Category: Fantasy Phone Sex

Haloweenie Baby

I love this time of year. Scaring the shit out of little ones. Dressing up in the most ghoulish fashion and just being a fucking prick and getting away with it. There is one thing I have always wanted to do just because I am a fucking freak and crazy shit turns me on. What would it be like to fuck a skeleton, to make the bones of a corpse your sex toy? Really put that skull between my legs and rub my cunt on the cold surface of the bone until I squirt cum all over it. Or take it’s boney fingers and fuck my cunt and ass until it falls apart inside me. What fucking rush it would be to watch me gt off to fucking the bones of a corpse, your cock hard and waiting to squirt all over my face while I cum hard to my crazy fantasy cum true! You know it is so fucked up it turns you on too!

This GFE will do anything for you..

I’m not the normal boring girl friend. 

I make things interesting. 

I go out of my way to do things for you baby.

If we are walking down an alley, and you want your dick sucked..

Baby I will push you against the wall Drop to my knees and suck your cock. 

I’ll get naked for you and pose. 

I want to make memories.

 

Anything you want me to do baby I am yours. 

I want to make you happy.

I want to be the one you come home to after a hard day. 

I’ll be waiting for you naked, with a hot meal and a cold beer. 

At the end of the day you are mine. 

Its my job to make you forget about how long, and hard your job was, and to make your dick hard.

I want to suck your cock, slid it into my perfect pussy and make all your troubles melt away. 

Baby why are you waiting?

Why aren’t you mine yet??

I can just see it now.. 

You had a hard day.. you walk into the door and there I am, naked. 

I get up and walk to you, taking off your coat, help you with your shoes.

Hand you a cold beer. 

I fallow you to your favorite chair, You sit down and I ask you how your day was as I unzip your pants.

Can you see it??

 

Champagne Enema

One of my johns is a real romantic, well if you want to call it that. He loves to take me to the park andhave champagne lunches under the trees. Of course, for what he pays me, he demands I get naked, and I do whatever he says. We laid down a blanket, popped some champagne – he brought 5 bottles – and started our play time. I stripped for him and showed him my perfect pussy as he sat back and drank happily out of one of the bottles.

He loves to just watch my body and play with it like its a toy. He ran his fingers up my pussy and over my sweet tits. He took mouthfuls of champagne and sucked my nipples with the cold bubbly liquid in his mouth. I asked him why he had brought so much champagne just for lunch? He told me today we were going to do something different. My cunt got wet at the thought – this guy always took such good care of my body – so I begged him to tell me what. He told me to lay back on the blanket and he was going to give me a champagne enema.

I was shocked, but intrigued, and had no idea what that actually meant. I laid back and he spread my legs. He opened a bottle of champagne, and stuck his thumb over the top as he shook the bottle. He bent down and spit on my asshole, getting it lubed up, and without hesitation he stuck the neck of the bottle right up my ass. The cold bubbly shot so hard inside me I felt like it was going to come out my mouth! It was the most incredible feeling!

He let the whole bottle explode inside my ass, as he stroked his cock. Then he pulled the bottle out, and the champagne exploded out of my tight asshole and shot through the air over 4 feet high! He let it spray all over him and his face and once my rear end was emptied out, he climbed on and fucked my clean little bubbly ass for the rest of the afternoon.

Birthday Tittie Fuck

I have a really cool  girl friend who just happens to have really small breasts. She has a smokin hot ass, but she always jokes about how jealous she is of my tits. She also happens to have a really smokin hot husband…  Well, his birthday is coming up and she said she couldn’t hink of anything to get him for his birthday – you know, the guy that already has everything. I told her to think of something naughty she has never done for him in the bedroom and just do that!

Her eyes lit up and she smiled at me like a crazy person. I said “What….?” And she blurts out that he’s never been tittie fucked! I laughed so hard, and I looked down at her tiny boobs and told her its probably not such a good idea…  Then she said “No Brandy! I want you to tittie fuck him for me!”  I couldn’t believe my ears and at first I tried to tell her no, but she insisted that she trusts me and it would be the best surprise he ever got.

She talked me into it, and we set up a “date” for the three of us to meet at her place. He had no idea what he was in store for as we all sat around drinking wine and having a good time. I wore a low cut blouse, and he was definitely checking out my tits. I would have felt bad, excapt thats what I was there for right? So she finally told him that she had got him something extra huge for his birthday this year, and reached over and unbuttoned my blouse. His jaw hit the ground as he saw my huge tits and nipples. He didn’t understand what was going on, but he liked it!

