Category: Cheap Phone Sex

A Cock So Big it Ruined My Pussy

I’m a total size queen. I will not have anything to do with you unless you have porn star worthy cock. No, that’s not exactly accurate. If you have a small package I will humiliate you, use you as my personal fluffer boy and make you clean out my cream pies. And, I will make you watch the REAL men fuck me. I had a new stud fuck me this week, who I call BIG BIG Ben. The hugest cock I have ever had. Bigger than John Holmes or Sean Michaels. Hell, bigger than a circus animal!  In fact, my pussy may be ruined for anything smaller. BIG BIG Ben fucked me so good my neighbor came to check on me because she was worried hearing all the screaming I did. He fucked my pussy raw. I had to soak in the bath tub for hours and sit on a frozen bag of peas all night. But, you know what? I can’t wait for BIG BIG Ben to fuck me again. My pussy belongs to him. And I would love nothing more than you little limp dick losers to watch what a real dick can do for a woman. Once you see how hard I come on his huge cock, you little cuckolds will understand what a real woman needs, what a real woman deserves. If I’m lucky enough to get impaled by BIG BIG Ben’s huge throbbing shaft again, you pathetic fucks will be begging to clean up my cream pie. But I need to warn you losers, when he cums, it’s a volcanic load that could drown a little bitch like you. As always, the size of your cock determines how we play. If you have a massive hammer of a cock like BIG BIG Ben, then I am your bitch, your slave! If you have a little clit stick, well then you are my BITCH and will do whatever humiliating, degrading thing I want. Even if means licking the cum out of my ruined fuck hole left by a real man. When BIG BIG Ben gives me the porn star treatment again, well you little fucktard losers need to line up because it will take a few losers to clean up his load!

Topless Car Wash with Glenda: Using My Big Natural Sponges for $$$$

I woke up this morning and discovered that I had somehow overdrawn my bank account. I thought to myself, how can I make some fast cash legally? Then I saw myself in the mirror and was like duh Glenda. Use what God gave you. See I have two very natural big money makers. It was a gorgeous sun shining day and perfect for a topless car wash. I quickly posted an ad on Craigslist: “Hooters girl giving topless car washes for charity today only.” Of course the charity is me. I have a few sprawling acres so some privacy and plenty of room for lots of cars. I put on some daisy dukes and a white wife beater with no bra, gathered up some buckets and sponges and some very pretty smelling soap. When I got outside, I was surprised to see a ton of cars already lined up. This wasn’t my first car wash, but looked like advertising it as topless brought a whole new crowd.

I have natural huge sponges that I use to wash cars with-my special signature wash I call it. I offered $50 car washes to watch me wash a car topless using my tits as sponges and $100 for the deluxe treatment which started with me spraying myself with water like I was in a wet-tee shirt contest and washing cars completely naked. And, for $200 men could watch me masturbate on the hood of their car or truck while washing the car with my ass as I sat on sponges. I’d even wax the car with my tits. I called this my “Rose Royce Car Wash Double Deluxe package.” No surprise most of my customers ordered the DD package. I made almost $3,000 dollars today. Not bad for waking up $75 over drawn. Not gonna lie, some of my customers were very hot and got some special treatment: titty fucking my big natural soapy sponges. Any cum that ended up on the car or truck, either got licked up by me, or buffered off with my ass! I love that fact that guys will spend good money just to gaze at my beautiful big curves.

At the car wash, woooh
Talking about the car wash, yeah
Cum on y’all and sing it for me
Car wash, woh, car wash yeah

(Work and work) Well those boys never seem to stop cumming
(Work and work) Keep those waxin’ machines humming
(Work and work) My titties on your bone
(Work and work) Keep it up, I can’t wait till it’s time to go fucking

Do you need a special double deluxe package today? I can’t seem to stop playing with my pussy and sucking on my titties. Obviously, I need to masturbate some more. Sure those guys got to watch me, but you can always hear me!!!

GILF Phone Sex with Star: I’ve Been Twat Blocked

So today, I was talking with a younger guy I was trying to pick up. He actually told me that MILFS are yesterday’s news. All the rage today is a GLIF: a grandmother I’d love to fuck. I was like, what the fuck? Why would you want some old bitch when you could have me? I’m in my sexual prime and fucking gorgeous. He said GILFS are like a fine wine, they just get better with age. I then said, what is so special about your GILF? He began telling me all about granny Star who he has been banging for years. He went on and on about the joys of being with her. Not gonna lie, my ego took a beating. Let me see if I can remember a few of the million reasons he prefers this old bitch to me.

