Category: Cheap Phone Sex

Mutual Masturbation Phone Sex with Vinny: Granny’s Vintage Vibrators

My granny passed away last year, and the estate finally settled so I can now prepare her house to sell. I have been going over there a little every week and sorting through things to keep in the family and things to put up for auction. Last night, I was in attic and found a box labeled “private.” Granny was a pretty conservative woman, very religious, so I figured this might be a collection of Bibles or religious figurines. Quite the contrary. It was a box of vibrators.  At least 30 vibrators still in their original boxes as Granny was meticulous.  These were old school vibrators by the boxes, many from the 1920s. Certainly these were of value. I have quite the collection of masturbation toys myself, so I was pretty impressed that my 90 year old devout Catholic grandma diddled herself regularly. She was widowed all my life and I never even knew her to have a gentleman friend. Well this explained why she still seemed happy! She knew about the art of self pleasure.

I took the box home with me and did some research. I consider myself a sex toy connoisseur; maybe it is genetic? I called up the Vintage Vibrator Museum and described all my wonderful discoveries. The lady I spoke to said I had a goldmine of vibrators worth quite a lot of money seeing how they were are still in the original packaging.  There was a vibrator called the “Arnold Massager” from 1915 that the vibe expert I spoke to says was rumored to have been a favorite of Mark Twain and his wife. But the one that caught my eye was the 1952 Niagara Hand Unit, which offered the possibility of  both “internal and external stimulation.” The Niagara Hand Unit was even endorsed by Good Housekeeping and a guarantee stamp appears on the bottom of the controller. As I was picturing all these horny repressed housewives of the 50s exploring their bodies with The Niagara Hand Unit, I got horny and decided to try it. Bulkier and not as phallic as today’s sex toys, but gave me a nice hard cum. Smooth metal on my clit and in my cunt, combined with thoughts of my granny treating herself to the art of self love, gave me an intense cum. An orgasm is the best gift we can give ourselves.

Granny even had one of the first traditional vibrators marketed as a sex toy called the “Personal Vibrator.” It requires batteries, has a sleek, streamlined style designed for internal use and has the iconic, bullet shape which is what I  think of first when I hear the word “vibrator”. I tried that one out in Granny’s attic before I came home as I was so turned on. Put Granny’s vibe on my clit and exploded in seconds. I have spent the entire morning trying out my granny’s vibrators and peppering in a few of my own for comparison. These vintage vibes hold up well and are still in mint working condition. I have cum so much today, but I am not done yet. My Granny’s private collection of vibrators may be of quite some monetary value, despite their recent use on my pussy, but I don’t think I can part with them. I somehow feel closer to her now knowing she did not deny her womanly needs. I have been masturbating since I could walk. And I hope like my Granny, will be loving on myself until I am 90!

I can’t wait to see what other goodies may be lurking in Granny’s house. But, her vibrator collection will not be sold for money. I’m keeping it in the family. It belongs with me and my horny clan. In fact, I can’t wait to share her collection with others in my family. Some items are just too valuable to leave the family. Perhaps you would like to join me in some mutual masturbation phone sex? I have 22 vintage vibes, plus my own extensive sex toy collection to choose from for our call. I love getting my callers off, but I also love getting off with them too. I know you wanna hear me cum.

Exhibitionist Phone Sex with Cassandra: Naughty Slave

One of my Masters likes my body in perfect shape so he insists I work out regularly. He hired me a private tennis instructor. I have always liked the idea of tennis: nice rackets and hard balls and all. Now, I know I am not suppose to fuck without permission, but have you seen my instructor? Holy crap that guy is not only buff, but hung well too. It was really hard to concentrate on my swing when I could feel his hard cock pressed up against my back. Finally, I turned around and lied. I informed him my husband arranged this lesson because he wants me to fuck other guys since he knows he can’t satisfy me sexually. I took a big risk saying that because if my Master and him are pals, he will tell on me. Tell my Master what a lying disloyal little whore I was being today.