She pulled some lube out of her purse, and lubed up my tits. His cock got hard just watching her rub my breasts and then she demanded he bring his cock over for his first tittie fuck. I think he just about came right in his pants, but he happily took his clothes off and stuck his cock up to my breasts. He literally had no idea how and neither did she – so I took his cock and placed it between my breasts and squeezed it tight. She was rubbing her pussy and mine as I rubbed my gorgeous tits up anddown his hard cock. Needless to say he had a very happy birthday, and his wife and I both licked up all the icing…

Play With My Ass

Get over here you little ass worshipping sissy boy. Have you any idea what kind of worship you’re going to have to do tonight? I want you to bow down to my ass and play with it and stroke your cock to it until your hands are raw. Take it in your face, kiss it with your tongue, shooting your tongue in and out of my sweet rosebud. Sit back and just feel it, all of it, and bounce it around while your cock tingles with delight.

I want to tease you and delight you with my ass, I want you to dream of it, and crave it every single day. You don;t get to fuck it until you have worshipped it right. I need yo hear that my cheeks are perfect, and that my tight little asshole makes you drool with hunger at its taste. Slap it gently, then slap it hard. Then cover it in kisses to make it all better.

Get your camera and take pictures. Sleep with the pictures and jack off to them every morning before you come to worship my buttsheeks again. I work hard to make it perfect for you, and you need to honor it and make love to it how I deserve. Take your thumbs and spread my cheeks, opening up a view of my tight asshole, just waiting for your cock to penetrate it. Lick it ever so gently baby, and get it ready for your penitration….

Im waiting for you

 

I see you there across from me a the bar.

I want you to come over to me.

I want you to push your hips into mine and get close to me.

I want to feel your hands rubbing my body.

 

I want you to walk over to me, and whisper into my ear.

I want to feel your breath against my skin.

I want you to make my skin tingle. 

Make eye contact me, see that I want every inch of you inside each hole you can get in.

I want to make you moan. 

Please make your move.

Don’t waste this moment.

Come to me baby.

Come to me. 

I want to fuck you like you have never been fucked before.

Just come talk to me. 

You are so sexy baby..

Just read me, I promise you are reading those “come fuck me” eyes right.

I’m waiting for you. 

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: Midnight Chunky Dunk

So every knows what skinny dipping is, right? Well look at me; I don’t skinny dip. What I do is called chunky dunk. And I love it because I embrace my big beautiful curves. I am proud of my big boobs and big tits. Now,  although I love to show off my assets, I recognize that there is a time and place to show them. I was with my sister and her offspring last summer at this little secluded beach resort. One night, after every was asleep, I snuck out for a little chunky dunk. I love the feel of waves crashing around my ample naked body. I was under the moonlight, rubbing my hands all over my naked body, enjoying the waves splash on me. I was alone, so I decided to rub my clit has the waves crashed against me. I could feel cool sand under my feet, feel the glow of the moon shining on me… I was in a private oasis. Wrong.

When I turned around, I saw a boat, no not a boat, a ship with a ton of old folks standing on the deck with binoculars watching me. Apparently some senior citizen Moonlight cruise. Old men were getting wood in their drawers because of me. I may have dang well given someone with a bad ticker a heart attack.  I started to feel bad that I was giving the geriatric population a free sex show, but when I saw them waving and snapping pictures I knew they were enjoying seeing some  bouncy titties and taut flesh. Maybe me getting caught was a good thing. My embarrassment didn’t last long when I saw Cocoon Gang adjusting their pants on the deck. I’m better than Viagra. Maybe I need to start volunteering at my local old folk’s home!

Idle Hands

I think I had full moon fever.  Not sure what came over me. Maybe it’s because Halloween is approaching that I was feeling a little dark. Normally I am just a big cock fucker. I’m all about the size. But It was almost like I was possessed. I got my husband’s big tactical knife and went out for a walk. Now normally I don’t go walking alone, nor do I really walk, unless it’s to go get some big dick. This night was different. I felt like something was calling me into the woods. Something was controlling me.

I started walking and came across an old railroad. I started following the tracks. I had my big knife if anything happened. But then I just stopped dead in my tracks, no pun intended. I saw a man, a rather scary looking man. I stared at him for awhile to see if he was gonna make a move  towards me but he was motionless. Rather creepy. Just gazed right through me. But then it was like some how he led me here; some how he was controlling me. Like I was meant to see him, meant to stop right here.

I pulled my jeans off, removed my panties and bent over showing him my ass and cunt. He was still motionless, expressionless. I had laid the knife on the ground to masturbate for my creepy watcher but my hand picked up the knife as if compelled to do so. I started rubbing it all over my body. I think inserted it in my cunt. It was like that horror film “Idle Hands.” My mind knew I shouldn’t be doing this, but my hand was not being controlled by me. I started fucking my pussy with a knife. The cool steel felt hot in my pussy. But I was starting to bleed a little. I tried to go slower, but my hand went faster. I was scaring myself. Then suddenly my hand dropped the now bloody knife. I kicked it away quickly before I was compelled to pick it back up.

