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Happy Plush Animals Lovers Day

Today is Plush Animal Lover’s Day. This is a day of celebration that is held every year to show your favorite stuffed toy some extra special love and appreciation. As a younger girl, I was very fond of my stuffed animals, overly fond of them actually. I showed them a lot of love. I had this one life sized plush camel that got shown the most love. I would ride that thing like a horse. I’d get on top of it naked and grind my pretty little bald beaver in between his humps, creaming all over its fur.  I still have Mr. Humps too. I brought him out today to reconnect. I’m a lot bigger now, and my pussy is no longer bald, but I did show him “some extra special love and appreciation” in honor of this special day.

Now, instead of fitting in between his humps, I can actually fuck one of his humps. I didn’t want them to get jealous, so I made sure I inserted each of Mr. Humps’ hump into my pussy and grinded away until I exploded. I was lost in the memories of frottage with my stuffed animals when my stepson said my name. I looked up to see him jacking his cock. Before I could take care of him, he shot his load across the room right in Mr. Humps’ mouth. Nothing shows extra special love and appreciation than a creamy facial! When I told him about Plush Animal Lover’s Day and all the fun I had rubbing my little bald cunnie all over  my stuffed animals, he went into his room and pulled out the  few he had and instructed me to give them some love too. He enjoyed watching me rub them all over my cunt. I told him now his stuffed animals would always smell like me.

The original origins of this day’s creation are vague, but it seems to be based in some unconfirmed Urban Legend.  A  teddy bear collector came up with the idea of a Teddy Bears Picnic Day in the late eighties. Rumor has it that other stuffed animals became jealous that Teddy Bears had their own celebration and demanded a special day all of their own! And now, we have Plush Animal Lovers Day. So today, I have been celebrating with Mr. Humps, my stepson and his stuffed animals. Don’t knock it till you try it. Feels good to rub your pussy all over a stuffed animal.  Something hot about that friction!

The Good Old Days

Some of my fondest memories are of sitting around our old black and white TV and watching shows as a family. You wouldn’t think that that was kinky in any way but I have always been a naughty girl and I could make everything we did into a special kind of kinky just for me. My pussy is getting wet just thinking about sharing this with you so I hope you like it as much as I did when I was younger and still do now. Sit back while I caress this hot, wet pussy and tell you all about it. My two favorite shows were I Dream of Jeanie and Bewitched. I would go in my room at night and close the door. Reaching my hand into my panties and stroking my kitty cat I would imagine all that I could do with the the powers that these two beautiful blonde babes had. Jeanie’s skimpy little two piece outfit made me want to lick her from head to toe every time the show came on. But I would fantasize how I could turn any man into the man of my dreams. Blinking my eyes or twitching my nose and making him the perfect pussy eating machine. Or giving him a huge dick on his chin so he could fuck my hole while sucking my clit. Making him know just how to suck these huge tits of mine, just when to lick, when to suck, when to nibble and just how hard or soft to make me cum without his cock inside me. The fantasies I created in my room would make me cum so hard it was hard not to cry out with my parents in the next room. To this day I wish I had the power that Jeanie and Samantha had to make men my very own dream lovers. Sensual domination and he would never even know what was happening to him! What a fantasy!

Big Tits Phone Sex with Glenda

One of the perks of being a full figured beauty, is having natural full figured boobies. They are such an asset to my life. Like the silver lining in not being a size 6. But honestly, I don’t care about being skinny. I rock my body and my curves. This morning, for example, I may have lost sight of how fast I was going as I was jamming out to some Tom Petty on the radio. Next thing I know, I see sirens in my rear view window. Oops me bad. Officer Hottie asks me if I know how fast I was going.

Why do they always ask that? If I knew that, you wouldn’t have pulled me over. I smile and apologize, but it is clear he is intent on writing that ticket, so I take off my jacket, revealing ample cleavage and I sigh. The sigh makes my boobs heave and always get the right kind of attention. Officer Hottie took off his sunglasses, always a good sign, and looked straight at my chest. I did the little subtle, shirt tug so a boob popped out.

I could see the outline of his fat cock through his pants. I looked at him and said, “Maybe I can help you and you help me?” I then unzipped his pants, releasing his trouser snake and sucked him off.  I even put it in between my big tits and let him cum on my face. Worth it to get out of $150 a reckless driving charge plus the points on my license. I have no shame. If I can use my boobs to my advantage, why not, right?