He didn’t seem pissed at me or upset at all. Actually the opposite. He said I was the finest piece of ass he had seen on his court in a long time. Then he forcefully turned me around, lifted up my skirt and ripped my panties off. Right there on the court, in front of other instructors and students.  I leaned over the net and tried to spread my legs far so he could see my pretty shaved cunt. He buried his face between my ass cheeks and drilled my ass with his tongue and my pussy with three fingers. I didn’t care that people were staring. I didn’t care that if my Master finds out I will endure an awful beating. This sweet, hot worshipping of my cunt and ass was long overdue.

My pussy has not had a loving tongue in a while so it took no time to cum on his face and fingers. I then turned around and suck his long thick shaft so good you would have thought my name was Hoover. People were still watching and a few were masturbating which made it all the more hot for me.  Once his cock was nice and swollen he bent me over the bleachers and pounded my pussy. He held on to my big tittes as he rammed my pussy full of his big thick sausage. I had multiple orgasms. I let him cum in me too like a naughty whore. If Master inspects my pussy when I come home and can see or smell any trace of cum in me, I will be flogged and severely beaten. But I don’t care. It felt so good to get fucked like that, especially knowing people were watching and enjoying themselves.

It’s a private club anyway, so doubt the word will get back to Master that his slave was a dirty cheating cum dump whore today. I sure hope not because I want more of my instructor’s cock. I need to cum like that more often. Until our next session though, at least I have a pic of him I can secretly rub one out too. You won’t tell Master I was a no good cheating whore will you?

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: Adventures in Housesitting

This week I have been house sitting in what is a mansion to me. Huge place. Has like 22 bedrooms, a game room, an indoor and outdoor pool, a big screen private theater. I feel like a celebrity in this place. My girlfriend hooked me up with this wealthy plastic surgeon who wanted someone to stay in the house and take care of the fur babies. Well, he came home a day early unannounced with his hot young girlfriend. They insisted I stay the night and enjoy dinner, drinks and the pool with them. I would have given up my big titties to stay another night in luxury.

At dinner, they were telling me about their trip to Europe and how my rubenesque figure is coveted over there. I wasn’t quite sure what they meant. Then they explained that in the US the focus is on unhealthy body types, like a size 8 is considered fat. But in Europe a size 12 is normal and curvy women are worshiped as goddesses. I was liking the sound of that. Well the drinks kept coming and the next thing I know we are all in the hot tub together naked.  At first its tame, just talking naked. Then I felt  her fingers  working their way into my cunt from underneath the bubbles. As my head tilted back in ecstasy, he kissed me, grabbing my boobs and massaging them. I felt like a goddess being worshiped. She kept finger fucking me as he lifted a tit up to his mouth and began sucking on it. I wasn’t sure if it was the hot tub or my arousal but I was about to overheat.

They suggested we move this to one of the bedrooms. When we got there, they laid me down on this big sectional bed and began massaging every inch of me. She went down to eat my pussy while he continued to worship by breasts. They both just kept telling me how gorgeous I was. I was not accustomed to not doing any of the work. I like to give as much as I like to receive pleasure. I let them bring me to a few orgasms before I insisted that I return the favor! I started by eating her out. I have not eaten a ton of pussy in my life, but when I have, I have loved it. This was no different. She tasted sweet like honeydew melon. As I was licking her swollen pulsating clit, he pushed his cock in my pussy fro behind. I felt it sink in to my thick wet snatch and I let out a long loud moan. He had a nice size cock and it felt awesome going in my cunt.

He fucked me for about 15 minutes before shooting his load deep in my pussy and she came all over my face. As he kissed me to taste her nectar on my face, she went behind me and licked her boyfriend’s cum out of my hot cunt. She ate my creampie. It was so amazingly hot. We spent the entire night fucking. I even watched them fuck. Among the hottest sexual encounters I have ever had.  They blew my mind. It felt good to have my thick curvy body worshiped.  Sadly the morning came, and it was time to head back to reality. But they did say they would have me over again soon. I can’t wait. Threesomes are my new thing! Maybe I can play with you and your partner?

