Category: Bisexual Phone Sex

Let Me Be Your First Cock

I consider myself a woman, but I still have some male instincts I guess. I love the outdoors. Hiking, white river rafting, camping, cross country skiing… And the Fall is the best season to enjoy the outdoors. Last weekend, I decided to go camping. The intent was to go solo, do some hiking in the day time and at night, in my tent, listen to nature, relax and maybe even read a book or two. Masturbate under the stars.

My alone time changed when I caught the fancy of a rugged park ranger.  He wore one of those sexy Smokey the Bear hats like Pharrell does in that cute Happy video. He was worried about a pretty girl camping in the woods all by herself. So sweet and old fashioned. He came by my tent the first night to check on me. Of course I invited him in for drinks. I had a couple bottles of wine with me.

I am a sucker for a gentleman, and he was a sucker for a pretty face. As soon as he kissed me, he pitched his own tent in his pants. I love getting guys hard. Especially unsuspecting ones. Very rarely do any leave once they discover my pleasant present. My sexy ranger was no different. After I sucked his hard cock, he went down to eat my pussy, saw my throbbing cock instead, and said, “Well, how do I know unless I try.” He went right down on my cock and as a newbie, swallowed all ten inches until my balls were against his chin.

I let him fuck my ass. It was his first time with a cock. He fucked me good too. Shot a big load of jizz in my ass. Better than starting a fire to stay warm. I’ll take hot cum up my ass any day over a fire. He came back every night I was in that tent too. The last night he let me take his ass for the first time.  It was tight. I love a tight ass. A virgin ass is even better. Once a straight man has my cock in his ass, he doesn’t look at pussy the same way again.

Let me be your first cock!

Fall Is Time For Hunting

The leaves are changing colors and dropping from the trees. Animals are foraging for food and preparing to hunker down for the winter. Hunters are dressed in camouflage with their manly guns, hunting for meat like cave men.
It is a very primitive time of year. And very erotic in a way.
Some friends of mine that enjoy the sport of hunting invited me on a hunting trip last week. Laughing hysterically I told them I don’t know how to shoot a gun nor could I ever kill a living creature.
They told me not to worry I could sit at the hunting cabin, enjoy the peace and quiet of the woods, as long as I made sure they had dinner when they got home from the hunt.
After thinking about it I agreed, and I am glad I did!
I spent my days reading, listening to the radio and sitting out side in the open jerking my cock that seemed to stay hard more then normal out there in nature.
It was fun making sure the manly men were fed and taken care of in the evenings. And I liked sitting around the fire with them listening to the stories of the day and drinking beer.
On the very last day of our trip, one of them came in early and there I was, eyes closed sitting outside, cock in hand beating my meat hard and fast.
I felt someone looking at me but I was to far gone to stop, look or care.
When I finally blew my load and opened my eyes there he was with his dick in his hand.
He came to me and told me that he had never had the guts to approach me and that inviting me was his idea. He knew this was his last chance to come to me and tell me what he had always wanted.
I took him by the hand and led him inside. By the cabin fire I kissed him gently working my way down to his throbbing cock. Taking it into my mouth and working my magic, my dick got hard again as his body responded.
I sat back and asked him what he wanted to experience. I told him not to speak it to just lead me and I would follow.
Tentatively he put his mouth on my dick. I knew he had never sucked a dick before. But he mimicked what I did to him and he was fabulous.
He looked at me and asked if it would be OK if he stopped before I came. He wanted to feel me inside him and he wanted to be inside me.
I was delighted and took him gently, licking his tight virgin ass before stroking him as I eased in. He responded by rocking back against me and moaning. His desire brought me to orgasm quickly and before I knew it he was inside me fucking me with all the passion he had pent up.
He came deep inside me and kissed me hard, thanking me.
We laid on the blanket in each others arms for a while before cleaning each other up and cooking dinner together.
I guess my hunter bagged a deer on this trip. Just not a four legged one, a three legged one.

The Scent of a Woman

Normally my preferred choice for a bedroom companion is tall, dark and hung like a horse. But every now and then I enjoy some Sapphic love. There is something so sensual and sexy about fucking another woman, especially if that woman is a mature beauty like Rose. When I saw her at my spa last week, I got weak in the legs and moist between them. Rose is a far cry from a well hung black stud, but I wanted her nonetheless. I struck up a conversation with her, friended her on Facebook and worked up the courage to admit my girl crush.

