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Happy Birthday Abe Lincoln: Every Girl’s Crazy for a Well Hung Man

Happy Birthday Abraham Lincoln. Sixteenth US President. Freed the slaves, giving all those well hung black men easier access to white pussy. Likely died because some tiny dick white male loser caught his wife getting some big black cock. Big black cock can be quite intimidating to those little inadequate white dicks.  I provide phone sex therapy to men all the time. Help them come to terms with their inadequacies, their short comings. I spoke to one such guy today. He couldn’t seem to understand why his wife has a crush on Lincoln. This perplexes him.

black cock phone sex sex therapyWell, from a female perspective, this is very easy to figure out. First, Lincoln freed the slaves. White women can fuck black men because of what he started.  Second, Lincoln suffered from Marfan Syndrome, which can cause disproportionately long extremities. He was a giant, and rumored to be one of the best hung men in history. Stands to reason with his gigantic height, long legs and arms, that he would have a massive cock as well. He may have even given some slaves a run for their money in the cock department. Third, he was ruler of the United States.  Powerful, in control men are sexy. Why do you think so many presidents get pussy?  What woman would not fantasize about a well hung, compassionate, intelligent man in power?

I’d love the chance to fuck Lincoln. I’m a size queen. But, I also cocksucking phone sex big cocklike open minded, smart men. Lincoln was ahead of his time intellectually. I do believe all men are created equal, except, however, when it comes to cock size!  Bigger cock, working cock is always superior. So if you have a tiny little white dick, you need to call me for some therapy, some cock control. We can decide an appropriate role for you in my history. Sissy? Slave? Cuckold? Panty Boy? Bitch? Cum recycler? Fluffer? Or fuck toy if you got more than 8 thick hard inches.  But let’s be realistic here, men like Lincoln are hard to cum by. I’m sure your wife would much rather fantasize about a dead president, then waste her time fucking your tiny dick, loser. That’s why we have dildos! Mary Todd didn’t need one, but your wife certainly does.

That’s Amore

hot ass sex dixieWhen a dick shoots your eye from a big pizza pie, that’s amore….
When my friends invited me out to eat at the pizza parlor I knew something was up when I saw the sign that said closed on the door.
The joint is owned by the Uncle of one of my buddies. A horny old fucker that is always trying to get me to give him a piece of ass.
They got me inside and sat me at a booth handing me a drink right away. Despite me asking over and over again what was going on, all they did was laugh and joke.
After a couple of drinks I confessed that I hadn’t eaten dinner because we were coming here and I knew I would be eating the best fucking pizza pie in town. I needed to get something in my stomach because the drinks were going to my head fast!
My friend went in the kitchen to check on the progress of dinner before coming out and letting me know that my pie was on it’s way.
True to their word a pie arrived with the added bonus of her uncle’s big fat dick sticking out of the middle.
Now this is how you eat a pizza pie!
Come to find out one of them heard that it was National Pie Month and decided to put his own twist on that for some hot and kinky fun, just like I like it, cum slut style!
I have the best friends ever! Pull up a chair and have a piece of my pie!

Cum and try my pie.

 

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It’s great american pie month and I am more than excited to submit my pie.
I have worked hard on it all night. I fallowed the recipe to the t except for a few more ingredients. This year I will get first place in the pie contest. I start out with a 4 teaspoons of my boyfriends cum to add to the flavor of my cherry pie. I suck his cock hard. I take every inch of in down my throat to make sure I get him ready and full of cum. Then I let him fuck my throat, he makes me choke and gag on his cock. When he is about to cum he releases my face and I grab a measuring cup to collect his cum. He smiles and gives me a kiss and sends me back into the kitchen. I start my cherry’s with some sugar and heavy cream on top of the stove and one its at a boil I take it off the heat and spread out the sugary goodness on the pie crust. Then I add his cum, making sure it is mixed into the pie. Then I get my lattice work done on the crust. Before I put the pie into the oven I grab a big mixing bowl and my favorite glass dildo. I squat over the bowl and start rubbing my pussy and fucking my g-spot until I squirt my load into the bowl. I use my cum to wet the top of the pie to give it that gorgeous golden brown look. While the pie is baking I add the rest of our cum into a bowl of heavy cream and sugar to make the perfect whipped cream to go with my yummy pie. I love our secret ingredients but I love watching the judges take bites of my pie. It turns me on to watch them eat and enjoy our cum!