Shemale Phone Sex with Carla: Shanghai Surprise

A few months ago I traveled to China for the first time. Actually it was my first time in any Asian country.  A friend of mine was getting married in Shanghai, which is the largest city in China. I did not know what to expect being a special girl over in a foreign country not known for its respect of women. Honestly, I don’t think anyone had a clue, that is until I was in the hotel elevator and it stopped working. I was trapped with about 15 Asian guys. I tried not to panic as I hate small spaces, especially when crammed in like sardines with a bunch of strangers whom I hear all have small pricks. I did not speak any Chinese and of course they spoke no English.

After about 10 minutes of non movement, I got panicky. One guy, whom I towered over, motioned me to the front where the circulation was better. Pretty thoughtful I thought. They were all talking and of course I felt left out not knowing the language. Plus they seemed to be getting agitated. I thought love is the universal language, so I undid my blouse and showed my tits to distract them.  That seemed to calm them down. Suddenly all eyes were on me, and no one seemed to be panicked. I imagine my tits are bigger than the average Asian girl. Anyway, they started groping my tits; a few even pulled out their cocks and started stroking. I was a little shocked too because the few I saw looked pretty big. Not at all like the stereotype. I could feel my own wiener stirring but was a bit hesitant to pull it out for fear of how they would react. I was trapped after all.

It was getting hot in there and I had no clue when we would be rescued so I took a chance and just started sucking cocks. I mean who is angry and panicky when having their knob polished, right? Well it quickly turned into an orgy. I mean I was sucking dicks galore and none were small. I was getting fondled and my bulge could no longer be hidden as I was really turned on by these surprisingly big dicks.  I unleashed my monster and although there was some initial shock, they all got over it pretty quick. You got a hard cock and a hot chick sucking on it, you aren’t gonna let the fact that she has a Shanghai surprise stop you. One guy pushed me up against the back of the elevator wall and started fucking my ass while I jacked two cocks with my hands. It was hot to look up at the ceiling and see  his dick pounding my ass. After he came in me, the rest got in line to fuck me. I was gang banged in the ass by a bunch of China businessmen. And it was heaven. A few even let me fuck their assess.

I was ass deep in cock with a cock deep in my ass and oblivious to the fact that the elevator was moving again. Before I even realized, the door was being pulled open and a group of onlookers had gathered. Now that had to be a real sight to see. A sexy shemale fucking a dude in the ass while getting fucked after being  trapped in the elevator for 2 hrs is likely not what they thought they’d find. Well it certainly wasn’t what I thought I’d find. But, if you are gonna be trapped in an elevator with a bunch of strangers, I have to admit, those Chinamen can surprise you! It’s a great cure for claustrophobia. Just wouldn’t wanted to be the dude who had to clean that elevator.

Smoking Fetish Phone Sex with Cassandra: Human Ashtray

I walked into his bar; not sure what to expect as I’m never allowed in Master’s place of business. I thought I was waiting in the car like a good girl, so sneaked a smoke break. He must have known I would be naughty without his watchful eye. Master could smell the smoke on me when I entered the bar and he was not pleased. Only he is allowed to smoke, but never me. A good slave should be seen, never heard and certainly never smelled. I saw Master from behind the bar and I knew what his hand signal meant. I got down on my knees and crawled to him with my lit cigarette in my mouth. When I reached his feet, he removed the cigarette from my mouth and I opened my mouth wide. First, I got a hard slap across the face; then he put the lit cigarette out on my tongue.

Master reached in his pocket for a lighter and pulled it out to light another cigarette. When it was lit, he drew in a long drag and blew the smoke in my face, which was followed by a hard slap. I inhaled deeply his smoke with every drag he took, and said “I’m sorry Sir, with every smack I received. Every time he smacked my face, he called me his “Pretty Ashtray.” I am happy to be his pretty human ashtray. After all, I was born to belong to men, to be used by men, to serve men. How would you like to use me Master?