Turns out Rose found me equally as lovely. She prefers young cock of the family kind if you know what I mean; but she was drawn to my body as I was hers. Two women in their sexual prime with rock hard bodies, what is not to love, right? I invited her over for brunch. I really did have intentions of feeding her more than my pussy, but from the moment she walked in I could think of nothing else but her body and how good it would feel to touch and taste.

Rose has a body better than any 20 year old. I kissed her as soon as she took off her coat. She was at my place for only one reason. The only thing she had on under her coat was a pretty pink corset, black thigh highs and black pumps. I couldn’t help but draw her in for a long, deep passionate kiss. My cunt was so wet just from feeling her tongue in my mouth. I slipped a finger into her pussy and she did the same to me. Finger fucking is a lost art form, but not for Rose. She finger banged me until I creamed all over her fingers. I hated to feel her fingers slide out of my cunt, but when she put one finger in her mouth to taste and the other in my mouth, I fell to my knees to worship her perfect pussy.

She came hard on my face. Her scent and taste were better than a 50 year old bottle of wine. I got on all fours for Rose. I felt her hands caressing my ass, her tongue rimming my asshole, her finger rubbing my clit. Didn’t take long to cum again all over her face. I returned the favor again by laying her down on my bed and licking her from head to toe. I used my favorite dildo on her tight snatch. I devoured every inch of her delectable flesh. The scent of a woman, the scent of Rose made me consider full on lesbianism. But, as good as she made me feel, as hot as her body was, I cannot give up big black dick; just like she can’t give up those young cocks.

Rose and I spent the entire day in bed. Worked up a great appetite for more than just each other. I love the way a black man owns me and fucks me so savagely, but not going to lie, the sensuality and softness of a woman, especially a mature beauty like Rose, is a welcum treat every now and again. Perhaps you would like to watch us, maybe even join us? Two mature gorgeous sluts could teach you a few things and drain your cock better than a bevy of coeds.

Forced Bisexuality Phone Sex With Monika

My best friend is getting married!! I still can’t believe she said yes to the prick.

Any way while we were getting ready for the big moment, another bridesmaid and I thought why not help Sarah relax.

I told Sarah that my panties weren’t fitting right and I got her to rub them and straighten them out.

I pushed her back onto the vanity and I started kissing her. Our other friend Tina helped open her legs and started kissing her thighs. We could tell Sarah hadn’t been touched and fucked in a very long time. We wanted her relaxed and ready for her new vows, or maybe just to fuck her so good that she realizes she doesn’t need a man.

We finger her ass and her pussy, sucked her clit till she screamed. She squirted so much all over me, that I had to get into the shower where they both fallowed me. We spent all morning fucking each other, taking a break to get ready, then go back to fucking. Finally it was time. No body knew what the 3 of were doing, or had done all day. We each took our turns with long kisses, caress and fucking each other silly. It wasn’t a surprise when Sarah got half way down the isle stopped, laughed, and threw her flowers at that worthless prick. We went with her back to the dressing room where we fucked hard for what felt like days! 

Come party with a wild bitch!

I am all about the money, drugs, parties, but most of all I’m all about the fuck. I love to fuck, you, your friend, even your girlfriends. It makes me no mater, As long as I can cum, I don’t give a shit. I don’t care how I cum, as long as I cum, and as long as you cum, that’s all that maters to me.

I can cum on your face, hands, dick whatever. I am a drug cum slut who loves to have every fuck hole in my body filled with cum, over and over. No just men’s cum, but I also love pussy juices, and not mine.

I want your girlfriends, wife’s, I want it all. I love to have all together fun, with everyone. I like cum all together. You can play with me for a good price. I’m a HUGE party whore. If you want to pay to play, and have a good time, then I am your bitch.  You cant get no wilder than me. I am a wild ass slut and I am thirsty every second of the day. Stop by and quench my thirst, I would love to have you and a few more around to play with.

Don’t forget to bring some good party favors as well. I will bring the pussy, if you bring the powder, and your pick of cum. I will be waiting to party with you and yours, but don’t keep me waiting too long, or I will move to the next party.

