I’m a tranny phone sex slut because chicks with dicks just don’t fit well in the 9-5 world. Clearly, I am not built to be a school teacher or an astronaut. I’m too fucking hot to dress in business attire. I have tried the secretary thing, but it never works out because I don’t know how to answer a phone non sexy like. I’m also too fond of dick; stupid sexual harassment rules get me in trouble in the corporate world. If I see a man I want to fuck, I fuck him. I could give a rat’s ass about the surroundings. I need the kind of job where I can masturbate all day long and not get arrested!
Today was one of those days I couldn’t keep my dick in my panties. I was at a high end department store trying on sexy dresses. I’m part female, so I appreciate a sexy bitch too. The woman helping me at Nordstrom’s was wicked hot. Tall fucking goddess. Looked like she just got off the runway. She was clueless about my panty surprise until she was adjusting the hem line of a sexy dress I had on. She stepped back a little startled, but then started asking questions. I like questions. That means they are intrigued about my special nature. I answered every one of her inquiries, but when she asked how big was “it” and did “it” still work, I decided to show her.
I pulled out my pretty cock in the dressing room chair. It was already rock hard. I gave her a little show. She couldn’t take her eyes off my cock. Admitted it was bigger than her boyfriend’s dick. All chicks seem surprised that I have an above average cock. I think they expect a clit stick. I’m a shemale, not a pansy lol. The harder I stroked, the more hot and bothered she became. I suggested she pull up the other chair and join me. She did. We sat across from one another masturbating. She had a beautiful cunt. Pink, puffy, perfectly smooth.
I started fingering my asshole as I watched her slide a few fingers inside her wet pussy. When I shot my load, it landed all over her cunt. I was raised right. I clean up my messes. I crawled over to her and showed her how good a tranny can eat pussy. Tasting her wet bald beaver got me hard again, so she rode the fuck out of my cock on the dressing room floor. Afterwards, I bought everything I tried on, slipped her my number and sent her a Facebook friend request. Hoping next time I can hook up with her and her boyfriend.
Some young guys were campaigning for our next mayoral candidate door to door in my neighborhood. They were both in their mid-twenties, very well dressed, and looked the part of politicians themselves. I knew there was more to them so I invited them in. I pretended to listen to their whole presentation about change and hope but I constantly licked my lips and made fuck faces to whichever of the pair was not speaking. I caught them both staring at my tits and ass as I made excuses to enter and exit the room constantly. Finally one asked could they help me with something else. I led the two young men to my room where they double penetrated me like the slut that I am. They took turns going in my ass and pussy, stroking and pounding and giving me the good fucking I imagined when I saw them approach my porch. One stayed in my ass while the other walked around to the front and face fucked me with all his might. As he flooded my throat his partner flooded my asshole. They left a sticker for their candidate and left. I’ll give them this, they earned my vote.