Roleplay Phone Sex with Brooklyn

If you have a nice cock, I’m pretty much game for anything. One of the bulls in my pen loves role plays. I have been a naughty school girl; a nasty nurse;  a biker babe;  a nympho secretary; an inspiring starlet….. You name it; I have played it for his 11 inch cock. Today’s request was more simple, and I thought sort of boring. He just wanted me to wear glasses. He insisted glasses were hot and would make me look smart. I was insulted at first because he was implying I was dumb. I am certainly not dumb; I know big cock is better and there are all kinds of stupid bitches out there who think size doesn’t matter. But, I am weak for the big cocks so I went to the drug store and bought a pair of cheaters.

I went home and even dressed put on a sexy little business suit to fit the “smart look.” I waited for him to come over.  Like clockwork, he showed up at 11:00 AM. When I answered the door, he was in nerdy glasses, khaki pants, a polo and carrying some big case. Apparently, my computer caught a nasty virus and needed a good scrubbing. I explained that I am a college professor and I need my computer clean and running efficiently. He asked me if I ever looked at pornography and I assured him an educated woman like me would never look at such filth. He informs me that most computer viruses come from pornography viewing.

He opens my computer and begins to look around, and imagine my embarrassment when  he not only finds the naked pictures of me, but a history of all the naughty sites I have visited.  I act embarrassed that I have been caught, but then see the bulge in his pants. “I guess you like my naked pics?” I say. He replies, why yes ma’am, you are not only gorgeous but smart.” I then unzipped his pants and out pops a monster cock that rivals any porn star cock I’ve seen.  I tell him he missed his calling; instead of making sure computers run smoothly he should be making sure pussies run smoothly. I then become a goddess on my knees, and work his huge shaft in my mouth; my eyes bulging and watering from the girth of that thing! After 20 minutes of polishing that knob and nearly gagging, he pushes my legs apart, pulls back my panties and sticks his tongue in my cunt. My juices are drowning him I am so wet. Then he kisses me, and I can taste my own yummy nectar on his lips. Before long, I am riding up and down that shaft; huge balls bruising my ass. Right there on the couch, we fucked for hours, both cumming multiple times.

I do love role play sex and even roleplay phone sex. Who says guys don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses!  Who can I be for you?

 

Incest Phone Sex with Blair: Incest is Best

Tonight I was feeling jealous because my son is away on vacation with a girl he is dating. I try not to let the green-eyed monster get me, but I love and need him so much. I’ve belonged to him for as long as he has been breathing. I know he has to see over people. And, I know I am his most special girl, but that doesn’t make me miss him any less. Feeling nostalgic, I opened this big keepsake box I have of our special mementos. It’s filled with photos, and cards, and tickets from movies to concerts we saw together and a slew of poetry and little ditties he wrote for me when he was younger. This one in particular was always my favorite. So cute and playful. As I read it out loud in that same rocking chair, I began to rub my cunt, thinking of him. Of course, I squirted my nectar all over the coffee table. I have had thousands of lovers over the decades, but to this day, no one has ever made me as wet as my son.

Mommy sits in her rocking chair,
Sees her son starting to stare,
As he whips out his cock and starts to stroke,
He knows it’s his mommy he wants to poke,
She beckons him over and begs, “Pretty please.”
And he replies, get on your knees,
She does as she’s told and sucks him with zest,
Because she knows incest is best.

Now that she knows incest is where it’s at,
Her and her son make a special pact,
While daddy’s at work she crawls in his bed,
Pulls down his pants and gives him great head,
Son loves his mommy all pretty in lace,
Since it makes him shoot a load on her face,
He will love his mommy more than the rest,
Because he knows incest is best.

What’s your relationship with your mommy? Does she know incest is best. Bet I could help her understand.