  • You can’t get her pregnant, so he can bare back her pussy and ass!
  • She’s been sucking cock longer than he has been alive.
  • She has her own money, so she spoils him and picks up the tab. This saves his money for beer.
  • She doesn’t want a relationship.
  • The only game she plays is strip poker.
  • She’s a sure thing.
  • She has taught him things with her decades of sexual experience.
  • She has her own life so she doesn’t need his constant attention.
  • She lets him cum on her tits and face and doesn’t find it degrading.
  • She is confident so they fuck with the lights on and have threesomes.
  • She has no taboos about the ass.
  • Years of yoga has made her very flexible. She can fuck in any position.
  • She is discreet. Happy to be his dirty little secret.
  • She swallows.
  • Age has taught her not to have any hang-ups so she never says no.
  • She grew up in the glory days of porn, so she’ll watch with him and get off too.
  • She only fucks for sexual pleasure, so no need to snuggle or spoon with her or stay the night.
  • She fucks and plays with his ass and knows that doesn’t make him a fag.
  • She understands a thong does not equal lingerie. She has all sorts of sexy outfits for him too to peel off her rock hard body.
  • All she needs to be happy is a hard cock that works. She could care less about size.
  • She doesn’t care about his job or his education level.
  • She doesn’t have a husband.
  • She lets him play with her granddaughters.

Guess older is better. Got to step up my game, because her milkshake brings all the cocks to the block. Wonder if she eats pussy?

Bang Me like a drum….

I have a weakness for musicians.. I just can’t help myself..
I went to a bar with my girlfriend last night and they had this awesome band..
I couldn’t keep my eyes of the drummer.. He was going so hard and just watching him made my pussy dripping wett.. I threw my pretty pink panties on stage and they landed on his drum!! He picked them up and put them on his lap and smiled at me.. My heart was pounding!
Maybe he liked what he saw.. I hope so.. I want him to bang me like his fucking drums..
After the show I was standing at the bar waiting for him to walk around.. After 20 minutes he never came out of the back.. I turned around to get another shot when someone wrapped their arms around me and in his hands he was holding my lucky pink panties..
he started sweet talking and buying me shot after shot.. He took me to the stage where they put down a curtin.. He was showing me his drums when he sat down on his little stool and sat me down on the snare drum where he pushed up my skirt and stuck his fingers inside.. oh god he played my pussy like no one else has ever done! Give me call to find out what how he came.. I’m dying to tell you!!

Your Voice

Hot phonesexNothing makes this Goddesses pussy twitch more than hearing a sexy male voice on the phone.  My mind starts to form an image of you as soon as that first word is spoken.  I can feel my body heat up in anticipation for what you have in store for us.  Every single time, it is something erotic and intoxicating.  I have the perfect body, and perfect mannerisms about me to make the experience just as wonderful for you as you make it for me.  It is incredible the amount of sexual creativity that all my callers have.  Some are shy, some are more out going, some love to guide the call, others want me to take control.  The scenarios go on and on, there is no limit to what we do and can do with each other.  There are times when the call is so detailed and intense that I lose myself in the words, your voice, the soft sounds of moans of pleasure we both make.  It is true that there is a Heaven on Earth and it is on the phone with you.

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Fun Ride

 I love to take little day trips out to the lake. I drive one of my sports cars and lay out on the lake. Just enjoying the fun in the sun. Its a very private area. On private property. So I don’t have to worry about prying eyes. So I don’t mind going topless and sunning away my tan lines. Today was so very beautiful I just had to take a trip to the lake! I stripped down to my bikini bottom and left my clothes on a big rock close to my sunning area. I heard one of the gardeners come by and trim up some of the hedges. I didn’t mind. I have had my way with him before and was looking forward to some more fun when I heard him drive away. I guess he was to busy to play, or didn’t notice me. After about an hour I was getting a little hungry so I decided it was time to head to the house. When I went to retrieve my clothes I was shocked to see them GONE. The gardener must not have seen me. He cleaned up my clothes! I was going to have to drive home in bikini panties! I thought nothing else could go wrong. BUT I was mistaken. I got in the car, BUT the car wouldn’t start. Not at all. So I am sitting here in my panties needing a tow. I tried every number I could think of. Every friend and Fuck I knew, but no one was answering the phone! It was starting to get late, and I was very hungry. So I broke down and called AAA. I requested a tow, and waited. I was standing by my car waiting when the driver pulled up. He sat in his truck for a few minutes before he got out. He was a younger man. Early 20’s and I could see the outline of his VERY hard cock! He never once asked why I was half naked. Like he didn’t notice. He just kept saying how beautiful my car was. How sexy its lines where. He has always wanted to have a car like this one. He was stroking my car like most men stroke their DICKS, and I was in my panties! Well I couldn’t take it. I started flirting with him HARD CORE. Rubbing my tits against his arm. I even asked if he saw anything he liked. But he just ignored me! He popped my hood and did something. THEN asked me to try to crank the car and it STARTED right up! OMG I was so relieved. I signed his invoice and before he could leave, I asked if there was ANY WAY I could talk him out of his shirt. He gave me the biggest smile and said only one way. I thought he was going to say he wanted to drive my car. But he leaned forward and whispered in my ear what kind of nasty things he wanted to do to me! How he wanted to fuck me right over my car. So I reached down and grabbed his hard cock and pulled it right out of his pants. He was already dripping wet. He turned me around and I could feel his wet thick mushroom head pushing tight against my hot wet pussy. Then he plunged deep inside me. His cock was so thick and hard. He started fucking me and pulling on my nipples. Grabbing my tits as he rammed in deeper! I knew he was going to push me over the edge. And I tried to wait but I couldn’t. I started cumming all over him. Squeezing and milking his cock. And he threw his head back and shoot his load deep inside me! I don’t know what turned him on more me or the car. And really I don’t care! It was one hell of a good day!

