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Stripper Phone Sex With Macey

As you all know I am one of the biggest cum slut phone sex girls there are on this site. I love cocks in every holes, every day and anyway that I can get it. Lately I have been thinking alot about my stripper phone sex calls, and this Friday I figured it was time to take it on another level. I went to a local strip club asked to get a job there. I was hired on the spot and they told me to start that night. When, I got there on Friday night and as I was giving a lap dance I noticed some of the other dancers were taking their men to these small rooms in the back. So, I walked mine back there too thinking it was another dance area. Soon, as we walked in you saw nothing but alot of fucking and sucking. It was prostitution phone sex, that is just what they were doing. The girl next to me leaned over and said for the right price we do anything. My customer told me what he would give me and I fell for it I got on my knees and sucked his cock and before I knew it I had all three holes filled. Went home with a full pussy and a full bank account. So, I will be dancing on those tables for a long time!

Grounded for 2 weeks…

Smoking out makes my cunny dripping wet and I plan on smoking out and rubbing my pussy for the next 2 weeks, lots.  So all my regular pervy callers always complain I am not available often enough well this week I will be here a LOT.  Normally I am gone and having fun and stuff but my parents grounded me for 2 weeks and I am STUCK here so I am hoping to cum LOTS to make being grounded more fun.

Soooooooo here is why I am grounded.  Not a funny story.  I had a quarter bag of weed hid under my bed and tucked up in the bed frame and my nosey mom found it.   Her excuse was “spring cleaning” but I think she was probably just being nosey when I wasn’t home and looking under my bed and happened to some how see it .  Now what is even worse than the 2 weeks of punishment is the fact that she FLUSHED my weed right in front of me.   Like OMFG the injustice of it!!!

Thats ok though I just paid her back by stealing money out of her purse and buying some more.  So these next 2 weeks I will be locked in my bedroom rubbing my cunny and partying with you dirty pervs!   YAY for punishment!

New Years Festiviities

I love New Years Eve with my family. About 11 o’clock all of the ladies start stripping clothes off while the male cousins help dad prep the big water bongs and hukkahs. My big titty Aunts go around kissing all the younger boys and slipping them the tongue and a few pills before the hot tub gets going. I always sit on my favorite uncle’s lap and whisper really nasty things in his ear while enjoying the feel of his growing hard on under my ass. My sister and I always treat him at midnight because of his huge cock. Grandpa is in the corner snorting coke off my aunts naked ass which is propped high up in the air for all to see. My cousins take turns exploring her hairy cunt with their fingers in between grandpa’s lines. My older brother loves doing body shots off my huge tits while my little sister puts because her boobs are so tiny. I really get turned on when the cops raid our little party and it takes them 45 minutes to strip search mom in the back. When they come out of the back the cops are in moms lingerie and dad pours them all drinks that they share over the pile of my families naked bodies. The party is always loud and festive and the local cops always show up for the count down….5, 4, 3, 2, 1….Happy New Year!!! In our family incest and family fun are all part of the holiday traditions!

 

Pin The Dick In The Ho

We had a killer little party last night. I invited a couple of my friends that deal coke. My favorite fucking drug! Of course I never, ever pay for my shit. I always fuck or suck for it. We played my favorite game, I let them blind fold me and then they do whatever they want, no limits, no questions. Everyone is happy. I get to get high and get fucked and they get to have me anyway they want! I like to call it Pin The Dick In The Ho. I so love this game…wouldn’t you love to play with me? The only rule is you have to bring me candy to play the game. And I am not talking about blow pops and pop rocks. Although I have found that pop rocks in the mouth while giving a blow job makes for great head for the fella and we could pretend your hard cock is my blow pop. You get to fuck my tight pierced cunt till you have had your fill, you get to make me suck you hard hot cock till you explode in my mouth, on my face or where ever you think you would like to shoot that load. All for a little taste of your candy. Hit me up for some mind blowing drugs phone sex, blowjob phone sex, or my favorite anal phone sex. We can play however you want to as long as we are getting fucked up!

Party Quotes

♦ I’ve never had a problem with drugs. I’ve had problems with the police.
♦ A good friend would bail you out of jail, but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, “damn that was awesome”.
♦ No officer theres no blood in my alcohol system.
♦ You’re only bad if youre caught so that makes me a good girl, right?
♦ I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it!
♦ We are the people our parents warned us about.
♦ Now I lay me down to sleep, a bottle of vodka at my feet, if I shall die before I wake tell my friends I drank it straight.
♦ Cocaine is Gods way of saying you’re making to much money.
♦ The road goes on forever, but the party never ends.
♦ I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.
♦ Thought when sober, said when drunk.
♦ I read about the evils of drinking so I gave up reading.
♦ Drugs, sex, and rock n roll.
♦ All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fatting.
♦ If I did nothing wrong, I’d never do anything.
♦ There are only two kinds of criminals: those who get caught and the rest of us.

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Hot & Horny 4 U Baby

I’m hot and horny for you baby. I wanna fuck your brains out and make it easy on your wallet at the same damn time. What can I say, I understand needing funds for “Partying”. I’m a party girl. Gotta have that green to have some fun right baby? Check out my specials and let’s have some fun of our own! No limits and bring your own party favors and let’s light this shit up!  Check out our Hot Specials page and find some of the other girl’s who are offering a limited time offer special for US AND International callers.  That’s right baby.  Specials for ALL callers.  You ready to rock and roll?  I fuckin am!!  Who needs to only party on the weekend?  I party like a rockstar and they don’t have down time.  Sure hope you don’t either sexy. RAWR!

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Get HIGH HIGH HIGH with Haley

I got so totally fucked up this past weekend it was unreal.  I mean BLITZED!!!!! 

Liquor + Coke=’s Happy Haley!

Happy & Horny Haley!

My daughter was at her grandma’s and though I love partying with her, it was nice to be free for a change to party without the brat around to bug me.  I had a simply fucking amazing time and the only thing that was missing was you.  Maybe next weekend some of you party boys can join me in a few shots and lines?

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