Sex Toy Phone Sex with Vinny: Garden Gnome Gangbang

I’m at the beach all week, which I love because I can show off my hot body. Most coeds don’t even have a rock hard body like mine. Getting cock with tits and a body like mine is not hard. Well, so I thought. Today has not been my day to score dick. I don’t handle rejection well so I decided it would be a day about  me. Sunning my hot body and reading.  I had my Kindle with me so I searched for books under the erotica section. If I couldn’t get laid, well, I could read about it. In the suggested reading list, something caught my eye, “Garden Gnome Gang Bang.”  The tagline read:  “When Vinny decides to add a little whimsical flavor to her backyard with a trio of garden gnomes, she never suspects what’s in store. When the sun goes down, Vinny discovers her new lawn ornaments are ready to get busy, and they know how to use those pointy red hats to please a woman!” Well, that literally screamed my name. Now, mind you, I suffer from a rare disorder called gnomaphobia. Yes, you guessed correctly, it is the irrational fear of garden gnomes. I think they are creepy little soul stealing mother fuckers. But this book being suggested, sounded like a sign that I needed to put on my big girl panties and get over this silly fear. So I downloaded the book.

I’m there on the beach, reading garden gnome porn, thinking to myself, perhaps I have been looking at them all wrong. Perhaps they are not instruments of evil, but instruments of pleasure. I sat there and read the entire book in a couple hours. I was actually horny as fuck afterwards too. My pussy was dripping wet from gnome erotica. Sooo embarrassing to admit. I went back to my motel room and masturbated; but I could not get the image of fucking those gnomes with those pointy hats outta my head. So, I put a cover up on, marched down to Walgreens, and bought a trio of garden gnomes and a box of condoms. The lady behind the counter gave me a weird look. Like what the hell is a middle aged woman in beach wear doing buying 3 gnomes and condoms. I felt like a pervert, but I wanted to try this out, but thought somehow condoms over those pointy  hats might be more sanitary? Not sure what I was worried about, when I was younger, I crammed all sorts of things in my cunt. I’d fuck anything I was so horny. Guess nothing has changed as I was about to turn a garden gnome into a sex toy.

I’m back in my motel bed, naked on the bed. Decide to ease myself into this. I start to rub my clit while they watch. I get lost for a moment, start cumming hard, then I just grab one of them and start slowly working that pointy hat into my pussy. I have had many massive black cocks, certainly I could take a garden gnome. I had it inserted pretty good and was sliding up and down it and it felt good.  I guess I got so lost in my head fucking that garden gnome I failed to hear housekeeping come in. I look up an a maid is looking at me in horror. Shear horror. Like I was some circus freak or something. I tried to get up real fast, fell off the bed, landed in the crotch of another gnome. She ran out and I chased her, naked, down the long stretch of the motel yelling “I’m not a freak, I’m just horny.”  Well, I guess some folks heard me, came out to see what was going on. Decided to slink back to my room in shame.

Just a few minutes later, there was a knock on my door, there was a black god in his swim trunks. He looked at me and said I hear you are horny. He asked if big black cock did it for me and said he could  wear a red pointy hat if it helped? I guess the maid shared my secret. We had a good laugh and of course I invited him to fuck me. That gnome wasn’t bad, but a red pointy hat ain’t got nothing on a huge black cock. Finally, I got my cock. Sometimes you just have to fuck a few gnomes along the way first.

Dance the night away

 

Tonight is the night that I let my alter ego out.
She likes to dress slutty, wear a shit ton of make up, no panties and loves her heels!
Tonight she is just as sexy as ever!
Her goal is to get into the the red room where all the VIPs go. 
She is ready, once last glance in the rear view mirror to check her lip stick and she is out of the taxi. 
 
She walks up to the door, past the long line of waiting people up to the bouncer. She is confident and blows him a kiss as he lets her walk right in. 
She goes strait to the bar and orders her favorite drink. As she parts her red lips and lets the Cristal run down her throat she notices a man watching her from the other side of the room. 
That is her victim tonight. 
He is her ticket up to that red room where is willing to do anything. 
She starts to eye fuck him while sitting on the bar stool, she crosses and uncrosses her legs so he can see that she has no panties on. 
As she is fucking him with her eyes this slob of a little man walks up to her and starts hitting on her. 
 