National Mischief Night with Tranny Cop Carla

October 30 is known as National Mischief Day. It’s an informal holiday where youth engage in pranks and minor vandalism. Now, I am far from a youth, but I find it fun to punk people. Last October 30, I put on my sexy cop outfit and decided to see what kind of mischief I could stir up. I had a very official looking badge because I stole it off this “on the down low” cop I blew regularly. I walked up and down Main Street, where all the  bars were, waiting for some unsuspecting person to punk. I saw this very hot young couple who were very drunk. I flashed my badge and explained to them there were laws against public intoxication, which they both clearly were. violating.

Now, I only meant to scare them a bit, mess with their minds for 10 minutes or so. But the girl, was like “But, officer, you are so pretty. Couldn’t we work something out privately?” I knew what she was suggesting. The big hard cock in my panties knew what she was suggesting. It was her idea, so of course I went with the flow. They lived nearby, above one of the bars, so I went home with them. A pretty girl, a hot guy and a tranny cop? That was my kind of mischief.

As soon as we got to their apartment, I went down on the girl. I may be a transsexual, but I love cock and pussy. I just don’t get as much pussy as I do cock. I buried my face between her creamy thighs and tasted her sweet nectar. She tasted heavenly. Juices were running out of her pussy so fast, I had a difficult time not missing any juice. When I came up for air, her juices were all over my face and her boyfriend was stroking his hard big cock. Mischief night just kept getting better.

I sucked his cock like my life depended on it. I had a bulge in my pants that could no longer be contained. My prank was about to be let out of the proverbial bag. When the girl discovered the mischief in my pants, she went to town on it. Up and down like a greedy bitch. Felt amazing. Such soft lips on my rod. She was sucking me, I was sucking her boyfriend. She was gonna get tag teamed. She begged for it actually. She wanted me in her ass and him in her cunt. She got the double penetration fuck of a life time. And all because I decided to pull a little Mischief Night prank.

The funny thing was, that even after hours of fucking, sucking, licking… they never realized I was not a real cop. They just thought I was a tranny officer. I have the same outfit and badge for tonight’s mischief games. I have just added handcuffs and a billy stick. Let the mischief begin.

Teasing and Pampering

Every girl loves to be pampered. I am no exception to that rule. Spoiling myself is a treat I not only deserve but demand.
There is nothing better then going to the saloon and getting a mani/pedi. Being pampered every few weeks is a day I so look forward to.
My dick is always stiff when I know it is mani/pedi day because I use this day for a little erotic fun as well as being spoiled.
Getting ready to head out I choose what I will wear carefully. It must be sexy. It must show a great deal of cleavage. And it must be a very short skirt with either no panties or panties that clearly out line my big man cock.
I never go to the same saloon twice, unless the nail tech is a male that seems pleased with the treat I provide.
I always request a male tech. They do the mani first and I make sure to flirt openly and shamelessly. Always leaning over and showing off my beautiful tits. Making sure to capture his full attention and erection.
When it comes time for the pedi I sit demurely in the chair anticipating the perfect timing to spread my legs and reveal my surprise.
I love the reactions I get. It doesn’t matter if it is shock, surprise, admiration, curiosity or desire. Each reaction arouses me and I always go home and pump my hard cock thinking about it.
Mani/pedi day is my favorite day of all!

Adult phone sex- The triple shock

I went out today to pick up some things from the mall. I saw you there, with your girlfriend. We both knew that we had had a very fun time at the club together last weekend, but I did not speak to you. You waved at me, so I waved back. When I got back home you called me. I answered, and you begged me to come over to you house. I agreed, but when I arrived there were a few cars in the driveway. I came to to door to knock anyways. You met me before I had a chance to. You opened the door pulled me into the house, and started kissing me. I was shocked, because your girlfriend, and parents were all there. You told them all that I was your new girlfriend, and they could get over it. I was still in shock as you ripped my skirt off, and exposed my huge cock. They were all speechless. You made me tell them what a good little cum sucker you were. I went into all the details, including how you sucked the best dick ever, and had the tightest little asshole I have ever been in. You made me tell your girlfriend how you didn’t want to eat pussy anymore, and how you loved the way my hard cock tasted in your mouth. You loved to drink my warm cum, and have me bend you over and fuck you till you cried with painful pleasure. That you loved me to slap you around with all 12 inches of my hard for you cock, and that you was my man bitch, and was done with all of them. I was shocked and they were too, but my cock was so hard, as they all could see, because I wanted to fuck all you sweet man spots right there for all to see. You begged me to please do it, so I did. I think they all liked what they saw, even if you were my new fuck toy. Who knew it was going to be like this. I cant wait till the next time I run into you again, and neither can my cock. I will be waiting on you to call me up for some more sweet cock play.