 

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Happy Black History Month

February is Black History Month, and what better way to celebrate than to get myself some BBC? It has been too long and the more I thought about it the more I wanted it. I didn’t want some suit wearing lame black guy either – I wanted a huge ripped brother to really give it to me good. There is nothing quite like the feeling of sheer power ramming my tight pink pussy. But where should I go to find the perfect gorgeous man?

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I decided that I would go down to the park where a bunch of guys were always tossing the football around. Surely there would be some good prospects there. I wore a skimpy little dress and paraded down by the fields. It didn’t take long for them to notice me, and then it was just a matter of picking the right guy. I decided to sit on a nearby bench and let the biggest of the alpha males to come to me. Within minutes, a huge, well muscled man came up to me and asked if I needed some help.

I told him that I was sad because it was Black History Month and I didn’t have anyone to spend the day with. His cock was so huge that I saw it getting hard inside his shorts. My pussy started to throb and moisten at the thought of his huge hands on me. He told me that he was in the middle of a game, but he could spend about twenty minutes with me if I wanted to take his BBC. I happily agreed and he wasted no time taking my dress off right there. I could see all his buddies watching from the field.

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I sucked his huge BBC and when it was good and wet, he rammed it in my tight cunt with no mercy at all. He pounded me for a solid 20 minutes, until both of us were sweating and my hair was soaked. I loved the look of his dark skin against my skin and I came all over his cock. The squeezing of my orgasm made his cock overflow with cum in return. He pulled out and let me rest down on the bench. I told him to enjoy the rest of the month, but I knew damn well I wasn’t going to wait until next year to come back and find this monster BBC for some more fun in the park!

Celebrating African American History Month with Big Black Cock Phone Sex

black cock phone sex horny housewifeFebruary is the month of romance and black cock for me. I like to combine Valentine’s Day and the celebration of African American History month by giving my pussy some love with big beautiful black cock. I attended  a Langston Hughes poetry reading on my stepson’s campus today in appreciation of Black History Month. He is one of the greatest poets ever, but sadly his work is only really ever celebrated during this month. I decided to continue the appreciation of his life and work with a private reading in the home of the literary professor conducting the reading. A young handsome stud.

Of course as he was reading poetry to me, I was getting so wet. I crawled over between his legs and unzipped his pants. He continued to recite Hughes’ work to me as I let out his fucking freak of nature cock. Never in a million years would I have guessed he had almost 2 feet of cock in his pants. Now his cock deserved a Pulitzer prize for best cock. Or maybe I deserved the prize for being able to accommodate that thing in all my holes. Hands down the biggest dick I have ever had the pleasure to meet.

I spent the entire morning having my mouth, ass and pussy stretched beyond capacity. It was more like a tree trunk than a cock. There was still over a foot of dick sticking out of my hand when I grasped it to work in my mouth. First cock I have not been able to swallow completely. I pride myself on my cocksucking skills too.  I think the reason white men enslaved African Americans was to keep them from their women.  1815 or 2015, white women would want a piece of that. Hell the professor’s cock was bigger than 5 white guys combined. I’ve never understood slavery, but jealousy I get. White men knew black cock was superior, that their wives would want to fuck a black man, so they created these lies about racial inferiority. Nothing inferior about a 2 foot tree trunk thick cock. A black man can always take a white woman away from a white man.

My pussy has never been fucked so good. I squirted all over the place. My stepsons have nice cocks, but even together their two dicks didn’t equal the monster that just gaped my pussy and ass.  I know now I will never read another Langston Hughes poem without getting drenched. You got a nice big black cock? Let me show you how my  pussy and ass appreciate you. I can’t erase racial injustice, but I can celebrate Big Black Cock every chance I can.

 

Let me see your package..

For weeks now I have been flirty with the sexy new mailman at the office. I love his dark skin. I watch as he picks up the heavy boxes and see how his sculpted muscles pop. After he leaves I rub my clit till I cum. Today  is like every other day expect I have a few boxes that need to go to my house. Jabari walks into the office like a black god. His stride is so confident and so sexy it makes me want to fuck his toes. His white smile makes my panties soaking wet. He walks up to my desk and stands right next to me and bends down and says “Its Thank a Mailman day, How are you going to thank me?” This was my chance. I turned my chair to look at him with the heat and passion in my eyes. I rubbed my thighs and pulled my skirt up just a few inches higher to catch his eye. It worked. I told him I had a few boxes that were too heavy for me and they needed to go to my home address. “Do you think you could do a home delivery for me Jabari?” He nodded and smiled. Ill meet you here after I’m off work. He adjusted his hard cock right in-front of my face as he looked down at me. I licked my lips and told him I couldn’t wait.