He grabbed her thigh and said “Baby my dick may be small but I will lick you clean.”
She giggles as she takes another long drink from her Cristal then replies. ” Some days you just want some dick and today is one of those days that I’d rather have all dick than a tongue.”
As she was insulting him she never took her eyes off that man across the room. She watched him walk slowly over to her. He leaned in and kissed her with a kiss that made her pussy dripping wet. “Hey baby, Sorry it took me so long to find you.. You ready to go upstairs?”
With that she smiled, finished her drink and left the slob standing there dick in hand. 
 
As they walked up the stairs the man was grabbing and rubbing her ass. They made it to the door of the red room, where he stopped. 
“You know what goes on in here?”
She smiled for a reply
“Ok baby, lets see if you can handle this room..
 
Once inside she was pushed against the wall as the man started rubbing his hands up and down the inside of her thighs.. 
She smiled her wicked smile and asked him “Do you think you can keep up?”
 
 
Find out more next time.. 
xoxo 
Cody 

BBW Phone Sex: A Sexy Encounter with an Ex

I had a job interview today for The Tilted Kilt, a chain bar like Hooters; they are looking for hostesses. I figured this would be some nice extra cash and another way to meet hot eligible bachelors. I put on a cute but upscale slutty outfit and head downtown. When I got there, I was greeted by a girl I went to college with. It is such a small world. Her husband is the manager of the local Tilted Kilt. She said he does all the hiring but she  helps with the application process. She is a buxom, curvy gal like myself. I always thought she was hot. In fact I had a girl crush on her in college.

After we caught up a bit and I filled out the application and answered a few questions, she signaled her husband to come out to finish the interview process. My jaw just about fell open when I realized she was married to one of my ex boyfriends. Big Jim I called him. Not the brightest bulb around, but one of the biggest. It was hard to imagine him settling down; monogamy was never his strong suit. He was a player. I guess Rebecca was able to tame that beast. I did worry, however, that my application would not be considered now. Big Jim and I did not part on good terms. When I caught him cheating with my then BFF, I sorta pulled a Carrie Underwood on him and took a Louisville slugger to both headlights. In fact I think there is a warrant out for my arrest still for destroying his new BMW.

When he came out, I thought it would be awkward, horrible, maybe even violent. But it wasn’t. Big Jim recognized me of course. We had dated for almost a year. But, he apologized. Said he was a changed man. Rebecca had tamed him. I looked at her and said “impressive, he is a hard beast to tame.” I asked her secret. She undid her blouse and revealed even bigger titties than mine! Then she grabbed me and kissed me long and hard. I was a bit shocked. I mean I had a crush on her in college, but here she was married to my ex boyfriend who potentially could be my new boss. But my pussy was dripping. I looked at Big Jim and he had his cock out and was stroking it.

Rebecca went over and locked the door, came back and said” I keep him faithful by letting him watch me with the beautiful girls he can’t have.”  I was in shock. I mean technically he had me, but didn’t want to keep me, and now he had my girl crush and what she was suggesting was so hot to me. She started undressing me. She had me sit on the pool table naked. She then took the pool stick and teased my whole body; she used it under my boobs, to caress my body , then she fucked my pussy with the first 10 or so inches of that pool stick while her hubby, my ex jacked his huge cock. I came so hard too that I squirted on the pool table.

I had to return the favor. I undressed her. I laid her down on the table and  licked every inch of her. She has a plump juicy cunt. Smooth, tasty and very wet. I made her cum on my face, but I was not satisfied with just making cum once. I grabbed a pool ball and pressed it on her clit and rubbed it around while I sucked on her tit until she cam hard again. I did that with all the pool balls. That’s 12 orgasms, well 13 if you count the cue ball. I looked at Big Jim with every cum I gave his hot horny wife.  He shot like 4 loads. We all came a lot.

I am not sure if I got the job or not, but I did get to satisfy an old crush, make up of sorts with an ex I was wasting energy on loathing still, find out I am not gonna ever be arrested for destroying a car and cum several times. Sometimes running in to an ex can be a pleasant surprise.