Master Knows Breast

When I was just a wee girl, I would sit on the couch with my parents and watch classic TV shows like “Father Knows Best.” It was such a wholesome family show. My mom was clueless about what my daddy would do to me after he tucked me into bed. He always slithered back into my room after she was asleep and said it was time to play a little game; a special game just between him and me. His game was called “Father Knows Breast.” He would suck on my titties. They were smaller then, but he loved to play with them.  He did all sorts of things to my breasts at night. He would tie them up; put nipple clamps on them; pour hot wax over them; put his cigarette out on my nipples; bite them; cover them in melted chocolate for a special midnight snack; spank them; squeeze them… There was nothing off limits in his game of Father Knows Breast. My breasts were his to do with as he saw fit.

His favorite thing to do of course was to fuck them. He would climb on top of me at night, push them together, and put his big daddy dick in between them until he shot a load of thick jizz all over them.  He would call me a dirty whore and a cock tease, then sneak back into bed with mommy. My boobs, my body belonged to daddy. They still do. He was my first master. Now, I have way bigger boobs and I love them to be mutilated and tortured in a game I call Master Knows Breast. Would you like to play?

Foot Fetish Phone Sex with Vinny

I love my feet, I bet you do too. Just look at them. They are so pretty and smooth. I get pedicures regularly; plus I live near the beach and sand is a natural exfoliate, which helps keeps my feet in good condition to be worshiped by your mouth, by your cock. I know you are staring at them right now. Imagining putting each pretty little toe in your mouth, maybe even the whole foot. I bet if you close your eyes, you can feel my feet wrapped around your cock. I give the best foot jobs. Not only do you enjoy my feet working up and down on your shaft, but I get to enjoy the feel of your cum squishing between my toes. Hot jizz oozing all over my feet is so sexy. And, luckily I am in great shape, so I can take my own cum covered feet and put them n my mouth to suck that spunk right off. I bet you would get hard again just watching that!

I love all sorts of foot play. You can rub, suck, lick, nibble, dress, smell, manicure, massage, kiss, bind and caress my feet for both of our arousal. I can even trample, stomp, squish, or jack your dick with my pretty feet. What are you waiting for? Cum get my pretty feet and toes.

Double Penetration Phone Sex with Monika

 

I just got my new scooter and the damn thing wouldn’t start!

I called over the young men from next door and asked them for their help. 

They came over and were excited to see my super short plaid mini skirt and white sweater that barely cover my nipples. 

As they were working on it I brought them both a beer, I know they were under age but they were just so sweet and sexy I couldn’t help myself.

As Timmy was looking at the battery in the floor board I squatted down with my legs open, he got a eye full of my exposed pussy. 

My goal was to get these boys so hot and bothered that they couldn’t control what was going to happen. 

I saw Alex looking at his friend confused as he was working on the throttle. I stood up and rubbed my big titties over his arm and brushed my pussy against his hand.


He started to apologize, but I grabbed his face and he stopped talking. 

You boys should realize when a woman wants to get fucked by the two of you. 

I walked over to the garage door and closed it. 

I went back over to Timmy and started rubbing his shoulders and neck. 

I asked them what they were willing to do to each other in-order to get inside of me.  They looked at each other and with out blinking an eye they said at the same time, Any thing. 

I smiled. good boys.. I want you to kiss each other and rub your hands all over each others bodies. 

They hesitated for a second and then started kissing. I took my sweater off to let my big beautiful breast out and they stopped. 

I told them if they stopped Id put it back on. 

I sat on the scooter and told them to turn towards me and start rubbing my legs. 

I wanted them to love every inch of my body. They did everything I told them to. 

So it was my turn to blow their minds and make their friend Jealous of the hot neighbor they got to tag team! 

 

 

 

 

Don’t Delude Yourself Loser, Size Does Matter

Hey there tiny dick loser. Look at my hot body. You know you want me. But guess what? You don’t deserve me. I am way too hot for you, LOSER. That’s right, my Pomeranian has a bigger package than you. Hell, my clit gets bigger than your dick when a real man is working it. And you are correct, you are not a man. A man has a cock, not a clit stick.  A man makes a woman cum, not squint and laugh. A real man can get it up without the help of a pretty blue pill. A real man can fuck a woman all night long with minimal down time.  Areal man can fuck in any position because his dick won’t fall out of my pussy. A real man can cover me in cum. A real man can give me something I can feel.

I do not understand women who say size doesn’t matter. Size is the only  thing that matters. I can’t wait to laugh at you; reject you; make you beg and plead ; dress you up; force you to suck cock; deny you; humiliate you; maybe even fuck you in your back door pussy.

If you got a tiny dick, you better not call to fuck me.  Access to my hot holes will be denied to anyone with less than 8 inches of solid meat. Know your place loser. And that would be being my sissy, my slave, my cuckold, my pet, my bitch, my fluffer, my clean up boy….