Hot Phonesex with Monika in the Locker Room

 

letting in two goals in the first period, and two goals in the second, after the visiting team had a four goal lead, I knew the visiting teams all star goaltender was starting on a down slide, and their young back up goalie was gonna play soon. I knew I had to do something, So I saw the back up goalie was near the locker room door and I flashed my huge D cup rack real quick at him. He pointed at himself and I nodded my head at him and snuck my up the visiting locker room ramp pulling off my top and yanking off my tight blue jeans until I was naked in the locker room. Within seconds the young goalie entered and he took his gear off rather quickly, and grabbed me and we began kissing. I stroked his cock with even strokes, and he grabbed my ass and we ended up in his locker. I opened my pussy lips and he slid his hard cock into me and began to push. I heard the goal horn go off and our goal song play as I wrapped my legs around him and started grinding him. He moaned and squeezed my ass as we worked together on our own little game. We found a good sex pace and I kept kissing him deep as I came all over his rod. Just when he was starting to say he had to get out there, I then asked him if he wanted to fuck my ass, and turned around to bend over. Uh! All right he said and I felt some lotion land on my rosebud. He slid his cock into my ass and began to move with long strokes as I grabbed a t-shirt and gripped it as hard as I could and let out some tantalizing moans. His pace was steady and good as I felt all of him in my ass. His moans got loud and I knew he was going to cum, and soon I felt his man cream inside my buns. The game ended, and I grabbed my clothes and ducked out of the locker room before anyone else walked in. I could see my team high-fiving each other as they won the game by scoring five unanswered goals. They won 7-4 and the backup goalie was traded to another team that was playing my team this weekend. I guess I’ll take another one for the team.

What a Good Secretary Does!

 

I was asked to come in to work today. It seems our brand-new manager was having a surprise inspection from corporate. Poor guy’s first day at a brand-new job and he has a surprise inspection. When I showed up he was hyperventilating in the conference room. My goodness he was just a young boy. I mean he couldn’t have been more than 23 and a manager already. While I just knew I had to help him. So I locked the conference room door I walked over to him and told him that I would help calm them down. I dropped to my knees unzipped his pants pulled that throbbing hard Dick out. He stopped hyperventilating and was just staring at me in ahhhh. When I ran that big bubble headed Dick over my lips. I licked him like a lollipop. And then slid that cock all the way down my throat. I started bobbing my head been down. Feeling him getting harder and thicker. I raised my hand up and started playing with his thick heavy balls. Then he finally relaxed and started to moan. Oh I sucked his cock good. I pulled my mouth off of his big fat Dick. I looked him right in the eyes. And I asked him “Are you can be the man and take what you want?” He shook his head yes. And then bent me over the conference table, slid my skirt ride up, And fucked me just like a man should. He slammed his cock into me over and over. That big thick shaft stretched me open. He pounded me for a good 15 minutes before he shot his load deep inside me. I cleaned his cock up. Got him looking perfect. And then I told him “Now go be the man and pass your Inspection.” And damned if he did walk out there like he own this place. Sometimes a man just needs the right motivation. And that’s exactly what a good secretary does. Gives the right motivation.

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That’s right Gentlemen we phone fucked his brains out!  Now he just drools in the corner screaming JELLY, but oh what an orgasm it was!  A tsunami of cum washed over the room like a….well….tsunami!

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Birthday Suprise

I got a call from Peggy last week. She had to work late tonight on her sons birthday. She asked if I could invite him over for a little cake so he wasn’t alone until she got home. I was happy to do it! I love to bake. And It has been a few years since I have seen David. And boy was I surprised! He has grown a foot since I saw him! I baked him a chocolate surprise cake. I sat him at the table and put the cake down. I reached over to get his plate and DAMN IT. I pushed my big tits in his cake! I cant believe I did it. I was so upset! David was laughing so hard. And then he asked if he could still have the cake. And I told him of course you can sweetie! I was surprised when he stood up and walked over to me. THEN BENT DOWN and LICKED my shirt. Right over my breasts! My nipples got so hard. He got this cute little smile on his face and said I should take that dirty shirt off. Of course I did. Followed by my bra and skirt. Then I took his clothes off. I gave him the best birthday ever! I got down on my knees and sucked his young cock till it was throbbing hard. Then I let him bend me back over that cake and fuck me like the man he was becoming! Ooh his young dick pounded me for almost an hours before he came deep inside me. I think I enjoyed his birthday as much as he did!