang bangs are my favorite because that means I get a lot of cum. The jizz of just one guy isn’t ever enough for me. I need it all. I want it on my face, in my mouth, on my tits, in my cunt and my asshole, too – Everywhere. Mmmm.
Would you love to hear about the first gang bang I ever had? I was really young and it was with a bunch of my dad’s poker buddies. Daddy lost me in a poker game – can you believe that?? He was kind of upset at first, but once he saw how much fun I was having, he relaxed and I think he even managed to have a good time himself. Yes, of course, I have more lurid details to share with you, but this isn’t the time or place. Get your lube ready and give me a call so I can tell you what a cum slut I am.
Neighborhood Welcoming Committee
I love my boyfriend but I can never be faithful to any man. I love cock too much and there is this nice older man that just moved in next door..that is making my wet bald pussy want to pounce!
He is clearly going through a divorce and as the neighborhood welcoming committee, I think I should let him know that my pussy, I mean back door, I mean my door, is wide open!
Wearing nothing but an apron and carrying a plate of cookies, I strolled over to introduce myself.
He was wearing just shorts and was all sweaty and his cock started to grow the second he opened that door! I couldn’t wait to see what was growing under those shorts!
I almost dropped my cookies as I slammed the door shut and jumped on him, wrapping my legs around his waist!
He was a total stranger yet somehow, he was driving me mad with this overwhelming need to worship his cock! It was so big that I was actually excited and scared at the same time!
I started licking his big fat cock head, and licking his entire shaft! He was so yummy and he was rock fucking hard!
Then he grabs my hips and pulls me down on top of him, sliding that thick meat in my tightly clenched cunt, inch by inch…deeper and deeper, until he was balls deep!
It was so fucking big and it hurt but somehow the pain made it even more erotic. And once my tight cunt relaxed and grabbed hold of that giant dick, he started really fucking me, fast and hard with his mile long dong!
He came so deep inside me, it didn’t start oozing out for days!
I am really going to have a lot of fun with my new naughty neighbor!
Wet Bald Pussy on a Motorcycle Ride
I went for a motorcycle ride with this new man I met and got a wet bald pussy. Maybe it was from the vibration of his ride or maybe it was because he was fucking hot. He is an out of town businessman I met at a club Wednesday night. He rented this motorcycle to take me for a drive in the country. I told him about the farm house I am renovating. He wanted to see it. He is an architect. I was happy to have him give me some pointers, but I mostly wanted to fuck him. I am a sucker for older men. He is tall, handsome, intellectual and rich. And out of all the sexy women in the bar that night, he hit on me. He likes sexy BBWs. He has this theory on skinny girls. He thinks they are cranky and bitchy because they do not eat. And he thinks a sexy BBW is more confident and confident women are better lovers. I planned on validating his theories. When he picked me up yesterday, I was in a sexy outfit. I hopped on the back of his bike, and pressed my big tits against his back. My hands were around his waist but I could feel the head of his hard cock touching my hands. He was huge for that to happen. We got to my cabin and immediately fucked. I did not even get all my clothes off before his foot-long cock was inside me. He was just as horny as I was. After an hour of passionate fucking, he gave me some great advice for fixing up the farmhouse. We went out to the field and fucked some more. He is an exhibitionist too. I mean this man could have easily been a porn star. He watched me grind my bald pussy on the rented motorcycle as it was parked and we ended up fucking a third time too. Damn. I wish he lived in my state because he may be the best man I have fucked yet and I have fucked a lot of men.
Posing for Tranny Porn Pictures
I love posing for tranny porn pictures. I do some sexy shemale modeling. Special girls like me are often multi-tasking in the adult industry. I do some shemale porn, escorting, nude modeling and this job. When you have a sexy tranny cock, you can make bank in the adult world. The vanilla world never accepted me. When I was posing for the photographer, he was asking lots of questions. He was young and he was a newbie to shemale photography. He had worked for a Big Tit magazine. Now, he is a photographer in the fetish world. I could tell he was digging me, but he was a tranny virgin. They are my favorite. He was younger than my typical lover, but if I am his first tranny I was thinking, I would set the bar high for his tastes in special women. I suggested we get drinks after the shoot was over. My hand was on his knee the entire time. We flirted. We shared sexual encounters. And after drinks, he was back at my hotel getting his first hardcore ass fucking. He was tight. His cock surprised me. He was a thin man. Not very tall either. His cock looked like it belonged on a man twice his stature and age. I let him fuck me too, which I never do unless the cock is worthy. It was worthy. Worthy of my ass and mouth. I converted another man.
Waxing the Pews
Don’t let this sweet innocent face fool you!
I am a dirty little slut! I will spread my legs for anyone anytime You, your dad, hell even my dad!
You can act like you don’t want me but that is just going to make it fun!
My profile says Girl Friend Experience….if by that, they mean being a cock tease to all your friends, then yeah, I guess.
If I want you, your mine. Just ask Reverend Richards.
He used to be the Reverend at the little white church on the corner. Till I came along!
I always wore the tightest little squirts to church and I would catch him looking. Then I would sit in his office with my legs up on his desk….spread wider than the heavens.
I would have questions about passages in the bible, ya know, fornication stuff.
I would always make sure to leave my milky white wet spot in his chair for him to see.
Then last Thursday, I was feeling a little spiritual and thought I would stroll into town for a quickie…I mean a bible lesson.
He was on his knees waxing the pews when I walked in and sat right in front of his face.
“Miss Shyla”, he said, “You forgot to put on panties this morning!’
“Oh no, Reverend Richards! They just got a little damp on my over so I thought I would take them off…see?” as I pulled them out of my bra and stuffed them in his gaping mouth!
I saw him get rock hard and I knew I had him!
It was so hot humming hymnals while I hummed on him! I couldn’t help but play with my clit while a blew his rod! I was about ready to cum and I think it was turning him on because he was just about to explode in my mouth when he yanked his cock out and blew his load all over my face!
With his meat still twitching in my hand I thought this would be a great time for a selfie! I whipped out my cell and snapped the cuttest pic of me holding his cock and his load running down my face! Now this is going to go viral!