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I was like a little girl waiting to open her gifts on Christmas morning. It was 5:30 and Jabari still didn’t show up. Maybe he was still busy. My mind was going and thinking that I didn’t hear the bell on the door go off. He found me in the supply closet. I was more than surprised to feel strong arms wrap around my waste. I saw his arms and knew it was him. He spun me around and started kissing me with his big thick lips. His mouth fallowed down my chin to my neck where he bit and sucked hard. My knees went weak and I fell to my knees. I started unzipping his pants and pulled out his massive black cock. I took as much of him down my beautiful throat as I could, there was still 4 inches that I couldn’t take. I let fuck my throat until he came. He squirted his hot cum all over my face. He smiled and bent down and kissed me. I told him I wasn’t done thanking my mailman. I started rubbing his cock to get him hard again as he was rubbing my tight ass. He pulled all my clothes off expect my thigh highs and bent me over the fax machine…

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As he spit on my asshole I knew this was going to hurt so fucking good. He struggled to push his fat cock into my tight hole but finally forced it in. His cock filed up my ass. He stretched me open as he slammed his hard cock in and out of my ass. I started to rub my pussy, I was dripping wet down to my ankles. As I rubbed my clit and he fucked my perfect ass hole I started to feel a build up in my stomach. I didn’t care that his giant cock was destroying my ass. All I cared about was taking more and more of his cock. He grabbed my throat from behind and started to choke me as he slammed his big black cock into my ass. The more and more I struggled to breath the more my stomach started to go crazy. He slammed me down on the fax machine as I squirted all over us. I fell to my knees again and started to suck his cock. He loved that I went from ass to mouth so much he shot his load all over my face again.

I smiled and said thank you mailman.

Cum Covered Cunt

cum shots on tits alanzaIt is so fucking cold with all this damned snow and snow storms the last few weeks that I have been stuck in this damned house. I have cabin fever and want to get out and tear shit up. I feel for the fuckers on the streets of this town when I finally get out and I am able to release all this pent up energy.
In the mean time I have to have a way to release all my built up frustrations. The only way to do that cooped up in this house is to fuck. I have been a cum covered slut for weeks My cunt is so fucking sore that it is swollen and hurts to touch.
But after weeks of fucking the same dicks and cunts all cooped up in this house, I needed a change. So when the mailman showed up to deliver the mail I grabbed his ass and drug him in the house. I took his cock out of his blue pants and devoured it with my mouth. I didn’t give him time to protest or object. I just took that fucking cock on my knees I ripped my top off showing him the hard nipples on my tits and kept sucking him off. It didn’t take long for him to shoot his hot fucking load all over my face, cum dripping off my chin and onto my tits.
When I was done he smiled and said that was the best thing he had gotten for mailman appreciation day. Fuck I didn’t even know there was such a thing, but what the hell. I got some new dick, he got appreciated or so he thinks….

Thank a Mailman Day: From Filling My Slot to Filling My Twat

black cock phone sex cum whoreToday is “Thank a Mailman Day.” And I don’t think anything says thank you for keeping my slot full all year, like filling my slit. Lucky me, my mailman is Black, my favorite color. I invited him in to thank him for his service. He is hot. I’ve always wanted to get him out of the uniform. I’ve noticed the ring on his finger, so I have tried to be an honorable woman. But,  certainly his wife could give him a pass on a day dedicated to thanking him? I mean how can I best thank him if I can’t use my body?black cock phone sex big dicks

He certainly didn’t act married. Pretty much asked me why I had not invited him in before. He thought he was pretty much the only brother in the neighborhood I had not fucked. That may be true! But, I was going to make up for it. I unzipped his sexy blue postal worker pants and unleashed a huge cock. Just like I knew he would have between his legs. I have yet to encounter a small black cock. I don’t think they exist. I told him I had a box that needed filling and he rose to the occassion. I sucked that black meat  good and hard. His cock went postal all over my face too. Thick, heavy load of cream sprayed my face.

black cock phone sex milfI wasn’t done thanking him yet. I worked that cock some more, brought it back to life so he could fill my twat. I got on all fours on my carpet and let him mount me from behind, fucking my ass and cunt with his huge cock. He crammed a lot in my hot box. My slot was spilling over. But it felt so good to get pounded by a well hung postal worker. This was just the special delivery my pussy needed. We fucked for a good hour. My slits all got filled with cum. Just my way of saving thank you for filling up my box 6 days a week.