Cyber Sex Phone Sex with Glenda: Let’s Sext

Did you know we offer cyber sex phone sex? You can pay to have naughty cyber sex with me if for some reason you cannot do an actual phone call (like the wife is sleeping next to you!). I actually got into the phone sex business  through cyber sexting. A few years ago I met a woman in an online chat room. We hit it off , lots in common, easy to talk to. After a few weeks of vanilla IMing, we exchanged pics . I showed her my curvaceous body, she showed me her hairy pussy. From there on, we sexted daily. She would tell me how much she wanted me to be her first lesbian experience, how much she coveted my big boobs, and I would tell her how much I wanted to lick her pussy. I’d even press my titties against the screen for her.

We spent hours a day getting each other off. So much so, I got sticky keys on my laptop from typing with my masturbation fingers. My love goo was all over my keyboard. After a few months we actually met. Imagine my surprise to find out my lesbian cyber sexting buddy was actually a guy. He apologized profusely for his duplicity. I got it. He had a fantasy about being a woman with another woman, and the computer allowed him a safe venue for exploring his feminine side. No harm no foul and we are still friends today.

Yeah, I did not get my girl on girl action that day. What I did get, however, was a highly sensual and erotic experience. Cyber text sessions are good for myriad reasons. First, suppose you have a chaotic household filled with people and it’s hard to get away for a sexy call. No one will think twice about you  needing to escape to your office for a little work. They don’t have to know that work is on your throbbing cock. Second, suppose you are traveling and your cell phone has shitty reception and you have a boner? Well, you can almost always get a Wi-Fi signal somewhere, so we can dirty text your boner away. Third, suppose you are shy and have something you want to talk about that embarrasses you. Perhaps you have dark fantasies. Perhaps you want to suck cock. Perhaps you like to be peed on. Perhaps you wear ladies panties. Sometimes it is much easier to discuss taboo subjects in a more anonymous way, like a cyber text session.

Fourth, your mind is your biggest erogenous zone. Cyber texting forces both parties to be more creative, more imaginative then just “oooh baby faster.” Fifth, you are married or living with a woman with separation and/or trust issues. She checks your cell to see who you are talking to and for how long. She never really lets you out of her site for long. You can take your tablet or smartphone or laptop in the bathroom and get off without her pulling a Jake from State Farm on you, because she never heard you talking. And, the final reason, cyber text sessions are good is that you can create a whole new persona if you want. If you are a man, you can pretend to be a woman. If you are a boring American boy, you can suddenly be an Australian surfer dude. If you are an adult male, you can be mommy’s little angel again. If you have a little white dick, you can have a big black cock. You can create a whole fantasy world for yourself and I will play right along with you! And, I can type with one hand if you know what I mean (wink wink).

So hit me up on yahoo,  tell me you want to purchase a cyber text session (same rate as a phone sex call) and let’s get creative together. And, let’s get off too.

Planning A Halloween Party

I am so excited about planning this Halloween party it is insane. Can you guess from looking at me what I am going to be? I bet you know, it is the only thing I can be, A Wall Flower. Clever huh? Of course my party is going to be kinky and full of tricks and treats. Instead of Bobbing For Apples, we are Bobbing For Balls. I am going to take apples, oranges and peeled onions and dip them all in the same colored candy coating before putting them in the pale of water. It is going to be delightful when my friends bite into an onion…..one of the tricks. I bought Halloween Oreo cookies and mingled into the plate I have some Oreo cookies that I have opened and scraped the orange cream filling out, replacing it with toothpaste that I have colored with orange food coloring….another trick mixed into the treats. But the best thing I have set up is this wonderful jack o lantern scare crow that I found. I have everything I need to make him. I am going to drill a hole in his ass and fill it with gooey lube. I will blind fold my guests and spin them around and we are going to play Stick Your Dick In The Scare Crow. The drinks are going to be flowing, the tricks and treats are going to be all mixed up and we are going to have a fucking blast! Don’t you wish you could join us?