I looked for my stranger and he was gone. Just like that. A shadowy motionless figure in the woods that for a brief moment had some odd control over me. Was it a witch? A demon? A ghost? Or simply the devil himself? Whatever it was it pulled me into the woods, to that train track. My pussy will heal and be back to taking huge cock again soon. But I can’t shake the feeling that something is still out there, something evil lurking in the woods that wants me, wants me dead.

Those Frat Fucks

Silly boys never learn, and that is fine by me. I was out at the bar looking for trouble to get into, and as usual a couple lame frat fucks hit on me. They started to annoy the fuck out of me and that totally got my deviant bitch to come out. I can only be nice for so long. So, I led the guys out letting them believe they were going to get lucky.

Out back in the parking lot I led them to my van. Inviting them in I had them practically melting at my feet. My girlfriend Violet was there looking as hot as ever, and this got the guys even weaker as their pathetic cocks start calling the shots. Violet and I started making out to get their wills weakened. We part and both of us grab one of the dumb fucks and start giving them a little attention.

Laying deep kisses on them we grope at their groin and make sure they’re doing just as we planned. They were growing good and hard. We lock gazes as I wink at Violet we drop to our knees. Undoing their jeans and pulling their fuckrods out we start simultaneously giving them head. They start really enjoying our sloppy blowjobs and we pull away. Violet and I start undressing each other as we continue to make out again. Our pathetic patrons are jerking their cocks and get excited.

Pulling the guys down to us as we lay naked on the mattress we undress them and get ready to allow their cocks to penetrate our sweet cunts. Just as we feel them slip inside we grab our knives and start running the blade down their backs as they thrust inside us. We buck and grind to their fucking dicks inside us as we flip so we’re ontop. Riding their hard dicks Violet and I lean to each other and start kissing some more. We laugh as we part and thrust our blades into their chests just as we feel them cumming. 

Sliding off their cocks we crawl down between their legs taking their cocks in our mouths sucking the cum off we move back up as we feel their life escaping them we lap up the blood from their life claiming wound. Nothing like the taste of cum and blood to make our night.

Maybe you would like to be my next victim?

Cyber Sex Phone Sex with Glenda: Let’s Sext

Did you know we offer cyber sex phone sex? You can pay to have naughty cyber sex with me if for some reason you cannot do an actual phone call (like the wife is sleeping next to you!). I actually got into the phone sex business  through cyber sexting. A few years ago I met a woman in an online chat room. We hit it off , lots in common, easy to talk to. After a few weeks of vanilla IMing, we exchanged pics . I showed her my curvaceous body, she showed me her hairy pussy. From there on, we sexted daily. She would tell me how much she wanted me to be her first lesbian experience, how much she coveted my big boobs, and I would tell her how much I wanted to lick her pussy. I’d even press my titties against the screen for her.

We spent hours a day getting each other off. So much so, I got sticky keys on my laptop from typing with my masturbation fingers. My love goo was all over my keyboard. After a few months we actually met. Imagine my surprise to find out my lesbian cyber sexting buddy was actually a guy. He apologized profusely for his duplicity. I got it. He had a fantasy about being a woman with another woman, and the computer allowed him a safe venue for exploring his feminine side. No harm no foul and we are still friends today.

Yeah, I did not get my girl on girl action that day. What I did get, however, was a highly sensual and erotic experience. Cyber text sessions are good for myriad reasons. First, suppose you have a chaotic household filled with people and it’s hard to get away for a sexy call. No one will think twice about you  needing to escape to your office for a little work. They don’t have to know that work is on your throbbing cock. Second, suppose you are traveling and your cell phone has shitty reception and you have a boner? Well, you can almost always get a Wi-Fi signal somewhere, so we can dirty text your boner away. Third, suppose you are shy and have something you want to talk about that embarrasses you. Perhaps you have dark fantasies. Perhaps you want to suck cock. Perhaps you like to be peed on. Perhaps you wear ladies panties. Sometimes it is much easier to discuss taboo subjects in a more anonymous way, like a cyber text session.

Fourth, your mind is your biggest erogenous zone. Cyber texting forces both parties to be more creative, more imaginative then just “oooh baby faster.” Fifth, you are married or living with a woman with separation and/or trust issues. She checks your cell to see who you are talking to and for how long. She never really lets you out of her site for long. You can take your tablet or smartphone or laptop in the bathroom and get off without her pulling a Jake from State Farm on you, because she never heard you talking. And, the final reason, cyber text sessions are good is that you can create a whole new persona if you want. If you are a man, you can pretend to be a woman. If you are a boring American boy, you can suddenly be an Australian surfer dude. If you are an adult male, you can be mommy’s little angel again. If you have a little white dick, you can have a big black cock. You can create a whole fantasy world for yourself and I will play right along with you! And, I can type with one hand if you know what I mean (wink wink).

So hit me up on yahoo,  tell me you want to purchase a cyber text session (same rate as a phone sex call) and let’s get creative together. And, let’s get off too.