I hope all the mailmen out there got to fill some slits instead of slots today!

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Layin’ the Law

Young Bald PussyLast week I was working the night shift and had all 3 of my little ladies with me. We were twerking and grinding the pole and having a grand old time when a man walked up to the stage. He was a suit, but his clothes were wrinkled and he wasn’t wearing a tie. He hooked his finger in a “come here” motion and handed me a $100 bill. I jumped down off the stage and took him in the champagne room. I pushed him onto the couch and stood over him, bouncing my tits and ass like I’d done a thousand times before. “Hold up, sweet cheeks” he said, reaching into his pocket. Next to his evident bulge he pulled a wallet out. He flashed an ID that said he worked for the state. I looked at him, fear in my eyes. If I lost the brats, I’d lose over half my income. My heart dropped and my stomach sank. “If you want to keep them in your custody, you’d better go get those little shits. And they’d better be willing to do anything they ask for. Anything.” He grabbed his junk and winked at me. I excused myself and went into the main lobby, where my little ones were getting mauled by a couple young guys, barely old enough to buy drinks. I grabbed them, with much chagrin from the men, whom I flipped off as we walked into the room. His pants were at his ankles and he was lying on his side. He smelled like whiskey and his fuckrod was rock hard. He pointed out two of my youngins and pointed to his cock. They knew exactly what to do as they went, each knelt by one leg, and expertly shared his cock. They licked the precum off like proper little ladies and while one licked the shaft, the other would suck the tip, and they switched off every so often. They looked at each other with so much hunger and lust I was instantly wet. He motioned my third girl, the smallest, over and lifted her little cunny to his face. Slipping her panties to the side, he plunged his tongue into her tiny hole and swirled it around her perfect little clit. She moaned and this prompted my others to get more aggressive with his dick, competing to see who was better at deep throating. They started playing with each other and this pushed the man over the edge, grunting as he shot his hot spunk all over the little’s faces. They licked each other clean as my youngest came on his face. He picked her up and placed her on the ground. He sat up and quickly pulled his pants up. “Alright hon” he said as he handed me 4 more crisp $100’s. “you’re good for another 6 months” He winked at all the girls and they gave him shy little finger waves as he walked out of the room. I put my arms around the little shits and smiled. “Lets go, girlies. only 4 more hours.”

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I’m almost ashamed to say this, but I’ve never been legitimately bukkake’d! It sounds so wonderful, though, doesn’t it? I’ve had two guys cum on my face at once, but I’m thinking bigger. At least 10 huge cocks just relieving their stress all over my face! I’ve cum so hard, so many times just thinking about it. I’d want Daddy to be there, of course. My big brother, and maybe my little brother. Both of my brothers have a few hottie friends, so of course we’ll invite them too. Now, where do we start? I’ve mulled this over a lot. Maybe we’ll start drinking, them all at the bar, and I’ll get on my knees and go from man to man, cock to cock and suck them all almost clean, and then have them all jack off onto my face. Or I can seduce them all together. Two fucksticks balls deep in my cunny, one in my ass, two in my mouth and one stroking himself in the corner watching. Or maybe I’ll forget all those boys and take on the football team. Daddy can be the coach, and I’ll make them all work out. Let’s do some modified burpees, boys. Squat, plank, squat, get your dick sucked, jump, repeat. Teehee, I’m so naughty. I’d suck those sweaty boys and milk their salty cream right to the tip, and stroke their quivering shlongs two by two and let them squirt their spunk all over me, all over my blonde hair, right in my eyes & deep in my throat. I will gobble all of that delicious gooey jizz right up off my face and off the throbbing heads of their dicks. Then we’ll all lounge around, smoke some green and get ready for round 2, the gangbang! Would you like to join us?

 

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