This GFE will do anything for you..

I’m not the normal boring girl friend. 

I make things interesting. 

I go out of my way to do things for you baby.

If we are walking down an alley, and you want your dick sucked..

Baby I will push you against the wall Drop to my knees and suck your cock. 

I’ll get naked for you and pose. 

I want to make memories.

 

Anything you want me to do baby I am yours. 

I want to make you happy.

I want to be the one you come home to after a hard day. 

I’ll be waiting for you naked, with a hot meal and a cold beer. 

At the end of the day you are mine. 

Its my job to make you forget about how long, and hard your job was, and to make your dick hard.

I want to suck your cock, slid it into my perfect pussy and make all your troubles melt away. 

Baby why are you waiting?

Why aren’t you mine yet??

I can just see it now.. 

You had a hard day.. you walk into the door and there I am, naked. 

I get up and walk to you, taking off your coat, help you with your shoes.

Hand you a cold beer. 

I fallow you to your favorite chair, You sit down and I ask you how your day was as I unzip your pants.

Can you see it??

 

Special Gummie Bears and Titty Fucking

This guy friend of mine and I were sitting around eating special gummie bears a friend smuggled back from Colorado for me. THC infused candy is quite yummy. Well, I get high all the time, but never had anything quite this pure. Wow. Jim and I started getting silly, slap happy silly. Somehow we got on the topic of cartoon characters  we would fuck. I was all about  Ned Flanders from The Simpsons with his 70s porn-stache. Jim was all about Lois from Family Guy. He went on and on about her body and how much he has spanked to her image thinking of titty fucking her.

Titty fucking Lois? Well no way she had bigger jugs than I did. I whipped mine out  and asked if in his sex dreams Lois had boobs like mine. He started drooling. I said why not titty fuck me? I said he could even call me Lois. He said I could call him Ned. I pulled  out Ned’s big cock and put it in between Lois’s huge knockers. I let him slide in and out of those huge breasts and sucked the head of his throbbing cock. Felt so good to push them jugs together with his dick thrusting in and out of them . He came good on my tits too. I licked it all up. Never let cum go to waste.

We were so high.  He even inserted some of those special gummies in my pussy. And decided to see what Lois’s snatch tasted like. My cunt was dripping wet. Ned had a pretty nice cock for a cartoon character. He said those gummies tasted even better smothered in Lois’s honey. I even ate a few of my cum drenched special gummie bears. Got high all over again and let Ned titty fuck me again. This time he shot his load all over my face. I looked like someone had spilled milk in my face.

God love legalized marijuana. In states where it’s legal, the shit is so good you would titty fuck a cartoon character. I love fucking when I am high. The only problem is when I am fucked up, I have absolutely no sensor, no inhibitions, no limits. Let’s get fucked up together and push each other’s boundaries.

Birthday Tittie Fuck

I have a really cool  girl friend who just happens to have really small breasts. She has a smokin hot ass, but she always jokes about how jealous she is of my tits. She also happens to have a really smokin hot husband…  Well, his birthday is coming up and she said she couldn’t hink of anything to get him for his birthday – you know, the guy that already has everything. I told her to think of something naughty she has never done for him in the bedroom and just do that!

Her eyes lit up and she smiled at me like a crazy person. I said “What….?” And she blurts out that he’s never been tittie fucked! I laughed so hard, and I looked down at her tiny boobs and told her its probably not such a good idea…  Then she said “No Brandy! I want you to tittie fuck him for me!”  I couldn’t believe my ears and at first I tried to tell her no, but she insisted that she trusts me and it would be the best surprise he ever got.

She talked me into it, and we set up a “date” for the three of us to meet at her place. He had no idea what he was in store for as we all sat around drinking wine and having a good time. I wore a low cut blouse, and he was definitely checking out my tits. I would have felt bad, excapt thats what I was there for right? So she finally told him that she had got him something extra huge for his birthday this year, and reached over and unbuttoned my blouse. His jaw hit the ground as he saw my huge tits and nipples. He didn’t understand what was going on, but he liked it!

She pulled some lube out of her purse, and lubed up my tits. His cock got hard just watching her rub my breasts and then she demanded he bring his cock over for his first tittie fuck. I think he just about came right in his pants, but he happily took his clothes off and stuck his cock up to my breasts. He literally had no idea how and neither did she – so I took his cock and placed it between my breasts and squeezed it tight. She was rubbing her pussy and mine as I rubbed my gorgeous tits up anddown his hard cock. Needless to say he had a very happy birthday, and his wife and I both licked up all the icing…